Chapter 1099 Bad Fate~ (Happy Spring Festival!) )

Of course, it's impossible to eat edamame or something, but you have to be considerate of the feelings of a guy who hasn't eaten edamame for ten years and hasn't tasted the taste of fragrant marinade.

From a certain medical theory, this kind of behavior can help Lin Moumou to carry out healthy psychological construction and recovery.

There is also a high chance that it will be simply gluttonous.

A few people walked slowly in the direction of Yanhui Mountain, and Lin Chou said,

"Do you know what I think most often when I stay over there?"

Huang Dashan pondered for a moment and said happily,

"Want a pretty little sister?"

The thing glanced at Leng Han, and quickly added,

"For example, Lieutenant General Leng is such a beautiful young lady~"

Well, although I still suffered a lot of ice hockey balls, my face didn't hurt at all.

Lin Chou said weakly,

"I..."

In fact, Lin Chou often misses the smoky kitchen on Yanhui Mountain, and there are always guests poking their heads at the kitchen door, as if there is some king-sized secret hidden in the kitchen, even if they can't see anything, they are still happy.

I really miss the stuffed underground cold storage, the hanging air-dried cured meat hanging in front of the house and behind the house, and the dazzling array of large and small in the mountain stream behind the house...

Well, even those sour papaya trees that can't clean the hive seem to have become particularly cute in memory.

When he was in the crystal world, Lin Chou suddenly discovered:

Ah, it turns out that collecting addiction is like this, leaving Yanhui Mountain feels like abandoning the whole world.

Yes, Lin Chou firmly believes that the main source of his "homesickness" is abundant food inventory, especially after living alone with millions of ducks for ten years, the concept of "people" and "friends" has become blurred, leaving only firewood, rice, oil, salt, and a mouthful of unpalatable duck rice in the bowl.

Thinking about the fact that there is a lot of inventory at home, they are honestly waiting for themselves to go back to be lucky.

Lin Chou's mood was like the New Year, and he was so happy that he flew up.

As soon as he entered the gate, the deceitful and bluffing Su Yourong rushed out, followed by the big-breasted sister and Wu Ke, as well as the door brother with a bag of tears.

"Wet Tiger!"

"Boss!"

"Brother Sorrow!"

"Woo woo woo Lin boss, you're finally back~"

The yellow-faced and thin-skinned brother hugged Lin Chou's thighs with a whimper, and the tears directly wetted Lin Chou's pants with a splashing posture as if he didn't want money.

Boss Lin is struggling in his heart.

What's wrong with this buddy, who is this buddy, does this buddy have anything to say about the relationship with me?

"Calm down, calm down, didn't I say, who are you, brother?"

It's been ten years, and the gods can't remember the face of the last new customer in the restaurant ten years ago, so it's not to blame Lin Chou at all.

The door was stunned all of a sudden,

"I.... You..."

The expression of the door situation was full of resentment, just like the resentful woman who had just been abandoned, repeated,

"Boss Lin, you..."

Lin Chou suddenly panicked, if he hadn't known that Mingguang had passed for less than a week, he would almost have thought that this was Su Yourong's son-in-law.

Before he finished speaking, he was pushed aside by Huang Dashan,

", what's the matter with you!"

After a while, the four dogs with kite strings tied around their necks returned at a gallop, and the rolling uncle was tied to the kite string in the air to pose in various poses and fly himself.

A kick will take the opportunity to please the four dogs to fly, immediately feel the weight of the body, and then be a rolling adult sturdy real * bear hug.

Lin Chou felt that he had been squashed.

Then, an off-road vehicle roared towards Yanhui Mountain, and suddenly swerved and crashed into the pitcher plant fence next to it.

Zhao Er, who was drunk with red light, climbed out of the car and burped loudly.

"Ha, give, fry a few good dishes for your second master, burp~"

Everyone: "......"

(I thought that the drunk who crawled out of it would be warm wine, which seems to be a bit inconsistent with Zhao Erye's personality, haha.) )

As soon as Lin Chou's upper eyelids and lower eyelids matched, he opened his mouth and came,

"Nepenthes has broken a leaf, count you as 200 circulation points."

Well, I heard that before the cataclysm, drunk driving in some countries was criminally responsible, and the maximum sentence was 15 years.

Smelling the smell of wine on Zhao Erye's body, it is estimated that it is basically not difficult to directly dry the upper limit indefinitely.

How much did you drink??

Huang Dashan approached Lin Chou and bit his ears,

"The second master is planted this time, and the moment you stunned Sister Xingxing, it was counted on the head of the second master Zhao."

Lin Chou's expression gradually became solemn, and he fell into thought,

"When?"

Huang Dashan looked at Zhao Er with a sad face, he was really planted, it has been ten years, Lin Chou has long forgotten about it.

Zhao Er is still yelling at five and drinking six,

"What, look down on your second master? What you have is money!! ”

"Lao Tzu... Belch... What Lao Tzu has now is money... Not necessarily in a few months... Father... Lao Tzu flowers, flowers, flowers, stepping horses do not leave her a circulation point... Grass..."

"What are you doing in a daze, picking up customers, the store is bullying customers?"

"Damn Lin Chou, you kid bullied me, and you look down on me, don't you? You all look down on me! ”

"My Zhao family... Belch... There is Zhao Qingcang above, Zhao Zheng and Zhao Ziyu below... Belch... Five of our brothers... Hung up a... There are only four left... None of them are angry..."

"The fifth order of bullshit, the fifth order is like stepping on the street, Lao Tzu also wants to be beautiful..."

"I've been riding more than 40 people, and I'm still riding a horse from time to time with a leather whip and cold water, and it's embarrassing to step on a horse, shameful!"

"Woo woo, my father, Zhao Lao picks up ashes, the one who steps on the horse is a bad species, he actually asked me to marry Xingxing!"

"Woooooo

"Woooooo

What kind of joy to return, what kind of grievances, what kind of gossip of the mountain master, all of them were destroyed by Zhao Erye's tears and mudslides.

Lin Chou looked at Zhao Er, who couldn't cry, swallowing his saliva with a bang, his voice trembling,

"Uh... Isn't it so wicked..."

Huang Dashan was also swallowing saliva there, wanting to cry and laugh at the same time.

The mountain master made a movement of carrying things,

"What's that, Sister Xingxing... Ahem... It is said that when Zhao Erye carried her back... I accidentally touched someone's thighs and buttocks..."

The crowd fell into deep thought.

Everyone was silently pondering how to not touch that person's thighs and buttocks if they were carrying someone on their backs, and there was probably only one conclusion: the collar of the neck.

Shan Ye said,

Then Sister Xingxing caught Old Man Zhao and shouted everywhere that Zhao Er touched her... What's... Old man Zhao is quite angry... And then... And then it became like this..."

Lin Chou: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Think about Sister Xingxing's fluffy and fierce face, and then think about her coveting Zhao Erye's ass for many years.

Gee!

Sad, take pity on my second master Zhao.