Leng Han sat firmly in the Diaoyutai inside, and after thinking about it, these people still thought that it was the most interesting to squat here and nibble on crabs and listen to the "love tutorial" or something.

- Don't beep, you have the ability to go in by yourself!

As for pulling Lin Chou out of class...

Hehe, let's go to your second uncle's, what kind of grudge do we have with you and want to take the big guy to bury you together?

Even Shen Daru didn't mention this stubble, this idea was too bold.

The poor Sikong Gongzi was extremely complaining, as if he had been drained of his bones, and suddenly salted fish.

In the end, the only meaning of Mr. Shen's class is to straighten me?

Phew!

What kind of nonsense is this son talking about!

At this time, Zhao Ziyu moved a large melon and sat next to Sikong in a regular manner, took out his notebook and opened it, looking at Shen Daru with embarrassed eyes.

That well-behaved appearance is almost writing the words "I am a good student" on the door of my head.

All:......

Hey, hey, little Master Zhao, isn't it too prescient for you to listen to this kind of course at your age?

Zhao Ziyu showed the same salty smile,

"My grandfather said that I have a big problem with the range of friends, and the chance of holding the flame high like this is far greater than that of the mountain master with the grassland on his head, so..."

In a word, let two people explode on the spot.

Huang Dashan: "I used to get a good look!" ”

Sikong is still normal,

"What does it mean that there is a big problem with the range of friends? We recruited you to provoke you, it's very unreasonable to overturn a boatload of people with a pole, do you think everyone has no sex like Lin Chou, and he doesn't sleep in the morning and goes to the kitchen to output crazy output to the stove pit and pan? ”

"You!"

"I'm sorry, you really don't have that."

"Poor boy."

Zhao Ziyu spread his hands and looked at Sikong,

"Look."

Sikong holds his chest in his hands,

"Don't stop me, I'm going to cut off your robe with you!"

Huang Dashan prompted,

"Sleeves, cut robes and cut sleeves."

The crowd laughed and said nothing.

There's nothing wrong with it, from now on, you can only break your sleeves now.

Sikong: "??? ”

"Actually, I've thought about it myself carefully, it seems that there is really a problem," Zhao Ziyu counted with his fingers, "You see, there are not many people who I regard as friends, the first one must be Brother Sikong, emmmm, of course, I firmly believe that you will not come out." ”

(Sikong was very relieved to hear this.) ）

"However, in terms of your physique, Brother Sikong, if you don't insist on 'worshipping fire' but 'worshipping the church', it is estimated that we will soon be able to communicate only by lighting fire and burning paper for you..."

Sikong almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and I have to join the Holy Flame Regiment in my life-wait, what do you mean by saying that I don't even have the ability to xxx?

"Ben Gongzi fought with you!!"

"Calm down, calm down!"

"It's a lot of anger hurting the kidneys..."

Everyone finally stood up to Sikong, Zhao Ziyu sat on the wax road,

"And then there's Sister Qingyu - you know, it is estimated that there are tens of thousands of people in the entire Mingguang who want to get rid of their father-in-law first and then quickly!"

Everyone nodded their heads one after another,

"Yes, yes, that's fine, mad demon level father-in-law."

Huang Dashan added steadily,

"Among them, Lord Wen is second, who dares to rank first?"

“......”

This level of gossip can be listened to, and no one will be stupid enough to take it out and discuss it.

Zhao Ziyu lowered his voice and said,

"My sister and brother sorrow..."

And then point inside,

"According to Brother Sorrow's grinding progress bar, it is estimated that my sister and my sister will need an adventure like Titanic before thirty-five."

The rest of the people don't know why, and the Sikong who was put in the air crooked his mouth,

"Finally, I said something human."

Zhao Ziyu continued to break his fingers,

"The second master of our family, from the perspective of a friend, don't get me wrong, I have a good relationship with our second master, and I call him brother and brother in private, hum!"

"The one who is majestic outside doesn't want it, in fact, he is miserable, he will drill into my house when he drinks too much, and he will cry when he holds my pillow, and he scolds and scolds that he is worried about his ass by a King Kong, and he will cry for a night, and he will definitely not be able to marry a wife."

Everyone: it!

In a blink of an eye, Zhao Ziyu found that the notebook in his hand had been robbed.

Huang Dashan solemnly wrote it down in the notebook: On a certain day, a certain month, Zhao Ziyu's young master really hammered Zhao Erye's tendency, and he visually judged that Sister Xingxing was about to succeed.

