Chapter 1129: Do You Want to Evolve Another Mouth?

Si Gaoyi's drunken snoring didn't last long, and the evolutionary of the Mingguang military became a fighter to kill Yan Hui Mountain with a thunderous momentum, and the inner and outer three layers were violent.

Now the high-level of Mingguang has long been rumored to be a soldier, but if there is a little wind and grass, it is like stabbing a hornet's nest, which is bound to destroy all the ill-intentioned thoughts in front of him and completely crush it.

What's more, Si Gaoyi's arrival was as dazzling as the scorching sun in the eyes of some powerhouses who could sense spatial fluctuations, almost comparable to the movement generated by the invasion of the virtual beast.

It's a pity that a strong person like Si Gaoyi is more likely to suffer a catastrophe than a catastrophe of extinction-

It's useless to come in time and move quickly, people are engaged in dimensionality reduction, and the countdown is finished in minutes, and the wine (cola?) Before I woke up, I just played a spot explosion and left behind only beautiful energy fireworks and a puddle of rotten flesh and bones.

Well

It was a real explosion

The real thing!

A large crater exploded in the ground, and half of the evolutionary army brought by the upper echelons vomited blood on the spot.

Si Gao was drunk and very ashamed and said,

"My friend Lin Chou, I'm sorry, @#! Β₯% I usually come into a fight, and the explosion is just a programme. ”

What else could Lin Chou say, saying that he used Coke to get a transcendent magical entity of an otherworldly god so drunk that it exploded directly?

This obviously has little to do with the Mingguang high-level, Si Gaoyi and the Mingguang high-level have no relationship, there is no need to have any psychological burden for hurting a few "low-grade carbon-based creatures" in his eyes, only the strong can be friends with the strong.

The evolutionaries who belonged to the military had to hurriedly close the team, all of them had ugly faces, and the few guys with the rank of lieutenant general who they had high hopes for didn't even dare to say a word, and they didn't even have to say a word about routine inquiries, so they simply turned their heads and left.

- Ask your grandma!

Believe it or not, now that I'm asking, tomorrow the Cold Tyrannosaurus will allow you to experience a death heavier than Tarzan?

Even these lieutenant generals, who know more about the inside story than the little soldiers, can't help but complain:

It's a complete redundancy!

Boss Lin is obviously of the same mind as the Zhao family, how could he do something that endangers Mingguang?

Cut, sending us here is simply taking off our pants and farting for more, the military high-level really can't be fucking soldiers, the heart of playing politics is really dirty, and what I am best at is to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

emmmm

Boss Lin's ability to get lost is super first-class, I heard that most of these people will have some slight face blindness or something, we have so many people in one go, Lin Chou probably won't remember my face, I'm really afraid that he will lose his temper and give us a 1024 discount next time he comes to dinner

These lieutenant generals of the garrison are really afraid, and now when they go to Yanhui Mountain, order a few side dishes and drink a few sips of Sancai snake wine, it seems to be a very face-saving thing in the garrison.

First, most of the military evolutionaries have shriveled pockets and can't even compare to ordinary evolutionaries, and secondly, Lin Chou is also a military son-in-law, commonly known as a military family, and the garrison is a place where the rules are bigger than the sky, can you lead the team to the military family's house to make trouble, and the orders from above will not work, and the general will not be subject to the orders of the monarch outside, and he will not even have his face in order to climb up? Someone will poke the backbone into a hornet's nest!

Of course, the most important point:

What 1024 folds, cold tyrannosaurus, these can be ignored, can't you hide if you can't provoke them?

- But some people really can't even hide, such as Zhao Lao picking ashes, such as Zhao Cannon, such as Zhao Qingcang!

The garrison has a great cause, and it can't stand the sparks and lightning of this old man Zhao all the way, and it is very likely that Zhao Er, Zhao Zheng, and Zhao Ziyu will all be thrown into the gate of the main base of the garrison army according to the size of the crazy output.

belch

Also embarrassed is Cui Meng.

The boss of his own house patted his ass and withdrew, but he didn't explode on the spot and blow up a crack in the ground for himself to get into, so he could only spread there and disguise himself as a salted fish.

Huang Dashan rubbed his hands,

"Linzi, why don't we tear up the ticket, I remember that Si Gaoyi didn't give him any money for his meal, and he made such a big pit out, and filled this Cui or something guy into it and buried it just the right size!"

Cui Meng's eyes widened angrily - with Lao Tzu, he grew such a strong tendon and flesh just to fill the pit and fill the volume?

