But......

Lin someone's upper eyelids and lower eyelids were matched, wondering,

"Mounts... It's a good mount... Why are the primates all of a sudden..."

Uncle Warlock slapped his head,

"Primates are more than enough for mounts, although the comfort is a bit barely there... But! My mount, the ultimate weapon that I have spent countless painstaking efforts and precious materials, how can it only be in this simple form~"

There was a loud jingle and a chaotic sound, first the hand bones, metacarpal bones, and then... In short, all the bones fell out of the cloak, forming a small pile at the warlock's feet.

Uncle Warlock took a step to the side and took off his hood... and the skull, which placed the skull at the tip of the pile of bones, and pointed to the pile of broken bones, solemnly,

"Woohoo lahu - deform Uncle Ben!!"

The sack of the ball, how does this spell sound a little familiar, shouldn't there be something very strange about the painting style?

"Why... Click... Click..."

Every bone jumped, quickly regrouped and rearranged into a grotesque skeletal creature with a round skull on top and limbs on all fours.

"Look, the second form, the speed and strength of the anti-joint structure are equally important, and the runes are also recombined, and they can still maintain considerable stability when running, and moving spells is not a dream, in fact, I prefer this to the upright form, I call it the "perfect beast form", wow Ka Ka~"

Lin Chou's eyes widened and he struggled to control his facial muscles,

"That's... Well, let me ask first... The spikes on this thing's back are so fat... Is the tail in the wrong place..."

Lin Chou's doubts were quite reasonable, after all, the so-called "perfect beast form" noble buttocks were bare and had no tail, and it felt really awkward, especially when a spike in the shape of a mace was abruptly erected on the back of this thing.

"Oh, this! This is amazing, let me tell you..."

The Warlock flew up, pouted his cloak and sat down directly with the hideous mace.

“...”

Lin Chou gasped.

Akatsumi gasped.

Su Yourong gasped.

Nima, Nima, today I finally know what it means to look at it!

The Warlock-sama shook his body on the so-called second form,

"Well, it's comfortable... Add more spikes to increase the contact area, maintain the stability of the link with the spirit, otherwise it will be easy to be blown away by the wind if you run too fast, and the energy will continue to convey the source and energy - I was originally going to make another tail, but unfortunately the material is not enough, so I can only do this for the time being. ”

On behalf of the moon, what the hell do you let a girl... Uh, no... Boy... Uh, that's not right... What did a young soul do!

At that moment, Lin Chou and the big-breasted sister were crying, looking at each other, and no one knew whether the tears in each other's eyes were scared or spicy.

The warlock hung a wisp of spiritual gray mist on the skeleton monster's neck, and with a rein in one hand and a whip in the other, he made a dashing posture of galloping and bumping on his horse.

"How's it going, handsome? Ahaha... Isn't the idea of this two-stage transformation cool? ”

No one squeaked.

The warlock turned back,

"What are you all doing... Can you please give me a comment! ”

Sister Big Breast: "Crazy." ”

Su Yourong: "I can't bear to look at it directly." ”

Boss Lin: "The painting style is strange. ”

"Is it too late to cover your eyes now, this scene is really not suitable for children to watch, and her fragile three views can't withstand this kind of heart-wrenching output."

"It's late..."

Sigh together.

Warlock: "So what the hell are you talking about??" ”

“[○･｀Д´･○]”

Yes, that's right, such a pattern actually appeared in front of several people's eyes.

The warlock uncle who is in a great mood for the great success of the mount is not going to pursue it, after all, it is not the same as the mortal composition base in this shop, and the worldview conflict is quite normal.

He pointed to the "[○・'Д ́・○]" expression in the air and said,

"Anyway, this thing is much easier to use than funny, spicy, carbon, silicon, and old Siji, no need to fill in the tone, save mental energy, save time, and reply in seconds~"

Since Lord Warlock often came to Yanhui Mountain to get to know Bonsai and Sikong, there are many types of gray mist emojis, just like the system mall discount promotion does not require money, and has undergone several major upgrades, and has evolved from version 1.0 to at least version 3.0.

At first, it was only an occasional pop-up question mark exclamation mark or a question mark plus an exclamation mark at most a middle finger mode, and then the 2.0 version of the epoch-making came, and the funny old Si Ji even had the ultimate upgraded version of the Ji Ji series of picture beds began to spread wantonly, and it was a big funny bucket dangling above the head at every turn, and the effect was extremely brilliant, and anyone who could hold it was speechless and stared... In short, there is nothing that can't be solved by the emoji reply technique, and if there is, then add another "hehe".

- So the question is, isn't that enough, who is so idle and has nothing to do to teach him emojis? ?

, you .jpg!

