The high-speed rail cat applied wound medicine to his face in the yard below the mountain, and then looked outside, and after a while, the snow had melted, and it was as warm as a dog day.

Some women's faces, like the weather, are unpredictable;

And some women's faces can directly change the weather.

Gao Tie felt like he was struggling just thinking about it, and he was careful of his liver.

"Huh... How did they come down so quickly... Didn't grandpa say that this stage is the time for honey to blend oil... Oh... Grandpa lied to me again! ”

Halfway up the mountain, Leng Han walked like a fly, carrying a ham in one hand and Lin Chou in the other, grasping it with both hands, both hands were not empty, and in the whimpering sound of Lin Chou gradually dissipated, the soaring dragon and tiger walked down the mountain.

The high-speed rail looks ignorant, what is the matter? Why are you in such a hurry?

Look over there, grandma's hammer is dancing vigorously and powerfully, and then listen to grandpa's "screams" from time to time.

The high-speed rail smacked his lips, hiccuped for some reason, and suddenly felt the deep malice from the whole world,

"Hiccup~ The whole world is the rancid smell of love!"

...

To put it mildly, Lin Chou finally made Leng Han give up the idea of going to his parents.

The reason is simple,

"If you can't beat it, find your parents, Ben Shuai can't afford to lose that person!"

Lin Chou said this very stiffly with his neck - at the same time, it was accompanied by a little indignation and little arrogance of "thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth".

In fact, the subtext in my heart is that Wei Tianxing's handsome can be beaten correctly, so that he can do it with one hand, Ben Shuai can't beat him, you can't find your grandfather, you can't beat others, what can you do if the old man can't get off the stage and then fall into a problem like angina?

However, Leng Han suddenly stumbled when he heard this.

Lin Chou watched as the small crystal clear pimples accompanied by the reddness of congestion went from Leng Han's long black and thick hair to the collar of his coat, and the temperature from the hand that was pulling him suddenly returned to the level of a normal person-well, you must know that Leng Han not only looked cold, but in fact, his body temperature was indeed much lower than that of a normal person, and it was frighteningly cold.

Lin Chou blinked, ready to ponder where the alluring red tide under the collar had drowned.

"Home... Parents..."

Lin Chou didn't hear clearly,

"Huh?!"

Leng Han said,

"Well, listen to you!"

Lin Chou: !!

Leng Han turned his face and looked at Lin Chou seriously.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he trembled, and the blood on his face gradually faded, turning into a distressing whiteness.

His eyes were also replaced with a kind of apprehension that Lin Chou had never seen before, and said cautiously,

"You... Don't like that? ”

Lin Chou: ???

Leng Han's expression froze slightly, he lowered his head, his long eyelashes fanned flickering,

"I... I won't mention grandpa in the future... So don't think about it. ”

At the end, I added another sentence,

"You're amazing, really!"

Lin Chou was at a loss the whole time.

(꒪_꒪)ノ

After speaking, Leng Han pushed him and hurriedly said,

"Let's go back to Yanhui Mountain first, the beast tide has just passed, you still have a lot of things to deal with, and the occurrence committee and the garrison are also waiting for you."

“...”

In fact, Lin Chou was completely confused, why did I come back after a few days of walking, and the cold tyrannosaurus was like a different person, what was she talking about?

Lin Chou didn't dare to squeak, so he could only walk slowly, wondering as he went.

In Leng Han's view, this is the back of the whole person's marionette-like lost soul.

Leng Han covered his face - stomped hard!

"Boom Boom"

"What a stupid! Good chance... Wrong thing again... It's all grandpa!! ”

"Boom Boom"

"It's annoying, who told me about this weird idiom... I hate it..."

"Boom Boom"

"Will he feel frustrated? Sister Qingyu warns me all day long that girls can't be too strong, it will make men very embarrassed... So stupid, so stupid..."

"Boom Boom"

The ground under Leng Han's feet had sunk into a big hole.

Well, the cold beauty is so shaking when she even thinks about it... Ah no, it's moving!

The corners of Leng Han's mouth curled, pinching the bone ornament on his neck,

"Well, go find Sister Qingyu... Let her give me a few tricks..."

Just do what you say, Leng Han never hesitates.

When she arrived at Wei's house, there was no trace of Wei Qingyu anywhere in the house.

"Wei Qingyu, why are you sitting here?"

Wei Qingyu sat under the gazebo on the hillside, holding a trembling lamb in his arms, gently stroking it, his eyes fluttering.

Leng Han couldn't help but look at the sheep a few more times and shouted

"Sister Qingyu?!"

Wei Qingyu came back to his senses at this time, his big eyes swept around Leng Han's body, and suddenly lit up,

"Yo, this female benefactor, isn't she just a little below, she has been enlightening Buddhism for many years, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the extinction of the great Zen master yes, the poor nun looks at your eyebrows like autumn water eyes Dai Hongbo, there is a red luan star moving peach blossom like the first bloom, but finally I can't help but press Xiaolinzi on the ground and rub it with a ruthless hand? Not... Where is it? Home or outside? In bed or in the car? Hiss... Don't be wild... Hmmmm... What are you doing covering my mouth... Let go!! ”

After saying a few words, Leng Han said that the cold hair stood upright, and it was a standard throat locking style, looking at it, if Wei Qingyu didn't stop again, it was very likely that he would be directly strangled by the elbow joint and cut off the cervical vertebrae.

