Huang Dashan has always been ignorant of this goods, and there is no 9-to-5 weekends and holidays in the eyes of Prince Shan.

A certain Lin, who has always been worried about his sleep quality, will basically hear full-level ridicule such as "the heart and eyes are too small and are full of money's rancid smell (sei) causing frequent insomnia", so Yan Huishan in the early hours of the morning will occasionally stage the scene of Boss Lin chasing and killing the mountain master with a frying pan, and more occasionally than this, the pan in Boss Lin's hand may be replaced with a more deterrent object such as a convenient shovel - fortunately, no devastating blow has been used so far, However, as Huang is drifting away on the road to death, it is estimated that the weakness will soon be put on the agenda.

It was not only Lin Chou himself who was woken up, the warlock, Zhao Ziyu and Zhao Ziyu's number one dog-legged little eleven who didn't leave yesterday walked out, followed by the big-breasted sister and Su Yourong, who was held in her arms and kept rubbing her eyes and sleepy-eyed, Wu Ke lived at the gate of the mountain, and the geographical location at the top of the parabola would never come out to join in the fun, at this time, he should have squatted in Jin Dazhou's solid and powerful arms to avoid harming the pond fish, after all, Lin Chou's crosshairs have always been drawn with fate, As for the inside or the outside, look at luck, oh no, look at luck.

Today, Huang Moumou is very lucky, and he has the second opportunity to become famous after "marrying a wife and giving away a daughter" - for example, the latest model recorder who flew from the palm of Sikong's hand is one of the reasons.

Recorder T8, sensor 3 million pixels, dynamic effective pixels 4 million, static effective pixels 6 million, fifty times optical zoom... The reason why I say this is because the set of equipment that Sikong Gongzi recently spent a lot of money to purchase finally came into use, and the whole process of the two people coming down from the Pangolin was completely recorded.

Sikong showed a strange expression and asked knowingly,

"That, what did Lin Zi say yesterday that big bald head was doing?"

"Go to the kiln."

A solemn light flashed in Sikong's eyes, and at this time, if a pair of glasses were pushed on his nose, the effect would be even more outstanding.

With a wave of his hand,

"T8, give the lady in the bath towel a 720-degree Thomas loop ultra-clear close-up, the kind that can be clearly seen with or without leg hair!"

"Good master."

Hmm, the T8's voice action control module seems to be very responsive.

A slight lens zoom sound, through the lens, you can see that a woman wearing a narrow bath towel... Ball's sack...

Sikong pointed to the display screen in his hand,

"Fog grass, what did I see, I thought it was a heavy woman with a body type like a bear, but the gender characteristics are not very obvious, I really didn't expect it... This is true love, right? This is true love! ”

Warlock

"Flesh-and-blood creatures are really enviable, and the bloody plane of the abyss plane is not the same at all. Kiln friends? ”

Sikong pinched his chin,

"Like-minded? No, no, no... Looking at this person who is only dressed in a bath towel, he should be a fellow practitioner who knows the roots..."

(▼ヘ▼)

"Why does this warlock always think that there is something rude in your words that I don't understand?"

Sikong smiled coldly,

"I have seven libraries under my hands, so I can lend you a cart of dictionaries to make up for the lessons."

"Please don't do this, this warlock specializes in science."

Sikong waved his hand,

"Master Shan, and the Taoist friend in the bath towel!"

The mountain master and the strong man who had just climbed out of the pit subconsciously looked at Sikong,

“？？？”

"Come and see here eggplant smash-(~ ̄▽ ̄)~"

Sikong looked at the camera, and this finishing action was perfect.

So he nodded with satisfaction,

"Well, it would have been nice if you two had been closer, but it's already good."

The mountain lord roared suddenly,

"Damn, did you record it? How dare you record your grandfather when he is so embarrassed? I ......%#¥%......"

Sikong sighed, alas, it's hopeless, the one next to you is the focus of your embarrassment in the future.

Regarding the fact that a muscular hunk came back from a trip to the kiln, or a muscular hunk with tattoos, Shan Ye obviously didn't mind that much - it seemed that he didn't realize what was going on at all.

After Lin Chou staggered down from the tree house, the mountain master asked for a plate of peanuts, opened a bottle of fat house happy water, and waited for vegetables.

Lin Chou looked up at the sky, it was not yet light, and he felt that his sleep quality was not good, and this thing in front of him was the fundamental reason.

"You're going to drink again?"

Sikong silently interjected,

"It's still flower wine, tsk."

His eyes glanced straight at the muscular man in the bath towel.

Lin Chou had already noticed this muscular man with a thunderous appearance, shook his head vigorously, and performed a great expulsion technique on the sleepiness in his mind.

