Huang Dashan is still coquettish as always, squeezing his eyes,

"Uncle Niu, are your internal wounds neatly cut?"

Niu Lanshan glared,

"When I was in that portal, I didn't even react to the 'swish' and it was gone, I didn't feel the pain, do you think it can be untidy... Eh, what do you mean by not being your old boy? I always feel like you're holding back something..."

Huang Dashan said with a smile,

"It's good to be neat, it's good to be neat, a family just wants to be neat."

“！”

Niu Lanshan's old face twitched, feeling that he had grasped the point,

"Lao Tzu just lost one leg, not two!"

The mountain lord patted Uncle Niu meaningfully,

"The most important thing in being a man is to be honest and speak with facts, but I only see one leg now."

It is a law that a able-bodied man should have three legs, and it is well known.

Niu Lanshan: I'm going to Nima to get a big watermelon!

"Come on, come on, let you, a semi-false waist, see your Uncle Niu's Heavenly Law today, Sun thief, protect your eyes, don't blame the old man for not reminding you, you are blind, and the medical expenses are taken care of!"

The mountain master is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "Come on, come on, you have the Optimus Method, I have the Dragon Slaying Technique, and today it will be a long and short (??? ）... Belch... Try your old man's depth of Taoism (??? ）... uh..."

At this moment, Uncle Niu really hesitated.

This is special, the big guy is indeed the last word.

But whether it's "a long or short" or "try the depth", it sounds suspicious, hey!

The heart is hairy.

Linked to the problem of Huang's extremely low "water level", Niu Lanshan couldn't stop panicking,

"Knock, it's hard to live in a lonely yin and a lonely yang doesn't grow long, should this bald head be... The extremes of things must be reversed..."

Old man Niu likes to pinch and calculate before doing anything, looking at the anger, after all, it is the old business, this problem can not be changed, and firmly believes that the so-called "Xuan can change his life, krypton to save the wrong".

If it hadn't been tested for a few days, why would our old man Niu be missing a leg pinch?

All in all, it seems that the old ancestor did not teach us to distinguish the suspicious skill of psychological male and female by looking at qi...

I saw Huang Dashan holding his belt in one hand, with a wicked smile on his face,

"Come on, come on~"

Don't doubt it, don't doubt it, no matter whether Prince Huang is a male or a female psychologically, he is really capable of doing this!

No one in the whole Mingguang face can be beaten, and anyone who knows Huang Dashan dares to point to Su Yourong's collection of tons of frying pans and swear.

Niulan Mountain:

"Old man... The old man is ashamed to wait for you! It's unsightly! ”

Huang Dashan continued,

"Yes, yes, how can it be said that the matter of the evolutionary is cowardly, just from the heart~"

Old man Niu's asthma is almost angry.

This turtle grandson is simply poisonous.

Huang Dashan sat on the chair with a humming chirp, his neck twisting and his butt twisting.

He consciously pulled back a game, which was called a smug.

(Hey, old immortal, try to insult your mountain master's big waist again!) ）

Huang Dashan rubbed his nose,

"Damn, but what's wrong with my nose, it's out of order?"

Huang Dashan snorted around like a bald dog,

"Hey, hey~ Eh, I'll go, I don't seem to smell anything."

Until Wu Ke, who entered the house, rummaged through him and found a half-dried red bean kernel from his pocket.

Wu Ke pinched the pit that was similar to the peach pit and said,

"Didn't you know that the fragrant red beans had the effect of absorbing incense, and you still looked like you were making a fuss, Lord Shan, you have been mixed with the four dogs in the days of Yanhui Mountain??"

Huang Dashan was embarrassed,

"Jiao, what the hell! Who's in my pocket... Eh, it looks like I ate it myself... There's also a big tooth mark on it..."

Wu Ke stretched out his hand to help the glasses he got at some point, just like those teenagers who were frantically chasing the strange light reflected by the lenses.

"Cut~"

He said inscrutablely,

"Today, just today, my intuition tells me that Brother Chou has a new dish today!"

Huang Dashan clicked his eyes,

"I'm going? How do you know? It's really right to call you kid..."

Wu Ke's tone was very firm,

"Intuition, a man's intuition!"

The eyes of the mountain master and the cow uncle met on Wu Ke, and the unprecedented coercion seemed to intertwine crackling sparks.

Wu Ke's iron bones are not afraid——

The level of coercion of the evolutionary is something that ordinary people can't feel at all.

In Wu Ke's opinion, these two bigwigs don't even have the old man Hu of the scientific research institute who will fall down as soon as the wind blows, standing in front of him is very toxic, ahhhhh

Huang Dashan sneered and took out a big black pill with a strange smell from his pocket, and picked up Wu Ke with one hand like a chicken cub, and opened his chin by the way,

"Smell, this smell, does it have a familiar smell?"