Wei Qingyu whimpered for a long time, finally slapped Leng Han's hand away, rolled his eyes and said,

"Since you were nine years old, my wife has never won a fight with you, and you are good and bullied... You're good, it's getting worse, you just kill your sister! ”

Leng Han shrank his head in fear, pills...

From childhood to adulthood, the person she Leng Han feared the most was Miss Wei.

If you want to talk about fights and brawls (well, Miss Wei insists that Leng Han's behavior is a fight), a hundred Wei Qingyu can't tie up Leng Han's hand, but when it comes to moving her mouth, Leng Han is Miss Wei who can't say that she is sipping melon seeds or biting chestnuts or chewing beef jerky all over her body.

- Of course, in the end, it often ends with the annoyed and angry Leng Han pressing the chattering Wei Qingyu with one hand.

"Tell me about you, what kind of recklessness you have become!"

say

"How old are you this year?!"

Leng Han quietly looks like a quail,

"Two, twenty-seven..."

"Huh??"

"It's only twenty-eight after the New Year!"

Wei Qingyu took out the hazelnuts in the brown paper bag, pinched out one, and opened the hazelnut shell with his teeth.

Leng Han felt a little apprehensive when he saw this standard configuration, and suddenly regretted coming here.

Wei Qingyu slanted her big delicate and charming eyes, revealing disappointment and contempt in the retina,

"Twenty-eight, tsk, you still know that you are twenty-eight!"

"Hmm..."

"Dare to talk back!"

Under the eaves, Leng Han shrank his body, showing a good attitude of "please advise".

Well, it's about feelings.

Speaking of which, Leng Han is the same as Lin Chou, his eyes are black, and he can only look at the sky in embarrassment.

Others are at most theoretical giants and dwarfs in action.

Good guys, these two people get together, and all the theories can only be spelled into one sentence at most - "what are you looking at" or "what are you doing".

Wei Qingyu "clicked" the hazelnuts, and after collecting seven of them, he put them in his mouth and chewed them.

"I calculate, when did our Xiaoice block start to understand, two months ago? Or three months ago? ”

Leng Han: "..."

"What did the old lady say before, look at yourself, which man would like you like this, all day long full of foul words, fights and brawls are full of blood, and you are dumbfounded when you meet the man you like, right? Can't change it, right? Late, right? ”

Leng Han's cold eyes looked himself up and down silently:

The half-body armor is equipped with a heart shield, boots with deerskin metal edges, and a tactical belt that is convenient for carrying all kinds of small arms, and the angular spirit is very good, no problem - by the way, Wei Qingyu wiped the blood marks on his arm while he was not paying attention.

It's okay not to wipe it, and when he wiped Wei Qingyu's face, he changed it to a sneer,

"Tsk, if the old lady guessed correctly, she just wore this body to see Xiao Linzi?"

“...”

Wei Qingyu mercilessly ridiculed,

"You're a woman?"

Leng Han couldn't help but reply, his tone was weak and his confidence was insufficient.

"Then you still call yourself an old lady..."

Wei Qingyu's eyebrows rose,

"What's wrong with the old lady? Tearing down the word, it means that my sister is an older and beautiful woman, do you understand? This is called the royal sister wind! ”

"It's better than you swear and look at a man like an animal, right?"

Leng Han was dumbfounded, and was speechless.

Wei Qingyu said earnestly,

"Xiaoice block, my sister pulled you up with a handful of and urine, watching you change from a beautiful bubbling little girl to a bad girl and a female demon king who everyone hides, an older single leftover girl, my sister really hates to become a monster with infinite power like Lin Chou - save every time you preach as a deaf ear and then press on the ground to beat, beat you before you can reason with you, right, did you say this?"

Leng Han blushed.

Wei Qingyu continued to teach,

"I finally have a man who can make you repent and reform, why don't you know how to cherish it?!"

Leng Han said coldly,

"I didn't!"

Then the tone weakened,

"But... I did what you said... Cram schools, dresses, banquets, jewelry... Also, I gave a gift... Several times..."

Wei Qingyu only felt that the root of his teeth was itchy and his scalp was numb,

"You're embarrassed to say... Don't think I don't know you took the jaw off the etiquette cram school teacher three times! The teacher mentions you now like you've seen a ghost! ”

"I've been to the banquet twice, and you've left early three times!"

"What you're wearing is called jewelry... If it's not for the old lady, do you know what is called Yuanjing Diamond, do you know how to match? ”

"Gift, I can't get angry when I talk about this gift..."

"I won't talk about it the first time, you sent a bow, and I didn't know about it at the time."

"What was sent the second time? A box of knives, guns, swords, halberds and... Bomb? ”

"The third time, a sledgehammer of more than 10,000 catties!"

