"What's this??"

emmmmm, far more than one or two people wondered what was in this big iron box.

This way of appearing is a little bit windy, and automatically responds to Boss Lin's call and sends the salute by the way?

They would definitely not have thought that a certain Lin boss also had the same way of opening:

Step 1: Hang yourself on a shovel.

Step two, throw yourself out.

It feels like a good thing.

However, because the third step has not yet been perfected, Boss Lin rarely performs such a stylish appearance in front of others, after all, the painting style looks a bit evil.

Step (3-1) in theory: "Shovel away~"

Well, what's the point of having a back and forth? Coming and going is king!

Lin Chou was really a little excited, imagining that one day he would casually report a coordinate point, and then the convenient shovel would arrive at the battlefield in minutes with sparks and lightning, and his dearest customer happily took out the packaged meal from the big iron box hanging under the shovel and put a generous tip, and waved his hand with a relieved face and said goodbye to the convenient shovel......

Ball's sack!

No, no, something must have gone wrong!

Cross out, cross out, do it again:

The unfathomable Boss Lin casually reported the coordinate point, and the convenient shovel arrived at the battlefield in minutes with sparks and lightning all the way, and Boss Lin's enemies trembled under the powerful power of the convenient shovel, and knelt on the ground in a tiger landing style and cried bitterly begging "Boss Lin spare his life~", the convenient shovel and Boss Lin said that he did not want to spare his life, and then the enemy was in endless remorse (why?). Why am I offended by such a horrible power? I regret it~) in the ashes, it is convenient to wave the sleeves of the shovel, not to take away a cloud, deep hidden merit and fame.

- Well, that's the right style of painting! What the hell is food delivery? Inexistent!

"Lin... Boss? What happened to you? ”

"Ahem..."

Lin Chou woke up from the YY state, looked at the sky, and was embarrassed.

"Boss Lin, what the hell is this..."

Xiao Hong's tone was full of hope, and she muttered to herself in her heart,

"Ignore the spatial barrier and enter this strange atavistic place? It's just horrible... Can we go out then? ”

Lin Chou replied,

"Lunch."

Xiao Hong: "??? ”

Lao Sha: "??? ”

Lin Chou lifted the lid of the big iron box,

"Didn't I promise to get you something to eat just now... it? ”

Three yellows in the big iron box:

"Giggles?"

(After the calf, the boss finally can't help but eat me?)

Great Summoning: My most faithful little brother, Uncle Warlock, answer my call, you save me, my three yellow harem beauties and three thousand chickens haven't had time to enjoy it, I'm going to die... Giggle! ）

“......”

Lao Sha said cautiously,

"This chicken... What is the saying? If it's such a small one, I'm afraid it's not enough for us to eat..."

Even if Sanhuang is a tall rooster, the rooster's comb is bright red, the coat is shiny and majestic, and the chicken is swollen and looks quite fed, it is not enough for the eight fifth-order evolutionaries to eat!

...

Yan Hui Mountain.

The warlock, Su Yourong, and Chi Qi (two people and one spirit, rounded up is about equal to three people, well, just sauce) maintained a unified shape, staring blankly at the sky.

Akagi,

"I'm dead, my salary..."

Poor big-breasted sister, wake up, you've never had any salary.

SU Yourong,

"The wet tiger must be, I didn't have time to put anything in, not even the seasoning...... Wet Tiger shouldn't have eaten Sanhuang in anger, right? ”

Since Boss Lin, who often runs away from home, may call a convenient shovel at any time, the convenient shovel has actually been placed in the open area (more precisely, it is a casual throw, where to throw it, anyway, this thing is heavy enough that others can't take it, even if Lin Chou, who can hold it, has not been obediently running back like four dogs in the past, there is no need to worry about losing it, Boss Lin is very relieved), and when Lin Chou leaves, Sister Big Breasts and Yourong will update the ingredients in the big iron box every once in a while- After all, it is not placed in an incubator or cold storage, even if the corruption process of food ingredients and other things in the cataclysmic era is generally extended, it will still be not fresh and will still be broken, so regularly replacing the ingredients in the box has become an unshirkable fixed task for the big-breasted sister and Xiao Yourong.

However, today, when the two of them were updating the ingredients, the warlock uncle who couldn't move to please Sanhuang completed the daily task, and he happened to appear next to Sanhuang with a vigorous hug, and Sanhuang didn't just have any tendons, and jumped in all of a sudden—tragedy happened.

Warlock

"My poor Sanhuang, I'm here to save you... Apparition, go you! ”

However, the suspicious "poof" did not appear as promised.

