Someone who was beaten into a mess finally had a chance to turn over, and while everyone was still in a daze, he squirmed and rolled on the ground, and left this dangerous circle far away.

Huang Dashan opened his mouth,

"I said Uncle Niu? How did it come to this... Hey... Who are these people... Why does it look a little familiar..."

That is, sympathy on the face, I am happy in my heart, and there is no one on the mountain who is sincere.

Black Army?

Shh~

What's more, this old guy is not a good bird, watching him gloat and gloating is the right way to watch strongly.

Niu Lan Mountain opened his mouth and came,

"What Uncle Niu, call Big Brother!"

No, your Uncle Niu can be injured but can't stand this grievance~

Huang Dashan pinched his nose and approached Niulan Mountain, which had a very strange taste, and said,

"Tsk, what are you doing here, is there such a mission with such a high danger index, and all the big ones from the black and sunken seas are stumbling?"

Niu Lanshan was silent, and he didn't dare to speak at all when he heard the mockery.

(I'm not a big man, I'm just a salted fish that picks up people's teeth.) ）

(The danger index in the wilderness is not high at all, but your Uncle Niu's recent bad luck index has obviously exploded.) ）

As he spoke, he glanced at the warlock who was grooming an oversized.

Not to mention that Niu Lanshan's salted fish is like a salted fish now, even if it is full of electricity, he doesn't dare to blow up his hair, his three-legged cat ability is both magical and bullish in the eyes of others, and it is not worth mentioning in front of the top masters in the industry like Uncle Warlock, which is nothing to laugh at.

Huang Dashan didn't embarrass Uncle Niu - the main thing is that Uncle Niu's taste is really pungent and spicy now, and he is in no mood.

Shan Ye thought deeply about the five-person group for a second,

"Oh, Ji Ji Ji Ji..."

"Himedo, thank you."

Huang Dashan patted his head,

"Oh, Captain Jitang, hey, are the people of Wolf City so fierce??"

Ji Tang also said that he didn't want to speak, tilting his head and drifting towards Uncle Niu's eyes, obviously complaining.

"I haven't gone far at all."

"We've crashed into a place—"

"I'm about to be deprived of the ability to think!"

"I can't get out at all, I don't have anything to eat at all, I almost starved to death!"

"At first, I was hungry and couldn't move, then I was so hungry that I couldn't move, and then I didn't want to move no matter how hungry I was!"

"Hell yes!"

"Tens of thousands of strange beasts are fighting where we are lying corpses!"

"Have you ever seen a half-crocodile more than a hundred meters long?"

"Have you ever seen a giant chicken cub dozens of meters tall - a mouthful of fire turned all the strange beasts into barbecue, hey!"

Everyone nodded as if they were eating rice.

Huang Dashan's eyes rolled,

"Did you meet that chicken, too? Actually came back alive? I was lucky to have lost only one arm! It's amazing, maybe you're the one who kills with blood? Coquettish operation! ”

"Captain Ji, you don't know what happened to the group of guys who met the big yellow chicken last time - did you bring some loot or something?"

"Friendly reminder, the thing on that big yellow chicken, even a foot hair can be worth the price of your arm!"

Ji Tang wanted to curse.

I'm still bloody... Rue?

Why don't I still have a silver moon flatbread with a collar on my face!

He said quietly,

"No, the arm was torn off by the teleportation turbulence when Uncle Warlock brought us back."

"Cough..."Huang Dashan choked for a moment, "Well, the character is still strong, otherwise wouldn't it be very aggrieved to tear off the head?" ”

“......”

Huang Dashan successfully talked to death.

However, the rest of the five-person group still intermittently made up for the incident—including the experience report and Uncle Niu's "private" experience outside the circle.

Huang Dashan silently helped Uncle Niu up and let him sit in the chair of the willow pavilion, and thoughtfully put his remaining leg on another chair.

"This position is absolutely comfortable, you mourn..."

Of course, Uncle Niu's tragic experience, what's so strange about losing a leg and half an ass, as long as you are willing to give up the essence of the magic plant, you will return a brand new thigh in minutes~

Lin Chou had a weak expression on his face, and came out with two large pots of jellyfish soup and pig blood soup on a tray.

Huang Dashan snorted,

"Hey, the story you just told is wonderful, why did you just come out!"

Lin Chou: emmmmmmmmmm

Can't, can't, afraid of being beaten, afraid of being beaten.

As long as I dodge well enough, the attention of the five-person group will not be able to catch up with me.

