Chapter 841: I Have Nothing but Salted Fish
After the tax evaders left, Xu Yin slept like a dead dog, crying and laughing from time to time like a haunted person, and snoring when he didn't cry or laugh.
Lin Chou simply dragged the goods to the chair in the corner, out of sight and out of mind.
Perhaps because his expression was too distorted and his voice was too miserable, Su Yourong kindly covered Xu Yin's face with a wet rag that wiped the table.
Well, it is said that this is a secret method handed down before the cataclysm, specializing in all kinds of snoring.
- Not to mention, it seems to be really useful, poor Xu Yin even seems to be breathing weakly and rapidly.
Huang Dashan's on-board radio suddenly rang, and a bell rang out in the form of a loudspeaker.
The mountain master was stunned for a moment and muttered,
"Could it be that Lao Bai has finished moving bricks?"
Running to answer the radio,
"Hello? Which mountain cannon? ”
“...”
There was silence for a while, and there was the sound of a few people muttering.
A female voice asked suspiciously,
"Here... Isn't it Boss Lin's wireless? ”
, it turned out to be my own person...
Huang Dashan was very embarrassed, and waved at Lin Chou in the car,
"Hey, Linzi, looking for you!"
Lin Chou was speechless,
"Didn't you leave it open, I can hear it, and ask what is the matter."
"Oh... Lin Chou said that he was not there, what are you looking for him? ”
“...”
"Ahem, I'm Xiao Hong, the news that Boss Lin asked us to inquire about a few days ago has eyebrows, is it convenient to meet?"
Lin Chou said,
"Where is she?"
"It's okay to bathe at East Beach, and our boat is moored at Mingguang Port Pier."
Huang Dashan put aside the radio,
"Sea Hunting? When did you get in touch with them, they didn't come ashore very much. ”
Lin Chou said,
"It's been a while, the last time I went to the dock market, I heard that they could get anything that was close to the sea, so I casually mentioned a few ingredients."
HUANG Dashan,
"I suddenly have a kind of rush that you will force people to lock men... Which ones? ”
"Longjaws, fourgill perch, sea squid, manta rays, moneyfish..."
HUANG Dashan,
“???”
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
For Mao, you kid said that the knowledge points Lao Tzu can't get at all?!
Huang Dashan, who prides himself on Yun Yun and Yun Wu, is under the food vane Lord Wei, and Huang Dashan, the first person in Mingguang Base City, felt as if he was too big for the first time.
- Well, that's a sad story.
Lin Chou pinched his chin,
"So where is the East Beach Bath? How come I've never heard of it? ”
An exclamation.
"East Beach Baths?! It's over, it's over—"
Someone whose face was covered with a wet rag rolled over and got up, then "snapped" back into his chair and slid to the ground again.
Xu Yin held a wet rag in one hand and covered his chest with the other, and said intermittently,
"I... How... My chest hurts... Out of breath... My brain is dizzy... Am I going to have a heart attack? I..."
Huang Dashan replied disdainfully,
"Don't worry, you can't die, you're just starved of oxygen."
XU Yin,
“???”
Well, in fact, whoever is blindfolded with a wet rag will be deprived of oxygen for a long time.
Xu Yin gasped for a while, raised his hand to look at his watch,
"Fog grass, who reminded me to go to the East Beach just now, thank you, it's almost late!"
Huang Dashan pointed at Xu Yin,
"Well, you see, it's better to be in a hurry than to be in a hurry, don't you know the way?"
Xu Yin walked out in a panic,
"Brother Chou, you want to go too? Let's go, I'm in a hurry! ”
Lin Chou also followed the bells and whistles off-road vehicle.
Xu Yin stepped on the accelerator, the motor roared, and at the same time, the body trembled very rhythmically.
Xu Yin said,
"Brother Chou, you sit down, my car is fast!"
"Oh, why don't you leave?"
"Wear a seatbelt!"
“...”
Boom, the car scurried out.
Xu Yin's driving skills are very good, the car has good indicators except for defensive performance, and it can be seen that Xu Yin has put a lot of effort into this, at least he can't feel too many bumps when driving on a road without a road in the wilderness, but he is much more comfortable than those lifeless evolutionaries who drive.
But at this speed—
Lin Chou pulled the seat belt on his body uncomfortably and reminded,
"It's time to speed up."
XU Yin,
“???”
He glanced at the speedometer, "325", there is nothing wrong, what speed do you add?
Xu Yin said cautiously,
"Brother Chou, the wilderness road conditions are not as good as those in the base city, there is no problem at all in running a four hundred in the base city, and the car will fall apart if you run fast here!"
