A few hours later, 200 kilometers outside the west gate, Yan returned to the mountain.

The eyes of the people on the mountain are a little strange - these guys with muscles in their heads all pronounce some words they don't know as tricks (biàn) 谲 (mì) - emmmm, in fact, it seems to... There's nothing wrong with that, hey.

They looked at Huang Dashan, who was sitting on the roof of the Pangolin and blowing for a long time, and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Many people have begun to have broken thoughts in their hearts:

Huang is a real chicken, and he is forced to do anything.

Heheda, the face is bald...

How could he encounter all those strange and bad things wherever he went?

Last time, I went out and picked up a queen of Luanshan, and last time I went out and picked up a wolf city lord, this time...

Huh? Ball's sack!

A group of people can be regarded as finding the groove, and the group spits and leaves,

"Prince Huang, you can't do it either, why are you not as good as once."

"Last time, I picked up a Queen of Luanshan, and I took it;

Last time, I picked up a wolf city lord and sold it;

This time, I only picked up a boat and a gold mine that I don't know exists - to be a man, you must be motivated, and you can't go downhill all the time. ”

"Lo, really lo!"

Look, this is probably the hardest and most poignant complaint in history, and every word and sentence is the blood and tears of the people.

Master Huang was stunned for a long time by what this group of guys said, and he couldn't refute it, so he scolded,

"Fuck, Lin Chou is not here, what are you all doing here?"

All

", don't think we don't know, Boss Lin left last night and will definitely come back today!"

"This is really Gil shameless, every day he lied to us like Boss Lin, how many dishes do you want to grab?"

"Brother breast, can you leave a way to live! I've been waiting for Tomahawk steak for two months..."

Grizzly dude coughed,

"Uh-huh, Master Shan, this Monday, you know~"

The mountain lord shrugged,

"Damn, no wonder there are so many people."

Then he looked at the grizzly bear with suspicion,

"Knock, no wonder you guys are going to fish for abalone with me and are actively looking like something, and you still want to bribe your grandfather Dashan?"

The grizzly bear dude has a fierce face like a black god,

"Eh, where are you talking about, how can we bribe you, we just want to bribe and bribe Boss Lin."

Huang Dashan's smile faded .jpg

“？？？”

(Pretty, I'm pretty, don't you hear.) ）

The glorious deeds of the late "gold mine" were talked about by this group of guys for a long time, smacking their lips, sighing "It's a pity" and "just a little bit" like this, and then drank their own tea.

No way:

First, most of the people here are landlubbers.

Second, no one wants to do something that hits a lot of luck.

Third, the landlubber ran to the dark sea to hit the big luck, hehe.

Didn't I hear it later, but then the volcano erupted again, and the devil knows if it could spew out a few more lumps of gold or bury the original ones together.

At most, these things are practiced with the little brother + relatives and friends around me, practicing blowing water and Kan Mountain, drinking a little wine, slightly drunk, and then mysteriously whispering: "So-and-so, there is an active volcano spewing gold out of the coordinates, you think it's long, go and catch it, go quickly, don't tell others that I told you." ”

It seems that the audience is only working hard to recommend to the Xuetuanzi boss "Dabao XXX protein XXX ball XX fiber mask that specializes in removing facial redness and effectively treating frostbite and laceration", and his eyes are bright and bright.

It is worth mentioning that the halberd was almost taken as a "certificate of merit" by the garrison of the scientific research institute and the people who came later.

It's really too good to pick up the leaks, and the top level of Mingguang hasn't figured out how to settle the account with him yet, and there is really nothing to reward him.

- Fortunately, the three-party giants still have some face, but they didn't really do it.

It is a small person who knows the approximate scope of the sea area, and it is a key protected animal, and the euphorbia is just a giveaway, which belongs to the winning card in the simple noodles sent by the phone bill, and the winning card is written on the top of the "one more package".

What else can you do, pack them all together and take them away, and you can't be too ugly to eat.

Suddenly, I don't know who howled in a hawker's voice like seeing the chengguan,

"I'm a god... Lin Chou! Boss Lin!! ”

Coupled with Huang Dashan and Brother Grizzly Bear and others, at least fifty or sixty pairs of eyes "chua~" converged and froze somewhere in the small restaurant.

Lin Chou, who was tiptoeing to close the door of the dining room, froze, so he had to walk out,

"Ahem... Hey... Morning, everybody... What a coincidence..."

This thing just came out of the small black door of teleportation, and was about to take a look outside, the ghost knows that there are so many people gathered, and there are so many good eyes.