Lin Chou took a deep breath,

"Can you come down... Why don't you put it away first? ”

The skeleton monster once again took the form of a human skeleton and sat down face to face with the warlock.

The warlock raises his hand, and it raises his hand, and when the warlock opens his mouth, it opens his mouth...

The movements of these two guys are extremely synchronized, just like a mirror, a skeleton monster and a spirit, and the painting style does not seem abrupt but has a trace of harmony.

- Phew, the harmony of the yarn!

The warlock was more and more satisfied, and the thief who was playing with him was merry, and from time to time let out a terrible laugh, and the skeletal frame gums also clicked up and down.

As a result, the atmosphere of the entire small restaurant gradually became inexplicably weird.

The big-breasted sister has a serious face,

"The boss... I think he's going to affect our business! ”

Su Yourong's stunned eyes, his expression was conclusive,

"Wet Tiger, I seem to smell formalin, really."

Lin Chou pinched his chin and thought about it,

"How do I think it's actually quite distinctive, there was a saying before the cataclysm called what, theme restaurant, yes, yes, it's a theme restaurant...... Ahem, just kidding, what is it to say that it's not good, it hurts my self-esteem, or I'll write a sign, skeleton monsters and dogs are not allowed? ”

One big and one small roll their eyes, does this hurt their self-esteem even more!

Su Yourong said,

"Boss, racial discrimination is not right, those with a large population two hundred years ago would have been killed~"

"Then what do you say!"

Cold salad, wait for Uncle Warlock to have enough.

Sister Big Breasts Reminder,

"The owner, the dishes, the dishes! I seem to smell burning..."

“...”

As usual, those who see it have a share, but Wu Ke in the hut at the foot of the mountain looked into the distance in a daze, his eyes were extremely melancholy, as if he was suffering from autism.

The warlock asked Lin Chou to add a pair of chopsticks and a jar of wine, poured two wine glasses, and said to the skeleton,

"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time, friend, how about we drink this cup to the full?"

The skull shelf opposite holds the wine glass in both hands,

"Click-click."

Pour the wine into your mouth.

Su Yourong shouted,

"Wow wet tiger, look, it didn't leak out, where did the wine go?"

Warlock: "Good, friend, good drink!" One more drink! ”

Skeleton: "Click, click." ”

Warlock: "Come, come, drink this and have a drink!" ”

Skeleton: "Click, click." ”

Warlock: "Come, come, drink this and three!" ”

Skeleton: "Click, click." ”

This product is obviously controlled by himself, and he is addicted to playing two roles by himself, right?

The warlock suddenly said very upset,

"I always feel like something is missing... Yes... Do you want to plug in a voice pack... It's pretty simple..."

Big big big things are not good!

Lin Chou's scalp exploded.

With the click of the jaw, the skeleton monster, which had no vocal cords in its throat, suddenly spoke,

"Please switch the driving mode from idol to power."

is full of confidence and is extraordinarily strong, and if you guess the appearance with this voice, you can definitely give three stars.

The voice changed suddenly,

"I, Yu Qian, wish to smoke and drink for the Guo family for generations to come!"

Although serious, four stars could not be more.

It's changed again, this time it's a female voice,

"Chi Ling wishes you a pleasant journey~"

The baby sound, with a sugar content of more than 7,000 stars.

Lin Chou shuddered,

"If you dare to add a voice pack to this skeleton shelf, I'll tear you both down in no time - where did you get that damn voice pack?"

The warlock muttered,

"Isn't that cute... Sikongjia Library, not only paper materials, but also electronic versions, there are a lot of them. ”

Lin Chou rolled his eyes,

"Eat and eat, and you can't stop your mouth when you eat."

The warlock let out a terrible laugh and obediently took a chopstick dish.

The dishes on the plate are white and green, dotted with bright red chili peppers, and the reddish thick soup adheres to the surface of the dish, which is crystal clear, neither piled up at the bottom of the plate nor thick, no more and no less, it looks like a simple plate of fried vegetables.

Savor it,

"Hmm..."

"It's a fresh feeling... This cabbage is crisp enough, the pepper is good, it should have a base of stock, and it has the feeling of seafood... There seems to be a hint of pepper as well... But what I like the most is the sweetness of the butter in it... Hmm, it's ghee, right? ”

Lin Chou said goodbye, this guy doesn't even have a tongue, he still has a little vision, and he said the dish of the shopkeeper clearly, and it was not in vain.

The warlock slapped the table and said loudly,

"Absolutely stunning! It's the best tteokbokki I've ever tasted! Fried rice cakes can still be made into seafood flavor?! ”

"Poof~"

Lin Chou spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

What tteokbokki?