A certain Lin raised his eyelids,
"Are you serious?"
XU Yin,
“...”
Xu Yin was suddenly good, and Senior Brother Xu, who boasted of being the little prince of drag racing and the god of sonic war among the young children of the base city, was despised?
Xu Yin wondered,
"Brother Chou, what kind of car do you usually drive? What's the speed? ”
Lin Chou said lightly,
"More than seven hundred, if you're in a hurry, more than nine hundred."
“...”
The surname is Lin, I don't read much, don't scare me, I'm afraid you didn't drive the Yuanjing cannon, right?
"Brother Chou, your car is..."
The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched, and he wouldn't say that he drove it if he was killed... It was a children's tricycle called "Little Sheep", the kind that bleated.
Xu Yin's gaze wandered,
"Wait..."
Suddenly thought of a certain time Jiang Gongzi invited, Leng Han was present after the "decapitation meal", that is, the first time I saw Boss Lin, he rode a tricycle and left the back, and then thought of a certain time when his drag racing friend Xiao Lu was drunk and became a dead dog, he said with a handful of snot and tears that he was flashed by a pedal three-wheeled overtaking lights, and at that time I thought that kid was crazy.
Now that I think about it—
Huh?!
Xu Yin's eyes are faint,
"Brother Chou, you won't be the one who rides a tricycle and five supercars on the Ring Road, right?"
“...”
"One of the guys had a green car, green hair, several pierced ears, and diamonds all over his ears."
Lin Chou said casually,
"They were too slow to notice."
"Sure enough, it's you!!"
“...”
Xu Yin's eyes lit up, if he wasn't driving, he estimated that the whole person would have pounced, and said incoherently,
"Wet Tiger is on it, please accept the apprentice's worship, Brother Sorrow, no master, can you tell the apprentice how you transformed that little three-wheeled car? What a great idea! The small three-wheeler with a speed of more than 600 per hour, what a wind, what a unique idea, is it directly changed to the engine or... OC, it's not going to be a direct source of energy! ”
The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched,
"One more word, believe it or not, I made you feel the feeling of flying freely at speeds of more than six hundred per hour?"
Xu Yin immediately shut up, extremely well-behaved.
The vehicle entered the outer city all the way and drove straight towards the east gate, and it was already dark.
Lin Chou frowned and asked,
"It's time to close the city gates, can you still go out of the city at this time?"
Xu Yin said,
"No, the East Beach bathing beach doesn't go through the city gate, you can get there directly, and it's open 24 hours."
Xu Yin turned around and made an unknown number of turns, and finally got on a viaduct somewhere that looked very rough in workmanship, and actually drove the car directly to the city wall, and after walking for a while, he stopped and flashed his headlights twice.
A mechanical arm poked in from outside the city, lifted the body and placed it directly on the hanging metal gondola outside the city wall, and the two sat on the car and staggered down.
As you can see from above, the beach below is as brightly lit as a white ground.
At the four corners stood tall towers, from which the lights shone down, each with two huge crossbows pointed at the sky, apparently to guard against birds and beasts.
The bar and wine cabinet are all equipped with all kinds of facilities, men and women in cool clothes are bustling, waiters shuttle through, and there are even people stepping on surfboards and making various fancy movements on the sea in the distance, causing bursts of cheers.
Lin Chou was speechless for a while,
"This is East Beach?"
As soon as the car landed, someone greeted it.
"Yo, Brother Xu is here... This looking at the face of the student, what's the matter? ”
"It's just, I haven't seen it."
Xu Yin saw Lin Chou frowning slightly, handed over the car keys to the waiter, and waved away a group of minions.
"Fuck off, don't fucking talk nonsense, where is Miss Mi!"
"Haha... Over there, Brother Xu, introduce us to this brother when you have time~"
Xu Yin turned around and scolded,
"Blind your dog's eyes, climb to sorrow... This one is here? Don't pee like yourself, who can you pee with in a pot? ”
And he said to Lin Chou,
"Brother Chou, don't mind, they're all heartless, and they want to go up when they see people."
Lin Chou waved his hand,
"It's fine."
Xu Yin shuddered suddenly, subconsciously shrunk his neck, and then quickly changed his face to a flattering expression.
"Mimi, have you been waiting for a long time?"
The petite girl named Mimi smiled slightly, and said in a soft voice,
"Just here, he's..."
I couldn't go on, because Zheng Lin Chou stared at her with blazing eyes.
