It should be said that this is a shameful play of Lin Chou using his body and soul to obey for no reason and to comfort the taste and taste of the lying system.

I've heard that before the cataclysm, a certain very powerful Koju department was very good at this behavior, although the results are often puzzling.

Although the crayfish is gone, who can delay drinking beer?

Medicine ~ Medicine ~

Betray my love and watch you go.

The five tones howled a few words of Lin Chou's few catchy ones to show respect.

Okay, in order to avoid the mysterious and unpredictable three-digit serial number from paying attention to us, it would be better to pull something else.

- So, in an almost pious state of mind, Lin Chou gave the sunfish a professional dissection without formalin.

The fish body in the shape of a rice shovel shows an almost undignified funny, and with just a few simple knives, it can be easily divided into several parts - one-sided fish belly, fish head, fish body, and fish tail.

Although fish with belly all on one side are rare, Lin Chou said that there is no pressure.

The flesh of the sunfish is almost pure white, and when it meets the skin with light yellow dots, it actually resembles a kind of mineral texture that only occurs deep in the earth's crust.

Fish, in particular, are hard and resilient to the eyes that look almost exactly like the stubble of large animals.

The fish maw part occupies about two-thirds of the length of the sunfish, and when it is opened, it is a huge white object, Lin Chou thought it was its stomach at first, and pinched it a few times, only to find that it was cod liver...

Slightly awkward – take it out for the time being and set it aside.

Then there is the fish maw and the "stomach", this big guy has not eaten for an unknown amount of time before his death, and the stomach is empty and there is nothing, but the swim bladder is still very huge.

Below is a circle of fish intestines that are very similar to the arrangement of animal brains, white and crystal with a network of oil layers intertwined into a large piece, very regular, and a little wonderful cute disgusting feeling.

Removing the gills and throwing away the smelly and bitter gallbladder, there is hardly anything to pay special attention to, and it even looks a little unremarkable.

Lin Chou's gaze shifted back and forth between the visceral part of the fish and the flesh of the fish, and he fell into a tangle for the umpteenth time.

- Actually, he knew a dish that was particularly sophisticated and suitable, but unfortunately, that dish was based on fish intestines.

This is very embarrassing, almost ten tons of fish meat, and a full dozen of fish intestines is less than a ton, how to choose?

Scarcity is expensive...

Wait for a thousand years...

Good dogs don't get in the way...

Bah!

Lin Chou panicked.

Of course, I'm afraid of the sinkhole of the system!

After all, fish is the big one, and even if he can't face a sunfish for a long time, he can sell it for a few more days without worrying about the "forced sale" policy of the system.

What should I do, and what should I do in this situation to not be on a leash?

...

When Lin Chou was still entangled like an old dog in the cold storage, there were already six people sitting in the store.

Huang Dashan, Shen Feng, Zhan Yongli, Zhou Zhou, Qin Wuyong, Yan Xiaoliu.

At this time, where can we be missing our Prince of the Mountain, since Lin Chou opened a small restaurant on Yanhui Mountain, the journey has been smooth, and the second vein of Ren Du has also expanded from a trickle to a big river, and he also served as the CEO to marry Bai Fumei, although the fly in the ointment is that when he married Bai Fumei, he also took over a six-year-old yellow-haired girl by the way... But this does not affect the glorious image of the mountain lord.

If you want to say who gets the most benefits from Lin Chou, if you think carefully, it is really this Huang Dashan Huang who jumps all day long, but no one has ever thought in that direction.

It's only been three months, and Huang Dashan has advanced by leaps and bounds from the penniless lowest-level first-order scum to the present, standing on the cusp of the wind and holding the sun and the moon and spinning, the fourth order (fifth order?). Ah, the average month is a special one, just say that this product has a protagonist template on it, and people believe it, who can't see it and respectfully call "Prince of the Mountain" - uh, speaking of which, it doesn't seem to have any direct connection with strength~

Ahem, anyway, don't care about these details.

Others take Doubao as dry food, and Huang Dashan himself hasn't forced it to count in his heart.

When Lin Chou has a new dish, no one can possibly do it, but this product must be guaranteed to be a strong onlooker at the scene and cheeky to take a few bites to taste - don't believe you go forward and look for eight hundred chapters?

Therefore, there is no contradiction in this cargo arriving on the battlefield in minutes.

Speaking of Shen Feng, it can only be said that people are going to be unlucky, and they will stuff their teeth when they drink cold water.

Obviously, you can rely on strength to speak, but now you can only rely on thick skin.

It's nothing more than self-comforting and saying "sixth-order martial artist", seeing that the people around him are making rocket-like strength by leaps and bounds, and in the end, he has become the most lo b one, and he will be taken out as a negative teaching material whip corpse anytime and anywhere - Damn, it is not Lao Tzu's fault that the martial artists are ranked.

In fact, Shen Feng is no longer the original third-order martial artist who can only fool Xiao Bai by taking a tour group to shave three feet on the ground, is the "sixth-order" boss just joking!