Wu Ke's eyes widened suddenly, and he struggled frantically,

", Master Shan, I'm wrong Master Shan, I'm wrong... Ahhh Help me... Take it farther... Get that thing away..."

Huang Dashan looked at him,

"Oh? A man's intuition, howl~"

Wu Ke didn't even bring a punctuation mark and said,

"What kind of man's intuition, the man doesn't have intuition at all, hehehe, I just saw Brother Chou kill the cow, according to my experience for several months, I think it is very likely that Brother Chou will cook a new dish today, Master Shan, can you put me down, I talk like this, my jaw is really going to dislocate..."

Oh, what an iron-clad one!

Uncle Niu sniffed,

"Cistanche, Epimedium and Cuscuta Silk, Lock Yang Morinda Heaven... Good guy, he's energetic..."

Huang Dashan let go of Wu Ke and put away the balls,

"That's not it, I added some other ingredients, I specially asked... The proportion that Akatsuki wants, just a few days after pinching it out, is looking for someone to try the strength of the medicine. ”

Uncle Niu took a look at Wu Ke's small physique,

"Then this young man will definitely not succeed, I am afraid that he will be burned to death by the strength of the medicine."

The medicinal materials of the origin era may have some kind of mystery.

Shanye Dao,

"Then you really just look away, this kid has eaten once, and he is not alive..."

Wu Ke hung his nose and cried, just knowing that I am alive and kicking now, then do you know what crime I suffered from the half-hung old Chinese medicine doctor?

Niu Lanshan just smiled and didn't speak.

The mountain master was just about to open his mouth to mock, but Lin Chou came out with a plate of dishes and shouted,

"Is there a tolerance for the Akagi? You really don't eat it? ”

“......”

No one squeaked, and not even half an eye was squeezed in from outside the door or window.

Huang Dashan Qidao,

"Eh, these greedy people have changed their temperament today?"

There's nothing to say, it's just an old bowl of white rice for one person.

The mountain master immediately became energetic,

"Knock, this is the first time to come with thick rice? Is Comrade Lin so confident in his dishes now? ”

Lin Chou smiled with honey,

"Try it first."

By the way, the snowman was also invited over - the result was that Wu Ke had to hide far away.

At first glance, the plate is a piece of green, hot and rising, dotted with hot oil rolling into yellowish chili rings, the crispy spicy aroma and the small oil bubbles bulging out from time to time on the chili rings seem to not only act on the sense of smell, but also in the ears to hear a small cracking sound.

Huang Dashan said speechlessly,

"Have you changed to a vegetarian diet... This is the mustard greens just now..."

With chopsticks, flick at will,

"Ha, let's just say, there's meat there!"

The white and red flesh does not resemble ordinary meat, but it looks like there are tendons and lean meat hidden in the fat, and it has a layer of black skin.

The skin of the meat is obviously scorched and slightly tightened, coupled with the deliberate knife treatment, the long strip of meat is like a piece of white Zhu Jin petals, showing a blooming posture, just to cover the flesh skin.

"Oh~" Huang Dashan said, "What kind of meat is this?" Is it because it's too fatty to stir-fry with so many greens? ”

Lin Chou said,

"It's over after eating, and the villain dies from talking too much."

Huang Dashan is not happy,

"You mountain master, I have to be a serious protagonist anyway!"

Wu Ke: "Heh, Huang Dashan, the heroine of this book, don't disturb." ”

“......”

The slices of meat are thin and crystalline, and the blooming posture makes it gather more of the soup of the thick oil red sauce, and it is plated with the most charming coat.

Huang Dashan's bloody mouth: "Haw, haw..."

is completely different from its appearance, this light "Zhu Jin" is a violent mess, which makes people feel angry.

Several different kinds of spicy and sour are blended and intertwined, and there is a touch of fresh garlic and slight astringency in the fire, which makes people feel that when eating this dish, the mouth seems to be tumbling in the pot with the dish, experiencing the baptism of fire and wok.

It is also like a fire in the chest, and it is not unpleasant to vomit.

Huang Dashan's mouth couldn't stop at all, and the sound of chirping became louder and louder.

He could hear the creaking and cracking of the piece of flesh rubbing against his teeth, a crunch and toughness similar to that of tripe.

Huang Dashan couldn't figure it out, what kind of meat is this, what kind of meat can be eaten on the cow with this taste, and even the fat has become crispy?

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it, Huang Dashan viciously picked up most of the bowl of rice and went in, and found that Niu Lanshan was in the same state as himself-

Wu Ke was more pitiful, choking on rice and rolling his eyes.