"This man is... Wait, why do I look at you a little familiar - I'm a dumb man, and you're Zhu Ge Tiedan?? ”

The strong man forgot the fear of being dominated by the terrifying power of the young man in front of him, and jumped up like a spring under his buttocks,

"Zhu Ge Tiexin! It's Zhu Ge Iron Heart!! ”

LIN Chou,

“ヽ(￣▽￣)ﾉ”

Brawny

“o(╥﹏╥)o”

Huang Dashan scratched his head and asked,

"Wait... Lin Chou, how did you know him? Isn't this guy wild? ”

"Cao, surnamed Zhuge , you dare to lie to Lao Tzu? Do you want to feel the texture of a big fist in a casserole? ”

In fact, as soon as the strong man heard the name Lin Chou before, his pupils had already begun to dilate, but he kept cheering himself up:

Well, no, there is no such coincidence, absolutely nothing!

Lin Chou said with a smile,

"Tsk, it's you!"

The strong man simply let it go,

"Hmph, it's you!"

Yo, it's a little tsundere.

Strong man road,

"You are Lin Chou who used despicable means to seriously injure his father, isn't it you!"

"You're not Zhu Ge Tiedan? Is it his son? It looks like it! It's the same as a dime! ”

"Zhu Ge Tiexin! It's Zhu Ge Iron Heart!! ”

"Don't care about these details, you come... Thousands of miles to send people's heads? ”

The strong man's face is full of holy light,

"I, Zhu Ge Tiexi, the blood feud is broken today, avenge my father, and come to retrieve the Wolf City holy relics stolen by your despicable Mingguang people!"

The tone is slightly weaker,

"By the way, it would be best if you could return the corpses of our Zhu family's ancestors to me..."

Lin Chou's first thought: This kid is missing a string in his head?

Lin Chou's second thought: No, no, this kid has no brains at all.

Huang Dashan realized,

"it? Little cubs in Wolf City? It's a lot of money... Originally, I thought that the money for changing the altar wine would be pulled down, but I looked at it, hey, the kid surnamed Zhuge , are you lucky, and when I hand you over to the base city, Lao Tzu will buy Lord Wen's wine shop Whahaha~ When the time comes, please invite you to drink, rest assured! ”

As he spoke, he patted Zhu Ge Tiexi's shoulder to show sincerity.

Sikong seemed relatively calm,

"Huh? Stealing the Wolf City Relic? Let's put it the other way, it's obvious that your wolf city smashed Mingguang with that thing, and you also tried to take advantage of the beast tide to attack Mingguang. ”

Zhu Ge Tiexi glared at Sikong angrily,

"My grandfather is Zhu Ge Gaitie, one of the leaders of Inner Wolf City, he will never lie!"

The words are full of righteous indignation, as if he has suffered a great insult.

Lin Chou's brain twitched out as soon as he blurted out,

"Tell me, you don't happen to have a brother or son named Zhu Gewei... Or three essences? You can go straight to the blue bottle! ”

"You, how can you insult... I... I..."

Thinking of the gap between each other, and the fact that the other party was too many, Zhu Ge Tiexi was depressed,

"Hmph, I'm unlucky to be planted in your hands today, but... I'll be back..."

As he spoke, he threw his hands up to the sky and threw himself forward.

"Bang"

The whole person is slapped flat on the ground, which is a standard posture of throwing five bodies to the ground.

“...”

One second,

Two seconds,

One minute

Two minutes.

Huang Dashan kicked him,

"Grass, when are you going to lie down? Playing dead? ”

Zhu Ge Tiexi looked up at the sky and shouted,

"Holy Relic! Bring... Take me back!! ”

Lin Chou sighed,

"Those who see have a share."

Shan Ye immediately patted his chest and said that he was definitely the kind of person who was blessed and shared with hardship.

The eyeballs rolled and changed to a weak and worried expression,

"I'll drag this thing to Mingguang after breakfast-damn, from the perspective of ribonucleic acid, even if the son of the leader of Wolf City is a fool, the committee should give me the full bonus, right?"

Sikong choked and rolled his eyes, feeling that Mingguangren's face had been lost by this goods.

Huang Dashan finished eating in a hurry, and dragged the bewildered Zhu Ge Tiexi into the car, and ran away with a bang.

- Zhu Ge Tiexi still hasn't come back to his senses.

(What's wrong with the holy relic, the holy relic abandoned me, mom egg pill...) ）

The warlock was not interested in any of this, because Lord Sanhuang had recognized his life.

Obviously, with the thinking of a chicken, I can't understand why the person who follows his ass and feeds it all kinds of insects has changed from a black one to a black one and one white.

