Chapter 1073: No Hurry, No Hurry (2-in-1)
The operation of collecting seven three yellow adult chicken feathers to summon the warlock uncle has become a legend in the small circle of Yanhui Mountain, and it is an enduring topic, and it has always been talked about by the big guys.
Hmm, but there is obviously a small problem here: who is a normal person who would be okay to summon the warlock uncle, is it because he thinks that he is too lucky, his life is too long, and his life is too monotonous and boring and not passionate?
Even if Uncle Warlock now undertakes all kinds of non-mainstream businesses to make a little money, those who summon people to chat with dozens of circulation points may be able to unexpectedly gain Uncle Warlock's friendship.
The truth is: who the fuck would dare? Don't want this friendship!
Of course, a high-end proposition like this, Secretary Qin, an outsider, must be unclear.
Qin Caishen himself is not an evolutionary, and understanding Yan Huishan and Lin Chou is still through tax statements and Qin Sheng's idle talk.
What about Alie, it is better to say that he is a cultivator than to say "cultivation", and if he talks too much, it may be understood that the bloodline ability of this product is similar to "Silent Zen" - well, in other ways, Alie rarely talks about other evolutionaries Kan Dashan, and he knows a little about Lin Chou, but it is also limited.
After getting up, Alie picked up a large handful of weeds with small purple flowers from the ground.
"Well, this thing is called alfalfa grass, right, I remember that chickens seem to like to eat this thing, goo, goo, Sanhuang, where are you?"
Alie is also a regular customer of Yan Huishan, and basically as long as he doesn't dig roots and cut down trees or is unlucky enough to catch up with the mental aunt of Nepenthes, these fences will not consider hanging him up and beating him.
Alie looked through the gap in the pitcher plant, intending to find Sanhuang's hiding place.
"Lord Sanhuang? Lord Sanhuang? It's delicious here~"
The last sentence clearly worked, and with a whoosh, a large rooster with burly and shiny feathers appeared on the other side of the fence.
To say that Lord Sanhuang is also getting more and more obese now-Uncle Warlock is too diligent to come back to Yanhui Mountain.
Alie was overjoyed, and threw the alfalfa grass in his hand into it,
"Lord Sanhuang, come on, this is a new flavor of weeds that you can't usually eat outside the fence, I heard that the forest usually doesn't feed you, isn't this a big deal!"
Alie has decided to apply for a "hurt" subsidy after going back, and he dares not to give it, hum, when the time comes, please try the tortoiseshell binding of Lord Ale~!
Sanhuang in the fence looked at Allie's honest face very cautiously, slowly approached the alfalfa grass on the ground, and shaved a few times with his feet, and was furious.
"Oh, oh~"
Three Yellow Toes haughtily pulled chicken manure on a pile of beautiful alfalfa grass with small purple flowers, and walked away disdainfully.
Azu: "??? β
What the hell is wrong with this chicken!
Secretary Qin still had some ideas, and reminded,
"Ale, chickens should love insects, right?"
Ale's sudden realization,
"Yes, yes, yes, it's time to eat bugs, it's time to eat bugs."
Alie stomped around, found a cool, damp place away from the fence wall, slapped open the soil layer, and in less than ten minutes, he picked out a large handful of fat earthworms from it.
Alie looked at the earthworm in his hand and recalled with a face,
"When I was a child, when my family first started raising wild boars in Montenegro, the little piglets quit milk and didn't eat, but I dug earthworms, dried and ground powder, mixed them in pig food, and opened them for the little piglets."
Secretary Qin cocked his thumb and said with appropriate compliments,
"Lord Ale, what a life!"
Aleh said proudly,
"Of course, the feed mixed with earthworm powder is fed to the pigs, and the pigs do not grow as fast as usual, and there is a lot of lean meat, but they are too tired, and they can't dig a few buckets in a day, and there are not many after they are dried."
Alie threw a few earthworms into the fence wall, and began to call out affectionately to Lord Sanhuang.
"Goo~"
Sanhuang didn't go far originally, and soon staggered back unhurriedly, tilting his head to look at a puddle of earthworms on the ground.
"Eat, eat, Lord Sanhuang, we still have it in our hands after eating~"
As a result, the effect this time was not as good as alfalfa grass, and Sanhuang didn't even have the action of picking, and walked away directly with his buttocks.
Alle: "......"
Alie was stunned for half a minute, and roared,
"What do you mean by that chicken! What does it mean! I've never seen such an arrogant chicken in my life! β
Alie grabbed Secretary Qin's collar,
"Secretary Qin, tell me, what do you mean by this chicken??"