What kind of rice cake to fry?

Where did the fried rice cake come from?

Ben Shuai is carefully cooked in broth, fried with ghee with cabbage, and the pepper sprouts and purple cloud worms burned by the expensive ice wine wine before the cataclysm, and the evaluation you gave was a fried rice cake?!

Lin Chou's gloomy gaze swept over Chi Su Yourong,

"You say!"

Su Yourong lowered his head, his face was almost buried in the plate.

Akatsuki said cautiously,

"Boss, or you... Taste it? ”

I'll taste your sister!

Lin Chou was very spineless, and put a snail sliced meat with chopsticks in his mouth.

The thin snail meat is very tough, the texture is very similar to some conch meat, it is very chewy, and the meat does not feel any juice but is still rich and even a little sweet.

After a few chews, the aroma of the wine hidden deep in the meat begins to haunt, giving the mouth and nasal cavity the illusion of being slightly drunk, and the plant freshness of the cabbage sprouts and pepper sprouts and the aroma of the wine together give people a strange feeling.

Well, if you have to describe it, it's like taking a long-distance train before the catastrophe and watching the uncle and uncle opposite the water cucumber dipping in sauce and liquor, the "click" sound and "boom... Ha...", what exactly it feels like can only be known if you have experienced it yourself.

However, compared with the purple cloud snail itself, these can only be called foils.

The little by little fragrance that is not prominent and obvious between the collision of teeth does not escape and fade in the slightest, but accumulates in the mouth, intensifies, and finally impacts the brain's recognition like a surging wave.

It's hard to have an ingredient that can make Lin Chou so amazing just by its own taste, after all, he can now be called "well-informed", but Ziyun Snail is different, its meat quality evaluation can be described as two words, "extreme".

Delicious, special and unforgettable.

Lin Chou couldn't help but think that even if he changed to any cook, he could make dishes that were popular with only this kind of ingredient, and the taste of Ziyun Snail was too powerful.

Then, a sudden thought swept through Lin Chou's brain:

- Not to mention, the warlock beeps like this, and it really tastes a bit like fried rice cakes!

Bah...

In fact, the taste of the purple cloud snail itself is between a conch and a snail, and it tastes at least two or three points similar, but it is extremely fresh.

The soft and slimy purple cloud snail before cooking can now give people a crisp and springy feeling, which I have to say is actually very unexpected - and, just looking at the appearance, the before and after comparison is about the same as plastic surgery.

Lin Chou didn't say it, it was likely that no one knew what this dish was.

The warlock wondered,

"Isn't it really a fried rice cake?"

Lin Chou is weak,

"It's not!! Purple cloud snails, snails! You know what? ”

The warlock scratches his head,

"No... You know, it turned out to be a snail? I really haven't eaten this before..."

The system prompts to kill,

"Di, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy - Sai Nian Cake."

"Get a 120% bonus to special effects for the first time, avoid some negative effects, and +11 for all attributes."

Lin Chou directly burst into foul language,

"I'll your grandma's spoon dog beep system!"

"Pepper sprouts baked purple cloud snails! Do you know that pepper sprouts baked purple cloud snails! What the hell is a rice cake! ”

The current state of the slot system is obviously as addicted to code words as a certain view, and I can't extricate myself.,There's no time to take care of someone in Lin.,The retina crackles and continues to brush subtitles.,

“

Stunt one, patience.

This state is activated when the person who consumes this dish is extremely hungry or at the limit of the Source Deficit, and the perception sensitivity of the negative state increases by 10% every twenty-four hours for fourteen natural days, during which time they will not die of hunger and the Source Deficit itself.

Stunt two, heavy armor.

Those who consume this dish will receive a purification of the Origin Armor, which permanently reduces its thickness by 10% and increases its defense by 10%.

Stunt three, the four seas for home.

Those who eat this dish will inherit the curse of the Purple Cloud Snail race, and no matter where they are, they can feel the warmth of home.

(Note: The ancients said that they were happy here, and they didn't think about it.) ）

Stunt four, I have a good look at the thief.

Those who consume this dish will inherit the blessing of the Purple Cloud Snail race, and their vision range will be increased by 6 meters.

(Note: Due to the Purple Cloud Snail race restrictions, the full effect will be obtained when the light is low, and the effect will be reduced to an increase of 1 meter when the light is strong.) ）”

Lin Chou gritted his teeth and roared in his mind,

"The dog's system, can you explain the name of the dish to me now!!"

system

“(～￣▽￣)～Hello~”

"Don't interrupt, do you still want to get by, get down to business!"

system

“ヾ(￣▽￣)Bye~Bye~”

The old-fashioned version of the Indos shutdown sound is unusually crisp.