Zhao Ziyu didn't see what the mountain master was writing, and said,

"Then, it's the mountain master, good friend~"

The mountain master gave Zhao Ziyu a heart, and his face was triumphant.

- Small, we are the ones who drag the family, and you will be calculating for a long time when you mention me!

Zhao Ziyu's words changed,

"Hey, but Master Shan is already married, so this can't be counted, it's okay to draw an equal sign."

This time, it was Shanye's turn to be robbed.

I don't know when I was put down.,Sikong wrote something in the notebook with great interest.。

"And then, Sister Jiang." Zhao Ziyu sighed like a little adult, "It's more naïve than me, let's wait until she grows up, this can't be counted." ”

After a long time, Zhao Ziyu blinked innocently and said sadly,

"You see, my friends around me don't have girlfriends, you say, how can I have my own?"

"I'm very righteous, friends or girlfriends have to choose a position, it's very hurtful."

Everyone said one after another, Young Master Ziyu, if you sing this in the same tone as a singer's girlfriend who died before the cataclysm, the gloomy atmosphere should be even more sad.

Zhao Ziyu regained the notebook,

"That's why my grandfather let me come, otherwise I'll have to go to retreat with him, and I'll really die if I retreat again!"

Huang Dashan patted Zhao Ziyu,

"Poor baby, festival (huo) mourning (gai)."

After a long time, Sikong finally said to Shen Daru with a kind of unwillingness (mainly because he didn't drag the culprit into the water) and had to accept his fate,

"Let's start, start early, finish early..."

Shen Daru shook his head very seriously,

"Please wait a minute, there is still a student who has not been present."

Now even Sikong was stunned,

"The person you are waiting for is not Zhao Ziyu? Who's that? ”

Shen Daru said,

"I didn't know in advance that Young Master Ziyu would also come - and it was accompanied by Lieutenant General Leng to come, because of this reason, I lost a student inexplicably, I am very heartbroken!"

He sold a pass,

"Guess who the last student will be?"

There is no mystery in this tone and expression.

Huang Dashan really wanted to carve a knife on this person's face: "Surprise is not surprised, surprise is not surprised, I will ask you if you are surprised, surprised, surprised, not surprised, if you are not surprised at all, although I Shen will not be surprised, I will not be surprised, but I still want to tell you this surprise and unexpected news" and so on, it is best to let Shui Shui San write a paper and engrave it on it - all traditional - if the education level is up to standard, Xiao Seal is not impossible to consider.

"Poof~"

Strange and familiar voices.

One arm rolled to Shen Daru's feet, and two fingers with gray mist condensation poked out of his sleeve to flexibly prop up his arm, and ran back to the original owner with a cigarette, automatically picking it up.

"I'm sorry Mr. Shen, the class has already started? It's a bit of a traffic jam, and I just had to phantom to the abyss to get around. ”

The warlock pulled a notebook from his sleeve and grumbled,

"This group of virtual beasts use the space door too often and unstable, it is simply specially to pollute the sanitary environment of the space passage, it is really annoying - so many students, I'm sorry to make everyone wait for a long time."

Everyone took three steps back neatly, making way for a large clearing full of crab carcasses.

Even in a magical place like Yanhui Mountain, where even the Warlock Uncle's natal skill would fail, it didn't prevent everyone's desire to survive from still maintaining the wall crack they deserved.

The corners of Sikong's mouth twitched,

"Uncle Warlock, are you coming to the lecture too... Who is so bold as to force you to do such a thing?? ”

"(~ ̄▽ ̄)~" Uncle Warlock's emoji is back online, "No, I asked to come and listen after I heard about it, I just think that the complex emotions of pure material creatures are very helpful to me to improve my compatibility with the material plane - I've been practicing merging with a new mount recently, and I've encountered some small problems, this should be an opportunity, after all, knowledge changes fate - and my luck has been very good lately, and my intuition is very accurate-, hey, the phantom transformation mistake just now was completely an accident, It's normal to get a little motion sickness after so many times in reverse, right? ”

Shen Daru's face was full of dignified decency,

"See, this is the knowledge that you disdain, but I don't know that your disdain will always be somewhat...... The species can't get it! ”

The warlock pointed at Shen Daru,

"Teacher, I think you are suspected of racism - but you are right, emotions are always the first thing that spirits need to learn, although it is difficult."

I don't understand what you're talking about at all!

- But I have to finish this beep, and it fits perfectly.

Shen Daru maintained an unfathomable smile and nodded kindly.

