Chapter 914: The Poorly Forgotten Man
If you don't consider the sudden extra two pairs of B cups, Li Heigou's encounter can only be regarded as a tragicomedy-level basic plot at best, but if you add these four Naiko, it is completely possible to win the regular supporting role in a horror film.
As for what the hell's Yanfu-
You can paste it when you smell it, and it's too late for such a woman Li Heigou to hide.
Huang Dashan groaned, and then sighed,
"It's just a daddy template born with holy light, why are those scum scum who only have two nako fighting with you?"
So Li Heigou's willingness to kill Prince Huang on the spot was even more cracked.
Everyone didn't understand how Prince Huang's brain circuit was long - otherwise we were all poor people, how could we become Prince Huang, and even the shape of the brain circuit is estimated to be a neatly arranged "show" word.
Under the nonsense of the mountain master, Li Heigou's freshness was completely led astray without turning around in everyone's mouths.
emmmmmm, the main cataclysm is not uncommon in this year, even if Li Heigou comes to the mountains with a fox head and a wolf head, it will definitely not be as good as XXX casually overturning a rare beast and selling tens of thousands of circulation points This topic has attracted a lot of attention.
When it comes to topics, wine, women, and circulation points are the eternal leitmotif of hunters.
Of course, all the evolutionaries who came to Yanhui Mountain would consciously and voluntarily omit the middle one in front of Prince Huang.
No matter how experienced you are, you can't conjure up a woman who can stabilize the Queen of Luanshan, so why bother to be unhappy.
"One more bowl!" The prince slammed the bowl on the table, and his sleeve served as a towel to wipe the oil star on the corner of his mouth, "The last time I ate noodles and ate so much was when I was on the southern seashore, I caught a tender big yellow croaker - that big yellow flower, old and beautiful." β
Huang Dashan was nostalgic to a mouthful of saliva,
"Fry some chopped green onions in oil, and the boiled wide noodles can make people eat all the tongues."
Bao Er also mixed a big old bowl of chicken fir oil noodles, first took a very pleasant sip of hazelnut chicken and chicken fir soup, and then mixed the noodles in the bowl vigorously,
"No, no, no, you have to eat dry noodles to eat noodles, the hand-rolled alkaline noodles are full of gluten, shining and shining, you must use chopsticks to pick it high and mix it well, even the simplest scallion oil noodles can make others hungry."
Bao Er took a sip, and there had to be a small half bowl of weight, and then his expression could be said to be quite hideous, "angry eyes".
Shan Ye said,
"You know a fart, noodle soup is the king, the original soup turns into the original food, what the ancestors told us is right."
"Hey, that mountain master, how many bowls are you in?"
β......β
Su Yourong showed a pair of radiant eyes from behind the noodle bowl that was bigger than her head, staring at Huang Dashan left and right with great interest.
Huang Dashan panicked - this is the so-called short mouth of eating people, if you dare to pop out half a word, I am afraid that Su Yourong's frying pan mold collection will be richer.
There was a shout outside,
"Boss Lin, add vegetables! Braised beef intestines, radish side dishes, large stewed meat, gourked meat! β
Lin Chou agreed,
"Okay~"
Of course, the evolutionaries were not satisfied with eating a few bowls of soup with mixed noodles, and the people outside said in a consultative tone,
"Boss Lin, tomorrow will steam a few more drawers of steamed buns and pack them, everyone is ready to have breakfast and go around the wilderness, and want to try their luck if they go farther."
Lin Chou pondered,
"No problem, if you guys can give me a good night's sleep~"
A large group of evolutionaries suddenly let out a laugh of understanding-
"Look, okay, you're just, why don't you sleep tonight, which dog is panting louder, Lao Tzu directly analized him, snoring? It doesn't exist at all! β
"Yes, yes, that's it."
"Hey, when did you start to be able to book breakfast here with our Sea Emperor, full of happiness."
While talking, a few more groups of people followed and ordered, and naturally the so-called big stew, that is, stewed black mountain wild boar in a big pot, was indispensable.
The big stew has become the most popular dish in Yanhui Mountain in addition to pig blood soup and beef offal soup, and hunters almost regard the big stew as a "rice" to fill their stomachs.
The taste and side dishes of the big stew are completely randomly matched according to Lin Chou's mood, but most of them will be maitake mushrooms, potatoes, and pu vegetables, and the taste is mainly spicy, and a large pot is basically the weight of half a black mountain wild boar, and there is no need to wait for the goods to be available at any time, and the price is close to the people and cheap to suffocation.
