Chapter 857: It's poisonous
Zheng Ou handled the oversized "Wind Sword Oyster", which was called a neat and neat one, even if it was replaced by Lin Chou, he might not have Zheng Ou's speed - just look at the knife in his hand and poke it on the oyster's tail, pry open the oyster shell and take out the oyster meat, and his hands have already shaken out the afterimage.
No matter what strange oysters, or five-clawed or glow-in-the-dark oysters, they all poke at once, and there is absolutely no second one.
Judging from the speed at which visual residues appear, I am afraid that the oyster shells that this thing has been prying before can circle the earth three times, right?
Iniquity.
Lin Chou was stunned, but said that he was ashamed.
Sure enough, on the way to the kitchen god, he still has a lot of skill points.
The warlock watched Zheng Ou's movements for a long time, until he saw Zheng Ou uncomfortable, and then said in a very sad and sad tone,
"Déjà vu... You used to be poor, didn't you? ”
Zheng Ou, "??? ”
The warlock sighed,
"Actually, I also have a good skill in prying oyster shells, I remember that it was the 1,500th time or 1350 times I blew up the house, I was injured, and I was displaced on a lonely island when I was phantom to avoid the explosion, and I couldn't use my mental power to go back because of the injury, so I had to rely on oysters and crabs in the sea to fill my stomach for four months, and then I even ate up the seaweed around the island......
Lin Chou: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Zheng Ou: ಠ╭╮ಠ
Yunbei - the ecological chain of that island.
Lin Chou knew how big the warlock's appetite was, and he seriously suspected that the stomach of this thing was the same infinite independent space as the place where it was usually used to store things.
While the three of them were talking, the "Perfect Beast Form" dragged another oyster hill onto the boat and continued diving.
Zheng Ou pried half a mountain of oysters,
"Hmm, half of the pry is made into oyster roasting and half is stir-fried, and the rest is made while eating?"
There are so many ways to eat oysters, both simple and delicious: garlic roasted oysters, steamed oysters, fresh oysters...
The cauldron is set up and the oven is set up.
Piles of oysters are steamed and roasted directly on the pot, several stoves are fired together, and with all kinds of charcoal stoves, it is no problem for the whole ship to eat together.
The sea hunting boat soon became lively.
After all, this kind of scene full of oyster tubes all over the world is not so common, even if they are hanging on the sea all year round.
Zheng Ou was satisfied,
"I've wanted to do this for a long time..."
In front of Zheng Ou is a square charcoal grill, and the barbed wire is four or five meters wide, and this model of oversized oysters can also be roasted dozens at the same time.
The red charcoal fire puffs up the oyster shells one by one, which is convenient and saves even the need to pry the shells.
The fresh fragrance spreads with the heat, and the juice in the oyster shell shows a faint milky white, and the bubbles when boiling are spicy and charming in Zheng Ou's opinion.
Zheng Ou shouted like a small vendor selling along the street,
"It's coming, the first wave of the original flavor is good, the taste of seven minutes is the most beautiful, if you want to eat, hurry up and stretch out your hand~ The next wave will be roasted with minced garlic~ Lao Meng, have you pounded the green onion, ginger and garlic juice, hurry up and dip it, fresh oysters and so on!"
Meng Xiang sat cross-legged on the ground with a black face, a half-large iron bucket on his lap, and a hammer in his hand.
"Knock knock!"
The whistleblower failed, and there was still work to be done.
However, Zheng Ou still didn't make oysters and stir-fry them - even in addition to Lin Chou, there is also a chef named Wu Zhonghou.
Even Xiao Hong, the captain, was not idle, responsible for helping Wu Zhonghou and Zheng Ou.
The crew of the whole ship is happy, good guys, the fifth-order bosses are happy to cook for us, and we are just waiting to eat - I feel that this life is worth it.
Well, when you get off the boat and take a vacation, you have to run to the tavern two more times, this cow beep is not good to blow how sorry for yourself!
Zheng Ou uses Chef Benefit*1 to steal the largest oyster on the grill.
Even after it is fully cooked, the oyster meat inside the oyster shell must be half a palm's length, white and thick, and saliva will flow just by looking at it.
Swallow the oyster meat in a few bites, it is mellow and delicious, and then suck off the hot juice in the shell.
"Shhhhh
Wonderful!
After grabbing the first batch of original flavors, I will continue to put another batch.
After the oyster shells are baked, they are sprinkled with garlic, chili peppers, and a little soy sauce and vinegar, and the peculiar flavor continues to bombard the nose and mouth of everyone on the ship like a bomb.
Xiao Hong has a soft spot for raw oysters, which tremble like jelly.
