Chapter 905: Big-breasted Sister Who Succeeds in Academics (Thanks to Erha's Little Brother Wan Reward~)
Perhaps because the dual fatigue value of mental and physical body had reached the upper limit, Lin Chou and Huang Dashan slept directly after returning to Yanhui Mountain.
(Someone: ??? )
Not...
It was Lin Chou and Huang Dashan who slept in a faint sky...
Bah!
Balls of sacks, crossed out and crossed out.
Lin Chou was in the tree house, and Huang Dashan was on the Pangolin, and they slept separately and in the dark.
Wu Ke and Xiao Yourong waited all day, but they still couldn't escape the fate of starvation.
Wu Ke pondered and said,
"Or..."
Su Yourong looked scared and directly interrupted him,
"Don't even think about it! I, Su Yourong, will not eat what you make even if I starve to death! ”
It's scary to think about - have you ever seen a normal person stir-fry and cook with rubber heads, droppers, beakers, burning spoons, separating funnels and crucibles?
In Su Yourong's opinion, these terrible "tools" should be the standard for old witches wearing high hats and riding brooms in some fairy tales, and witches eat children!
The night is long, and the saddest thing is not to sleep unintentionally, but to be so hungry that I can't sleep.
Yanhui Mountain was empty, except for Huang Dashan's Pangolin, the others had already returned to the base city in a hurry.
Wu Ke and Su Yourong sat pitifully on the threshold with their legs crossed and squatted on the threshold, sighing with one sigh at a time.
Wu Ke suddenly said nervously,
"I'm probably hallucinating from hunger, everything I see right now is green!"
Su Yourong: "......"
Scientist Wu, it's probably time for your IQ to top up.
Su Yourong found a fruit in the fragrant red bean bushes glowing with fresh green light and threw it to Wu Ke - so many glowing fragrant red beans grow here, it's strange that they are not green.
Wu Ke burped very calmly,
"No, no..."
In the past two months, Boss Lin has been unreliable and has gone offline a bit too much, and Wu Ke has eaten this thing a lot, and he is about to eat out of the psychological shadow.
Su Yourong's little face was about to wrinkle together, and he swallowed his saliva hard,
"Eat, I'll go to bed after eating this, and I'll have something delicious when I wake up tomorrow morning!" Big meat buns, beef offal soup, raw porridge, XO sauce noodles, big steak, braised fat sausage..."
Please don't say it - Wu Ke suddenly had a sentence that MMP didn't know whether to say or not.
The two of them were entangled and didn't want it, and suddenly the voice of the big-breasted sister came from behind,
"Yes? Yourong eats! ”
How high the two guys jumped,
"What!"
"Eaten? Have something to eat?? ”
At the back door of the kitchen, Rolling and the four dogs were each holding an oversized elbow and gnawing, hot and fragrant.
Especially the four dogs, the dog's face is full of happiness.
Even if the customers usually make a lot of money, the four dogs are just mixing some bones and gnawing on the big boss and then catching a few white-tailed moles to satisfy their hunger.
But the absence of the head of the house is completely different, every time Lin Chou is absent, it is the time to improve the food.
The big-breasted sister can always make some big fish and meat out unexpectedly, and give some special care to the weak, poor and helpless four dogs.
Wu Ke saw that the elbows of the rolling and the four dogs were blue,
"Boom... We... Also eat big elbows? Fat spots absolutely don't matter! ”
The big-breasted sister swept over with a look, and the "evil shape and evil state" in her eyes almost lifted Wu Ke's head,
"That's the ration specially prepared by the boss for Lord Rolling, do you dare to try it with a hair?"
The eyes of the rolling adults also fell on Wu Ke,
"Huh?"
It simply lay on its back on the ground, and began to shake seriously with its short, fat legs.
The big elbow with skin that was almost seven or eight meters long honestly floated above the rolling, automatically floating to the mouth, and only after the rolling full bite did it float farther away.
Rolling beauty chirped, and suddenly, its small eyes hidden in dark circles suddenly radiated a sharp light.
"Whew!"
With a finger of the bear's paw, the elbow slowly rotated in mid-air with the stick bone as the center, and some of the tiny hairs hidden in the flesh were pulled out of thin air and thrown away.
Wu Ke: "......"
Niang Xipi, what a trick "anti-gravity plucking"!
If you can advance to the "Anti-gravity Goose Plucking Technique", presumably Boss Blackheart Lin should be ecstatic...
The big-breasted sister climbed up her tumbling neck to help it re-lay the pink pockets that were folded together so that the oil would not drip on the fur.
That's why I said,
"Let's go, let's go eat too."
In the coconut tree shack, a pot full of red pieces of meat was boiling on the small charcoal stove.
