Chapter 1101: Skill: Passive Hammer
The whole Yanhui Mountain is filled with a pungent spicy smell, and there is the pungent heat of mountain pepper oil in the spicy, and the power of devil pepper and mountain pepper oil bless each other and intensify, which makes people move to tears.
Su Yourong was choked with red eyes and sneezing constantly, and after holding on for a while, he pulled his big-breasted sister and ran to the backmountain hot spring to hide and play.
Zhao Erye had a wine glass in one hand and a large bottle of happy water in the other hand, and said while pouring it into his mouth,
"Huh?! This wine is good... It's so good... Forest... Lin Zi has a new product... Don't say hello either... I heard that before the cataclysm, there was a foreign sparkling wine... Isn't that what it means? Hehe... The colors are a bit quirky..."
Everyone forced their laughter,
"The second master eats vegetables, eats more vegetables, right~"
Zhao Er looked very happy.
Ah no, to be precise, sometimes very happy, sometimes crying bitterly, the speed of the lighter change is simply 6 to fly.
"Okay, good, eat food... Die... This dish... Why is my tongue a little stinging..."
Everyone: "......"
Nonsense, that's how old peppers are! There is also the blessing of mountain pepper oil in the triple soup!
It's strange that you don't sting in your mouth when you take a bite of food, pour a mouthful of ice and enjoy itβthese two things add up to like garlic when you eat green onions raw, at least with a power of *10.
The mountain master stabbed Wu Ke,
"Hey, I said Xiao Wuzi, your idea is good, how do you know that the second master can't taste it?"
Wu Ke pouted very arrogantly,
"It's all drunk like this, you can't taste it if you leave it alone!"
"Besides, eating so many chili peppers, drinking chilled Kole at this time is much more exciting than drinking liquor directly."
The mountain master and the white dome gave him a thumbs up together,
"You kid, you have something in your head."
In fact, according to Zhao Er's drinking method, Lin Chou really didn't dare to give Ya's colorful snake king wine.
Will you drink to death and don't mention it first, if you can't pay back the main thing, wouldn't Lin Moumou be so distressed that she exploded on the spot?
Second Master Zhao's poverty is not really poor, it is estimated that it is mainly born from the old Zhao at home who habitually eats overlord meals - it has become the habit of the Zhao family not to carry the circulation point in his pocket.
Second Master Zhao scolded and said,
"Lao Tzu wants to escape, Lao Tzu will run away after eating the last meal cooked by Linzi."
"Don't even think about finding Lao Tzu, hehe~"
"Don't look for it!"
Lin Chou rubbed his eyes and walked out, and glanced at Zhao Er,
"Mad, there's a great object, do you have to make the whole world smell of love?"
Huang Dashan: ???
Wow Lin Moumou, your brain circuit is very strange, so you understand this matter like this?!
Hey...
Wait a minute...
The figure is...
it!
Huang Dashan quickly changed his face,
"Tsk, that's it, isn't this not done yet, do you want to get the ultimate singles night party out first or what?"
The mountain master spoke loudly, and the figure who hurried to arrest people under the mountain slowed down.
Bai Qiongshou was suddenly enlightened by Huang Dashan's eyes.
He quickly picked up the wine glass and poured it,
"Second master, second master, you drink slowly, I know that you are happy, it took more than forty years to find your sweetheart, it is simply slippery... Ahem.. It's just celebrated all over the world haha, all over the world celebrated. β
A group of people hula surrounded Zhao Er at once, and it was not lively to change the cup.
Zhao Er looked confused, and he didn't know what the situation was.
But people who drink too much, what others say is what they say,
"Huh?"
"Ahh
"What's going on?"
"Right~"
"Happy!"
"Drink!"
Leng Han watched the whole process, the expression on his face was about to be unbearable, and he said, "I'll go to the back mountain to find Yourong", and left.
Lin Chou couldn't worry about whether the meeting between Leng Han and the big-breasted sister would demolish the mountain as a whole, because the unpredictable figure under the mountain had already come to him.
Sister Xingxing roared,
"Zhao Er! Are you still running? Do you still dare to run?! β
"I don't want to admit it, do you?"
"Lao Tzu is young to kill you!"
The powerful and heavy sound wave trifecta suddenly shook everyone on the mountain out of negative states such as tinnitus, dizziness, cardiac arrest, etc.
Zhao Er looked ignorant,
"Who, who's calling me?"
Everyone sitting around the table turned back suspiciously, as if they had just seen Sister Xingxing.
"Hey, Sister Xingxing is here."
"Good afternoon, Sister Xing."
looked half-embarrassed and a little "shy", as if she had just called a beer girl in a bar and then her daughter-in-law was killed at the scene.
also has good acting skills, such as an aunt like Shan Ye,
"It's a man's time, women are making a lot of fun, go and go, and stay there!!"
Sister Xingxing's tiger body was shocked, super fierce.
Of course, Sister Xingxing's fifth-order evolutionary ears had already listened to the words of this group of guys as early as the mountain - but they still felt as if there was always something wrong.