Facing a monster who could only mingle with his own boss and reach a consensus, Ren is Cui Meng had the strength to be infinitely close to the sixth order, and he didn't dare to speak casually, just looked at Huang Dashan very calmly,

"Don't go too far, I believe in the character of Your Excellency Lin Chou."

"Eh, return the character"

Bang~

Pot to, mountain poured.

Huang Dashan roared with grief and indignation,

"Lin Chou, you've changed, you actually beat me with this pot??"

Cui Meng's cold sweat flowed down,

(this thing, the flesh is so strong?) That's a magical frying pan that even your own big boss can throw down! οΌ‰

(But no, why did you act so weak when you fought in the mountains just now?) He's been hiding it? οΌ‰

I saw Lin Chou smile slightly, and put away the pot without changing his face by the way,

"Well, don't be surprised, maybe he's more resistant to this thing."

Isn't it, a pot of guarantee every day, patting the resistance to the basic skill of the pan paste face will naturally come up.

If Huang Dashan's resistance is rated, it must be Aoyi-level, very cool: Aoyi * pan paste face resistance!

50 percent reduction rate, 99 percent reduction in nasal bone fractures, 50 percent reduction in facial stiffness duration, and so on.

If you only look at this special ability, Prince Huang must at least be an orange flash-level boss template, which requires players to have certain skills and tactics to form a group brush for weaknesses (such as waists).

Of course, after taking out the Yellow Face Boss Mountain, it is likely that he will burst out with a poor and broken waist and an orange quality face that will never wear out, and the additional attributes of the face are probably luck value -10086 and permanent kidney deficiency.

The "Face Boss" and the so-called "Face Fighter" are two species, and one of Huang Dashan's best friends is the Warlock Uncle, and his luck has always been unsatisfactory.

The mountain master who got up from the ground slapped off the dirt on the back of his head and two egg-sized stone fragments that had cracked, and continued to blow laughing unharmed.

Shen Feng suddenly let out a heartfelt sigh,

"I really envy some people's attitude to life, so surprisingly happy, you see the smile of the mountain master, like it is not as pure and immaculate as a dolphin."

Lin Chou was silent for a while,

"Are you sure it's a dolphin?"

Shen Feng nodded,

"I know a lot about dolphins, that's why I say that."

Lin Chou and Shen Feng looked at each other and smiled, everything was silent.

Huang Dashan looked suspicious,

"Why does it always feel like something is wrong?"

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As soon as Si Gao returned to his lair, the slight pain and numbness caused by the drunken coke caused by passing through the space door had disappeared.

"It's really a nostalgic taste, lingering!" Si Gao Yi looked at the empty hall and asked, "Zong Yuan, do you think I should evolve a mouth?" ”

In the dark and dark hall, a pretty figure with a fishtail appeared in the sky:

The braided shell is decorated with skirt pearls, the front convex and backward are very beautiful, and the rabbit on the chest can probably barely kick an eagle to death: an owl.

The mermaid Zongyuan made a strong male voice like eating a scale,

"If the Lord had a mouth, it would be much more fun."

Si Gao stared at Zong Yuan for a long time, and the heavy pressure made the mermaid's tail tremble.

"You are very good at talking, you deserve to be my housekeeper, if it weren't for being so ugly, I wouldn't even be able to help but consider marrying my 139th daughter to you, she is only 109,600 years old this year, very young, a girl who loves to laugh, make trouble and love beauty."

Speaking of this, Si Gao couldn't help but smile dotingly.

Zong Yuan wiped the cold sweat off his head, picked up the two pearls made of tears on the ground and put them away, and calmly patted his pocket to confirm that it would not be left behind.

"Thanks to the wrong love of the Lord, Zong Yuan doesn't dare."

Si Gaoyi waved his tentacles impatiently, as if he was tired,

"Let's go down."

As he spoke, he closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

Zong Yuan sweated like rain and shook like chaff, sighed with relief, and slowly withdrew from the main hall.

As Si Gaoyi fell asleep, the dark hall began to bloom with colorful colors like an ancient creature awakened, and the light bands drifted everywhere, like a flowing galaxy, deducing the story of Si Gaoyi's past, the glorious present and the elusive future.

The bizarre hall was like a stage, and the only huge seat was sleeping Si Gao's huge bodyβ€”a large-eyed form full of tentacles.

It is the Eye of the Void, the Lord of the Void, the oldest race of the Void race, and it is the truth as far as the eye can see.

