Xu is heart felt something, and the gourd baby, who was far away in a classroom in Qinshan Martial Arts School, was frowning and biting her pen and staring at the test paper, and suddenly sneezed twice.

"Who's scolding me?!"

The big and small babies in the classroom are all with the same sad expressions as the gourd babies, and individual monkey spirits are talking to each other.

"Will you?"

“emmmm...”

"The answer is here~"

"Boom!"

The monstrous light of the fire precisely reduced the small ball of paper to flying ash.

There was silence, and the entire classroom was silent—the blackened walls behind them were radiating bullet holes, as if they were still struggling to scream at something.

On the podium, a long-legged and cute female teacher with a huge little pink pig headset that almost encased her entire head stuck out her tongue.

(Eh, forget this isn't a lapis classroom anymore!) ）

(Calm, calm, they're all kids...) ）

(I'm just a proctor...) Well... ）

(It's just an invigilator, don't be afraid, don't be nervous, don't be shy, Yin Yingying, you're a strong girl!) You are awesome! ）

She threw the huge dick in her arms aside and made a loud noise.

said, "It is forbidden to talk to each other, and answer your own answers." ”

What a!

The gourd baby's tears all fell, and the pen was almost bitten.

Subject: The connection between cataclysm and the history of geological change in modern times (revised version)

The last 25-point interesting answer question - it's not interesting at all, okay, the passing score line is 76, how do you make the gourd baby interesting?

It's clear that it's full of malice...

Qinshan Martial Arts School has never been the kind of school that has the conscience of the industry to write a "solution" and give a colon point, no!

Huluwa continued to read the question that she had read more than a dozen times.

Well, it's actually a copy image of a paper that is said to have been excavated from the ruins before the cataclysm.

"𠃊 Hai*** University XXX is exactly the same", incomplete handwriting.

According to the seniors, because of the vague half-sided character that looks like "soil", "牜" and "扌", the substitute teachers of "History of Geological Change (Revised Version)" and "Physics (Second Revised Version)" quarrel and fight all day long.

If nothing else, they all think that this question is their department.

Fortunately, there is no such course as "criminal investigation" and "reasoning" in high school, otherwise the tripartite battle will be able to play a dog brain with a good group of martial arts teachers.

Let's fight, kill one less one.

The title is incomplete, but the title is clear, although the students would love to swap places.

The gourd baby still didn't control her emotions, and the poor pen finally broke in the baby's mouth.

He didn't know what to do, he didn't have any idea at all—he swore that no teacher in any subject would ever teach such a thing.

So the gourd baby resigned himself to writing on the scroll the only bear he knew his real name, the one he had seen, and the entity:

"Saber-toothed bears under the forest, black and white flowers."

Hulu baby said in his heart, if there is an actual reference, is the marking teacher more meaningful?

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, if you can't give a branch, you just say~

After coming out of the examination room, the gourd baby was in a state of "nothingness", fluttering and floating.

Erhu and Qin Sheng beckoned to him from afar, but they didn't see this baby, and they almost bumped into the two of them in a daze.

Although the second tiger Qin Sheng and Huluwa are both in the lower class, there is still a difference in the class schedule, and there is no exam for the two of them today.

Erhu frowned and said,

"Hulu baby, what's wrong with you?"

The gourd baby cried and mourned, and tears rolled in her eyes,

"Finished bird, I'm failing! It's just one question away! Twenty-five points of the big question! ”

Erhu asked,

"Isn't it a geography test, your kid's culture class is never bad, why is it so difficult?"

The gourd baby muttered quickly,

"There was a bear that fell into a trap that was 19.617 meters deep and fell in exactly 2 seconds - what color is the bear?"

The second face was confused: "??? ”

Qin Sheng became very sympathetic and patted the gourd baby's shoulder,

"Let's mourn and change, it's too normal to fail the course, isn't it-hey, your kid is a 'specialty student', and you don't have to pay the make-up exam fee to cry!"

Huluwa has signs of alienation at a very young age, and the whole Mingguang is very famous, and there is no need to pay any tuition fees, book fees, accommodation fees, and make-up examination fees, on the contrary, there are scholarships to get.

The gourd baby pumped and said,

"I, my mother will beat me to death..."

Erhu and Qin Sheng are out of line now, the age of the gourd baby is too young, isn't it not long since they were weaned, and the truth is not as important as a punctuation mark in the mother's mouth.

Qin Sheng coughed,

"Ahem, what's that, let's go, brother will lead you to buy candy to eat~"

I heard that newly weaned babies have to get something to bite in their mouths, which tastes.

Coaxing a child or something, it's not too simple.