Wu Ke Daxi,
"Wow... Beef? Is this beef? ”
Su Yourong wrinkled,
"Hmph, eat and drink all day long! I still want to eat beef! ”
Wu Ke has long been immune to attacks of this level, and the thickness of his face is at least a third-order foundation.
"Hey... I'll just talk about it... Where can I get beef here..."
Like the face of Scientist Wu, the cattle on Yanhui Mountain are also starting from the third order.
Wu Ke just thought about it - even when Lin Chou steamed the buns, Wu Ke had to stay away.
If you can't keep the materials used at a high level, he will be flushed by the smell of meat, and it will be too replenished.
The big-breasted sister rubbed her hands and posed out three bowls, as if she was still a little expectant and apprehensive.
"This is our tribe's favorite method, dry roast venison, there is room to taste whether it is delicious or not."
The big-breasted sister missed,
"Before I became a prayer maid, there was a time when I helped in the tribal kitchen, and the dry-roasted venison made by Grandma Chisun was particularly delicious, but she refused to teach me - alas, she threw me out of the kitchen and forbade me to enter the kitchen again, and I don't know why!"
Su Yourong: "......"
Wu Ke: "......"
Is this not a bald lice on the head, with your skills in smashing dishes, you can use your kitchen, except for our big boss Lin, there is definitely no second one!
Sister Big Breasts Says,
"But Grandma Chisun doesn't know, I have already learned the practice of dry roasted venison, and it is not for nothing to eat so many dishes from the boss, I have secretly learned something, well, you Mingguang have a saying-eat the bowl and look at the pot!"
Wu Su and the others: "??? ”
Hey, eating the bowl and looking at the pot turned out to be used like this.
Wu Ke is a little afraid to put down his chopsticks, the topic of self-taught is completely unreliable in the eyes of a scientific researcher like him, just like Mingguang's civil science, he will always drum up some suffocating things.
When it comes to civil science, of course, Uncle Warlock is a different matter.
At the level of the warlock uncle, he can study something casually, and the scientific research institute has not been able to eat it for decades - such as the source crystal cannon, and the latest version of the source crystal Barrett used in the beast tide.
But...
The aroma of this special venison is in the dark middle of the night, and there is no way to refuse!
Spelled~
Comrade Xiao Wu picked a piece of meat with tendons, flesh and skin and put it in his mouth.
"Hiss ~ hot ~"
It can be eaten, this is the meat of the waste wood deer, it should still be the "leftovers" under the waist ribs, the texture of the meat is oblique, and it is a little long.
Unexpectedly, the taste can be said to be quite good.
The meat tumbling in the thick soup has an intriguing dry aroma, the meat oozing out of the fat rather than the juice, and accompanied by a compound aroma of Chinese herbs that Wu Ke can't speak.
Then Wu Ke subconsciously felt that something was wrong - there are too few people who can use Chinese herbal medicine these days, and they won't eat the bachelor's degree, right? ?
Wu Ke carefully organized the language,
"That's... Akagi-sama... Your spices... Are you sure you found it in Brother Sorrow's kitchen? ”
Su Yourong was struggling with a piece of bone-in rib meat, whimpering and having no time to speak, and rolled his delicate little eyes at Wu Ke.
The big-breasted sister thought about it,
"No, some of them I picked myself, and some of them could be sent by the old man with his livestock - he lives in saline land and desert, and these spices are not near Mingguang."
Wu Ke's brain buzzed, and when he touched his nose, two nosebleeds.
"Sister... Eldest sister... What the hell did you put it in..."
In addition to the fact that his nose was a little itchy, Wu Ke felt that everything in his body was hot and dry.
The big-breasted sister looked at the little face of Zhenghuan who was eating, and then looked at Wu Ke,
"It's okay to have tolerance, so the spices are absolutely fine! Our tribe eats a lot every day! Well, you won't even be able to eat first-order waste wood venison, will you! ”
Xiao Yourong and the big-breasted sister said with disdain in unison,
"Heh, man~"
Wu Ke: "......"
Su Yourong can't compare with him at all, his physique makes it so fragrant that the little girl eats it, even if it is money, meat and other high-level things, she can eat them casually!
He found two pieces of paper and stuffed his nose - it seemed that he didn't feel anything wrong except for a nosebleed?
"Isn't it really a supplement?"
Wu Ke picked up a piece of meat again and stuffed it into his mouth, the shredded meat was very fine and flexible, and the faint smoky taste would feel very comfortable, especially the venison did not have a little fat on it, but the inside would be filled with just the right amount of moisturizing oil, which made Wu Ke feel that Chi Qi was actually very talented as a chef.
There is no worsening posture of nosebleeds, and there is nothing wrong with Wu Ke.
