Yan Hui Mountain.

Patches of dreamlike blue glow set off the diamond crown dome like a fairyland, and the goose feather snow fell from the sky, dyeing the hill completely white in a short time.

From afar, the lively bastards are under the protection of the rolling adults, and the gossip is unscrupulous:

"Wow, it's snow, it's snow!"

"Whoever has a record, I wipe, at this time fly in the past, Mingguang Daily, Mingguang Pravda, Mingguang Morning News, Mingguang Water Friends Daily... All the front-page headline fees are yours, hey! ”

"Don't beep, let me quietly shed tears of emotion for this incomparable beauty."

A low-level evolutionary wrapped a small quilt tightly and hissed,

"I, Wang Kai, learned another idiom today, 'Merry and Flowing'."

"Mom, it's so cold."

Lin Chou and Hong Dashan stood there in a daze, Hong Dashan groaned for a while, and said with difficulty,

"On this good occasion... Beautiful scenery, you should drink with me... Crock. ”

- Well, it's just turning around the corner to remind a certain black-hearted boss that he still owes him a drink.

Lin Chou's attention was not on Hong Dashan now, he opened his mouth, very emotional,

"Tsk, good man! Apocalypse**! ”

This aqua blue light, this kind of breath, he is very familiar with.

Lin Chou is very generous, very stingy women are different, he doesn't think that Niu Lanqi is a maddening bad thing.

"I ran away, I ran away, and I actually remember to contribute my bloodline ability to help suppress the snow dumpling boss."

"I, Lin, was so moved that I almost cried."

emmmmmm, look at our dog beeping system, sometimes the sao operation can really show Lin Chou's scalp tingling.

Lin Chou can completely imagine how a certain Niu Lanqi in the depths feels, and it is estimated that that neat white teeth are about to be crushed, right?

The realm of the spiritual guardianship of the homeland tree and the leylines is known as eternity, "your flesh and blood are also the soil of my life", which is irreversible.

It seems that even if Niu Lanqi escapes, there is no way to sever this connection - or there is no way to delay the dog beep system to drag her out at the right time and whip her corpse and treat her as a live target.

Lin Chou couldn't help but think,

"Could it be that every time the Eternal Realm appears in the future, no matter whether the person who was bound before escapes or not, it will be pulled out and used as a living biological battery to summon and summon?"

Awesome~

Lin Chou coughed lightly and shouted tentatively,

"Big Snow Dumpling, how are you in a hurry?"

Water droplets fell on the snow group's body, and the frost on his body had a tendency to melt, and his voice responded to Lin Chou in a sluggish voice.

"I... Very... Good... I... Very... Hungry..."

The aura of patience is still there, but the big guy of Xue Tuanzi is obviously half out of the state of Shi Lezhi just now.

Huang Dashan's voice,

"Oh my mother, finally... Hey, hey, hey... Red... It's my turn, it's my turn..."

Red Mountain slows down,

"You... Say... Miscellaneous... Why..."

Huang Dashan was in a hurry,

"Hey, hey, hey, Ah Hong, you have to be reasonable, you can't be too CNN, be careful that Ah Hong becomes an imam... Bah... What the fuck am I talking about... Anyway, it's my turn, you've been out long enough! ”

Red Mountain slows down,

"You... Say... Miscellaneous... Why..."

True * chorus: "......"

Lift TM table (╯‵□′) ╯(┻━┻

Lin Chou: "Those two, I can interject..."

"Yes."

"Don't think!"

Lin Chou: (个_个)

Okay, Lin Chou said that it's okay if you don't plug in, it's nothing.

...

Half an hour later.

The red mountain holds a huge wine vat, far away from the sky,

"!"

The snow dumpling boss's mouth was stuffed with fragrant and tender venison - with Lin Chou's black heart and liver, even if the snow dumpling boss Jin Ka paid the money for hitting the mountain musk deer, he still had the meat of the waste wood deer.

This fully shows that no matter how much money you have in Yanhui Mountain, you can only buy special effects, but you can't buy reasonable and fair quality of ingredients.

A hint of drunken blush appeared on the frost-covered face of the snow dumpling boss,

"Dry, cheers~"

Lin Chou was full of goosebumps, bouncing back and forth and dancing tango.

can fight, resist, sell cute, fly combos like arm commands, the snow dumpling boss was also a scene man before his death.

Phew, what a lifetime!

The bitter drink of the Red Mountain is accompanied by the wail of the Yellow Mountain,

"Woo woo, I have to borrow a sensory sharing system from Uncle Warlock - simulating it is fine."

Every time I drink wine, the red mountain will run out, and as soon as I drink alcohol, this product will run out.