The only problem is that the oysters are too big to swallow in one gulp.
Well, the troubles of happiness.
As soon as you bite into it, it is absolutely juicy and splattered, full of tenderness and mellowness.
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed,
"No wonder some people say that oysters are fresh spirits that condense the sea water for a kilometer around them."
Zheng Ou said with a smile,
"Lu Xun once said that once you enter the oyster gate, it is as deep as the sea, and among all the seafood, my favorite thing is oysters, and everything else is scum."
Xiao Hong said weirdly,
"Is that 'hao' this 'hao'? Not... Also, who is Lu Xun? ”
Zheng Ou's face was full of reverence, but his eyes were ill-intentioned,
"That's a respectable elder."
Xiao Hong crooked his mouth,
"It's amazing to read... But the taste of this oyster is really satisfying. ”
Zheng Ou interjected again,
"A book of satisfaction is nonsense, where does a book come from satisfaction? What to satisfy? ”
After thinking about it, he added,
"But 'a serious book' is the truth, even if a small book is in hand, it can greatly increase the duration of the existence of the sage's time and the number of occurrences, the most serious."
Warlock: "......"
Lin Chou: "......"
Meng Xiang: "......"
Petite Girl: "......"
Strong man: "......"
Crew: "......"
Zheng Ou is a person, and when you cut it, the whole thing must be black.
- Believe it or not, we flip the table, hey! This meal is not allowed to be eaten!
Xiao Hong's eyes narrowed again, narrow and long.
"I don't understand what you're talking about, but... You can't go wrong with one thing. ”
Zheng Ou had a sense of foreboding,
"What?"
Xiao Hong smiled,
"Old Meng, beat him for me, beat him hard!"
"Okay~"
"Old Meng... We've been brothers for so many years... Huh... I'm so angry that you did it..."
Meng Xiang went up and put a pestle on Zheng Ou's face - yes, that's right, it was the big iron pestle that pounded onions and ginger.
Zheng Ou's tears suddenly surged.
Old Meng Gaga laughed and scolded,
"I can go to Nima, I've long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, today next year, it will be your sacrifice day, and then eat a pestle of Lao Tzu!"
Heart:
The first pestle is to pay tribute to my sorrow that I once again did not eat the European meal of Lord Neptune.
The second pestle is a tribute to my long-term patience and tolerance over the years.
The third pestle, to pay tribute to you, you are lucky to know the joy of your sacrifice day when you are alive.
One more pestle, if Lao Wu's injury is not good, you will give Baba an honest meal for him!
Another pestle, emmmm, the lines are a bit too much to remember... Just pay tribute to your youth and the running in the sunset... Give me my life!
Meng Xiang had already used his bloodline ability to accelerate, pestle after pestle, smashing it happily.
Even everyone could see that a gray light fell on Zheng Ou, and Zheng Ou's movements suddenly slowed down a lot.
One plus one minus, Zheng Ou knelt.
Lin Chou looked at it with relish and asked,
"Cough, Sister Hong, Zheng Ou must have offended Lao Meng a lot..."
Xiao Hong was very happy to be called by Sister Hong,
"Well, you'll see why when you look at it."
Zheng Ou was beaten so much that he couldn't get out, his mouth was like a machine gun, and he kept scolding, and at the same time, he didn't care about resisting.
"Whew... it... You play really... I've smashed you with a boat... Oh... You step on a horse... Oh... I'll marry your mother... Eat Lao Tzu's punch... Marry your mother, marry your mother, marry your mother..."
I don't know if he did it on purpose or because of the accent, how all "qù" sounds like a "qǔ" sound.
Meng Xiang heard it, and laughed angrily,
"People don't look good, but they think it's beautiful, it seems that it's not enough to be beaten, and now you still want to take advantage of your mouth? Lao Tzu lends you eight guts! ”
An iron pestle pulled out the phantom, and it was as heavy as a moment, and the sparks were shining.
I'm afraid that when these two people finish fighting, the iron pestle can really be sharpened into a needle.
Zheng Ou screamed and shouted sneakily,
"Yo yo, so you don't object, that's right, I'll go to your house when I get off the boat, if it succeeds, isn't it, the luck of people who love to laugh will not be too bad - brother, don't worry, I, Zheng Ou, am that kind of person!"
changed the posture of being beaten,
"Really, don't worry, I'm going to take advantage of you? Inexistent! After I chased your mother into my hands, we have our own generations, I call you brother, you call me my father, what do you think? ”
The boatload was full of people spurting blood.
Lin Chou, "......"
Ben Shuai seems to finally know why Lao Meng's hatred for Zheng Ou is so high, poisonous!