So while eating, he tore open a piece of venison, and found that there was a regular circle of dark marks from the surface of the meat that gradually penetrated inward, which seemed to be scorch marks.
Su Yourong asked the doubts in Wu Ke's heart,
"This venison is roasted?"
Sister Big Breasts Says,
"Of course, the practice of our tribe is to hunt back the live deer and not kill the bloodletting, which is similar to when the boss made air-dried yaks, forcing the deer blood into the meat and then breaking it into large pieces, using more fat parts, such as the belly and neck, and even the belt bones are roasted over a high fire with walnut wood and pepper wood, and baked until the outside is charred and black, and the fat on the surface disappears and the inside is half-cooked, and the hair on the skin is clean."
"After that, cut it into large pieces and use it for some days... The spices and herbs collected by the people of the tribe are boiled and soaked in water to remove the smell of blood, and after soaking thoroughly..."
Wu Ke interrupted,
"What kind of herbs are they?"
Su Yourong pouted,
"If you can't eat it, you just can!"
Sister Big Breasts Says,
"Hmm, you still know the name of the herb? There is a kind of light that I have heard you call Morinda Heaven, but in our tribe it is called Corneye Vine. ”
Wu Ke nodded and breathed a sigh of relief,
"Oh oh, Morinda my God, this one is fine..."
"And then there's the goblin."
Wu Ke: "!! ”
Researcher Wu looked confused.
The bear goblin isn't a medicinal herb, so shouldn't there be a slime coming out of the back?!
Or, Dwarven Blacksmith? Groot?
"And the Chicken Blood Vine."
"Horn flower."
I haven't heard of these two things Wu Ke, maybe the names are different, but it sounds like the painting style is very formal, much stronger than what bear goblins.
Akatsumi said,
"And the yellow-boned wolf, gone."
Wu Ke: ●| ̄|_
"Wild... Is it the Ancient Level... The kind that hits the king and eight explosions?? ”
Because he is in a place like a scientific research institute, Wu Ke has the time and conditions to fully study things such as the solitary version number, the original game disk, and the USB flash drive before the cataclysm.
When he heard this name, he immediately made up the picture of a group of muscular and tattooed women screaming and rushing towards a poor big turtle with a volcano on their backs, chopping melons and chopping vegetables, and happily carrying the "wild wolf" to soak in water and stew venison.
He had seen a game video before the cataclysm, in which the big Wang Ba translated it looked like the surname "An", in other words, it was more ancient and lofty, Wu Ke always felt that it seemed more reasonable to call it "Negative Yue".
Sister Big Breasts doesn't know what this thing is talking about, she can't understand it at all, who knows what weird ingredients are churning in the mind of this alternative tech nerd.
Wu Ke was a little relieved, except for the "bear goblin" and "wild wolf", there didn't seem to be anything too out of the ordinary—although he actually didn't know what those things were.
In this cataclysmic age full of living corpses and beasts, it sounds safe enough, doesn't it?
So Comrade Xiao Wu enjoyed the delicious venison in front of him with more peace of mind.
Su Yourong smiled happily, his little face was stained with oil,
"Sister Chiqi, the venison is delicious, hehe, or I'll talk to the wet tiger, and you can also apprentice~"
Big breasted sister: "......"
Naive child, do you think that after I broke the plate that can only be counted in tons, Blackheart Lin will be willing to let me go like this.
But thinking about the Blood God, Akagi is full of happiness.
(Well, where the Blood God is, I'll be there.) )
Wu Ke stuffed his mouth full of meat, there was a problem again,
"Since there is so much soup, why should it be called dry roast?"
The big-breasted sister was in a good mood and explained,
"Because I didn't put the water in it, I used green onions, ginger, garlic, onions, water celery, and radish slices to put the venison on the bottom, and the soup was all vegetables and venison, and I also put some wine in it."
"Oh, that's it~"
The big-breasted sister glanced at the roof of the coconut tree hut with palpitations.
Usually, she saw that her boss's wine boiled a dish that was very spectacular and fragrant, so she also took the altar of Qingquan Mountain and tried it.
Ahem, it's a blessing that the roof is still there.
They don't have any wine in the sinkhole, so it's inevitable that they will make a small mistake when they use it for cooking for the first time.
Overall, this dish is quite successful, and if she practices it a few more times, Sister Big Breasts feels that she can completely try it for the Lord who worships the Blood God.
Thinking of this, Chi Qi stole a glance at Wu Ke - if this stupid male creature didn't have anything abnormal after tonight.
Wu Ke ate and drank enough, and his nosebleeds were gone, and he stretched his waist in satisfaction.
"Sleep and sleep, hehe, Wu is here to thank Sister Big Breasts for saving her life~"