Everyone looked at each other and was powerless to complain.

Sikong closed his eyes in pain,

"Can you start lecturing?"

"Okay, let's start the first lesson of the day: the definition of love!"

"'Belonging, can't be served, Huaide is in love, but he hates himself' - love is the manifestation of two people's mutual love action, which has different definitions in different eras, and the modern definition is that two people regardless of gender are based on certain conditions and the ideal of life in common love, and form the most sincere admiration for each other in their hearts, and desire each other to become their lifelong partners The strongest, most stable, and most dedicated emotional ......"

In less than two minutes, this course, which had a pre-cataclysmic rate of more than 98 percent, catalyzed a few poor children into drowsy.

Sikong touched a crab claw from Song Qingyun's plate, put it in his mouth and bit it, yawning and nodding.

Zhao Ziyu evolved from a blank face to a frightened face - mother, this young master won't want to listen to Baidu Encyclopedia for N class hours here, right?

Only the warlock listened with relish, and from time to time he looked at Shen Daru with the scarlet ghost fire in his deep hood, and let out a gentle laugh of "ho ho ho".

Often at this time, Mr. Shen will be hit with goosebumps by this smile, and he will have to pause for at least ten seconds to remember what he should say next, and another ten seconds to remember what he said before.

Half an hour later, Lin Chou poked half of his head out of the store with a frying pan,

"Hey, why are there so many people all of a sudden!"

All:......

"Forget it, how do you feel?"

Sikong stared blankly with two eyes, smacking the crab claws in his mouth,

"The taste is okay, it's just too spicy."

Lin Choule said,

"Who asked you about crabs, I mean how did you listen to the class, and besides, it's not good for you to eat crabs in the morning."

Shen Daru, who was left aside, was angry, and knocked on the small blackboard borrowed from Lin Chou's house,

"Pay attention to your attitude! Or do you want to change to Lord Qingyu to teach you personally? Are you having fun?! ”

Song Qingyun followed and said,

"That's it, it's okay to skin it, but it's definitely not okay to skin tens of thousands!"

How can this kind of solemn moment be missing,

"I have a leather bag, not very good, but very leather."

Shen Daru was possessed by the god of anger at this moment, and the majesty of the master was fully opened,

"I'll tell you, I have Lord Sikong and Lord Qingyu behind me... And Lord Zhao! Take the test immediately after today's class, and those who fail will be deducted credits! After all the lessons are over, all those who do not meet the score will retake the course! You have failed my expectations, and I have failed the trust of Lord Qingyu, Lord Sikong Yu, Lord Zhao! I! Shen Daru! Don't be a dishonest person! ”

Zhao Ziyu and Sikong trembled under their obscenity.

Huang Dashan was indignant,

"That's it, do you know why the leather bag is so long, and it's not because you live up to its expectations!!"

Lin Chou: "......"

Sikong: "......"

Zhao Ziyu "......"

Shen Daru: "......"

The crab shells sprayed all over the ground, and the guys who were listening were rolling on the ground laughing undisciplinedly.

Shen Daru was almost angry on the spot,

"You, you, you... You guys... The old man is ashamed of you! ”

It's just a mouthpiece, Shen Daru doesn't have the courage to really provoke the ramming goods in front of him.

Xiucai meets Bing.

I had eaten a lot of money in his hands before, and the scene of brushing the car for this cargo at his age is still vivid.

However, Shen Daru decided on the spot:

After going back, I have to check the information for three days and three nights, and the seven and a half libraries now have their own second-level permissions, and they must find out all the information about love, no, and feelings before the catastrophe, and turn it into the thickest textbook in history - Sikong, a closed disciple, the old man has received it!

Hehe, how can such a life-changing lesson be enough for just eighteen lessons?

"Keep going with the lesson! Ahem, where did I just go......"

"Skin..."

"Shut up!"

Lin Chou was looking at it happily, and kept squeezing his eyebrows at Sikong.

See, this is the end of offending Ben Shuai!

A slender hand suddenly pressed on Lin Chou's shoulder and pulled him back,

"My rice."

"Oh oh..."

Lin Chou honestly returned to the kitchen with the pan again.

Then, Leng Han secretly glanced at the kitchen door several times, and quietly moved to the old position by the window where she often sits.

- Well, Comrade Ah Leng is actually a very nostalgic person.

Leng Han propped up his hands to support his chin, looked at the ham and bacon swaying in the wind above the window, and tilted his ears slightly.