Qin Yuanfeng swallowed his saliva,
"Uh, maybe... Hey, it's back! β
Alie was stunned for a moment and looked back.
I saw Lord Sanhuang swaggering back with these four square steps, standing still in the gap of the fence facing the two of them, as if deliberately so that the two of them could see their mighty posture clearly.
"Wow~"
Lord Sanhuang cried loudly and flapped the ground with his wings and feet.
"What is it doing?"
"Well, it looks like it's... Dance? β
"It's a really stumbling jump."
β......β
Jumping and jumping, the ground under the feet of Lord Sanhuang suddenly seemed to melt, and the soil retreated evenly and neatly to the surroundings, revealing a large black hole.
Then, a big guy with a round rumbling like a pink soft body crystal peeked out of it and just happened to put Sanhuang on top of his head.
"Ah~"
The round creature opened its mouth wide to reveal two small, disproportionately small, black teeth, as if looking ahead with its mouth and teeth.
Lord Sanhuang was swaggering, singing above the head of this giant creature dozens of times the size of its head alone.
Alie and Secretary Qin looked at each other,
"This, this thing, like... In fact... Maybe it's an earthworm?? β
The two of them fell into deep self-doubt.
Ban Yu,
"This chicken..."
"It's poisonous..."
When there was a resounding iron abacus that only went in and couldn't leave, a dignified fifth-order boss, the identities of the two of them were there, and now they were actually despised by a chicken...
Who can withstand this!
Allet's smack his lips,
"No, I have to save some money - by the way, Lao Qin, the two of us have gone to the countryside together, how about giving us a few years of exemption when we go down to collect taxes?"
"Don't even think about it!" Qin Yuanfeng's face darkened, "Okay, what are you doing with your money, besides, you are a fifth-order evolutionary, are you very short of money." β
The fifth-order evolutionaries that Qin Yuanfeng knew, every time he went around the wilderness, as long as he could come back, he didn't dare to think that one hundred and eight hundred thousand circulation points would be more than enough, at least one or two hundred thousand would be more than enough.
In other words, if it weren't for the poll tax that restricted them, these guys would have been able to buy Mingguang as private.
Ale's face was full of seriousness,
"Save money! I'm going to ask Lin Zi to stew this chicken next time! What is the price of food here in the forest, hehehehe..."
Qin Yuanfeng was speechless,
"Seriously, there must be a hurry over there, or you can go in again and snatch this chicken out."
Ale's head shook like a rattle,
"Don't, my origin armor has been shattered, it will take several hours to recondense it, and the origin weapon has also been smashed by that three-meter-tall iron-blooded female man, it will take longer, I'll go in now, hehehe, in the sword rain full of trees, I can count as a slightly stronger hob meat at most, and I can leave a whole corpse of Amitabha."
Qin Yuanfeng said in surprise,
"So evil?? You... But it's the fifth order..."
"Also, the iron-blooded female man you just said was still two meters, why did it become three meters in a while?"
Aleh said sullenly,
"Anyway, I can only deal with one of Jian Yu and the four-meter iron-blooded female man, and that was just before I went in, and now, I can't even deal with one."
"And I've said so much today that I can't get the momentum up anymore."
Qin Yuanfeng also knew that he was not lightly injured when he looked at Alie, after all, he was beaten up.
Qin Yuanfeng said very sadly,
"What can I do, this, this... If you know that I can't even do this... I don't want any bonuses for the whole year..."
Alezhi rolled his eyes,
"This little thing? Secretary Qin, if 'this little thing' is really just 'this little thing', is it a crime to dispatch me, a fifth-order you, a senior secretary of the committee? β
Secretary Qin: "It's better that you don't speak, why do you feel a little panicked when talking to you." β
In the next hour, Secretary Qin and Alie tried all kinds of ways to change the various flavors of insects and small vertebrates that "chickens" might be interested in, including but not limited to corn candy, chocolate, popcorn, etc., but they failed to impress Lord Sanhuang's heart.
Afterwards.
Qin Yuanfeng lay on the ground without an image and gasped, and by the way, he wiped the black mud that had just been touched by digging scorpions on his face,
"I said Ale, I didn't expect you to have the habit of carrying candy corn with you..."
"You're no better, you didn't take out the chocolate popcorn and lollipops? If you think about it, who will eat lollipops, it's a hell! β
"Don't talk about those who don't have it, if you don't bring this chicken back today, my cheekiness is hopeless, and I will just take it to paste the wall and count the ball."