Well, cough, let's beep ourselves when we say this, so that a certain surnamed Lin can hear it, and then compare Shen Da Guy with Kong Yi, Shen Feng is afraid that he will find a piece of tofu and kill the ball directly - he is also a martial artist, why is this gap so big.

Although this big guy Shen on Yanhui Mountain is a personal pinch of anger, but in others, he is really worthy of the title of "big bull".

Even the original teammates, Zhou Zhou, that is, Comrade Zhan Yongli, who was almost burned to death by boiling soup in his stomach at the Millennium Mansion under the sea, and Comrade Zhan Yongli, have gradually distanced themselves from him.

The classes are already different, and it will be a little inexplicable to meet again.

Even though Shen Feng's temperament has never changed, he always listens to these two people as "big bulls", and his heart is very weird.

Brought over this time, it is nothing more than to take advantage of the end of the beast tide when everyone does not have to worry about the poll tax and Mingguang has issued a lot of circulation point rewards to the two outdated teammates to pull the strength, so as not to be called ungrateful - you are all outstanding, the waist disc is protruding, how could you ever think that Comrade Dazhao also wants to be inflamed!

The atmosphere was somewhat inexplicably heavy and awkward.

Shen Feng coughed,

"Brother useless, why are you here too, and live again? Anyway, at this time, no one watched the live broadcast, right? ”

Qin Wuyong is a discerning person, and he picks on the talker.

"Where, when the beast tide was live, it was broadcast live for two days and two nights, and I took the opportunity to make a profit, and I was trying to rest - I just came back from the pot guide with Xiao Liu'er, and I just came over."

Huang Dashan snorted,

"Movie thing?"

Our Prince Dashan is a person who has a role, so he naturally paid attention to it.

Qin Wuyong nodded,

"Yes, didn't the pot director cooperate with Xiaoliu once last time, I think Xiaoliu blows the trumpet... cough cough... That, no, don't get me wrong, don't think about it, I want to say that Xiao Liu'er's kung fu of playing suona is simply amazing, and the director wants to find him to record a song for the movie. ”

If you hadn't focused on such a cough and a stroke of genius, maybe we wouldn't have thought about it anywhere else—right?

The joke was a bit cold, so no one laughed.

Shen Feng smacked his lips,

"Suona? In the movies? You guys movie... It's not post-modern, costume, sci-fi, suspense, romance, reasoning... Whatever... Is it really appropriate to use suona..."

Thinking about it, I felt that it didn't seem appropriate for me to say this to my face, so I added a sentence in one fell swoop,

"I mean, can you do it..."

Yan Xiaoliu raised his round chin arrogantly,

"There is no song in this world that I Yan Xiaoliu can't play~"

"There is no scene that I Yan Xiaoliu can't deserve~"

Everyone was confused.

Then, Huang Dashan opened his mouth in a heavy tone like the shadow of Teacher Tengyue's childhood,

"Suona, Zhao Ritian in the musical instrument, a stinky rascal in the music industry, a mouth that is always angry with Mr. Kato's hand, blowing from your full moon to the first seven, what else are you not convinced?!"

As we all know, behind this Tengyue teacher can be called the originator of the program group, and a large number of literary and artistic youths have been resounded.

According to reliable sources, some of them later secretly joined the Shock Department all day long on TM knew about the shock.

So the mountain master added a shocking sentence very appropriately,

"Shocked—Shen Feng, do you have any capital to suspect a trumpeter? You're so presumptuous!! ”

Shen Feng was dumbfounded, and there was a crystal clear saliva at the corner of his mouth and he didn't know it.

The rest of the people were dumbfounded, Wucao, Teacher Huang, you, you...

“...”

There are all kinds of expressions, and there are all kinds of words.

However, no one understood some of the things that Shan Ye deliberately added, which made him feel bored for a while.

Lonely as snow.

It's been a century since this special thing happened, and if there is any, it is estimated that there really is, for example, Shen Daru and his gang of the Ancient Literature Research Association, who have never done anything serious, may be able to get this stalk without pressure.

Yan Xiaoliuyuan's jaw trembled, and he calmed down for a while before he smiled and said modestly,

"Don't dare, don't dare... It's not that exaggerated..."

Then he said in a very solemn and respectful tone,

"Ahem, the one who cooperated with me is a very powerful erhu teacher, so I really can't afford to provoke ~ an absolute boss!"

Huang Dashan is good at using his rich knowledge reserves to bring down any existence that dares to refute the majesty of his mountain lord.

"That's not right, how can you say that, what's wrong with the erhu, the kidneys of the erhu are not good!"

Serious and serious,

"His bad kidney means unemployed, you are different, there is no delay at all, you can continue to 'blow the trumpet' if you have a bad kidney~"

Continue to mend the knife, interrogative sentence form,

"These days, you should be able to make a lot more money if you have a good job, right??"

Yan Xiaoliu really wanted a mouthful of black blood to directly smear Huang Dashan's face, so he stopped speaking indignantly-Lao Tzu is an artist, and if I tell you more, Lao Tzu is a fool!