"For the fourth time, actually... It's still a hammer?! ”

"Phew, may the world forgive the old lady's swearing, I can't hold it back."

Leng Han: "..."

With every word, Leng Han shrank back.

Wei Qingyu is even more aggressive, or hates iron but not steel,

"Come on, come on, explain to me what the point of you sending these things is."

"Huh?!"

"Even if you give a candle, a whip, an eye mask, a mouth ball suit or something, the old lady can grit her teeth and admit it!"

"What are you trying to say by sending a hammer?"

"Your bloody and wonderful childhood?!"

"Mother, you look like a hammer!!"

Leng Han: "..."

"It's hard to run into someone who is stupid and doesn't roll his eyes in fright when he hears your name, so you can toss with the guts of others, right?"

"Okay... I'm not convinced, right?,Then the old lady will say it another way.,You said you can't even catch up with a piece of wood that can't run away.,What's the use of you wanting this 36D?? ”

"I'm convinced, mother, you can just tie Xiaolinzi with a chain and carry it home, and it will save the old lady from worrying about you."

Leng Han's eyes suddenly burst into brilliance, and then he bowed his head dejectedly,

"I can't beat it..."

Wei Qingyu sneered,

"Yo yo yo, we have beaten Lieutenant General Leng Han Leng who is invincible in Mingguang and finally admitted that your tendon meat is useless? Tsk - then you go to practice, the fourth order is not the fifth order, the fifth order is not the tenth order, sooner or later one day you can fight, when the time comes, you will tie Xiao Linzi to the waistband of your pants like a puppy, and what kind of mouth is grinding with the old lady! ”

Rolled his eyelids,

"Anyway, sister, I don't dare to teach you this cold tyrannosaurus, my mother is desperate for her life, I'm afraid of being killed."

Leng Han blinked, feeling very aggrieved.

She looked at Wei Qingyu who was puffing up, suddenly bent down and squatted down to take the brown paper bag, crushed the hazelnut shell with two fingers, and after a while, she saved a handful, pouted and put it in front of Wei Qingyu's eyes,

"Well, I'll give you something to eat."

Wei Qingyu lowered his head,

"You... You..."

My teeth creaked and I was trembling.

Leng Han trembled,

"How... What's wrong..."

Wei Qingyu almost screamed,

"What lady have you ever seen who can be one-handed... Ah no... Crush a dozen hazelnut shells with two fingers?! ”

Cold Culvert: ???

"But... You're still biting with your teeth..."

"That's a real temperament!!"

ε=(´ο｀*)))

Leng Han felt so tired.

Wei Qingyu held a mouthful of braided shell silver teeth,

"Hey, if you can crush hazelnuts today, you can crush other people's eggs tomorrow..."

A feeble sigh,

"Forget it, anyway, who in the entire base city doesn't know the glorious title of your Miss Leng Egg Maniac."

cold culvert mouth opening,

"I didn't..."

Interrupted.

Wei Qingyu sighed,

"Yes, you don't have anything? Which do you think sounds better, Planned Feet or Egg Crusher? ”

“...”

ε=(´ο｀*)))

Wei Qingyu also felt so tired.

Leng Han was completely convinced, and finally understood that she couldn't say anything about Wei Qingyu, who was like a mother more than her sister and full of truth.

"That's... What to do, besides, I seem to have said the wrong thing again today. ”

Wei Qingyu said weakly,

"What did you say again?"

Leng Han said today's experience, and added a sentence at the end,

"But he didn't seem to hear it."

Wei Qingyu lay down without a ladylike image and collapsed in the chair,

"My aunt, what's wrong with you? Which nerve is wrong? ”

Leng Han looked dazed,

"What's the matter, his family... I'm my family..."

Wei Qingyu covered his face, and only looked up for a long time,

"First of all, the first point, my sister is very pleased, your brain full of muscle bumps can still think of such high-end words, I hope it is not a flash of inspiration."

"Secondly, and secondly, this meow... I... Mother..."

Wei Qingyu is crazy,

"In terms of strength, there are only a handful of people in the entire base city who can press Xiaolinzi to the ground and rub it, not to mention the power, to get the wind and the rain, but as long as you have eyes and are not blind, you know not to stretch out your claws, to talk about money... Forget this, just thinking about the price of the old lady, my heart hurts so much that I can't breathe. ”

Leng Han continued to be dazed and shook her head - this was different from what she thought, why didn't it seem to be the same?

Wei Qingyu danced and went crazy for a while, tired, and then paralyzed,

"In a word, if you really want to talk about the rich generation and you are at most the second generation of the rich, do you still expect to poke people's 'fragile glass hearts'."

"I thank you for Xiaolinzi, you're so worried! It's up to you to think about it..."

"Don't talk nonsense, the beast tide has passed, come to me on time at eight o'clock in the morning tomorrow, I think this lesson will continue to be taught to you!"

“...”

Am I thinking too much?

Am I right?

So, he's not angry at all?!

Leng Han suddenly became sunny, and the hazelnut shell was sprinkled casually,

"I'm leaving!"

"Huh? What are you going to do... You're back... You... Do you still want to go to cram school... You give the old lady back..."