Legend has it that its eyes open and close with a void gaze fear judgment, looking at who is pregnant and who has a miscarriage, the first time is painless, the second time is super doubled, and the horror is very.

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Yan Hui Mountain.

The customers are like clouds, bustling and noisy.

And Lin Chou is already in the back kitchen preparing for the enrollment scene of Qinshan Institute of Physics tomorrow.

"At that time, there will inevitably be many anxiously waiting parents, and the cold fat house happy water must be able to make them happy."

"Salt-baked chicken is a must-have, well, there are already hundreds of them in the stove, but it's not enough."

"The pig blood soup made on site is also very necessary to restore physical strength and increase endurance."

"As for the higher price"

Boss Lin's shining debut can be regarded as a platform for Sikong, and his face is still very big.

Sikong had already reserved the most conspicuous booth for Lin Chou - if it weren't for Lin Chou's refusal, Sikong would even be ready to contract the faculty and student canteens of Qinshan Institute of Physics to him.

Of course, this kind of business Lin Chou will never do.

He has seen enough of the bear children who are waiting to be fed in the morning and noon and at night, not to mention that the bear children in Qinshan Institute of Physics have increased tens of thousands of times compared to the alleys.

"It's probably going to be a few decades off, right?" Lin Chou thought secretly.

Short-lived ghosts can't do it!

The world is so hot, everyone stays away from each other, isn't it good to live well? Mingguang's land area is definitely enough

Yourong and the big-breasted sister have already packed the things they need to bring, such as lotion, sunscreen, mascara, lip gloss, as well as a gothic maid dress with a look and a leopard skin suspender for the big-breasted sister.

"Hey, are you going to abandon your master and boss and settle in Mingguang?"

Yourong smiled on his little face, his eyes flashed with golden light, and he stretched out his little white hand to be coquettish,

"Wet Tiger~"

Lin Chou hesitated, and was extremely reluctant to put a freshly marinated, steaming elbow on Yourong's hand,

"Beware of burning!"

"And you've been eating a little too much lately, although you're growing up, but you have to be careful that you can't shrink back."

After all, he is his own little apprentice, although he can't even cut shredded potatoes, but he is completely worthy of pampering.

"Ahhh Xiao Yourong seemed to have been bitten by a dog and let out a crisp scream - this damn straight male cancer!

She angrily threw her elbow back into the pot and said crisply,

"Lion Tiger, Sister Chiqi's salary, and the Lun family wants pocket money!"

Lin Chou changed color.

Wages?

Pocket money?

Inexistent!

"Well, wait, it seems like this is the first time that the big-breasted sister has gone to Mingguang."

Lin Chou sighed sadly,

"In the counter drawer, take it yourself."

Su Yourong's eyes were shining,

"Then I'll take it!"

"I really took it!"

"I really, really took it!"

Lin Chou's roar resounded through the kitchen,

"Stay at home tomorrow and cut shredded potatoes, you don't want to go anywhere!"

Su Yourong's excited little face flushed,

"Sister Chiqi, carry the counter, I'm going to buy the next street tomorrow~"

When Lin Chou rushed out of the kitchen with a roar, a room of curious and playful eyes "chuachua" him like flashing lights.

Su Yourongba looked inward at the door outside, sticking out his tongue and grimacing,

"Slightly~"

"The wet tiger is so stingy, but the surname is Su~"

Su Yourong opened his bag with a sigh, and a stack of circulation point cards and several standard source crystals flashed with golden light.

The big-breasted sister pinched a standard source crystal curiously, with a touched and solemn face,

"According to Mingguang's customsβ€”could this be your brother's dowry?"

The crowd laughed.

Su Yourong's face immediately turned red,

"No, don't talk nonsense, it's not!"

In fact, Su Yourong's dowry and her money are all private money she saved.

The Su family can also be regarded as quite a family business, the Golden Circle family, Su Yourong Tianzong has been in charge of the Su family's family business for several years at the age of a child, what is this private money.

Of course, when Yourong left home, she didn't take anything, these are what her brother Su is expected to come over every once in a while-

What if one day the coquettish sister smashes her mouth and is greedy?

What should I do if I want to buy a cute little skirt?

What happens when my brother's self is kidnapped?

Ahem

Su is still counting on his sister to support him, how can he be willing to treat his sister badly.

Especially my sister is doing a poor apprenticeship here in an iron rooster with a black heart, no one loves and no one loves it, just thinking about it makes Su Wang, the brother directly~!