Mimi frowned, and was just about to get angry, when she heard Lin Chou ask in a strange tone,
"What is the relationship between you and Mimi Mimi?"
Mimi said in surprise,
"That's my eldest sister and second sister."
Lin Chou's eyes suddenly widened,
"My sister?"
Mimi nodded,
"That's right~"
Xu Yin, Ben Shuai respects you as a man, take care!
Isn't this the Q version of the Trumpet that you want to kill the Mi family sisters who "left their hometown" in the three thousand, that look and eyes are simply carved out of a mold, but they are too petite and exquisite, so that Lin Chou almost didn't recognize it.
Mimidao,
"Do you know my eldest sister and second sister?"
Lin Chou cast a caring look at Xu Yin,
"Hmm... Let's get acquainted... Hello, I'm Lin Chou. ”
Mimi's voice,
"Wow... You're just cold... Lieutenant General Leng's boyfriend wow, I heard my sister say that you eh, you saved the lives of my eldest sister and second sister! ”
"It's easy."
Mimi didn't know where to start, she turned her eyes and said to Xu Yin,
"That person is your friend, he's been watching us, I think I've seen him somewhere, by the way, what's his name?"
Xu Yin was stunned for a moment, his expression almost collapsed without restraint,
"Shen Feng, his name is Shen Feng."
Lin Chou's eyes lit up with some kind of inexplicable flame, yo, the protagonists are here.
Well, cough, let's ask the actor we are going to gossip about today - Shen Feng, Shen Daru's son smashed!
Shen Feng is a man of average stature who looks ordinary, with big eyes, single eyelids, high nose bridge, and good skin, neither handsome nor ugly, to put it bluntly, he is an ordinary public face, of course, with his extravagant and high-end dress compared to ordinary people, it is not to the point of disappearing without even hitting a person in the sea of people, but that's all.
The only thing that characterizes him is perhaps his thick lips that are bright red.
Well, it's very new.
Shen Feng obviously heard the call of the goddess in his dream, and after a full three seconds, his smile gradually unfolded,
"Xu Yin, why are you here? This pretty lady is... Yo yo yo, the hand is on the hand?! You kid can,, when will you have a treat! ”
XU Yin,
“???”
LIN Chou,
“!!!”
Xu Yin's face was an alpaca, he was still frightened and ready to meet the anger of his best friend, and even had already stomped the speech after being punched a few times in his heart - all this came too suddenly, who got the wrong script??
Mimi stretched out her hand and shook hands with Shen Feng,
"Hello, I'm Xu Yin's fiancée, Mimi."
"Hello, I'm Xu Yin's best buddy, Shen Feng."
Lin Chou was on Shen Feng's side, and from his angle, he could see Shen Feng's hand clenched into a fist behind his back, and his bones turned white.
And the smile on his face was sparkling—the kind of sparkle that even a good guy card from thousands of miles away can find its true owner.
Xu Yin almost wrote the word embarrassment on his face,
"Old, old Shen... You're okay..."
Before he finished speaking, he was pulled by Shen Feng's neck and caught under his arm,
", when did you kid find such a beautiful fiancée, and I don't know? Do you want to wait until your wedding day to send an invitation? You've been hiding enough from you! It's fat! ”
Xu Yin's face was so red that he couldn't say a word, and looked up at Shen Feng in a daze.
It wasn't until Shen Feng punched Xu Yin that he let out a miserable scream and gasped,
"Shhhhh
Mimi smiled,
"I can see it, your relationship is really good, I envy you men."
Shen Feng snorted.
The three of them chatted casually, and Xu Yin was taken to the beach by Mimi, apparently preparing to surf.
Shen Feng stood in place, not moving for a long time.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and Shen Feng scolded,
"retarded!"
Then he turned around and clenched his fist at Lin Chou,
"Lord Lin, let you see the joke, my father often mentions you."
“...”
What else can Lin Chou say?
Brother breast, you are such a salted fish, do you dare to agree if I call a dog Zhengba?
Shen Feng rubbed his face and said wistfully,
"Actually, I'm going to punch the black tiger and pick out his teeth, and make up for another hundred and eighty kilograms of severed offspring and grandchildren's feet, fuck the bullshit brother - really, Lord Lin, you should believe me, right?"
“... It's true? ”
Shen Feng fell on his back on the beach with a snort,
"FK, it's so embarrassing, it's terrible, did I just have a convulsion? I must have looked like I had a convulsion! ”
Shen Feng swung his arms and legs around the femoral head and shoulders, and launched three fans on the beach.
"Lord Lin, you must have never seen such a flexible salted fish as me before, right?!"