Chapter 873: In the Alley
The second tiger raised his face and said very disdainfully,
"The dog said that this time it is lucky, see that next time the master will not abuse his mother's east melon peel to the sky!"
Uncle Tiger slapped the "disdain" template on the baby's face into a low swallowing sound, and the rumbling shouting and scolding were like thunder.
"The little Wang Ba Lamb of the Fucking Nun, I haven't learned how to scold people is a set, I think you are tight, come on, come on, you stretch your head over and let Lao Tzu loosen it for you!"
The second tiger threw down the work in his hand and ran for his life.
Uncle Tiger scolded angrily,
"Stinky boy, you come back for me, do you dare to run?"
The two tigers grinned, and their steps were bigger,
"Only fools honestly squat and be beaten, only those who don't have the ability can do that, heroes would rather die standing than bears will kneel and live!"
Uncle Tiger scolded,
"This little rabbit cub called by the donkey! Lao Tzu said that your mother forgot to look at the yellow calendar that day you were pregnant..."
Everyone: "......"
I have to say that the hideous and vicious Uncle Tiger is still very humane - from the rhetoric of scolding his son, it is enough to prove that Uncle Tiger is still full of deep attachment to the deceased Aunt Tiger.
What a strong, indissoluble feeling~
Sister-in-law Hu angrily threw Uncle Tiger a bundle of white eyes,
"It's a little bit, the kids are here!"
Uncle Tiger sat down angrily.
Sister-in-law Hu: "What are you doing sitting there, Ma Yu'er stir-fry and cook!" ”
Uncle Tiger stood up angrily.
After turning around, he began to get busy next to the stove without saying a word.
Sister-in-law Hu looked at it with a smile and said to a few people,
"It's embarrassing to ask who taught it, the son doesn't teach, the father is guilty."
It's just that Sister-in-law Hu's demeanor and eyes, emmmmmmmm...
Bu Nanyi's eyes were treacherous, and he circled between Sister-in-law Hu and Uncle Hu.
Lin Chou suddenly felt that if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would not even be able to eat dinner - what was wrong with this world? In the shadows that we can't see, how many production lines are still hidden to frantically output hot and fragrant dog food?
However, ten years earlier, Uncle Tiger and Sister-in-law Hu should have gotten together.
Just the broken wall that got in the way, no one was tall and could collapse at any time, and the two of them were separated by ten years without moving.
Lin Chou glanced at the broken wall, and on the other side of the wall was the courtyard where Sister-in-law Hu was full of soy sauce jars and soy sauce jars.
Human intuition is a terrible thing, and there is a reason why he looks at this wall unpleasantly when he is a child.
Lin Chou said to Leng Han,
"It's still early, why don't you go around the neighborhood?"
Bu Nan Yu said warmly,
"Okay, okay, I haven't played in the alley yet!"
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Dasha scratches his head,
"I won't go, I'll help Uncle Tiger."
said that he was still very uneasy to admonish,
"Come back before dinner, I won't wait for you."
"Got it, got it."
The three of them went out of the door, opposite was Lin Chou's "ancestral industry", the plaque was still crooked, and when they opened the door and entered, they could see a few tables in a small space, the black wood was polished to shine, and the edges and corners had already become smooth arcs.
"This is my house - in fact, I don't like this place very much, my father's delicious food is always for others, he opens the door every morning and closes in the afternoon to go out to do other work and doesn't come back until late at night, well, the little shop at the kitchen door sees it, I'll sleep here."
The furnishings in the small shop are still the same as when they were last opened, there is no dust, and Uncle Hu and sister-in-law must often come to clean it.
Leng Han looked around curiously, and then sat down on a long bench,
"Open in the morning?"
Lin Chou nodded,
"Yes, there are very few customers who come to the door, mainly the children in the alley, after all, the subsidy from the committee is really a lot - speaking of which, Aunt Lady of the Horse Foot Alley has been thinking about the children in my store for many years, and she is suffocated by me, no matter how she makes trouble, I will not let go!"
"I'll tell you, this aunt is very powerful, she has been invincible in the three lanes for decades, where can anyone blow up in front of her? Oops, how many people are shrouded in the shadow of Aunt Mole, although Aunt Moser is now retired, but the obscenity is still there... Tsk, I don't know what she is living on now that her old man doesn't get a salary, hehehe, I suggest she can actually have a dog Wow-"
Saying that, Lin Chou's saliva was about to come down,
"The dog raised by Aunt Mole has a unique taste of dog meat!"
