Chapter 961: The Sunflower Classroom Begins

The deliciousness of the meat of domestic fat geese may not be as good as that of some exotic animals, but it is better than that it can be mass-produced.

Especially for people with lofty ideals like Sikong who only pay attention to the deliciousness and are not interested in whether the ingredients themselves are alien beasts and whether they are helpful to the progress of strength, they feel that the happiness index is doubled - at least they don't have to worry about absorbing too much origin and causing their body to be unbearable.

Sikong Gongzi is simply intoxicated,

"Well, let's talk about it... Hey... Hmm, the cone is so good..."

Everyone: (~ ฬ„โ–ฝ ฬ„)~

Wu Ke shone a spoon on his lips,

"Hmm, it's absolutely not toxic, you see that I don't have anything to do, Sikong, you shouldn't be allergic!"

Sikong looked at the door number, grabbed Wu Ke's spoon and took a photo,

"Well, it's not costly, but there are allergies..."

Huang Dashan hehe Zhile,

"Little Si Gongzi, it seems that this dish is not very suitable for you, Master Shan, I will laugh for you hahaha..."

A goose is really nothing to this group of people, and even the plate is licked clean by Huang Dashan in minutes.

Then, almost ten minutes passed, and Sikong returned to normal.

Sikong touched his lips and said strangely,

"What's the situation, this is a mess..."

It's completely confusing, and in the end, it can only be attributed to the strange reason of special physique and incompatibility.

Commonplace aftertaste,

"It's really an irresistible taste, Lin Zi, go back and bring me a little bit of your green skin sauce, let Sikong Yu taste it too."

Lin Chou readily agreed,

"Yes, breakfast should be served with small cakes and barley bread, and it should taste very good."

Huang Dashan smiled like a fat house,

"I heard that this thing is very compatible with horse meat, Lin Zi, let's try it when ~ I heard"

Lin Chou: "??? โ€

Everyone looked confused.

Huang Dashan picked his teeth and said with special disgust,

"Why are a group of big bosses uneducated, have you ever heard of green plum boiled wine? Have you ever heard of a boiled horse? โ€

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Prince Huang Dashan was almost dragged by the angry crowd to be cremated.

Lin Chou simply found a few bottles and filled a few bottles of green skin sauce,

"I didn't make much this time, just three bottles."

gave Leng Han Sikong and Xia Yu respectively, and thought about it, and took out a few bottles of chicken fir oil.

Boss Lin said to Xia Yu very solemnly,

"If you come across a cafeteria dish you don't like... Chicken fir oil bibimbap will definitely satisfy all your food fantasies..."

Lu Xun once said:

One day for canteen dishes, for life for canteen dishes.

Even in the Qinshan Martial Arts School, a ladder of civilization and progress that almost all ordinary people and low-level evolutionaries in Mingguang fascinates, the canteen dishes still can't hide their coquettish and enchanting.

Xia Yu was overjoyed.

I didn't expect Brother Chou to be so down-to-earth, so touched.

"Hmm!"

Yang Lao Erkong Lao Yu wanted to speak and stopped - compared to Xia Yu and her friends, as the reserve players of the Jin Zi team, they are the ones who need chicken fir oil more!

But it doesn't matter.,There's no friendly gift version.,But you can pay money to buy it~.

Kong Lao Yu hid the canned food and bottles of the two of them like a baby, and said,

"Second Yang, the next time you go out to practice..."

Yang Lao Er patted his chest,

"Don't worry, I'll hit you behind you, if anyone the hell dares to beat our idea of rations, I have to break off my front teeth."

Sikong said curiously,

"I listen to what you say, there is something in your words."

Kong Laoqi glanced at him,

"Yin Yingying is definitely a demon, the most perverted teacher in Qinshan Martial School, there is no one!"

Yang Lao Er nodded again and again,

"Don't look at Yin Yingying's appearance, the sugar content is particularly high, her skin is white, her appearance is beautiful, and her long legs are long, there is a saying, the more beautiful a woman is, the more vicious she is, let me tell you, don't we have wilderness training in the classes of our catty team and car team reserves, of course, occasionally go back to the dark sea, and when you practice, each person carries fifty kilograms of weight and five kilograms of survival materials, that is, whatever you bring, but it can only be within five kilograms."

"Go to the wilderness, the intensity of the training project is high, and you have to scare some particularly fierce beasts at every turn, everyone's first choice is of course medical supplies and high-energy food, such as alien beast meat and the like..."