The warlock's gray mist condensed in mid-air into a grief-stricken black man,

"It's over, it's over, even the nine-rate trick of phantom shifting will fail to cast a spell? Sure enough, without the blessing of Lord Sanhuang, I immediately began to be unlucky? Lord Sanhuang is on top, Lord Sanhuang save me wow wow wow, I don't want to fall on the ground, don't be hit by the stone lion gate battlements that flew over inexplicably, don't lose your arms and legs if you fail to cast spells, don't lose your wallet again, Lord Sanhuang save me... Hey, no, Lord Sanhuang is above, your loyal warlock has come to the rescue, waiting for me!! Damn, why can't I lock the coordinates of Lord Sanhuang at all all of a sudden? Why? It's not scientific..."

"Luckily, though, I was prepared!"

As soon as the warlock stretched out his hand, the unclothed and sleek skeleton monster was summoned,

"Feel the glorious and majestic breath of Lord Sanhuang, my little wolf dog~ Take me to Lord Sanhuang~"

The Skeleton Monster immediately enters standby analysis mode,

"Lock in the 'breath of the most glorious and majestic three (three, capitalized) Lord Huang', determine the coordinates, the coordinates cannot be analyzed, intercept the path, track the mode, please board the body!"

After the Skeleton Monster sends out a series of voice prompts that do not contain any emotional component,

"Puff~"

Immediately lay down on the ground, and respectfully asked the warlock to "board" - in fact, he stepped on the back of the humanoid skeleton monster.

Accommodating:

"I have a bad premonition..."

"Warlock-sama is not going to..."

The two legs of the skeleton monster spewed out a fiery air current, and then a flash of lightning flashed, and the air flow instantly turned into a dark blue flame,

“boom~”

The sonic boom cloud remained in place, and the Warlock and Skeleton had become small black dots in the distance.

Looking at the warlock who stepped on the humanoid skeleton monster and flew three feet to the ground and disappeared, Su Yourong muttered with a stiff face,

"It should have been a chic and touching scene, why can't I envy it at all..."

The big-breasted sister said quietly,

"Remember the other day you took me to see [Shu Mountain]?"

"Remember, super handsome, flying sword, whoosh, menstrual wheel, swish~"

"If you rotate the flying sword and menstruation into a skeleton specimen, and then the Edgeworth flying and circling the body..."

“......”

It's a ghost!

Xiao Yourong's face was stiff and heavy,

"Sister Chiqi, let's take a salt-baked chicken to the wet tiger's hut and see again [Shushan], is it okay, the wet tiger's big bed is so comfortable~ watch while eating."

"Why? It's not just a few days ago. ”

"I'm going to expel the scene of the Warlock flying on the skeleton monster from my mind, and when I think about it, I feel like my whole style of painting is going to be crooked!"

“......”

...

Atavistic land.

The corners of Lin Chou's mouth twitched,

"You're finally realizing that you're nasty and too edible, and you're ready to self-destruct?"

"Giggles?"

"You call it again!!"

"Oh oh (momentum like a rainbow)~"

Lin Chou:

"Hehehe, it's still unfair to eat so many good things, but it should always taste good."

Everyone has such expressions from beginning to end - ◕-◕!

So how did you communicate with the ingredients, hey!

Lao Sha rubbed his hands and looked at Xiao Hong and the others who seemed to have rescued him,

"Well, Boss Lin wow, Sister Hong wow, you must have eaten before you came, so this chicken... In fact, it's almost enough for the five of us on the Shark to cushion their stomachs. ”

Lao Sha's expression was shy and very cowardly.

Sanhuang,

"Giggles! Cluck? ”

XIAO Hong,

“？？？”

Lin Chou raised his eyebrows, his eyes were subtle,

"Huh? If you bring something else, you can count it as a picnic for free, and this chicken is a bit special, and you need to pay for it first—are you sure you are prepared to eat it and bear the 'cause and effect' that it bears? ”

Lao Sha was stunned, he just ate a chicken, why did he have to rise to the metaphysical realm of cause and effect.

Could it be that this Boss Lin is actually a disciple of the Buddhist family, emmmm, the kind of layman who leads the practice?

If you don't hold this mantra, it's like eating the flesh of sentient beings?

Lao Sha laughed in his heart and said,

"Of course no problem!"

(It's a big deal, I'll work hard to recite a few more words of "Om Si Bo Lo Mani Sha He", I'm a fourth-level member of the Ancient Culture Research Association, and the kind of thief who has culture!) ）

Saying this, Lao Sha suddenly felt as if there was a cool air in the dark that climbed all the way from the soles of his feet to the top door point, and shivered fiercely.

"Shhhh What's going on, got a cold? Hey, did you feel cold all of a sudden? ”

The petite woman and the stout man tightened their clothes,

"Boss, are you all frozen stupid, it's always super cold here, don't say it, let's eat chicken first, I'm really going to starve to death..."

After the two finished speaking, they also shuddered,

"Whew, this hellish place seems to be getting colder and colder."