β......β
A wall apart is like the end of the earth.
Just as the two exhausted bigwigs were complaining to each other, a young man's voice suddenly came from the other end of the fence,
"Uncle Alie, Secretary Qin!"
"Who's talking?"
"I'm too tired, maybe it's a hallucination, after the forest is closed, where will there be people."
"I've heard that if this hill's defense means are activated, the corpse tide and beast tide can withstand it!"
In order to prove that he was not a so-called hallucination, the old man threw the tail needle that Secretary Qin had just thrown into the fence wall and threw it again on Alie's face.
"Uncle Ale, I, the door is in condition!"
"What a special door frame, Lao Tzu still has a window sill! Hey... Wait..."
The door behind the fence can't help but smile bitterly,
"Uncle Ale, do you remember?"
After all, the old man has a military background, and Alie is an old friend of the Zhao family, so he naturally walks around with the garrison quite diligently.
"Hmm... Your dad is the one... Right... It's the kid who came to Liu Shuli later..."
It is normal for two families to have a marriage, especially a military and merchant family, but it is rare for a father to take his son to the door.
- This shows how poor the garrison is, and his father can't afford to support a new evolutionary like his son.
The door was dark at the time, but I could only grit my teeth and admit it.
"Uncle Ale, I'll help you catch the chicken, and you have to do me a small favor too."
Alie didn't answer, his mind was analyzing the scene in front of him.
Yan Huishan has closed the door, no matter who goes in, it will be a good beating, but this kid is standing here safely and soundly bargaining with him and has not been pierced into a sieve by the rain of swords, hmm... Just now, the iron-blooded woman said that she was soaking in a hot spring...
Phew, what a iron-blooded woman, that's the number one proprietress coming... To say that the taste of Lin Zi is really heavy... Bah... What the hell am I thinking...
emmmm...
"Hold the grass, you mother!" Alie's brain was like electricity, and his face turned blue, "I can't help you with this little favor!" β
Secretary Qin's eyes were embarrassed, and he obviously figured out the middle joint, and suddenly felt the urge to slap himself.
(I'm Nima, this kid, this kid can't hook up with the boss lady...) οΌ
Anyone who sees such a thing is iniquityβ
Secretary Qin can have the idea of getting closer to Qin Sheng and Lin Chou, this Nima encounters this kind of thing, will Lin Chou be angry with himself and then anger at the child in the future?
To paraphrase a sentence from Yan Hui Mountain, after all, no one can do it like a wild donkey with a grassland on his head like a pot...
Seeing that the expressions of the two elders were wrong, he said inexplicably,
"Uncle two, what are you thinking?"
"Boss Lin left the night before and didn't see anyone, I didn't send this meal money to my family, and now I can't even get out, and the two waiters don't know how to get it, just throw me a box lunch and don't care, this suddenly snow covers the mountains and the sky is full of sword rain... Well, it doesn't matter, I've been hungry for two days! I'm an evolutionary, and I'll starve to death here in less than a day and a night..."
The door condition includes the back mountain, cold storage, incubator, and kitchen, and there are a lot of delicious food.
The point is that he tried it, and he could only look at it, and if he touched it, it would be empty, just like the virtual picture made by the 3D projection technology before the cataclysm.
The door situation is a little worried in my heart - this method feels a bit like the space method of the warlock uncle!
The leopard owes, can't be provoked, farewell!
If you touch it, you will be dead and unlucky, and you will be unlucky for half a year.
I heard that Uncle Warlock and Lin Chou have a good relationship with thieves, but I really didn't feel that my life was so hard that I could fight against the anti-theft methods blessed by Uncle Warlock's negative luck.
As a result, the entire Yanhui Mountain didn't dare to touch anything he could see or couldn't see.
Just such a little misunderstanding, which caused the door condition to almost be starved out of mental illness, if it wasn't for that Wu Ke to get him some food stock, he might really have to cook his belt and eat...
However, this is not a long-term solution.
He is an evolutionary, and what he needs to replenish is food with origin, and ordinary ones can only fill their stomachs, but they can't eat enough!
The door situation was also unlucky, Lin Chou pouted his ass and left, and he forgot about waiting for the housekeeper to take the money to ransom people.
And there is such a big thing in the base city, where does the stepmother have time to take care of him.
Put aside their thoughts, Yanhui Mountain is Lin Chou's territory, recognize money and not people, and then use the money to redeem people and work together, not in a hurry~