"What a coincidence, I've been waiting for you in the morning..."

"It's just, don't try to pretend that nothing happened!"

"So, Boss Lin, you came back early, and you didn't come out just to sleep lazy, right?"

"Huh... The eldest sister and the little sister seem to have never come out..."

"Oh~Soga~"

Lin Chou: "......"

(Thank you for the brain supplement, I don't think I need to explain how I got back anymore.) ）

The basin rushed up with a wow,

"Eh, I have a way to get the coordinates of a gold mine, black-hearted, are you interested?"

Lin Chou asked,

"In the open air?"

The bonsai is happy,

(There's a play!) ）

Hurry up,

"Undersea."

As everyone knows, the eyes of the people below who are waiting to be fed have changed, and they are completely moved by the shamelessness of the basin.

Lin Chou gritted his teeth, and suddenly said fiercely,

"Get out!!"

(Is it pretty, this surnamed pot is here to find fault again, do you want to smoke her?) ）

Basin: "Bang"

Huang Dashan smiled and leaned back,

"Hey, I'll know!"

The grizzly bear dude said blankly,

"What do you know..."

"Let her be like a ghost, it's not like washing her feet with Lao Tzu, hehe, I'm afraid that someone in the green will forget that she can't go into the water, but Lin Zi's heart will always hurt, hahaha~"

The grizzly brother suddenly muttered in his heart,

"No wonder Prince Huang, who claims to have a skin a hundred times thicker than the original armor, wants to go to the sea to pick abalone, no wonder - it turns out that he is afraid of being killed by Boss Lin on the spot."

"Well, if you can't dive, then these abalone must have been very hard, after all, it took so much effort for us to pick them down."

was stunned for a moment, and the two eyeballs of the mountain master were about to fall to his face,

"Your third uncle and grandmother, are you thinking about something very rude in your mother's head?"

Grizzly bears can only look at the sky in silence.

Lin Chou suddenly saw the empty sand pot next to the willow pavilion, his eyes swept around, and naturally fell on Huang Dashan.

Huang Dashan: (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭❤~

Lin Chou said,

"What about the abalone stewed in my pot."

Huang Dashan's face was not red and his heart was not panicked, he dragged down a hemp bag from the car, and slapped it with a crackling sound.

"Now, leave it here!"

Lin Chou: (づ ̄- ̄)づ╭boom~

Lin Chou pinched his chin and suddenly asked,

"Well, what, you didn't eat the dead, did you?"

Huang Dashan patted his chest and promised,

"No, absolutely not, they're all alive and kicking - I took them to exercise and digest it, cough, at least they're still alive and kicking up and down."

Lin Chou suddenly breathed a sigh of relief,

"That'll do."

The mountain master said with a smile,

"Ah yes, it's stuck in the counter, you look at the numbers inside and you're still satisfied, by the way, I'm going to report that the big-breasted sister was lazy after you left, and the dishes were not washed or washed!"

Lin Chou nodded and went with a straight face.

The grizzly bear brother and the fishing team suddenly got better and wanted to cry.

What happened inexplicably?

We just ate a lot of meat, drank a lot of soup, didn't do anything, and ran blindly for a long time, and we paid for the meal, why should we be weak-hearted, why do we want to desperately set a flag on us?

"Balls, sacks of balls?"

"I have a sense of foreboding."

“excuse me... Why did Boss Lin ask that..."

"Damn, we spent money on the card! Huang Dashan, you give us an explanation! ”

"No wonder, no wonder your guy who is used to eating alone will suddenly kindly ask us to eat together, no wonder, I knocked, and you can rest assured that I will carry something with you."

- They now wonder if they have been tricked, they are the only real customers in the restaurant from beginning to end, and the others are all actors, this is the restaurant owner and the meal nursery playing with each other!

This restaurant is too TM wild...

“RBQRBQ”

"Farewell! Leave! ”

“emmmmm”

"Eat before you go! Just one meal! Just a little bit... Cooking! ”

Of course, there are smart people in the Grizzly Bears group.

"A tomahawk steak, a sea stone cauliflower coconut custard, a neon dragon meat dine-in without taking away the altar of three-color snake wine, thank you."

- No, the one who waited for two months for the Tomahawk steak was preempted.

"My calendar, hear no bastard, my calendar!"

Fortunately, Lin Chou habitually prepares for the next run away before running away from home every time.

The finished and semi-finished materials in the incubator are ready-made, and they only need a little cooking to satisfy the appetite of most people, and some of the more cumbersome dishes are also finished later.

