"It's really cleaner than being licked by a dog!"

Only a boy as upright as Sikong would say this kind of thing in front of everyone - does Prince Huang Dashan, a wealthy tycoon, want to lose face?

A group of people sneered and laughed, as if they were leaking air.

The wandering demon was not happy at that time,

"Hey, please be sure not to wear colored glasses, what's wrong with the dog, the dog is also dignified! Our dogs never lick the plates! ”

As he spoke, he stared at Huang Dashan with a strange and contemptuous look.

Oh, it's all you running around, and the innocence of my dog has been tarnished.

Huang Dashan suddenly shouted,

"Hey, hey, hey, look at what Lao Tzu does! I never lick the plate..."

The secluded way,

"Master Shan, can you talk like this, will the queen be happy?"

Huang Dashan: "??? ”

I... Pretty... Did you hear it? Am I pretty...

Is this Nima still the Sikong that Lao Tzu knows, the soul under this stinky skin is really interesting~

Frightened, Huang Dashan hurriedly fastened his seat belt.

Knock, Lao Tzu will weld himself to death in the car today, please feel free to step on the accelerator!

The wandering demon didn't understand what he was saying wrong, why did the expressions of these guys suddenly become weird?

The Wanderer is now a man who has escaped from the lowly tastes - especially the vulgar stuff like the Circulation Point, which stenges with a strong copper stench.

I think that Lord Dog King is easy to do, and God sees that he is guarding a group of energetic demon kings who have nowhere to vent, and he has to worry about everything except defecating everywhere, and Lord Dog King's heart is going to be broken.

The wandering demon couldn't help but look at the sky.

Lord Dog King is really a profession that requires talent, such as himself, who has been feeding the whole family since he was born, and he is not hungry, and he has hundreds of mouths around him, and the whole person is about to collapse.

But one thing is true, the Wandering Demon is now improving rapidly.

Hundreds of "only you can't think of it, you can't find it in their stomachs", the little brother who gnawed the world and gnawed the ground in the middle of the air came up to make a mess of things including but not limited to alien beast meat, bones, demon plants and the like, and his strength became wishful thinking if he wanted to stand still.

Anyone in the world has the potential to become a strong person, and some people need a little help.

- And the Dog King's wandering demon belongs to the object of "poverty alleviation".

The resources in the wilderness are too abundant, and there are hundreds of junior brothers for the Dog King to spend extravagantly.

Ahem, ahem...

The bad news is that in addition to his strong strength, the wandering demon has not even saved half a cent of private money, and his pocket is cleaner than his face.

In the past, you could save some animal skins and sell them for foreign beast meat, but now, at most, this body of dog hair is counted as a weighing, and nothing else, all the fucking ones have entered the dogs' stomachs, and the animal skins used to cover up their shame have to be picked up and worn from the foreign beasts every once in a while.

Don't say what gold always shines with.

Pull it down.

It's true that gold always runs out.

There is a saying about the words of Tewenyi:

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

The Wanderer couldn't agree more.

That's a man who is full of emotion—the weight of poverty is really—overwhelmed.

"I'm so witty... Luckily, I didn't roast the iron pig... I didn't let the dogs grind their teeth..."

Flattered!

After eating the dishes, after finishing the meal, he poured three bowls of soup in a row, and the wandering demon not only didn't hold on, but even wanted to drink a large bucket of fat house happy water.

This is fucking life~

The wandering demon said to Lin Chou,

"Linzi, a few days ago when I was walking in the wilderness, I came across a strange place, where you are... Hey... What happened to you? ”

The wandering demon screamed several times in a row, and Lin Chou stared blankly at the bowl in his hand.

The Wandering Demon was speechless,

"Linzi, this is... Don't you have some kind of disease..."

Huang Dashan muttered,

"Well, black-hearted cancer, it's hopeless."

Of course, Lin Chou didn't have black heart cancer, he was just looking up at the barrage.

System:

"Drop, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy - Iron Bone Pig Set.

"Gain a 120% bonus to special effects for the first time, avoid some negative effects, and gain +13 strength.

"Ironclad bones:

1. Those who eat this dish will be blessed by the power of the Iron Bone Pig, and the defense of the mouth and nose will increase by 30%, and the destructive power will be increased by 20%.

2. Increased willpower, in any case, will adhere to the assertiveness and not be moved by external objects, and any malicious unit will reduce the effect and success rate of torture, clichés, and deception of trust of those who hold this state by 600%.

