Lin Chou didn't squeak, and listened happily.

didn't even say four sentences, and Sister-in-law Hu's impatience had already been read.

"Go and go, I think that is good, you go and squat there and say, Lin Zisha, let's go into the house, open a group, sister-in-law will make you something to eat~"

Lin Chou felt that he had suffered again:

...

Sister-in-law Hu pushed Uncle Tiger by the way, and the skill was canceled lightly.

A set of movements is smooth, and it looks like it has been rehearsed more than hundreds of times.

Uncle Tiger muttered and said,

"What's the matter, I'm just squatting... Huh? There's someone in the car! ”

Sister-in-law Hu squinted her eyes slightly, meaning something,

"The girl is shy, and a group of you are all surrounded like monkeys, which one dares to come out?"

The big guy giggled and laughed, but he didn't leave.

On the contrary, the eyes became more and more unscrupulous - look at it, just look at it, let's not believe that you have been hiding in the car and not coming out!

"Hey, let's talk about the limelight in the alley, and the children are all angry, but I always feel that something is missing, why do you say that there are shortcomings?" A voice came from the crowd, "I wonder if there has been no big red event in the past ten years, let's have two melons and dates in our hands, it's hot, I always want to give it out, tsk~"

Another humane,

"Why haven't you come out yet, Lin Zi's father left early, we are elders, do we have to palm the eyes of Lao Lin?"

"The ugly daughter-in-law will have to see her in-laws sooner or later~"

The co-pilot's door slammed into the base of the alley wall, and a large gray brick crumbled into slag.

"Oops~"

Bu Nanyu was startled, his naturally ruddy face turned even redder, and he was at a loss when he stood next to the car.

She twisted out a purple purse of exotic animal skin,

"Whose wall is this, I... I've lost it..."

Bu Nan Yu said with annoyance,

"Every time I fight well, I can't control my strength, I'm angry!"

Sister-in-law Hu's eyes lit up.

Although everyone in the alley was startled by the terrifying power of slamming the car door, their eyes still flew over with "chuachua".

Uncle Tiger first glanced at Bu Nanyu, and then frowned, not knowing what he was thinking.

Sister-in-law Hu said,

"It's okay, it's okay, it's the wall of Lin Zi's house, you two can solve it by yourself."

Lin Chou: "......"

Bu Nanyu looked at Lin Chou suspiciously,

"This is your home?"

Before Lin Chou could speak, he was pulled aside by Uncle Hu.

Uncle Tiger said very seriously,

"Linzi, this is... How did you do it, last time I was not young, this one is even more... No, no, even if Lao Lin is still there, he will definitely not agree - she must have at least a fifth order, right? You can't mess around... Do you kid know that the higher the level of an evolutionary, the more difficult it is to want a doll? ”

Ball's sack!

Lin Chou said that in fact, I want to say that Orz, who has nothing to do with me~

"Bang."

The door on the other side rang, and the sound of talking in the alley disappeared in an instant.

Leng Han, dressed in black, just stood there, like a refrigerator with excessive power.

Obviously, there was no change in the temperature, but a large part of the people present shivered violently.

Aura, well, that's aura.

Leng Han glanced at Lin Chou, and suddenly stretched out his hand to Uncle Tiger - it seemed that he wanted to shake hands.

"Hello uncle, I'm Leng Han."

Uncle Tiger "ah" for a long time, rubbing his hands vigorously on his clothes, "Okay, good, good!" ”

The meaning of this could not be clearer.

- You have recognized the wrong person, I am the main one, I may not say it, but you can see it.

Sister-in-law Hu's eyes are brighter,

"This is good, this is good, it's all good, this one is more beautiful..."

The audience was silent.

For a long time, a middle-aged uncle in his forties with stubble suddenly trembled and said,

"Shhhh This girl is so fucking beautiful! ”

Lin Chou's face turned green.

It was the first time in a long time that he had heard someone praise Leng Han with the "really fucking" modified "beautiful" - because most people didn't have the hard, unyielding bones and dead soul like a certain Prince Huang.

As a result, the uncle shook out another sentence, or the kind with a lot of confidence,

"Girl, you're pretty... Our forest is really shit lucky! ”

Leng Han blinked, the corners of his mouth were raised, and he actually smiled.

Eh???

Sister-in-law Hu suddenly swooped over, almost holding Leng Zhongjun, who was a head taller than her, in her arms.

"Ouch, let my sister-in-law take a look, this girl is really handsome~"

touched his little hand and pinched his face,

"Na, this skin can be pinched out of the water if it is tender—the girl is an evolutionary, right? You can't mix with those rough guys every day, you see, such a good foundation is a little tanned, our Mingguang sea breeze is poisonous, you can't take it seriously when you're young, and when you're as old as your sister-in-law, you can't raise it back, right? ”

And that's not all.

Under Lin Chou's crazy bouncing eyeballs, Sister-in-law Hu patted Leng Han's shoulder hard, swept her collarbone with both hands, and "squeezed" her waist straight up.

it... What is Sister-in-law Hu going to do...