As soon as I heard that there was sugar to eat, the gourd baby was really happy,

"Sugar? What sugar? What does it smell like? ”

Qin Sheng said boldly,

"The most expensive kind, what is it called, whatever you choose!"

"Long live Brother Sheng, yes!"

Qin Sheng fell into memories:

Speaking of this pop candy, it has a long history.

The gourd baby actually has a little fan sister early in the morning, well, one or two years older than the gourd baby, when the two little guys are still milky, the relationship is not iron.

The little girl's family conditions are relatively good, and the gourd baby saved a month's pocket money to barely enough for a quarter of a piece of pop candy, pitiful, but the little girl did not hesitate to make up for the rest.

The main highlight is a magnanimity! The little friends in the gourd baby class are so envious that they can't take care of themselves and wet the bed directly!

Then the candy has a name, what is it called-"Happy crooked wave board big sugar man?? ”

In Qin Sheng's opinion, he is almost like a flattened mosquito coil circle villain, a thief and ugly, but children still believe this.

The slogan shouts 666, the original price is 38, and now the new product is on the market, and the promotional price is 58, which is limited to three days and immediately returns to the normal price of 88 or something.

Buy candy, just buy it, but when the gourd baby and the little girl shared the candy and ate it, something happened - he beat the little girl.

Waiting for Xia Yu, Qin Sheng, and Erhu to rush over, the gourd baby was wiping her tears beside the little girl with the sugar man in her arms.

"Now, it still hurts, give it to you, you can eat your head~"

The little girl's forehead was swollen, red, and very grandiose.

A baby fat bun with the words "I'm angry, I'm angry, I'm angry, I'm very angry" written on the face.

The little girl crossed her small waist and hummed proudly,

"Don't eat it!"

also learned the tone of the gourd baby,

"Why do you eat your head and I eat your feet? Can that head and feet be the same smell? ”

The gourd baby's grievances turned into tears and fell down,

"You eat the head, the head is delicious, I eat the feet, I eat the feet and feet..."

Qin Sheng and Erhu understood it, so they were so angry that they pulled over.

Co-authored you, kid, because of the question of who eats the head of the candy man and who eats the feet of the sugar man, the little girl of the other family has been cut off?

The little girl's eyes lit up,

"Really?"

The gourd baby wiped her tears and said loudly,

"Hmm!"

The little girl looked excited,

"Really good, really good?"

"Hmm ↘" The confidence was obviously insufficient, and he endured the pain, "Na... Na... To give... Leave me a bite to lick..."

The little girl suddenly stood up and looked at the gourd baby's face,

"Muma~!"

The old one was loud, and the teachers and parents of the students in half of the classroom, as well as the Erhu gang, were stunned.

The capacity of the manger in everyone's head has flashed red, and the threshold has not run.

This sudden huge groove can't be beeped in front of the children, and they are sad one by one.

The gourd baby is still complaining,

"What are you doing, it's all saliva, dirty..."

Little girl: "Huh??" ”

"No... Not dirty... I've just eaten the big sugar man with a crooked waveboard... Sweet..."

"Hee-hee~"

Anyway, it didn't matter what the result was, and the room full of people except for these two little guys almost collapsed en masse.

Qin Sheng said in his heart that he would kiss him, what a big deal, but he couldn't tell Sister-in-law Hu, otherwise the gourd baby would be beaten into the gourd seven brothers.

Afterwards.

Qin Sheng and Erhu are gearing up, ready to use physics to let the gourd baby understand what it means to be "a good man doesn't fight with a woman" - isn't it, how can you do it with a lesbian? It's so unbelievable! The impact is extremely bad!

Carried to the grove for a good education, Qin Erhu and Qin Sheng, whose mouths had been foaming at the mouth for an hour, became dry.

As a result, Xia Yu came lightly in the back,

"So, that's why you're both single?"

"Come over to the gourd baby, don't pay attention to the two single dogs, my sister will take you to buy candy to eat~"

Qin Sheng + Erhu was called a confused person at that time: "??? ”

Not to mention that it was then, it is now, things have passed for a long time, and the two of them can't figure out what Xia Yu means.

...

Qin Sheng, Erhu, and Huluwa squatted on the side and watched the students, large and small, rush to the canteen, grassland, and dormitory like waves, and wait.

"Why hasn't Sister Yu come out yet?"

"Hmm... Let's take the exam..."

"I heard that the square face of the intermediate 39 class next door went to find Sister Yu again."

"Yard man, thrash at night!"

Then Erhu and Qin Sheng sighed together,

"Alas, the red face is in trouble~"

Xia Yu didn't wait, but the little girl with a big head caught up.

"Hey, purr!"