3. Increase pain tolerance by 30%.

(Note: The iron-clad state of the person who consumes this dish is twice as effective on their female mate, but the likelihood of being beaten increases to 1,200 percent at the cost.) ）”

"Drop, temporary task Iron Bone Pig Package, completed. Comprehensive evaluation, acceptable. ”

"Reward calculating..."

"Origin fusion +2.5%, all attributes +22, intelligence +1, can grant the apprentice's exclusive dish [Egg]*1."

"Special first-class egg (stuffed egg).

Special Effect: Foundationing.

Filled with the power of this system, those who eat this dish will enhance their innate physical fitness and martial arts roots for their direct bloodline offspring.

Target group: pregnant women.

(Ps: This dish requires the lower female primate to eat with the child under the loving and warm gaze of her male lower primate mate, and the three races need to be exactly the same.)

PPs: According to the biology, genetics and the inheritance law of genetic traits in the theory of the composite host worldview, the degree of DNA fingerprint mismatch between father and son and mother and child shall not exceed 1 in 30 billion, otherwise the egg filling will not produce an effect. ）

Method: .......

Ingredients: bamboo shoots, bamboo shoots, crispy pork bones, fish maw, penguin eggs. ”

Lin Chou finished watching the barrage of the system uncle and rubbed his temples.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Hehe~

Sure enough, it's a dog beeping system that can be routine.

What a strong iron bone!

This is not an iron bone, you should be called "my head is very iron", right?

Okay, he has been cheated so many times, and Boss Lin still has expectations for the system...

It's just childish.

So this dish is specifically to provoke family conflicts, Lin Choudu didn't dare to think about the scene of people such as the famous little expert Prince Huang, Bai Qiongshou who was afraid of his wife, and others who returned home after eating and drinking at his place.

Absolutely, absolutely and absolutely deadly, hey!

I, Lin Mou, am just a super handsome and super nice cook, I don't want to be an executioner with a lot of blood debts, hey!

Brain pain.

Comparatively speaking, the egg and dog beep system inertia ellipsis in the back are not so conspicuous...

Isn't it just to identify whether the father has a cross-racial relationship when eating vegetables, nothing special, it's normal and easy to understand, dare to be single.

emmmm...

What is this, if there are more lice, you don't have to bite and you don't have to worry about debts?

Lin Chou sighed,

"Huh? Did anyone just talk to me? ”

Wanderer: "......"

Chatting or something, now the interest in communication has been completely lost.

Outside.

Yanhuishan has ushered in a disastrous and very familiar scene.

The dogs all over the mountains dug out countless holes and gnawed all the fragrant red bean fruits that had just been settled with the potted plants for a few days.

After reading it, Lin Chou said that he was quite blue and thin, and wanted to cry.

However, in the yingyingying sound of the big guy of Xuetuanzi, there is still the most excited guy so far.

The four dogs whined and barked.

Oh my God, hundreds of dogs, what a familiar smell, what a kind whining.

Friends don't see each other for many years, you have to say hello, it's about politeness and quality, and you can't be sloppy at all.

So the question is - how can it make its friends who used to advance and retreat and gnaw the world smell its ass?

The size of the four dogs can be called covering the sky and the sun, causing its butt to hang ten meters high in the air, so the four dogs have already smelled the butts of other dogs, what should it do with its own buttocks?

It's a kind and friendly tradition with a long history of being kind, friendly, and if you don't smell it, it's a big deal.

It will make other dogs think that its dog quality is worrying, and how will it marry a daughter-in-law in the future...

Distressed!

So, in the eyes of everyone, the four dogs lay down on their backs and flattened their limbs, revealing a round belly like a sphere and an N-meter-long dingding.

The Wandering Demon's men surged in from all directions, instantly filling and drowning the four dogs.

“......”

Lin Chou spurted out a mouthful of old blood and spurted eighteen meters six, feeling that all the faces on his body were stripped of by this dog.

The frying pan with red and blue flames roared by,

"Bang~Boom~"

Half of the four dogs' bodies didn't move, and half of their bodies, including their heads, seemed to have been chiseled by a meteorite, and the whole body was below ground level, and their two hind legs were still twitching.

Even Leng Han was stunned by the blackness of his hand, and his mouth opened into an O-shape,

"It's not going to be killed, is it..."