Lin Chou said seriously with quite rigorous acting skills,

"Well, the injury is not too serious, drink more, these two pots are my apologies...... I'm in for a treat. ”

Ji Tang was moved to tears,

"Thank you~"

"Boss Lin, let me tell you, I've been lying there for more than ten days, and what I think about the most is your dog meat pot, that taste is just..."

"Cough cough!" Lin Chou almost didn't cough up half of his lungs.

Ya, still eat dog meat pot?

I don't want to give you Daosai rice cakes anymore... Bah... Pepper sprouts baked purple cloud snails!

"Boss Lin, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Chou waved his hand weakly, "No, it's okay." ”

Niu Lanshan also said in a very sighing tone,

"Really, I, Niu Lanshan, have been working for the Black Army all my life, and when I was almost dying, I realized that I needed my own life, the kind of life of a pot of tea and a newspaper."

Ji Tang picked it up,

"yes, yes, I didn't even investigate this mission and almost put myself in it, my face... I'm so tired and want to retire..."

It's okay not to say this, but as soon as I say that Niulan Mountain's superiority comes up,

"Tsk, life is Mingguang, death is Mingguang's death, and you still want to retire on the day when Mingguang can't climb until you can't climb? Our coastal defense line is different, facing the sea in spring~"

“......”

mmp！ Am I pretty? Do you hear me, I'm pretty!

Do you have such a talk?

Can you still have a good chat?

Ji Tang's five-person nose is crooked, if this nose is not given by his parents, it will have to be sent to after-sales maintenance.

The big-breasted sister who had been listening to it for a long time suddenly became very rare to be "pleasant" to a man other than her own big boss.

"Himedo, huh? Did you just say that the place where your accident happened was near the sinkhole? ”

The eyes of the big-breasted sister were full of hope.

Ji Tang lay on the ground and looked up - eh, I'll go, this chest that speaks... Ah no, this boobs can speak!

(Cross out, cross out.) ）

Uh-huh!

Who is the person who is speaking, what is it that obscures my eyes, and why can't I see her face?

Ji Tang nodded deeply,

"Yes, it's definitely near the sinkhole, we got lost there at first, although we can't see it, but there is the smell of water, it's very heavy."

The joy on the face of the big-breasted sister is stronger,

"Sure enough, the people of the tribe are still there..."

Ji Tang asked,

"What did you say?"

The big-breasted sister laughed, she actually laughed,

"It's nothing, thank you~"

I ran to brush the dishes very happily, touching the four dogs while brushing, and the four dogs touched the plate residue on their heads.

Akatsumi: "Boss, after work, I want to advance a jar of wine, a mention of beer, and a mention of ice Kole!" ”

What to use for advances?

Nonsense, of course, it is paid with the life that is destined to be wasted on Yanhui Mountain anyway.

Everyone: "......"

I knock?

Am I blind?

Can you be pampered if you are hurt?

Huang Dashan leaned over with an obscene face and said to Ji Tang,

"Big-breasted brother, big-breasted D, Master Shan, I have long said that if you don't die in a big disaster, there will be a blessing after (yan), look at it, you don't want to do something at this time?"

“？”

Huang Dashan whispered,

"Treat, some people are clearly hinting that they want to drink, and only when they are drunk do they have a chance, this is the olive branch of Hongguoguo!"

Ji Tang looked at Huang Dashan in confusion.

“？”

What does it mean to be drunk to have a chance?

What else does you have to be drunk to do?

Drunk, what else can you do but lie down and jump on the grave?

Huang Dashan looked at Ji Tang puzzled.

Why do I see philosophical reflections on this man's face!

Men are all following the 'waves', why is this second product in front of you so fresh and distinctive?

- Knock, is he thinking about a more different 'way'?

Really...

There are very few fools in this world, and there may even be only one Xia Dasha; But there are many intellectual disabilities in this world, such as Zhao Er, such as Lin Chou, such as Wu Ke, such as the dean of a scientific research institute, such as the principal of a certain school, such as Ji Tang in front of him.

Ru is Ru, what kind of ability is it to kill with blood, it is not that there is no surname in the big night, life is destined to only bask in the moon and eat melons.

Oh, eat melons!

Shan Ye sighed a little too much, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

- It's cold.

Lin Chou pinched his chin and was thinking.

What does the big-breasted sister mean, and the people of their tribe still have this superpower?

emmmm,Sure enough, the pure wild will point to the wild skills.,The owner of this store must be careful.。

If one day, her clansman who didn't know if she didn't know if she still existed suddenly remembered that her family's prayer girl and the Blood God Lord had run away, would she come to him to rob someone?

It's hard to find people who brush dishes these days, and it's even harder to find people who brush dishes and don't want circulation points.