The little girl's powder is resistant to powder, the baby's fat snow-white face, the two cupola twist buns are very thickly tied, and there are actually two waist-length ponytails hanging down - what an enviable amount of hair.

The little girl greeted Qin Sheng Erhu well,

"Let's go, snorr, I'll take you to buy candy~"

Erhu and Qin Sheng squeezed their eyebrows for a while.

See, 88 pieces of big wave plate candy are bought every day!

Is this a number that a five, six, seven, or eight-year-old child can grasp, isn't it a little girl, what kind of family are you, there is a mine at home, or what?

The gourd baby said timidly,

"No... Don't mess with it, Brother Sheng said buy it for me..."

The little girl looked at Qin Sheng very imposingly.

Obviously, she was almost one meter shorter than Qin Sheng, but there was a condescending feeling in her eyes - this little girl's aura height at this time was at least two meters and twenty-six.

"Ahem," Qin Sheng touched his pocket randomly, "Oops, I forgot to bring my wallet, the gourd gourd is a small snoring tube, or what, tomorrow?" ”

The little girl smiled and said,

"Walking~"

The gourd baby immediately became very spineless.

...

At the door of the candy store, the little girl stood on a triangular chair taller than her, and her little hands patted the counter.

"Bang bang bang!"

"What? Without? What does it mean to have nothing? What does it mean to be bought out by an old man? ”

"You mean no cash or no credit card? Can't have any?? ”

"Where's your store manager! Tell your store manager to come out! I'm going to complain about your discrimination against children!! ”

Three meters behind the little girl, the gourd baby Qin Sheng and the second tiger looked at it from afar, dumbfounded.

The little brother of the salesman in cartoon costume was so pitiful, and he was suppressed by the aura of the little girl and turned into a quail shivering and hiding in the horns.

"Gourd, little snoring, this girl too..."

"How many times have you said it, don't call me to purr, that girl loves to make me snore."

"Roger! Tsk, nickname, in fact, I know everything about your brother Sheng~"

“......”

The little brother in the candy store finally finished his words under great pressure,

"At that street corner, not long after I walked by, the old man with a bag of hemp, wearing a very strange animal skin shoulder and animal skin apron, pulled a pair of rain boots, which was particularly conspicuous - he came every week to buy the 'Crooked Wave Board Big Sugar Man'! All! ”

"How can this be reasonable," the little girl gritted her silver teeth, "chase!!" ”

What else can I say, the little brother is very doggy to keep up.

I chased several street corners in a row, and each time I saw an old man with a sack on his back, wearing an animal skin shoulder, an animal skin apron, and pulling rain boots, and then turned around.

"Run, run, run! I'll see how far you can run! ”

Of course, the little girl continued to chase.

Qin Sheng and Erhu's minds were active,

"That's not right, how can there be such a coincidence, every time I just see a back and shake it?"

"I just watched an old movie of 'shooting flowers' at the mouth of the alley a few days ago, don't scare me!"

The two of them looked at the surrounding scenery, where the hell is this...

Why is it so desolate all of a sudden? What about people? Where have all the people on the road gone?

The little brother was a little panicked,

"So, who's..."

Before the little girl could respond, she heard a fierce and loud question from the corner of the street in front of her,

"Okay, old man! There are quite a lot of tricks! Shame is not ashamed, why are there so many twists and turns when you are so old? Do you still want to monopolize the industrial chain of Mingguang corrugated candy? ! ”

"Auntie, I'll tell you, I've been paying attention to you for a long time! I have a stake in this wave candy! ”

"You give me a hand... I can't spend the money... Let it go! ”

Qin Sheng and Erhu widened their eyes,

"How do I hear this voice... It's kind of familiar..."

"Me too."

"I'm knocking, this's... 'Most Wanted' on the day of the school anniversary!! ”

"High, blast furnace??"

The eyes of several people reflected the side face of the blast furnace in a low voice, and the dazzling green of the owner who questioned him menacingly.

"Eh, Xiao Zuozuo, Xiao Chenchen, don't be angry~"

"In the past six months, there have been fewer children coming to Lushan, so I have to think of a way!"

"Besides, your grandfather Gao and I are really angry these days, let a shameless boy abduct my ancestral heirloom baby of the Gao family, I also have to go shopping on the street a few times to release the pressure, a lot of age in case of a heart attack and a spiral infarction or something, it's not worth it..."

People all over the world know that the blast furnace is particularly lolitary, and the old man Gao has no resistance to them at all - the big killer of the pop candy is carried by his old man, without exception.

Do you dare to believe that the Gao family has brought the handle from top to bottom?

My Gao family is so strong and prosperous, and there is no little Lori in the huge family?

The beloved stove blew up, but one popped out, and it turned out to be abducted by others, can you believe it?