Drinking and drinking, Huang Dashan himself can't even taste the taste of wine, and it can be said that the user experience is extremely poor...

Confucius once said: The loneliness of two people is the fault of three people.

That's the reason.

Huang Dashan is really going to cry,

"Linzi, Linzi, you want to find a way, woo woo... I'm special..."

The spicy wine brings refreshment and painful entanglement on the same face at the same time, and the picture is simply beautiful, and the painting style of a mentally ill person is vividly interpreted.

Lin Chou said that he couldn't help,

"Why don't you try to reproduce yourself with a trumpet?"

Huang Dashan was thinking about it, and his expression was very impulsive.

Then, this thing suddenly popped up with a sentence,

"I call myself?"

Hehe, it's just lawless.

A waste wood deer, roast meat in tons and spices in hundreds of kilograms, even if the snow dumpling boss didn't use that kind of crazy way of eating, he still didn't survive the time of a vat of wine.

Lin Chou could only admit that he was unlucky, but fortunately, the big guy of Xuetuanzi didn't mind the quality of the food, and Lin Chou's cold storage happened to have a large amount of messy beast meat that made him not even feel in the mood to weigh it.

"Alas... It's lost to grandma's house..."

Lin Chou glanced at the so-called [Master's Certificate] idly, and found that in fact, this thing was an ornament like the [Medal for Attracting Bees and Butterflies] and the [Medal for Drinking Wine], and it came with a system subtitle description.

"A teacher for one day, a father for life.

Apprenticeship (designated Su Yourong): According to the apprentice's cooking proficiency, you can learn certain dishes.

Current Learnable Dishes: None

Su Yourong's Cooking Proficiency: 2/1000"

"I'll knock, why is it based on the proficiency of the apprentice, so it seems that I, the master, don't have any dignity at all!"

The system doesn't pay attention to him at all,

"The apprentice's cooking proficiency can be upgraded when it reaches the upper limit, and according to the apprentice's level, it can have a certain blessing effect on the skill [Test the Method] (not effective)."

"The Dao of the Heavenly Walker is officially issued, specified: Mingguang City, Su Clan."

"The way of the Heavenly Walker + judging by the law by example..."

"Drop, the verdict is successful."

"Those who failed to pass the judgment: Su Yiyi, Su Wuxing, Su Changshuo, Su Benjuan, Su Benyou... and 76 others were wiped out. ”

"Erasure in Execution..."

"Obliteration is disturbed..."

"Repeating..."

"Drop, obliteration succeeded."

As soon as the system subtitles rolled over, there was an almost continuous explosion of thunder in the direction of Mingguang.

Lin Chou: "......"

"Damn, dog-beep system, what the hell—"

This time the groove system actually took the initiative to explain,

"Within the scope of the rules of the kitchen god, the system has the right to make its own judgment."

"Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher! Since the Mingguang Su clan has recognized the identity of the host, and hopes to obtain certain benefits and achieve certain goals through this, it should be responsible for this. ”

Lin Chou had nothing to say.

Tianxingshi Dao can vaguely understand that as for testing the Fa, it is an ability given by the system.

What the two judge together, probably Qi is the person who has some kind of "lethal" purpose for him.

Lin Chou is not hypocritical, in fact, he doesn't feel much at all, he is very calm.

Living in the alley since childhood, without too much dark side and rampant ambition in the personality, it can be called good, what else can you hope for?

It's just that the style of the system is really black and in the same vein.

With a pleasant shutdown sound, the groove system slipped quietly when Lin Chou was in a daze.

Okay, casually flip through the prizes and read a "thunder split" skill by the way, is this thing a kind of strength?

After all, my Lin's strength can be regarded as stepping into the ranks of many high-level bigwigs in Mingguang, and after all, there is no bloodline ability that can be mastered!

"emmmm, it seems that it is necessary to develop a dish like 'sleeve soup' in the future, which is not convinced by pia chirp is a bowl of soup pestle full of mouth, click a thunder, oh yes, it's perfect."

The hearty drinking continued, and the rolling over there had already rushed back with the evolutionaries.

"Wow~"

"Beautiful!"

"Have you heard..."

"Bang!"

The supersonic snowball swept through the last talking evolutionary, and directly slapped this third-order rookie dozens of meters away,

"I've heard of playing snowball fights, building snowmen, beating female tickets and scooping fish!"

“？？？”

"Am I pretty, who the fuck just attacked me?"

For a while, the big men with five big and three thick muscles on the mountain screamed and cheered, and were slapped all over the sky by all kinds of "snowballs" dragging sonic boom clouds - Lin Chou didn't know whether to call those balls that were suspected of snowballs "snowballs", and the hardness felt similar to iron balls.