A large stew of meat sent to the evolutionary is about ten catties and twenty catties, and the price is only one hundred circulation points - even the salt-baked chicken costs two hundred and five, what is the difference between this and giving it away for nothing?
The most representative is the "leftover" products of all parts of the cattle except for the tomahawk steak: beef offal soup, braised beef intestines, salty stone fried meat...
Don't even think about it anywhere else, the hairs on the high-level alien beasts are eager to be counted and sold one by one.
Lin Chou's helpless "blood and tears" have become a huge "shining point" in the eyes of the hunters, so this group of guys are shouting "black-hearted forest" and "iron rooster" or something, and the number of times they come over is not only not less, but more and more frequent.
It wasn't until five o'clock in the afternoon that the people from the base city came to an end, and in addition to a full meal of chicken fir oil noodles, everyone packed at least N bottles of chicken fir oil for emergencies.
Hunters can easily make fires in the wilderness, lest they attract hordes of exotic beasts, unless they have some confidence or find a suitable, hidden spot.
If you don't have to spend the night in the wilderness, you'll have nothing but dry barbecue and all the dry food you've brought from the base city - pick one out of the hunter and ask him what is the most unbearable thing when he goes out on a mission, and nine times out of ten the answer will be about three meals in the wilderness.
The last meal of barbecue and the next meal of dry food, 365 days a year, as long as the task is full of this thing, there are not a few people who eat psychological shadows, with these chicken fir oil, it is much better to bring a few bread steamed buns than to eat barbecue.
Lin Chou's price for half-liter canned chicken fir oil is 600 circulation points, which is very cheap, with a limit of one can per person per day.
Even so, the chicken fir oil boiled in the afternoon still brought him an income of 970,000 circulation points.
Huang Dashan couldn't say anything about this,
"Lin Zi, you are ruining the market, if you sell this thing for a cabbage price, you are not afraid of other restaurants to buy it and take it back and use it casually?"
Lin Chou shrugged,
"I have the chicken fir here, and the bright light is so big, if they can lose this person, I don't care at all."
Huang Dashan pondered for a while, I'm afraid that from today onwards, whether the chicken fir of Quan Mingguang is produced here or not, it will be rewarded with the label of Yan Huishan, and it can't be wiped off.
"Besides, this thing has such a large output, it can't rot in the groundβBao Eryi will go back to the base city and bring some points to the alley."
"Okay," Bao Er agreed, and suddenly slapped his head, "Oh no, that bowl of coconut milk jelly is still in the car!" β
Bao Er ran out with a fire, that thing is hundreds of thousands of circulation points, maybe it will be tossed into the box.
After a while, Bao Er came in with a strange face holding a white porcelain bowl that was still bubbling with a hint of cool air.
"Brother Chou, I think you must be much more reliable than those old guys who don't eat and don't pull when you go to the scientific research institute, this box is not some black technology, right?"
Except for a few cracks on the surface, the coconut milk jelly in the white porcelain bowl can be said to be intact, and there is basically no difference from the one Lin Chou just took out.
system
"Di, according to the judgment of this system, the test fully meets the standard and slightly exceeds, and the takeaway business can enter the trial operation stage.
At present, the dishes that can be delivered: except for pig blood soup, fire tomahawk steak, and dragon and tiger fight.
Current delivery range: Mingguang.
Delivery person: Bao Er.
Miscellaneous: To be added.
Note: It is recommended that the host be merciful, please be sure not to have the idea of arrears of wages for new employees, which will make the system feel very embarrassed and swoon. β
Lin Chou: "......"
the dog beep system, you tell Lao Tzu clearly, hey, when did we owe employee wages...
Balls of sacks?
It seems, it seems, it's like, it's probably really in arrearsβ
Ahem!
Lin Chou glanced at Chi Qi, who seemed to be aware.
It is impossible to have a salary, it is impossible to have a salary in this life, and the efforts of sweating while eating are the water that your Blood God Clan had in their brains at the beginning...
What is not good to worship, but I chose such a foodie with a sketch style.
Lin Chou said to Bao Er,
"You know this business well, right? Do you want me to make some banners? β
Bao Er laughed,
"Leave it to me, forgot what we're doing? I'm Bao Er, but I'm a news seller, so why don't you worry about this kind of thing - ah yes, it's best to have a radio in the store, otherwise I won't be able to contact you to prepare food. β
"Okay, I'll leave it to you."