Huang Dashan frowned,

"Is there a bit of common sense? Going to the wilderness to bring food? You are a fool to be a beast, which one is not a hundred times stronger than your sense of smell? โ€

Kong Laoqi said innocently,

"We can't help it, our strength is not good, every time we finish the training target, we don't have the strength to find food, it's better to be dangerous than starving to death, right?"

Yang Lao Er snorted and cried,

"The most important thing is that Yin Yingying doesn't give us a chance to find food to eat at all, after one is finished, we have to move on to the next, we are also forced out, and it is not good to bring food at all."

"As a result, Yin Yingying, a glutton, has to steal half of the people's food at the end of every battle, and starvation is also part of the training - God, we are evolutionary people, taking away half of the people's food is directly equivalent to half of the people losing their combat effectiveness, okay!"

"From Yin Yingying taking over our class to now, it's been three years, and we have never eaten enough in the three years of training..."

Leng Han suddenly asked with great interest,

"And how did you solve it?"

Yang Lao Er and Kong Lao Qi looked at each other,

"Grassroots bark trouser belt, or hard to go up and work hard, what else can you do."

Then the two of them found that the expression of this famous lieutenant general Leng became very strange,

"Why don't you try to get the food back?"

"She's a teacher... Huh... Can you still grab it back?? โ€

Leng Han said as a matter of course,

"Is it natural that life-threatening food and supplies should be taken away? Why can't you get it back. โ€

The two of them were a little confused, looking at their expressions as if they had opened the door to a new world,

"But... She's a teacher... We..."

"Really?!"

"It seems that theoretically, there is really no problem..."

"I said."

Lin Chou said worriedly,

"Leng Han, don't lead these two boys crookedly, they..."

Leng Han said lightly,

"No, Yin Yingying failed in the selection of the Second Bandit Brigade because she didn't know that she could get the supplies back - the Second Bandit Brigade doesn't need to watch the supplies being snatched away by the commander and be indifferent and will only go up stupidly to fight hard, it is indeed a duty to obey orders, but in the Second Bandit Brigade, the prefix 'unconditional' is to be put in quotation marks."

Everyone: "!! โ€

Yang Lao Er and Kong Lao Yi were stunned for a while,

"I... Said..."

We have suffered so many sins in our feelings, and they are all the pot of your cold tyrannosaurus!

Leng Han thought about it and sighed slightly,

"Yin Yingying's bloodline ability is very good, I was sorry for a long time at that time, I thought she would come back the next year, but unfortunately, her psychological quality is a little weak, I heard that she gave up cultivating the bloodline ability after she failed in the selection, but instead ran a kindergarten in Xiacheng District, hmm... Now I went to a martial arts school to become a teacher. โ€

Yang Lao Er swallowed his saliva,

"Cold... Lieutenant General Leng , how high are the requirements for strength of your second bandit brigade... I've heard that Yin Yingying has at least a third-order intermediate strength, it's unfathomable! โ€

Leng Han said,

"Bloodline ability and alienation ability can be cultivated and improved, but there is no teacher in the second team who is good at psychological counseling."

Leng Han looked at Lin Chou,

"Unless there is a man who is so strong that he cannot match it, the prowess of an individual does not have much meaning in an army."

The two of them thoughtfully

"The car team and the Jin team..."

Leng Han said,

"The definition is different, the positioning of the car team and the Jin team is 'decapitation', with the independent team as the dynamic coordinates, without interfering with each other to carry out the task separately, the mobility is very strong, and most of the targets are strong in single strength."

"As for the Second Bandit Brigade, it exists for the sake of the Void Beast and the traitorous party."

"For example, the Second Brigade of the Bandits has a total of ten columns, each column has a staff of 300 people, and the average level is definitely not up to the fourth order, and even two of them are mainly second-order evolutionaries, but this does not affect the second brigade of bandits to fight a head-on war with the Void Beast, each of the ten columns has a record of killing adult Void Beasts independently, and the average loss rate does not exceed thirteen percent."

The second bandit team, which is dominated by low-level evolutionaries, kills the virtual beast, which is completely different from the meaning of Lin Chou's one-arrow kill mechanism and the black army's coastal defense war.

Even the transcendent existence of the Black Army and the beating of the Void Beast need to be supported by the high-intensity level of the fourth and fifth orders at every turn, but Leng Han's second bandit team can win with "quantity", it is simply not too bullish 13 Okay.

It is no wonder that Leng Han's Second Bandit Brigade is transcendent in Mingguang's position, and even when the Black Army clearly knows what kind of calculations the Second Bandit Brigade and Mingguang are having, they still turn a blind eye to them.

If this can be popularized into a basic operation, tsk~

Leng Han said a lot surprisingly, and his tone remained flat.