Subsequently, the group of guys was stunned to rub out a huge snowman that had to be fifty or sixty meters high, covering an area of more than 2,500 square meters, and watered more than 200 kilograms of carrots and froze them together as a nose and inserted it in the face.

"Not bad."

"Not a bad fart, how about getting one that is the same as the snow dumpling boss?"

"Mao, the snowman looks like that all day long, isn't it, let's call it specialty."

"Or, another weapon?"

"The mountain master's axe is eight wrong!"

"Yes, yes, yes, another Boss Lin's shovel~"

"emmmm, it is recommended to put on the Origin Armor!"

"That's too difficult to do."

So, a 57-meter-tall boulder made of eye carrots, when the nose is weird, the facial expression is weird, the hand is easy to shovel, the other hand is a table axe, the belly is inserted in the bright big mouth of six pitcher plants, and on the back is hung by some of the five big and three rough sleep countless mottled sheets put together, the fake and shoddy, but still handsome, the bald of the color cloak with eighteen ring scars are freshly baked.

Boss Lin only glanced at it, and the hairs on his body stood up.

Am I pretty, I'm so pretty!

If this thing is placed on the mountain like this, who would dare to come to eat??

And yet—

Seconds to slap in the face.

An hour later, the group of second-generation disciples in the base city who were so lawless and idle that they had to take out a rubber head dropper to identify the pH when they heard a fart were killed.

An hour and a half later, the garrison of the Scientific Research Institute arrived.

Two hours later, the noblewomen arrived.

Lin Chou: "......"

Two and a half hours later, the old man of the blast furnace arrived with his grandson on the high-speed train.

Well, this one is really killing.

The old man of the blast furnace rushed up the mountain with a hammer and screamed, and when he saw the big man of the snow dumplings hanging high, his eyes were cracked and he almost died on the spot.

"Nima has a little rabbit cub with a big watermelon, Lin Chou! The old man wants to take off your head and put it under the bed as a urinal, and use it fifty times a day in the middle of the night! ”

Lin Chou was a little empty.

The red mountain carrying the wine vat made the cheap sound of the yellow mountain,

"Tsk, so Elder Gao is finally willing to look directly at the cruel fact that you urinate frequently and can't urinate completely, and your prostate is hugely distended?"

Blast furnace: "??? ”

The tendons and flesh of Old Man Gao's body swelled abnormally, and the whole person looked more than doubled, and his clothes "clicked" and turned into pieces.

"Bunny! Ahh Hammer of the Holy Spirit! ”

Huang Dashan:

"Tsk, it's actually a player with faith, dare to ask the old man how happy he is?"

"Yo hey, this posture is handsome, just like the four dogs grabbing food."

"Hey, my beard is up, what did I say wrong, if there is something wrong, old man, you will hammer me?"

The chatter continued, but Hong Dashan didn't move at all - now the control of the body belonged to Hong Dashan instead of Huang Dashan, except for the mouth cannon.

Sikong opened his mouth weakly,

"What is this thing for?"

A few onlookers said that it was really fragrant... Bah... The truth

"It seems that if you are knocked unconscious, the red-eyed mountain master will disappear?"

While speaking, the old man Gao was like a dragon swallowing a tiger, and people followed the hammer.

Huang Dashan:

"Heheda, I can see it with the dull hair on the back of my head, old man, it's time for you to take supplements."

"It's so weak, I'm afraid it's kidney overdraft, right?"

"Red hair medicinal wine, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar~"

However, the blast furnace sneered, and the light of the hammer skyrocketed, and the phantom of the endless weapon of the sword, sword, halberd, axe, hook and fork came out of the hammer, condensing like an entity.

"Hum~"

The weapon phantoms all beckoned to the Red Mountain.

All those who were able to transform the Origin Weapon felt a sense of depression that they had never felt before, and some people tried to summon the Origin Weapon, only to find that the Origin Weapon commanded by the arm did not respond to the call of the master at all, and was intimidated.

The grandson of the blast furnace, Gao Tie, slapped his head, and his tone was extremely helpless,

"Grandpa is here again, and every time he has to shout before hammering people... The most infuriating thing is... There are really people who would believe the names of those secondary two moves..."

Old Man Gao is very old, and there are countless people who have suffered from the old man's wrongful and false cases, and even some elders who are as gentle as jade and heavy wine.

High-speed rail is stuck in thinking,

"emmm, what did grandpa shout at that time? Messing with the cloak hammer method? ”

As a result, an ancestor-level antique of the Wen family was firmly subjected to a whole set of "blind hammers", and the front teeth were hammered off.

- But that was the closest Grandpa move name ever had to the truth.

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