Lin Chou: "Good job! Just wait for this sentence! ”

（づ￣3￣）づ╭❤～

...

At the same time, the warlock is still riding... The skeletons came on their way.

"Hell, why am I getting sadder and sadter - I have a bad instinct, is it true that Lin Zi is really going to eat Lord Sanhuang?"

"No, no, Lord Sanhuang's pet chicken hasn't started laying eggs yet, Lin Chou won't do such a thing as killing chickens and taking eggs, a chicken can only be sold for a few dollars, no, Lord Sanhuang is worth a fortune... Priceless!! ”

"Damn, what is the reason, could it be that someone is beating the idea of Lord Sanhuang?"

"Sure enough, I can't protect the safety of Lord Sanhuang in front of the strange bloodline ability with just a lot of strength, it's really unreliable., next time I must make an all-round three-dimensional security plan for Lord Sanhuang..... Now is not the time to think about this... Damn, Lord Sanhuang, you must be safe, no matter who it is, no matter who it is, don't let me know who it is, I'm going to kill... I'm going to cut... No, I'm going to touch you, touch you hard, feel the fear of being dominated by bad luck hahaha, I'm going to touch your whole family and spray your whole family with a face of saliva~"

In this way, roaring wildly all the way, the skeleton monster's legs, hands, prostate and chrysanthemum all sprayed a pillar of blazing blue flame light, and sprinted towards the Great South at an astonishing speed.

At the same time, the Warlock had a radius of 100 kilometers from the center, and countless beasts, strange beasts, and scattered living corpses began their performances:

Broke his leg while walking, got stuck in his mouth while eating, and smashed his waist by a foreign object falling from the sky......

Lose you Rem!

...

Atavistic land.

Xiao Hong finally exploded on the spot,

"The surname is Sha, it is the biggest mistake of my life for my mother to save you, just let you rot in this ghost place, eat and eat, what do you know besides eating, when are you still eating?!"

The old man was stunned and speechless when he was scolded, and said weakly,

"I... You... But what else can I do but eat... I've been trying for two months and I can't get out anyway... Also, my surname is evil, and I really don't have the surname Sha. ”

Xiao Hong sneered,

"Oh, disgusting."

"My surname is evil, a single surname, not a compound surname, e, four tones."

"Oh, that's disgusting."

“......”

Lao Sha felt that he had nothing to love and was despised, sure enough, will a long-term setback make people lose their fighting spirit?

(Then I...) Yes, think again! Xiao Hong can find me and come all the way to save me, how can I give up treatment with the mentality, this is not right! ）

Lao Sha exhaled a breath of old breath, and said solemnly and firmly,

"Boss Lin, please cook this *** right away... I mean, this chicken, after I'm full, I'm a new old sand, I'm sure I can think of a way to get out!! ”

Lin Chou was also about to take the opportunity to sell Sanhuang at a good price, and was just about to speak-

"Bang!"

Xiao Hong closed the big iron box.

"Eat your rem, go home and eat your mother! When you think of a way, the old lady is cold! Look what that is! ”

Lao Sha was sprayed with saliva all over his face and trembled.

The heart is weak-

(Sister Hong's saliva, emmm, it's so fragrant!) ）

It's a pity that Zheng Ou, who has been secretly in love with Sister Hong for many years, doesn't know Lao Sha's thoughts, otherwise, it is estimated that Lao Sha will be swallowed alive and frustrated.

Lao Sha looked in the direction of Sister Hong's finger - Xiao Hong pointed to the position where it was convenient to shovel "come in", and now it became a little weird.

It is like broken glass full of large and small cracks, and in the very center there is a black hole hole, and the half-broken "glass pieces" around it fall from time to time, turning into fine light dust in mid-air and slowly disappearing.

That location gives people a feeling of unreality, as if there is something in a trance, and if you look at it for a long time, your mind will be muddy and your eyes will be sour.

If you have to describe it, in the eyes of everyone, the scene of "notches and broken points" is like a blurred mosaic that has been marked with oversized squares, falling off piece by piece, becoming a smaller mosaic, a smaller mosaic... Finally disappear.

Lao Sha can't care about the discomfort of his brain and eyes,

"Hold the grass... Is this place going to 'collapse'? Will we be able to get out? ”

Xiao Hong:

"Huh."

The old lady has never seen a stupid beep with such a low desire to survive as you in her life!

Xiao Hong's expression was cold,

"Hehe, if it hadn't 'collapsed' with this space and turned into a mosaic, I feel like we should be able to get out soon."

The words have already carried the meaning of forest,

"After I am fortunate enough to go out, you know, accompany the old lady to practice boxing - the old lady is going to beat out all your."

The standard declarative sentence form, the kind that has to be written with a full stop.

“......”