But Yang and Kong thought a little too much, and their faces were full of yearning.

Shan Ye Ya Dao,

"Don't think about it, the second brigade of bandits is full of women's soldiers, are you two preparing to go to the palace or what?"

"Besides, you're sorry for the audience, if you go like our son, you might be able to hire you exceptionally."

- This goods!

The young men's faces are all green, but the mountain master is proud,

"See, it's still as sharp as ever, and it's to the point~"

"You and me, it's my duty to be helpful, and it's my talent to be sunny and handsome, don't be polite, don't be polite hahaha."

Everyone looked at each other.

You? Still helpful?

You? Still sunny and handsome?

Vomit...

Sikong sneered and snapped his fingers,

"Classmate Yang, classmate Kong, do you know how to describe a person's appearance and characteristics politely and gracefully?"

"Uh... I don't know..."

Polite and graceful must not know, they only know embarrassment and politeness.

Sikong pointed to the mountain master,

"There are ready-made ones, just take the mountain master as an example, you can try."

Yang Lao Erkong Lao Qi swallowed his saliva.

We didn't do anything, the gods and goddesses fight, normal people don't even dare to watch, why do you keep planting flags on us?!

It's not that you can't say it, it's not that you can't afford to offend anyone.

Yang Lao Er thought about it,

"The face is disgusting and kind... Belch... No... The face is cold and the heart is kind! โ€

Yang Laoer's desire to survive can be said to be extremely strong, and his reaction speed is quite fast.

Kong Laoqi hesitated for a long time,

"The face is resolute, and the knife is sharpened and the axe is chiseled."

As soon as the words came out, Wu Ke smiled, well, isn't it a knife and an axe chisel, it's a literal knife and axe chisel~

It's more affordable to hit the ground first.

Sikong smiled,

"Nonono, if you want to say that, everyone in the world can use this adjective."

"Such a vague word, how can it be worthy of a maverick existence like our mountain master?"

The mountain master instinctively felt that Sikong was going to trap him, but he didn't find out where the point was, so he had to keep a face and fake seriousness.

"Ahem, Sikong, I..."

Sikong interrupted with a wave of his hand,

"This man must have to catch the characteristics, you know? What are the characteristics of Shanye? โ€

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you.

Well, in addition to the cheapness of the mouth, the characteristic of Huang Dashan should be - baldness.

Sikong looked around solemnly,

"So it seems that everyone already knows in their hearts, under normal circumstances, how should we describe this kind of strong person synonymous with unenviable characteristics?"

"First of all, it must be grounded, preferably with metaphors and extensions, the kind that makes people think differently."

"Secondly, there must be a contrast, there must be a contrast, where does the harm come from without comparison?"

"Again, it's hard to put into words... I mean, it's very memorable when you hear it..."

Everyone looked entangled, especially entangled and at the same time had to endure not laughing.

emmmm, it's so targeted, it feels like it's going to be rough!

Sikong had a reserved smile on his face.

He didn't know when there was an extra whip in his hand, banged on the table, and then pointed in the direction that everyone had been waiting for.

"The sages of ancient times had a saying, 'I have become bald and strong', 'How can you become strong without baldness'..."

"It can be seen that baldness is no longer a simple sense of baldness, but a distinct synonym for the strong, and it is a kind of maverick glory like the mountain master himself, this situation is the characteristics of the mountain master can not be ignored, for this characteristic, combined with the core elements mentioned above, let me briefly cite two chestnuts."

"For example, we can say this: Huang Dashan, a pure strong man, a strong man who has escaped from low-level tastes, a strong man who is beneficial to the people, he is burly and resolute, jealous and upright, he is like Zhang Fei, a monk, he is like Li Kui, he-"

Huang Dashan: "??? โ€

Lao Tzu knows as far as his grandma knows~

It's rare for Sikong Gongzi to be so entertaining, and the big guys are laughing crazy.

Wu Ke was entangled for a while and said,

"Eh, Sikong, it's a mistake, it's a mistake."

Sikong wondered,

"What's wrong?"

Wu Ke said,

"How is it right, shouldn't Jing'er, Zhang Fei and Li Kui are all famous in historical legends, and we are not too black... Belch... It shouldn't be too dark... At least better than Li Kui and Zhang Fei..."

Sikong interrupted loudly,

"What black? Black what? Temper me, hey! โ€

Wu Ke: "??? โ€

The complement of the commonplace kindness,

"Black is a derogatory term, do you know? Then how can you directly say that the mountain is black, how disrespectful it is, it should be said that Xuan does not save the wrong, and expel the admiral..."