Huang Dashan also followed the shock, and stood up directly with a bull's eye, which was even more fierce.
"What, Ah Xing, what do you think? With whom are you yelling at you and drinking? Our second master dared to yell over and yell at you before he got married, such a package of people listen here, if we get married, our second master will not be beaten and angry every day?! β
"Damn, your old man is shameless, you tell me in front of the big guys, come on, come on, Ah Xing, tell me, what are you going to do? What do you want to do? You're going to die sei?? β
"I don't think the girls are the best, they don't know anything at all, marry such a thing and go home, our second master... Hmph..."
The expression of the mountain master was really vivid disdain and resentment.
Sister Xingxing's eyes widened and she glanced:
Zhao Er was so drunk that he kept shouting words like "drink", "happy" and "this wine is good", while the others had an expression of a little aggrieved, a little want to speak, and dared to be angry and dare not speak, while Lin Chou, who was standing on the side, moved his eyes back and forth between himself and the people at the table, surprised and inexplicable.
My heart suddenly chuckled,
"It's broken, it's broken, it's broken..."
Sister Xingxing swallowed her saliva, and her voice dropped by more than 90 decibels.
"I didn't mean that... This one... That..."
The mountain lord's "fierce" teeth,
"What do you mean? What are you looking at? β
If someone dares to talk to her like this in normal times, regardless of whether it is Huang Dashan or Green Mountain, Sister Xingxing has already passed by a forty-eight-ton big-eared scraper.
Not today!
Not only is it not good, Sister Xingxing is also panicked.
Originally, she thought that Zhao Er was going to roll up and run away... But now that I look at it, it doesn't seem to be the same as I thought...
What did Zhao Er say?
Bachelors Night!
Drink!
Glad!
emmmmm...
That's what you agree with? Don't run anymore?
Oops, suddenly a little shy...
But...
Wait a minute!
Sister Xingxing's mind was racing, and she suddenly felt that her brain, which had almost been filled with muscles, came to life again.
As we all know, men are very face-loving creatures β especially at the wine table!
Guts*10086, even if you go home and want to kneel on the washboard, kneel on durian, kneel on instant noodles, you have to stalk your neck and your own mother-in-law who doesn't give face, and it's hard to put it bluntly, this thing is called a dead duck with a hard mouth...
Originally, Zhao Er's friend must have an opinion on her own terms, and she understands this completely and very well.
Aren't people just getting a little fun that men understand all the time?,To put it bluntly, isn't it just a gathering with friends to drink a little wine?,There's not even a girl there...
I'm so aggressive, I look like I'm going to kill and rush over...
How can Zhao Er hold his head up in front of his friends in the future? What impression did you leave on others? What should his friends think of themselves?!
Thinking of this, Sister Xingxing gasped,
"Shhhhh
Huang Dashan still maintained the expression of "God is the eldest and my second" looking at people with his nostrils, squinting at Sister Xingxing, and the words he said were even more unbearable.
"Look! Look back! What do you see! β
"Dumb?"
"Speak! Do you want to die sei~? β
Sister Xingxing: "I... I..."
Three minutes later.
After Sister Xingxing apologized to everyone repeatedly, she almost ran away with a red face, and her back was very panicked.
Everyone was stunned, and the worldview collapsed.
Who am I...
Where am I...
Where am I going...
Is the world swollen?
Is there something here that I can't understand about high-end operations?
Huang Dashan, why was your head pumped by frozen ribbon fish when you were a child, so you can be so smart and so good, right? ?
A few minutes ago, they thought that Huang Dashan would definitely be torn to pieces by Sister Xingxing without even a leopard owe, but as a result...
Why is the style of painting suddenly different?
Nima, what kind of sand sculpture show is this!
"The mountain master is awesome!"
"The mountain master is awesome!"
"Awesome!"
The mountain master crossed Erlang's legs, enjoying everyone's toast as a matter of course, while looking at the world with his nostrils.
"Do you know?"
"There is an absolute truth when dealing with a woman in love: self-brain supplementation is the most deadly!"
A group of people turned into dog legs,
"Ooohoh..."
"Wonderful~"
"Master Shan is right!"
Nonsense, when to shoot if you don't hurry up at this time.
I have a good relationship with this goods, maybe I will be taken down by my daughter-in-law from someone else's daughter-in-law bed in the future, and this product can give you a prejudice, righteousness, courage, and the joy of helping others.
I heard Lin Chou suddenly say faintly,
"Have you thought about how to explain to Zhao Er, your old man seems to have confirmed the fact that he wants to marry Sister Xingxing for Zhao Er."
Huang Dashan's stunned expression suddenly froze on his face, and he stumbled under the table.
"I..."
"It's not..."
"Special..."
You're going to die, right? It's going to die!
Huang Dashan roared anxiously,
"Lao Tzu saved his life!"
"Really, otherwise he would have been torn to pieces by the angry Sister Xingxing!"