The warlock was on the other side of Lin Chou, holding Sanhuang and apologizing,

"Really, definitely not on purpose to give away your rations, I really don't have anything else on me!"

"I promise..."

"Yes, yes, so I can buy you more rations!"

"Besides, I haven't tried poisonous things, where do I dare to give it to you~"

- The hearts of the five members of Jitang are congested, and they need to be filled with a wave of love.

Ji Tang Dao,

"Boss Lin, please be sure to bring us a dog meat hot pot, the kind that warms the stomach and heart."

Lin Chou knocked on the two basins,

"You're so hungry that your body can't accept eating such supplements."

Where is the meat of the same clan of the four dogs so easy to eat, and the current state of these fifth-order evolutionaries is even worse than being wheeled with rice.

Ji Tang Dao,

"I insist..."

Lin Chou immediately threw away the festival and shrugged,

"Credit card or cash?"

Uncle Niu looked around, but he didn't see a black and white figure.

"Then it's indeed time for a wave of hot pot!"

He wants to warm himself up with a pot of hot red soup, oh, this cold and paper-thin world!

Uncle Niu said,

"So, anxious friends, do you want to be together?"

How boring it is to be shabu-shabu, isn't it a lively thing to eat with hot pot.

"My surname is Ji..."

Uncle Niu said,

"Don't worry about the details... Boss Lin, why are you stunned, don't give the old man a pot yet! ”

Lin Chou said seriously,

"You haven't said what hot pot you want."

Knock?

Uncle Niu was stunned,

"Wait, wait, how do I remember that you have only one... What is toad hot pot called? ”

Lin Chou explained seriously,

"It's an angry frog hot pot, and now in addition to it, there are dog meat pots and Iquan pots."

Uncle Niu was silent,

"This is too embarrassing, can the old man try all three?"

Lin Chou pulled away a smiling face,

"That's what you're waiting for!"

Huang Dashan sighed,

"People are stupid and money comes quickly."

Everyone else was a little speechless,

"Money is burning."

"Mom, is this the rest of your life after the catastrophe?"

"Tell me clearly, whether you want to open it or want to open it..."

"Capricious, we want to do the same, when Lao Tzu has money, he will directly buy two buckets of fat house happy water, ice! Both bottles are open! Drink a bottle, watch a bottle bubble! ”

Half an hour later, the gazebo was lively.

A line of three people, row to row:

The big-breasted sister carried a huge casserole on the table, Lin Chou carried another copper pot that was also very huge and placed it on the table, and Xiao Yourong also put a large tray of various vegetables and meat slices on the table.

Niu Lanshan was puzzled,

"Why are there only two pots? We ordered it..."

Lin Chou pointed to the spring next to the gazebo,

"The pot is here."

Niu Lanshan: "......"

Promise, promise!

"These springs... Are they all pots..."

Lin Chou nodded very seriously,

"If you are mainly a land-based beast, I recommend using a smaller spring to shabu, the temperature is relatively high, and if you are mainly seafood, I recommend using a larger shabu, the temperature is slightly lower, and the time is a little longer, but it will be very tender."

Niu Lanshan nodded,

"Well, then you don't have to worry about not being able to stew in a pot."

Lin Chou took the opportunity to promote his hot spring project,

"There is a large hot spring in the back mountain, so if there are no female customers present, you can go there and have your food delivered."

The reason for being so enthusiastic: The "tips" over there have always been relatively generous, especially the women's army from some base cities.

Others formed a group to gild, and they formed a group to sell gold.

Niu Lanshan found a spoon and scooped up a spoonful of red soup, and did it first as a respect.

"Shhhh It's spicy enough..."

"You're treating you differently, it's discrimination, how can your young mind be so dirty - besides, some men are actually quite good-looking."

Huang Dashan covered his chest and replied for Lin Chou very painfully,

"You're really wrong, it's for our good, it's really unbeatable."

Niu Lanshan looked at Lin Chou with a sullen expression, and sighed that the years have ruthlessly changed the back waves of the Yangtze River.

"Huh? Alas... It seems that it really can't be beaten..."

Huang Dashan added,

"It's not him, it's the women."

Niu Lan Mountain suddenly came alive,

"Then it seems that my Niu has come to fight for fair treatment for the majority of male compatriots!"

Huang Dashan pouted,

"Don't be close, you go and fight with Lieutenant General Leng Xingxing Sister Rong for the so-called 'fairness', I see?"

Niu Lanshan choked on a mouthful of soup into the respiratory tract,

"I knock..."

In this cold and paper-thin world, only the boiling red soup can warm my Uncle Niu, only a little-

"Ahem, ahem... Eh, I'm going... Give me water..."

Sweating, it's so warm.