Since the two harem reserve little yellow chickens were taken away by the Luanshan people, Sanhuang's mood has not been very happy, and now there is one more NPC character who is forced to hold the chicken, and he is always troubled.

Sanhuang's face was tossed over and over again in the hands of the skeleton frame and the warlock's body, and then the warlock suddenly said in a desperate tone,

"Lin Zi Linzi, what's wrong with Lord Sanhuang? Is Sanhuang Lady sick? Have you abused Lord Sanhuang? Or is that dog chasing Sanhuang again? Sanhuang doesn't eat the bugs I brought over! Sanhuang used to love this one the most! ”

A barrage of questions - there is nothing more important in the world to a warlock.

Lin Chou was silent for two seconds, and then casually took out a pitch-black crockpot from the kitchen that seemed to smell like chicken soup and mushrooms, and paused on the counter with a bang.

"Come on, come on, Sanhuang, you stick your head over and I'll show you something good!"

The fur on Sanhuang's body exploded instantly, and his spirit shook his wings a hundred times.

"Giggle~Giggle~"

Lin Chou knocked on the black and bright big flute,

"Hehe, Ben Shuai will give you another chance to reorganize the language."

"Giggle..."

squint

"Huh?"

The three yellows are in the form of a high song,

"Oh oh ~!"

Lin Chou nodded to the warlock,

"Oh, it's normal."

Warlock

“ヽ(◕ᴗ◕)ﾉ”

It was noon, and the angry mountain master came back with Zhu Ge Tiexi.

"Huh? Why did he bring it back again..."

"Torture over? It's very efficient! ”

"Wouldn't it be nice to bury it directly."

Zhu Getiexi, who had a blue nose and a swollen face, shivered.

(Barbarians!) You are all barbarians! ）

Huang Dashan puffed out his eyes and blistered for a long time,

"Ahhh.......h ”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

This is especially an evolutionary, ordinary people roar for such a long time with this decibel and this kind of roar, I am afraid that their lungs will have exploded a long time ago.

Huang Dashan threw Zhu Ge Tiexi, who had a blue nose and swollen face*2, to the ground, and went crazy.

Zhu Ge Tiexi formed a ball, hugged his head, and said nothing, feeling very professional.

(Dad...) Grandfather... The holy relics are on top... Save me... Help me... I'm really going to die... ）

(I've seriously resisted, twice!) Failed! ）

The mountain master's skill cooled down, and he stopped and gasped.

His eyes were bloodshot, and his face was flushed and reflective.

Gritted his teeth and asked,

"What about the four dogs? Where did it go? ”

“？”

Lin Chou had a question mark on his face, this topic changed a little fast, he couldn't keep up with the rhythm anymore,

"Let's take a bath in the back mountain... Should... What are you looking for it..."

Huang Dashan dragged Zhu Ge Tiexi's legs and left,

"Feed him to the dogs! By the way, find a dog to beep! it! ”

“...”

screamed all the way and gradually disappeared.

Sikong suddenly said,

"Huh? What he just said... Which is more likely to happen? ”

The warlock snapped off the arm of the skull shelf and slapped it on the table, ten thousand sure,

"I'll bet a hand, feed the dog!"

Sikong put the big sword that he carried with him to draw dragons and phoenixes on the table,

"I'm betting on feeding the dogs, too."

Lin Chou dug it out of his pocket and threw out a gross ticket with 10 circulation points.

Shrugged his shoulders and said lightly,

"You guys are going to lose, whether this thing beeps the dog or is beeped by the dog, I win."

"Good!"

"It's a deal!"

Forty-five minutes later, Zhu Ge Tiexi, who had lost the last shroud towel, was dragged back by the ragged Huang Dashan.

Huang Dashan and Zhuge Tiexi were all over their faces with saliva, but it seemed that Huang Dashan, who was wearing clothes, was a little more miserable than Zhu Ge Tiexi - the clothes were almost broken into pieces, especially behind him, and the noble buttocks could be faintly seen.

Hey, it's pretty white.

The warlock and the commonplace screamed unwillingly,

"Damn... Impossible... You're... Won..."

Wonder

"How do you know that the four dogs won't eat him?"

Lin Chou smiled mysteriously,

"Do you remember the guy who was barbecued by that giant chicken cub in the wilderness, the four dogs secretly gnawed a few bones and almost got my out, it's not stupid, it must have a long memory... Also, the tattoo of the iron egg is not only ugly, but also smells of paint, and this dog is now holding his mouth dirty. ”

“...”

The Yellow Mountain collapsed,

"So, what the hell are you talking about?"

Sikong learned from Lin Chou's weird smile with a straight face and said to the mountain master,

"So, what position?"

- The great sword can't be lost in vain, at least you have to ask clearly!