Lin Chou shrugged,
"Which do you choose, death on the spot or a slow death that lasts at least eighty years?"
"Now, you still have to think about how you should explain when Second Master Zhao wakes up."
"My personal wall crack suggests that you write a will first, so as not to be too late."
Everyone dispersed with a bang, and even the White Dome Capital ran away on the spot.
- They were all involved in the performance just now.
Huang Dashan immediately scolded his mother,
"I'll knock your grandma, come back, and give it to Lao Tzu!"
"Come back... Wori... Die together..."
...
Let the outside toss, Lin Chou doesn't care about those things, he wants to treat himself well and be despicable... Ah no... A sad decade.
Lack of oil and water, it's really a special lack of oil and water, what else is there in that ghost place except duck oil and a little gluttonous coconut oil?
It can almost be said that during the time that Lin Moumou was in the crystal world, there was no day when he was really "full".
I used the fastest time to familiarize myself with the kitchen that I hadn't touched in "ten years", and with a vicious expression, I scrubbed the green rice with clear oil and soaked it.
He carefully selected a good color from the dazzling array of hams on the eaves, and untied it with a few clicks, and only took the most delicate and layered part of the fire square.
The light in Leng Han's eyes could almost hear the sound of "swish", licked his lips with a retrospective taste, and said,
"Are you going to make ham rice balls?"
Lin Chou raised his head and said,
"No, make oily rice, glutinous rice oily rice, the oil star is big, satisfy your hunger!"
Leng Han Nunu mouth,
"If there is no glutinous rice, it will be extinct for a long time, so it is necessary to replace it with green rice."
Lin Chou said,
"Yes, the aroma of green rice is sticky, and it is proper to replace glutinous rice, and the taste will definitely not be bad."
Leng Han thought for a while,
"Haven't heard of this kind of rice... Do you have to add all these ingredients to the rice, a lot..."
Huang Moumou and Wu Moumou in the back covered their faces together and beeped quietly,
"It's not a family, it's not a family."
"That's too cooperative, isn't it?"
"Don't talk about it, it's time for Lin Zi's skills to show off again."
"Brother Sorrow is not hanging, why do you mention these things as if you have changed a person, it is just endless."
Lin Chou's movements under his hands did not stop, and he said with his eyebrows fluttering,
"It's normal that I haven't heard of it, glutinous rice and oil rice can't be counted as a common Chinese cuisine, this dish belongs to the 'water tribe' before the cataclysm."
"The water tribe calls itself 'Sui', the main inhabitation in the upper reaches of the Dulong River and Duliujiang River at the junction of Guizhou and Guizhou, and the Sandu Shui Autonomous County, Libo, Dushan, Duyun and other counties and cities in southern Qiannan, Guizhou Province are its main residential areas, with fish as the totem since ancient times, the water tribe has its own language and traditional writing, the water language belongs to the Sino-Tibetan language family Zhuang Dong Dong (Dong Tai) language branch, the water language ancient writing system picture writing, hieroglyphs and abstract characters are compatible, and the water tribe has its own calendar' Water calendar', the water calendar is basically the same as the summer calendar, the difference is that the water calendar takes August of the summer calendar as the end of the year, and September as the beginning of the year... In general, the culture of the water tribe can be described as a living dictionary leading to the ancient Chinese culture, it is said that the population of the water tribe before the catastrophe was only about 400,000, the water tribe to rice as the staple food, like to eat hot and sour seasoning, there is a custom of 'no vegetables are not sour, no spicy is not eaten'. β
"Well, it is said that the Shui people are very addicted to alcohol, very much alcoholic."
"This glutinous rice and oil rice is a very distinctive breakfast in the aquarium..."
Leng Han's curious baby-like eyes suddenly turned into surprise, and he pointed to the extremely rich raw materials on the board,
"Breakfast? Handful... These for breakfast? Are all Aqua people Hercules, or are they evolutionaries? β
Nearly 20 kinds of ingredients are put on the board, and it is absolutely enough to make a table of small stir-fries, but if it is only used to make this glutinous rice and oily rice, it will inevitably seem too luxurious and hearty - can you really eat such a food with oil and water in the morning?
Lin Chou raised his eyebrows,
"Well, it is about the geographical location of the water tribe life, most of them live in steep mountainous areas, and they mainly farm and grow rice, so they probably need to make this breakfast extra hearty and take it with them as lunch, after all, the mountains are high and the road is far away, and it is not supported for them to return home to eat a comfortable lunch when they are doing farm work."
Leng Han nodded, and suddenly looked a little cute.
She asked,
"So the people of the Shui tribe don't even have to make ham and bacon sour and spicy... It's okay to be spicy... It's sour, it seems strange, eh... I don't really like sour food..."
"Hmm, if it's ham, it seems that you can try it if it's sour?"
"Eh, what should I do if I'm suddenly looking forward to it?"
Lin Chou: "......"
Well, the Cold Tyrannosaurus successfully closed the conversation.
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