Our Boss Lin still remembers Wu Xiaohei's earth-shattering and wonderful taste.
"It's a pity... I guess I won't be able to eat it in this life..."
Bu Nanyu listened to Lin Chou babbling about the glorious history of chasing Wu Xiaohei's N Street and the detailed explanation of Wu Xiaohei's cooking, while walking around in the kitchen.
"Strange, what kind of wood is this, and why does it smell like meat?"
She walked out with a thick, black stick in her hand and asked excitedly.
Lin Chou blinked,
"Oh, where did you find it? Isn't this the 'Five Doctors', hey, the ancestral lamb stew, I haven't seen this thing in seven or eight years..."
Bu Nan Yu was confused,
"What five doctors? Stew... Mutton? ”
Lin Chou took an arm-thick black bright pine stick, it was bent into a chicken wing-shaped, because it had not been used for many years, the surface had been stubble, seven or eight years ago, when Lin Chou saw his father stew meat with this thing, it was still very smooth, the hardest layer of skin was tightly attached to the trunk, and the patterns were very beautiful.
"Well, my dad believes this, it has a fragrance, and it is said that it can remove fishy and tender meat."
"This wooden stick is many years old, and it is said that it is the ancestor of our old Lin family for many generations... Before the catastrophe, the two stumps of the five major pine trees that were washed away in Mount Tai were picked up during the Ming Wanli period - who knows, bragging, my father also said that he wanted to pass it on to me as an heirloom, I refused with a crack in the wall, and then I didn't know where to throw it. ”
Leng Han looked very interested, and Bu Nanyu said in surprise,
"Wow, that's amazing, pre-cataclysm? Ming dynasty? It's been years..."
Lin Chou threw the poor "five doctors" around in his hands,
"My dad loves to engage in these strange things, blowing water every day, and believing in him is a ghost... However, the ancestors of this thing have indeed used it for many years, and they can smell a smell of mutton bone sticks and hundreds of years old bacon shells in their hands. ”
Leng Han's eyes seemed to light up suddenly, and when Lin Chou threw up the five doctors, he caught it at once, put it in front of him and sniffed it gently.
Lin Chou: "......"
After checking the eyes, the pupils dilated and the eyes flickered.
Leng Han said with a little excitement,
"It does smell of bacon!!"
Lin Chou: "......"
"That, if you like it, just keep it, let's go, go out for a walk, I haven't been back for a long time."
The three of them walked along the narrow alley to the other end, and Lin Chou chattered,
"The one in the innermost alley, I used to raise a lot of geese, the class enemy knows, gather a team of friends to brush them as bosses, alas, the height is from one meter three to one meter five, and the alley is still being chased for their lives, and the past is unbearable to look back on - I remember that the little girl in that family looks pretty good."
"Here, right here, there used to be a weasel hole, you know that thing, it's fishy and sassy, my friends and I took turns to block the entrance of the hole for six days and almost demolished the roots of the wall, which can be regarded as catching, pulling out cold water with a well for a day, stewed, old fragrant~"
"Here and here, think about it at that time, it was really the second middle school, my friends and I stepped on a paving stone here one day, and found that there was a layer of bluestone under the head to build a culvert, which is more than ten centimeters wide and more than ten centimeters high, long, square, we firmly believe that this place may be an ancient tomb, treasure or something, this digging, hey, digging two or three meters long, really dug something, a square pit full of water, just like a square well, tangled for a long time, no one dared to go down so they went home- Later, I learned that the culvert was a sewer dug by a family in the alley before, connected to the toilet, and the square well behind it was a septic tank, which had not been used for many years. ”
"My little friend and I were stunned! After that, I almost washed off a layer of skin from my hands! ”
Bu Nanyu laughed so hard that even Leng Han couldn't help laughing.
Lin Chou turned around and pointed again,
"Na, there's also over there, get out of the alley, there is a big tree, I forgot what tree it is, there are a few big bluestones below, I used to sit there when I was fine, waiting for my dad to come back, eat a meat bun today and eat a cake or something tomorrow, I feel that I eat there very fragrant, a special feeling of showing off - when I was still one meter three or four five, there was a big sister who moved over to live for a while, and I was impressed~"
Leng Han is eye-catching, and Bu Nanyu is eye-catching.
Lin Chou continued,
"At that time, the whole alley people had never seen such a beautiful big sister good to fight, and the little girls were also envious, that big sister always had various styles of new clothes to wear that they had never seen before - I guess I was not the only one who felt that after the big sister came, all the scenery and people in this alley became black and white painting style, only the big sister herself is colored, a proper goddess level!"