When the aroma of the food wafts up, there are no complaints.

...

Lin Chou was in a very good mood, and slightly cleaned up the experimental geese brought from the alley and kept them in a separate animal pen.

But even if they were put in the animal pen, under the fierce gaze of all kinds of tigers, leopards and jackals in a separate cubicle, they still stubbornly wanted to rush out and peck at Lin for a while, which shows how terrible Lin's coercive hatred of birds is - well, it's all about the dog beeping system.

Lin Chou watched the performance of the two geese flying up and down for a long time in the animal pen: Tintin's... Uh-huh... Ding... Happiness +2.

"Bite me, you bite me, haha!"

"Hey, it's better to just keep it and not eat it."

"Every day when I wake up in the morning, I come to take a look, and there is a kind of revenge... Ahem... The previous sentence is crossed out, crossed out! It's too chicken to affect the image! ”

Behind him, a familiar voice suddenly came,

"What image? What image?! ”

as well as more familiar sounds,

"Quack, quack!"

Lin Chou turned his head suddenly, and the frying pan in his hand that he didn't know copied from was like a sword, making a piercing metal hum.

A place of duck feathers, quacking the back of running away with a standard duck step is very panicked.

Sikong said speechlessly,

"I've educated Gagaga many times, can you have a little belly, shake hands and everyone is still good friends!"

The hell you want to be friends with a duck.

Lin Chou casually threw away the pot,

"Yo, long time no see, Shen Daru's credits are full?"

"Do you believe I sewed your broken mouth shut?" Sikong suddenly smiled very sneakily, "Actually, no, now Comrade Shen Daru has specially attacked Zhao Ziyu, hey, I didn't expect it, Shen, who has been a teacher all his life... The teacher's life used to be so poor. ”

“......”

"Forgive me Lin for not being able to refrain from saying, I really can't imagine how poor I can live with a thousand yuan of instant noodles and three million bowls of wontons as a daily 'teacher'."

Sikong nodded in understanding,

"It's poverty that limits your imagination, and that's not your fault."

Lin Chou felt some throbbing pain in his heart,

"Why do you have time to come to me?"

Sikong said as a matter of course,

"Everyone else is busy, aren't the four walls laying the foundations! The base city is almost empty... Sure enough, you're still so lively here. ”

In fact, a certain Sikong just came by the way, preparing a whole bowl of dragon and tiger fighting, sea stone cauliflower coconut milk jelly or something, eating, drinking, defeating the fire.

Sikong bits and forth his own experience and chatters to Lin Chou several times - so in Lin's words, some rich people's hobbies are a little different and unattainable.

For example, some time ago, I liked to play recorders, filmed everywhere, and even invested in a movie, and suddenly got tired of this thing, and felt that it was very bad behavior for me to "lose my mind with a plaything".

To be a man, you must stick to the dream of sending a few.

Yes, that's right, Sikong's dream has always been to be a chivalrous man who fights the sword world and wins the snow in white.

He thought deeply about it, and his thoughts went from the time he first remembered to the toilet bowl No. 19 gold and diamond he used last night.

He came to a conclusion that the main reason why he didn't become a chivalrous warrior who fought the sword at the end of the world and was that he didn't have a sword that could set off his identity - such as the cadre Mo Xie Seven Star Long Yuan Tai'a Xuanyuan Chengying Chunjun or something.

In a word, if you want money, you need money, you need people.

Even if it's not Huang Dashan, I can't have a sword and a sword?

Dare to be alone!

So Sikong went up to the furnace mountain in the morning, put this word away, and waited for Lao Gao to take the order.

Then the God of Wealth was kicked down from the furnace mountain by the blast furnace with a bewildered face—according to Sikong, the old man was so angry that his beard was cocked.

Sikong is holding his breath and harboring fire, which means that it is extremely incomprehensible.

Lin Chou dragged Sikong to the tree of his homeland, and pointed to the big man of Xuetuanzi who continued, continued to be forgiven, and seemed to have some intentions.

"See?"

"Uh... A living snowman... What..."

"That's the quencher of the blast furnace + flame temperature regulator + blower + suspected ancestor, you don't know the one in the blast furnace yard, the one that is often used in the blast furnace, the one that is the best in the furnace mountain, and the furnace that has just been fried for a long time?"

“......”

Sikong's face changed for a while,

"So, is it possible for me to solve the problem by capturing this snowman to Old Man Gao?"

"Theoretically... No. ”

"Say!"