——Over the years, holding granddaughters, great-granddaughters, and marrying granddaughters-in-law have become the old man's obsession + heart knot + long-cherished wish.

Well, if you don't have your own home, you can hug someone else's family~

You see that Mingguang is very humane, and there is no shortage of Loli of all ages and tastes, so the old man didn't beat his uncompetitive sons to death.

But.

Gaojia Lushan black paint is a smell of soot and molten iron and heavy metals, and a layer of granular black clouds with slag under the yellow clouds, the place is hot and biao, can this be a suitable location for little Lori to haunt?

Is the style right?

So, in addition to the [Novice Village NPC Blacksmith + Village Chief's Grandfather-style Kind Smile .jpg], Old Man Gao counted this wave of candy tactics as the best achievement of his spare time in his later years.

This wave of candy is the brightest color on the curtain of his later life, and it is important to be old.

For the sake of the ...... What kind of justice, it's worth it! Endure!

Zuo's green eyes rolled,

"Old man Gao, how long have you been doing this?"

"A week... Belch... One month... Well, it's been half a year..."

Zuo Moulu took out a calculator more than 20 centimeters long and crackled.

"Customer sentiment... Additional Loss... Direct losses... Look, look, look, round, it's almost 100 million! You pay! ”

The blast furnace trembled.

This older Lori is good at everything.,Just this weird hobby makes him hurt every time.。

Blast furnace: "I..."

Zuo's green eyebrows are about to stand up,

"I'll settle accounts with you when I go back to Lushan!"

"Return, return to Furnace Mountain?"

"Well, do you want to make your bare furnace mountain, where you can't even grow a serious tree, with birds singing and flowers and green grass?"

The sound of the blast furnace suddenly rose up,

"Are you serious??"

"Of course! My Awakening Bloodline is also plant-affinity! Lucid waters and lush mountains are invaluable assets, do you understand? ”

Old man Gao said in his heart, oh, if the style of painting changes, then how many little Lori's can be deceived hahahaha...

"Then what are you waiting for, let's go, go back to Furnace Mountain, hurry up and return to Furnace Mountain!"

The atmosphere gradually became harmonious and harmonious.

- This seems to the little girl who has been watching for a long time in the back, it is simply collusion, there is wood, there is a nest of snakes and rats, there is wood.

"You guys! Give me back the Wave Candy!! ”

The gourd baby poked her head out from behind the little girl's shoulder, and shouted 666 as the background cloth was more than enough.

"Yes, give us back the Poppy Candy!"

A high-end bonsai looked like he had just found a few people, and he looked back with a little surprise and surprise.

"Left-style convenience store is at your service, no lottery and no discount, and it is suitable for children of all ages!"

"Excuse me, children, do you want this peach-sweet orange-flavored Le Crooked Wave Plate Big Big Sugar Man, or do you want this Blueberry Gardenia-flavored Le Crooked Wave Plate Big Big Sugar Man?"

"88 a yo, credit card or cash!"

“......”

The gourd baby was entangled for a long time, and her face was sad and she struggled with thoughts.

It seemed like a century had passed before he said with difficulty,

"I want a peach sweet orange flavored crooked wave board big sugar man."

"Deal!"

So Zuo Chen and the blast furnace hooked their shoulders and walked away.

Qin Sheng and the two tigers looked at each other for a long time and didn't come back to their senses - as for the little girl and the gourd baby, the two little guys, you lick it happily and I have a mouthful, and I don't take it seriously at all.

The second tiger scratched his head with a huge metal claw that was still in the process of alienation, and grabbed a handful of newly grown green stubble.

"She just asked us to tell Brother Chou what he is doing, isn't it called 'Don't forget to drag him for eight thousand a day, it's eight thousand a day'? It always feels like that 'wanted criminal' is going to do something weird..."

Qin Sheng didn't answer - his eyes suddenly deepened, and he looked fixedly at the piece of ponypan candy full of saliva between the two babies,

"I'm thinking about a very important question, although I don't know why it's important, but a man's intuition tells me that there is no more important question in my life than my father is going to marry that fox spirit mother."

"You said that just now there are obviously two flavors of 'peach sweet orange flavored Le Crooked Wave Plate Big Big Sugar Man and blueberry gardenia flavored Le Crooked Wave Big Big Sugar Man', a bag full of ah, why did the gourd baby only buy one in the end."

The second tiger took a long time to figure out what Qin Sheng said about this beach, and he actually remembered what flavor of sugar he lived?

Then the second tiger was also stunned,

"yes, why did you only buy one!"

The two of them suddenly looked at each other with a feeling, and said in unison,

"W- that's why we're single??"