Bu Nan Yu snorted,
"How old were you at that time, you know how to look at the pretty big sister, hey, eight years old? Nine years old? Ten years old? ”
Lin Chou scratched his head,
"Hey, it doesn't matter, the pursuit of beauty has no age limit or race, hey!"
"Aunt Mozi also began to pull hatred from that time, the whole generation of people in the alley hated her, she always brought some inexplicable people to the big sister, now think about it, it's actually a blind date, and then it didn't take long for the big sister to be taken away wearing red and green."
"It doesn't seem right to think about it now, the big sister has so many new clothes to wear, the family must be very rich, not to... Forget it..."
Of course, Lin Chou is smarter to omit a certain part of the dialogue plot with the big sister, and don't say anything about it!
Leng Han's eyebrows furrowed.
Somehow, she always felt very familiar with what Lin Chou said, as if she had heard it somewhere.
Lin Chou saw Leng Han's delicate expression, and his strong desire to survive told him that this topic could not continue, and if he said too much, he would lose.
Well, there's too much to talk about today.
Thereupon:
"Ha, we're at the market, market eleven, lively, right?"
Not too far out of the alley is the No. 11 market that Lin Chou used to come to.
Bu Nan Yu and Leng Han are both fluted,
"So many people..."
The bustling crowd was surging, and it was all black as far as the eye could see, and the shouting and shouting came one after another, and the ears of the three people all became "buzzing".
Lin Chou said,
"It's cheap here, and it supplies a quarter of the lower city, and there are tens of thousands of merchants alone."
The three of them were obviously out of place with the crowd around them, and everyone subconsciously bypassed these "well-dressed" people.
In their opinion, this is obviously an evolutionary who is idle and has nothing to do, and no one will be stupid enough to go up and touch the mold.
The surrounding vendors saw it, but they came to strength,
"Yo, a few evolutionary adults, we have a pure hare brought back from the ancestral mountain here, it is very fat, as long as one catty of nine circulation points, only this one!"
"The best green rice is only two taels a catty, and it is also a rare thing in the high-end market, can you take a look?"
"Teppanyaki Teppanyaki has exploded the big squid, ten circulation points and a string."
"Medicine, medicine, Cheke, pancake fruit to a set~"
Bu Nanyu touched his stomach.
This vibe, this excitement, coupled with the smell of big squid, made her stomach start to rebel.
"Huh?" Bu Nanyu walked to the corner next to a stall, "Mother-in-law, did you fall, is it too heavy?" ”
In the corner sat an old woman with gray hair, in front of whom a half-opened coarse cloth package was placed.
The old woman looked up,
"I'm fine, old woman, the girl's heart is so good..."
Bu Nanyu sighed,
"Mother-in-law, what are you doing here?"
The old woman smiled at the few remaining teeth,
"Selling fish, my son fishes in the river outside the city every day, how dangerous it is outside the city, I can't help the old woman, I come to sell it every day, the old woman can't afford to rent a stall, so I make a bag here, and when the management comes, cover it up and hide, and I don't dare to take the old woman What do I do~ Hmph, don't let me sell, the old woman, I can lie down!"
As he spoke, he opened the dirty cloth bag, and sure enough, most of the fish were exposed inside, only the fish head was connected to a piece of the fish body.
Bu Nan Yu said strangely,
"This fish head is so big! But why is there only half of it? ”
The old woman smiled kindly,
"The girl is an evolutionary, let's live in Xiacheng District, where is anyone willing to buy a whole fish, they are all cut and sold for half a catty, and when they go home, they are also made for children to eat, there is not much meat on the head of this fish, naturally there is leftover, old woman, I sold this bit of meat behind the fish head, and I should go back."
In fact, the meat is not easy to sell recently, and it is so cheap that it is all the pot of the beast tide.
Bu Nanyu sighed again, turned around,
"Lin Chou, what kind of fish is this?"
Lin Chou said,
"Silver carp."
In fact, without waiting for Lin Chou to answer, Bu Nanyu said to the old woman,
"I want this fish, how much does it cost?"
The old woman is overjoyed,
"How embarrassing is this, how can the Evolver-sama look at such an ordinary fish..."
Bu Nanyu directly picked up the cloth bag, dropped a 100 face value of the source crystal ticket and ran,
"I'll take the package with me too~"
Lin Chou followed her with a smile.
The old woman shouted anxiously in the back,
"Too much, too much, this fish is twenty points at most... Huh... Little girl... What are you running..."