Lin Chou really didn't think that there would be too much business in the base city, and his attitude was quite casual - it was still the money of the evolutionary that was easy to make, faster than the robbery.
Huang Dashan sighed and didn't speak.
(This kid is not a piece of business material)
...
Sinkhole, atavistic place.
The entire crystal dome was covered with snow.
Ji Tang looked up with his back to the sky, his eyes glazed over, and the snow flakes melted on his face into droplets and flowed to the ground, condensing into hard ice crystals after a few seconds.
There seemed to be some kind of strange flash in Ji Tang's eyes, and he muttered,
"It's so warm... It's like going back home... Hey... It's the first few days..."
The frozen ice from the melting of the snowflakes on his body had completely frozen his clothes and hair on the ground, indicating that the man had been lying there for at least a few days.
A woman's voice came from the side,
"Three days? Or five days... It feels like soaking in the hot springs while watching the snow, it's so beautiful..."
The other man said,
"Snow? It's sweet! Top dog... Aren't you hungry..."
Ji Tang was confused for a while,
"Hungry? Why be hungry? Oh, I don't think I haven't eaten in a long time, right..."
"I..."
"I'll lie down for a while, five minutes, and in five minutes I'll go catch a strange beast and come back, roast it and eat it."
"It's strange, I always feel like I've forgotten something."
Mingyue said,
"Boss... I seem to smell the smell of barbecue..."
"Me too."
"I..."
Ji Tang: "I'll lie down for another five minutes... Five minutes is fine..."
Not far from this team, the tender yellow super giant chicken cub spewed a large amount of flames from its mouth, burning a hundred-meter-long half-crocodile dragon to the point that only charred bones remained, and happily picked up the bones and "rolled" into a nest made entirely of various bones.
After some patchwork, the giant chicken cub was finally satisfied, twisted his ass to shake off the snowflakes on his body, and sat on it.
"Goo-goo..."
The chick looked up at the dome and tilted its head in waiting.
...
Outside the "wall separation" of the atavistic land, Niulan Mountain has finally recently gotten rid of the influence of the maggot-like tender yellow flame of the tarsal bone and recovered some of its physical strength.
His body was covered with the footprints of various strange beasts, countless wounds of all sizes, and his clothes were completely reduced to strips of rags, exuding the foul smell of feces.
Lying here for so many days, all kinds of strange beasts have not patronized his business.
Niulan Mountain leans against the invisible "air wall",
"Niang Xipi, no matter what you are, Lao Tzu has already been married to you!"
He had just tried various methods, and he couldn't get through this "wall".
"I don't believe it yet..."
Niu Lanshan casually touched a stone from the ground,
"Walk you!"
The stone swished and disappeared, as if it had traveled to another dimension.
Niu Lanshan's eyes widened suddenly,
"Where did you go?"
"Like those strange beasts, did you really go to another world?"
"No, no, it's definitely not like that."
"Could it be that this area has some connection with the Void Beast, strange, then why did you keep me out - this wall still has fingerprint recognition?"
Niu Lanshan thought as he casually threw all kinds of things to the wall, and his mind wandered.
The stones and branches around him were quickly thrown away, and Niu Lanshan, who was in a trance, casually took an object from his body, whoosh~
"it!" Niu Lanshan instantly realized that something was wrong, "What did I do, my unlimited walkie-talkie..."
...
"Smack!"
A pitch-black thing slammed into Ji Tang's face, Ji Tang didn't bother to move at all, and squinted his eyes at Niulan Mountain across the wall.
"Hehe, fool."
Side
"What's wrong?"
"What... Stuff..."
Ji Tang said lazily,
"A walkie-talkie or something? The guy out there, he's not gone yet. β
β......β
"Oh."
There was silence for a while.
An eerie conversation began under the dome:
"Why go, how nice it is here, and the scenery is beautiful."
"I don't have to go out on a mission, I don't have to work, I don't have to think about anything, I can see this snow scene for ten years."
"You would have starved to death by then."
"Hungry? I don't feel hungry anymore..."
"Wait, Boss, what did you just say he threw in?"
"Did I say that... Think about it... Look at the shape should be a walkie-talkie..."
"Oh... It turned out to be a walkie-talkie..."
"We seem to have brought a walkie-talkie with us, but then?"
β... Eaten by a half-crocodile. β
"What is the walkie-talkie for?"
"Stupid, of course it's for talking to the base city."
"In the Nightmare Zone, that thing is a brick."
"Can you be quiet, the snow is so beautiful~"
"yes, it's beautiful."
"Shhhh
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