It's not just that everyone has the kind of skin of the mountain master, well, of course, dogs can't either!

Lin Chou arched his hand towards everyone, with a serious face,

"The discipline is not strict, see the smile, don't leave at night, the dog meat pot goes."

What tonnage is Lin Chou's hand strength? And in addition, I have to add the power of the desolation accumulated in the twenty years of being single, and if you don't dare to believe it, maybe this thing can cultivate Mars when he cultivates the Five Dragons Pillar Technique~

The four dogs were bombarded by such a king and the whole dog was confused, the posture really seemed to be named by a meteor, there was probably a few tens of seconds of reaction time before he turned over from the pit, and the four paws scratched the ground frantically, screaming,

"Ahh

Qin Sheng muttered,

"It's not a good time, one of the two eldest brothers is a fool, no one cares about hacking me to death, and the other... Woo woo... Let the family be swollen and live... Can you leave a way to live..."

"Boom~"

There was another popping sound in the distance, and the ground trembled.

Qin Sheng was stunned,

"Said... It's still an echo..."

Suddenly, the top of Yanhui Mountain suddenly darkened.

A huge black vortex appeared close to the crown of the dome, and it quickly expanded to cover the entire mountain, quite overwhelming.

Where have Qin Sheng Erhu and the other group of students seen this posture, the heavy level of coercion almost pressed them down.

Huang Dashan's hands moved, and the two giant axes larger than the table top were already up.

"What people!"

Huang Dashan sneered in his heart, we have Lin Dali, there is a cold tyrannosaurus, there are rolling adults, there are four dogs, there are small hairballs, and even you and I are here, which bastard who doesn't want to die dares to make a mistake!

Isn't it okay for everyone to stay away and live well, do you have to run over and sell cute?

Lin Chou sighed,

"It's a ripe breath... It's..."

In the center of the whirlpool, a huge pillar as thick as a mountain crushed down with an unstoppable momentum, and the dome built by the master of the system himself was like nothing.

"Boom~"

It's dark.

Leng Han's figure was suddenly plated with a misty light, and it became as unreal as a flower in the moon mirror in the water.

At the same time, the sound of conversation came from the top of everyone's heads,

"Have you found the boss, don't bring anything strange back this time."

"Shut up! Boss, are you there, are you there... Something went wrong... Close your eyes and be careful of 'motion sickness'... Huh..."

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, it seems to be the taste of the boss lady, na, na, I said that we went on a date, you still don't believe it... Hee-hee... The proprietress often comes to play when she is free~"

"Scared, the boss lady is also there? Boss, Xiaomi is giving you a New Year's greeting in advance~"

As the giant pillar retracted upward, Leng Han's figure dimmed like a candle flame about to be extinguished.

She opened her mouth as if to say something, but the voice could no longer be heard.

Only then did everyone see the true appearance of the giant pillar.

Huang Dashan's whole person is Spartan,

"Feelings, what kind of well??"

You can believe that the mouth of a well is thicker than a mountain!

Lin Chou frowned,

"The Mi sisters are uprooted... Is something wrong with the Black Sea again..."

There was movement again in the distance,

"Boom~"

The direction is still the black sinking sea.

Then, a spherical object swooped over from the back mountain and plunged into Lin Chou's arms.

"Goo-goo-goo! Twitter~! ”

An eager thought was transmitted to Lin Chou's mind,

"Skin... Body... It was stolen..."

This mysterious and mysterious "idea" communication method is transmitted to Lin Chou, to the effect that "the body/skin has been stolen".

The huge wooden "skin" that the hairball sank to the bottom of the sea defense line was stolen...

Lin Chou's face instantly turned black as blood at the bottom of the pot - what kind of fucking operation is this? That thing bigger than a mountain can be "stolen"?!

Lin Chou threw out a small blackboard, and the small blackboard with words such as "closing" was directly inserted into the stone with a sound of "Zheng", and the sparks burst out.

Everyone was terrified, Lin Chou exploded?

Well, that's right, whoever the proprietress is robbed has to be like this...

Boss Lin roared angrily,

"No one, can take anything from me without spending money, no!!"

A large iron chain was skillfully tied around his waist, and then with a wave of his hand, Boss Lin was pulled away by a convenient shovel tied to the end of the iron chain like a light fluttering flag under the baptism of everyone's fairy-like gaze.

Lin's Great Transfer - I'll Throw Myself!

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