A few people laughed, out of breath,

"Oh,, Master Shan, listening to your words, it's better than reading a book for ten years..."

"I'm pure, although I don't understand what you're saying, but I always feel very powerful!"

Qin Wuyong's question is a little more professional,

"This... I have a sentence mmp... Ahem, there is a question that I don't know whether to talk about it or not - dare to ask how do you know that the kidneys of erhu are not good? ”

The mountain master looked serious,

"Before the cataclysm, there was an industry term, called 'three years of piano, five years of Xiao Yi, and the erhu is broken off'."

After saying this, put on a disdainful face,

"I don't know this, you anchor don't have any bad intentions at all, aren't you ashamed?!"

At this moment, Qin Wuyong not only has a sentence of MMP, but also a mouthful of old blood that has been aged for thirty-nine years.

The six people laughed a little loudly, and the consequence was that the probability of the success of the big-breasted sister washing the dishes in the kitchen dropped significantly.

(Sister Big Breasts: How difficult is life?) Originally, the boss still had a chance to use the dishes I had worked so hard to wash for the second time, but now it's okay, there is no one left, and the boss asks how you let Ben Qinu explain! ）

The shadow of the mountain shrouded the six people, and the voice of the big-breasted sister with endless anger in her calm was like a cold wind blowing from the top of the snow-capped mountain,

"Who's broken? Seventeen years of professional bone grafting, the success rate of both men and women is infinitely close to 100 percent, and the mortality rate is no more than 60 percent, for the sake of the face of the Blood God Lord who knows you, I can help you stupid male creatures. ”

“...”

The answer is an ellipsis with double quotation marks in six rows, which is very professional and very good for the number of words.

In the middle of the night, Yan Xiaoliu whispered with a frightened face,

"Wrong... The success rate is close to 100 percent, how can the mortality rate still be 60 percent?! ”

The corners of Huang Dashan's mouth twitched,

"Ahem... This question, I can't answer you for the time being, maybe you can consult an unlucky guy named Chen Qingyu in the future, presumably he has a lot of experience in the big-breasted sister's orthopedic techniques - it is more than enough to write a 10,000-word testimonial, all of which are the kind of 'ah' words, with only one and four pronunciations. ”

"Who is Chen Qingyu?"

Qin Wuyong and Shen Feng had an expression called schadenfreude on their faces, while the rest of them didn't understand it at all.

"Boom !!"

A piercing roar, accompanied by a violent shaking like the sky falling, interrupted everyone's bickering.

"What's the situation..."

"Another earthquake?"

I saw a particularly noble and gorgeous black dress floating in from outside the door of the small restaurant, bohemian deerskin boots slammed on the ground and made a crisp sound, and the tassels on them were also floating around like skirts.

What is particularly striking is that a giant sword the size of a golden door panel is held in the hand of the woman in a black dress, and a chain extends from the sword, which is directly connected to the woman's slender waist.

As soon as the woman moved slightly, the other seven people in the small hall felt a hurricane blowing in their faces.

Huang Dashan shuddered, knelt firmly,

"Ahem... Good morning cold lieutenant general! ”

The big-breasted sister frowned, feeling that things were not simple - how did this small-breasted manic woman learn to wear skirts?

The big-breasted sister naturally thinks that the painting style of the giant sword on the door panel matched with the gorgeous long skirt is quite reasonable, and the conditions of this woman are not good, but she still has a good eye for picking jewelry.

Leng Han's steps staggered slightly, with a hint of an abnormal flush on his face, frowned, and said,

"What about Lin Chou?"

Dead.

Huang Dashan didn't dare to talk about a word of fart, and said honestly,

"Back Mountain... Ah, here he comes! ”

Lin Chou held a large basin in his hand, and rushed in with a puzzled face,

"What's wrong? Earthquake? ”

Seeing Leng Han's dress, he first took a look.

Then she saw the extremely dense metal that turned into a giant sword on the door panel and the chain attached to her waist, and couldn't help but pull the corners of her mouth, and said astringently,

“...... Heaven doesn't give birth to you Cold Lieutenant General, and the way of the sword is as eternal as a long night? ”

Leng Han lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes, and with the flush on his face that had not yet dissipated, he looked like he was shy.

"Humph! It's certainly not a good word..."

She weakly let out a faint voice of protest, so small that no one could hear it except Lin Chou.

(Crowd: (╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻, MMP, do you dare to hear?? ）

Leng Han then explained,

"Armored vehicles are not very good to get out of the city ... The first time I used it like this, it was very fast, but it was not easy to grasp the direction..."

LIN Chou,

“...”

Sister, can't you learn better!

Leng Han untied a long package from behind and threw it to Lin Chou,

"Oh, Sister Qingyu asked me to bring it back to you, and said that you don't want to give it to her directly next time! It's mysterious and won't let me see it..."

Lin Chou took the package, checked it, pinched it, and his face was a little green.

- The Cold Tyrannosaurus definitely doesn't know what she's carrying all the way, right?!

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