This product is much more delicious and refreshing than the coquettish and cute women's wigs outside, and the big mouth is much more delicious and refreshing, and it is so fresh and suffocating to die.
Lao Meng: "Trick, tenfold accelerated version!" Give me death~! ”
...
Compared to the bustle of the mushroom-picking Little Red, the Shark is as quiet as a ghost ship.
There were the same cauldrons, barbecue tools, and a lot of people on the bow deck, but everyone had a feeling of trembling and wanting to cry without tears.
Originally, the little red ship that was picking mushrooms sent two oyster mountains over, and the ordinary crew members were still very happy, but considering the emotions of the bad sand that had been hiding in the cabin and refused to come out, everyone could only endure it.
Just now, this fifth-order boss was hit by the of nine seagulls in just ten minutes—oh, it's an alienated seagull, each with a wingspan of more than six meters from head to tail.
God, what a big bubble of guano it is, I've never seen it so weighty in my life.
One of the crew members couldn't look at it and persuaded the sand to wash it properly, and it was very likely that the later seagulls smelled it and took him for mobile C.
Others sneered at their nostrils, but the evil sand lit up.
That's right, wasn't it unlucky to be pulled by the bad luck when I was in the river before, although the flow was a little small... Bah... It's probably the smell left over from that time.
That's right... Bah... Yes, it's a fluffy gray, yes...
In short, there is no such thing as an unlucky aura in the world, well, absolutely not.
The sand came out of the bath eight times, and suddenly felt that the sky was yellower, the sea was bluer, the whole person was refreshed, and the whole world became cute.
So the bad sand, who was suddenly in a good mood, decided to be like the guys in the other boat, close to the masses and blend in with the masses.
"Come on, come on, I'm an evolutionary, I'm fast, I'll pry the oyster shells, you guys prepare the pot and grill and the ingredients... Wow, this oyster is huge, and it looks like a symbol, Ness! ”
A group of crew members, you look at me, I look at you, you can still resist, each busy with their own ~
A dozen or so people followed the sand to pry the oyster shells, while the rest tossed around other bits and pieces, ready to start a feast on oysters—a rare opportunity.
As an evolutionary, Evil Sands is very fast, even if he is injured and pries an oyster shell.
The movement is agile and the strength is super high, and the sound of pry shells and oyster shells smashing on the deck has become a rhythmic symphony.
"Papapa~"
"Bang Bang!"
A group of crew members were stunned.
The Evil Sandman appeared in front of him, and his mood was even happier.
"Heh, Zheng Ou's goods must be showing off the speed of the shell again, we are not much slower than him!"
At this time, he heard the crew squatting next to him scream like a hole in their throats.
"Damn... Snake snake snake ... Acanthic sea viper..."
This thing is a well-known hybrid variant, highly toxic to the stomach in one step in three seconds...
Phew, in short, its venom can make an ordinary person cold and transparent within three seconds, and the gods can't save it.
"Don't panic!"
With a wave of his hand, the sand struck the snake that had emerged from the oyster hill on the head.
"It's just a sea serpent! Yo, it's still a juvenile version, and it's just baked in a while! ”
If you don't use force, it's the flirtation of Hongguoguo.
If the snake is lucky enough to be able to speak, the conversation must be like this.
Snake:
Big brother, I'm a snake, the poisonous kind, the real sharp teeth and sharp mouth and highly poisonous, please don't flirt, give me some dignity, okay?
Badsands:
Heheda, I'm a human, very skinny kind, the evolutionary template is genuinely rough and thick, and the hob meat is fine, just pet you, you will spoil you, I don't listen to it~
Snake:
That's all there is to it, look at the bite, emmmmmmmm!
Badsands:
Hehe... Eh, I grass... How did you TM bite me!!
A boatload of people was stunned.
A fifth-order evolutionary, who comes and goes like wind and sparks with lightning, why was he bitten?
Someone told the truth in one word,
"It must be the evil sand's pretend, adjust the atmosphere~"
A boatload of people: "Hahaha, Lord Evil Sand is too humorous. ”
Someone else: "it, it's bleeding, it's bleeding..."
Our victim is completely stunned, so how did this dog-talking broken snake break my defenses?
Lord Evil Sand clutched his bleeding crotch and looked at the writhing snake and wanted to cry without tears.
It seems that after protecting his waist, he also has to protect his eggs.
- The two fangs each occupy a sphere, not empty and not biased, obsessive-compulsive disorder benefits, the taste should be very good, right?
With a cold, liquid sensation squeezing in, even the first little pain disappeared.
Evil Sand: I won't die, but my face will die for me.
His consciousness turned from blue to black along with his increasingly cyan face, and finally the black screen dropped.
On the Shark, there was chaos.