Lin Chou asked,

"How about it, is it because the dishes are too fatty and fried with a plate of greens?"

Huang Dashan replied,

"It's not..."

Lin Chou asked,

"Shouldn't Comrade Lin be confident in his own dishes?"

Huang Dashan replied,

"Should..."

Lin Chou asked,

"Want to know what kind of meat this is?"

Huang Dashan replied,

"Uh-huh..."

Lin Chou asked,

"Comrade Prince, how does this dish taste?"

Huang Dashan replied,

"It's so fragrant..."

Wu Ke and Niu Lanshan were speechless, these two guys were sent by the monkeys.

The snowman, who was silently "clicking" and chewing the whole time, suddenly said,

"The cow rejoices."

Huang Dashan: "? ”

Niu Lanshan: "? ”

Wu Ke: "!! ”

Lin Chou gave a thumbs up to the snowman,

"Wrinkled leaf mustard fried cow rejoice, there is an old saying, men can't stand eating women, women can't stand eating men, men and women can't stand eating downstairs neighbors can't stand it - that mountain master, does it have any effect?"

“......”

There were 10,000 alpacas spinning and jumping in front of Huang Dashan, his eyes closed, and some kind of despair came to his face and crushed him.

"I'm not... I didn't... Don't talk nonsense..."

Lin Chou continued to smile in fascination.

Hey, so many days of wish is finally over, it's so refreshing.

The third-order bull bull is happy, and the five-meter bullwhip that can carry the air in the middle of the world and the earth can be regarded as borrowing strength.

Of course, it was borrowed - at least the dog beep system did not directly give a poison reminder, which is obviously a success!

Huang Dashan struggled,

"Not really... I didn't... Don't talk nonsense..."

Lin Chou said solemnly,

"It's better to supplement the form with the form and the medicine than to make up the food, the mountain master will put a hundred hearts, the day you go home, it will definitely not be far away!"

I want to face the murderous Hedong lion like the queen every day...

Lin Chou has deep sympathy for the mountain master, this is a man who is crushed by the huge pressure of life - sad, lamentable, singing and crying.

Shan Ye teary-eyed.

(I can't explain it, I really can't explain it, MMP knows it all over the world!) ）

...

A few days ago, the distant Luan Mountain, the Golden Palace.

The world's most beautiful "Hedong Lion" suddenly woke up in the palace with fluttering curtains, drenched in sweat.

"Who... What a horrible sound..."

The witch with silver hair and no less beautiful than Yeluan walked into the golden hall from a cloud of fog.

Yeluan said in horror,

"Mama, that ghost woman has reappeared..."

"She wants me to go with her right away!"

"She's going to shove me back into her belly, and she'll call me a wicked girl..."

Lonely, pitiful, helpless, and free like a child.

The shrine maiden looked at the sky and seemed a little speechless.

It took a long time to say,

"What a ghost woman, that's your own mother!"

Yeluan immediately changed his expression to a more pitiful expression, and continued,

"How can any mother push her daughter into the fire pit, grandma, you are my own mother~"

"She's only been there for a long time, I've only been here for a few days, stingy."

The shrine maiden rubbed her eyebrows,

"It doesn't matter who your mother is, it's just the form, but - can her voice be fully transmitted into your dreams? That's a big problem! ”

Yeluan got up from the bed, and a fiery red tulle wrapped around her delicate figure,

"It's so clear, I can hear even the sound of grinding my teeth."

The shrine maiden said,

"Are the connections strengthening? No, if there is a change, I will be the first to perceive it, during this time, the virtual beast is very honest and quiet... shuddering..."

The witch stroked the green silk in front of her forehead for Yeluan,

"Don't worry, I'm the next person to go, and I've found the right person to take over my duties."

Yeluan was surprised,

"Who is it... Yikes... Mama, you don't mean that dead ghost, do you? ”

The shrine maiden chuckled and said,

"Do you know and ask?"

Yeluan snorted coldly,

"A stinky rascal, the guinea fowl in the vegetable garden, he still dares to run to his mother's house, if not... Hmph, this queen is going to be so angry with him that she has entered menopause early, and her whole body hurts... Eh... Mama, you hit me..."

The shrine maiden withdrew her hand, and smiled even more,

"It's what I mean to put him in Mingguang, Mingguang is suspicious and has an inexplicable arrogance, so he can only be wronged and wronged by our Prince of the Left Bank as a 'proton'."

"Reluctantly? Missed him? ”

"Then leave Xiao Nannan in the Golden Hall and work with me to keep the holy relics running, and you go to him."

Queen of the Night,

"Really?"

"Guess."

"Really!"

"Guess again."

“......”