Lin Chou couldn't react at all, what should I say now to finish the book and explain this "package" of events to Leng Han so that she wouldn't run away on the spot?

"Good figure, huh~" Sister-in-law Hu was furious, "How can you use this thing, this kid?" It's so unfortunate... How can this work, this is not good, absolutely not! ”

It was really "popping" and patting Leng Han's back, and the sound could be heard several meters away!

Lin Chou's cold hair stood up, and he jumped out with an arrow and was ready to separate the two.

There is only one thought in my heart: I am going to die!

Unexpectedly, Leng Han lowered his eyebrows,

"Well, sometimes... It's inconvenient to work. ”

Sister-in-law Hu snorted, rolled her eyes directly at Leng Han, and dragged her to her house.

While shouting at the others,

"Take a look! Go home and see your mother! Never seen a pretty woman? Get out! Let's go, girl, go into the house with my sister-in-law, go in and talk! Kobayashi smash! Don't come along, let's talk to each other! ”

Bu Nanyu also followed.

Everyone giggled, and when they saw that Sister-in-law Hu had led people into the gate, they dispersed.

Lin Chou kept the posture that he was about to jump out for a full minute: "......"

Leng Han, actually, still, still- didn't go berserk?

Uncle Tiger said,

"Let's go, let's go in and sit down for a while..."

Lin Chou swallowed his saliva and didn't move.

Dasha took three steps back directly,

"I'm not going! I don't want to be beaten! ”

Well, in Dasha's impression, no one has ever dared to use words like "fuck" in front of Leng Han, and no one (not even a woman) dared to pinch her like picking fresh vegetable leaves, or even slap her on the back.

I'm going to be killed!!

Uncle Tiger is inexplicable,

"What is this stupid boy talking about... Let's go to my place, didn't you hear your sister-in-law Hu say, want to talk to that girl? ”

But the smile is very bright,

"Lin Zi, this girl is good, well, young, it's good to be young!"

Uncle Hu, the old man, still remembers the old woman he met when he went to Yanhui Mountain last time, and he was worried about the country and the people when he came back-it seems that the girl's warlock surname... Protect?

Lin Chou's attention was not on Uncle Hu at all, his hearing was good, and he vaguely heard a whispered conversation between Sister-in-law Hu and Leng Han in the courtyard:

"The girl's surname is cold? It's cold enough... Sister-in-law doesn't dislike you, the people in our alley, what do you say... Lin Zi's father went early, and Lin Zi can be said to have grown up watching me and the fierce tiger next door... After Lin Zi's mother is gone, that kid is still a hundred days old for me, and he is as thin as a grasshopper looking for milk to eat... At that time, my sister-in-law was still a big girl, and I cried directly, and no one could coax her... That little rabbit cub can't eat milk, it's a hard bite, and I still remember the pain..."

Leng Han's chuckle.

Sister-in-law Hu's voice was a little louder,

"Because of this, when our family was still there, we couldn't look down on him because of this... He's also in the alley, hehe, life is not good, he's gone early, when he's still there, a little pervert screams, hey, it's still a man, there's no such responsibility! ”

"Sister-in-law at that time, where was there something to feed him a little ghost, no way, except that Lin Zi's father went around to make some milk, goat milk, dog milk and ate for a few days, just put the soybeans, fried and ground into powder, not that the sister-in-law said, the fried beans are ground and fragrant, the whole alley can be smelled, and then kneaded into small balls with water - this is the trick of the old people to feed the unweaned lambs before the catastrophe, just fed Lin Zixiao for half a year, and really survived..."

"That's amazing!"

"That's not it, or this kid will be thin, I said it was all at that time, and he has been lacking in physique since he was a child, where is it like a child over the years-hey, how did you say it here, girl, your bundle... Not really... After a long time, it's all out of shape, you know, no, hurry up, hurry up! ”

"Ah, sister-in-law, don't... Sister-in-law, you..."

"What are you shy about with your sister-in-law, what haven't you seen at such an age, you girl, such a good capital, how can you... Is... Do you think you and Lin Zi are together, who is your mother-in-law's family, not your sister-in-law and me, ask Lin Zi's sister-in-law and Uncle Tiger if they can accept the first glass of wine he and you? The kid dares to say half a word, and the old lady doesn't smoke him to death, a little rabbit... Let my sister-in-law take a look and then say..."

"Eh, sister-in-law... I solve... Enter the house and... Eh..."

Lin Chou heard a hot sweat from a cold sweat, and finally inexplicably - what are these two people doing?

Uncle Tiger said with great emotion,

"Sister Hu has been waiting for several years, but your kid is bringing one back, so she is looking forward to this, let them chat, and talk to her uncle into the house."

Lin Chou simply didn't care,

"By the way, Uncle Tiger, I came this time to ask those radishes you sent, where did you get those radishes, especially good radishes? Anything else? ”

"In the south of the city, an old acquaintance on the farm... I thought about making some money for him to support his family, after all, the radish was really delicious, so I don't have to say. ”

Lin Chou nodded,

"This is the best radish I've ever eaten in Mingguang for so many years."

Uncle Tiger sighed,

"Something happened to him at home."

Lin was anxious,

"The turnips are gone??"

Uncle Tiger hesitated,

"It's not that the radish is gone, it's that the person who planted the radish is going to be gone... Alas..."

"What do you mean!"

Uncle Tiger took Lin Chou and Xia Dasha into the courtyard and sat down next to the stone stove where they were eating.

"The old guy's surname is Qiu, he planted a good land, especially the radish, which is particularly popular in the eleventh market, a year ago he didn't survive an illness, and the people are gone, fortunately there is a son, this kid is not young, but he didn't marry a daughter-in-law, my old guy didn't close his eyes when he left, and I must take care of the child, so I will find some help to inquire, and I am not poor enough to eat a mouthful, and there are still a lot of people who are happy, and I only know that I know that I don't like a few kids——"

Uncle Tiger tugged at his facial muscles,

"The boy has a girl he likes, and he is still the youngest daughter of the landlord of his owner!"

This is also popular in the agricultural and pastoral areas in the south of the city, or it is a field that is assigned to reward meritorious deeds or a land that is bought, and many farmers rent it from these people and replant, not only can they have enough food and clothing, but they can even have a small income.

In a word, the south of the city, which used to have land, was much better off than the Pythagorean alley.

Uncle Tiger muttered something, and continued,

"That kind of family, where can I see this kid, this little rabbit cub is very bold, he took the girl directly to the outer city, doing odd jobs to live, the family looked for him for several months, and when he found it, the girl's belly was big..."

Lin Chou: "!! ”

, there is this kind of operation, the stupid girl of the landlord's family is so easy to deceive?

Uncle Tiger said,

"In the past few months that this kid has been running, I have been helping to sell radishes that are rotting in the field while looking for it, and people have found it... Can... After finding it, people threatened to send it directly to the committee to deal with it - you also know what kind of virtue the commission is, to them, this matter must be guaranteed to be dealt with according to the ** crime, even if you don't lose your head and send it to the mine for labor reform, it is the best result, that kid has eight heads is not enough to toss in the mine, and it would be good if the first-order evolutionary could save his life in the mine. ”

Lin Chou said stupidly,

"So, the people who can grow turnips are going to be gone? Others can't grow it? ”

Uncle Tiger gave him a blank look and explained piecemeal,

"The proprietor's meaning is to treat this radish as a bride price, this kid is stubborn, he would rather die than pay, alas... Not only did he disagree, but when he was asked at the time, the little rabbit cub directly said that the girl was not worth this radish as a dowry, do you say that it is not annoying? Where did you get to this situation? What should I do, do I have anything to talk to? ”

"This kid is too immoral to do things, and he is still thinking about it like before the cataclysm? Run away with other people's girls? If you run away, you only envy the mandarin duck and not the immortal? Catch it back, catch it back, what kind of bullshit do you put fuck! ”

"The parents of the little girl were almost so angry that they died..."

"In troubled times, as long as this kid is over, the girl won't speak for him now, I'm angry."

Lin Chou said,

"Sounds like a simple one? I can solemnly recommend it to the parents of the little girl, a qualified psychiatrist, Uncle Hu, the guy who killed the leader of the blood corpse army during the beast tide, Uncle Hu, has heard of it. ”

"Psychotherapy is useful."

When the time comes, the warlock uncle snapped his fingers in the past, isn't it the mother-in-law who likes her son-in-law more and more?

What grievances and hatreds, make sure to forget until the eight poles are far away, never want to remember, hello, hello, hello, everyone.

"There are people above the family, and most of the radishes planted in that land are in their hands, and they are directly taken away by Xiao Qiu's family and given to a powerful big family."

Uncle Tiger has been grinding his teeth,

"This little cub doesn't know what he's thinking, people promised the girl to give him land, isn't it just a change of words, the money is still the land and the seed, just change the seller?"

"It's okay now, he has the backbone to say a word, and everyone else can't get off the stage, so it's been a stalemate for a while."

Uncle Tiger said,

"I listened to what I said over there, the big family above the owner seems to know you, otherwise my uncle wouldn't want to kidnap you into this trouble."

(Speaking of which, Uncle Tiger has a much better brain than me, and a basket of radishes will make me over.) ）

LIN Chou,

"Recognize... I? ”

Uncle Tiger nodded,

"Yes, the surname is Zhang, the Zhang family."

Lin Chou blinked his eyes for a long time,

"But I don't know any people from a big family surnamed Zhang, and there is no one surnamed Zhang who deals with them."

Uncle Tiger:

"I rub the thief... Uncle Tiger, I've been looking forward to you for a few days before you came, don't scare me, people's lives are at stake! ”