If nothing else, anyone chatting with Sikong will occasionally can't help but want to throw this thing up five thousand meters in the air, and then pull out a 50-caliber luxury blue light Gatling from his crotch to make a hearty tutu tutu.

emmmm, of course, is not absolute, for example, the warlock uncle who is on the scene now does not think so.

Hey, is it true that if you have money, you will be happy? It's just that the rich man's happy warlock uncle can't imagine it at all

The warlock said with great concern,

"So many people eat and drink Lazar, how many circulation points do you have to spend!"

After saying that, Uncle Warlock also looked at Sikong with a very sympathetic look, as if he cared for the two fools.

Do you know what it means for one person to eat enough and the whole family is not hungry~!

A sense of superiority arises spontaneously.

Sikong: "??? ”

Lin Chou sighed.

You see, making friends is also about skill, otherwise it will be easy to get out of the modern ditch.

Uncle Warlock was dragged by Lin Chousheng and ran his leg once, stayed for a while and said a few words, and hurriedly carried a free salt-baked chicken and slipped quickly.

His warlock uncle was also busy slicing Liu Renjun for scientific research, where did he have time to accompany the two of them to eat salty radishes and worry about it.

Sikong thought about it,

"What do you think about inviting the warlock to Qinshan Martial Arts School as a teacher?"

Lin Chou threw the menu away, and took out a garlic cone and licked the garlic.

"He? What to teach students how to face sudden extreme situations, such as brushing a layer of calamity aura in the school or something, the idea is good, but the reality is very cruel, and it doesn't last for a week, I guess your school should be blown up."

You see that this life-ending is very spiritual, Lin Chou feels that his words are really getting more and more decent, which should be a direct manifestation of the growth of emotional intelligence.

Sikong's face darkened directly,

"Of course, I teach space theory! Of course, I don't ask for anything else, I just ask the students to be able to distinguish what a portal is and what a spatial crack is in the future."

"Do you know, the last time I saw a little lieutenant general of the fourth-order garrison, when he went to sea, he happened to run into a void beast in a hurry, and a hole crack thrown out of his tail, he actually dared to touch it with his hands!"

"Damn, do you hear that?"

Lin Chou was speechless.

Well, maybe an education in space theory or something is really necessary, at least it can reduce the way the suns die in the future, right?

"You really don't want me to ask? Oh, they've got some food, so hurry over. Sikong frowned and looked at the cheongsam trio.

Lin Chou said,

"Well, I guess we'll have to wait, they're about to pinch up because of the discussion about whether eating 13-folded buns is auspicious or unlucky, I'd better stay away and see if it's going to be lively, so as not to be splashed with blood."

Sikong glanced at the little boy who was trembling between three very temperamental cheongsam women,

"Oh, woman~"

People come and go, customers are like clouds, and the banners and banners raised on the rostrum seem to be full of the golden light in Lin Chou's eyes.

This wave of propaganda offensive can be said to be quite fierce, but it's a pity that no lucky guy can perform an awakening alienation or something on the spot after eating salt-baked chicken, otherwise those irritable parents are afraid that they will be able to smash the rostrum.

It's the little girl who ate the lucky chicken

Hey!

The enrollment campaign lasted a total of three days.

Sikong has enrolled a total of 10,000 "school-age children", and Lin Chou's income has also achieved brilliant results, which has come to an end for the time being.

On the morning of the second day when Lin Chou returned to Yanhui Mountain, the team of parents who were eager to see their son Jackie Chan had not yet arrived, and the second concubine arrived early on the Pangolin.

Lin Chou said hello to her,

"Well, sit down first, and it'll be fine for a while."

- Tsk, our forest has made a new female (crossed-out) friend!

The second woman sighed, rubbed her eyes and dozed off on the table.

Suddenly, the ordering equipment, which had been improved again and again, sounded dripping.

Lin Chou pinched the paper printed by the machine and was stunned for a long time,

"Huh?!"

Within five minutes, Bao Er hurried to arrive, with a sad face.

"Brother Sorrow, Brother Sorrow, you look at the guy who took this order, this is still a person, huh?"

Lin Chou was pointing to a bowl of bloody things and said lightly to the second concubine,

"Serve hot!"

The second concubine glared at Lin Chou resentfully.

"What's wrong?" Lin Chou asked.

"Nope!" The second concubine gritted her teeth, "Goo dong goo dong!" ”

Bao Er was a little confused,

"What's going on?"

"What's that fried big aunt-like thing? It's disgusting to smell."

Did I break Boss Lin's unknown little hobby?

Lin Chou and the big breasts who rushed to the scene of the crime widened their eyes together, watching the second concubine drink the bowl of indescribable things,

"How does it feel?"

The second concubine covered her mouth,

"Think about spitting"

"Hold on!!" The big-breasted sister, a barefoot man with all kinds of bizarre remedies, has her eyebrows upside down.

In the morning, he returned to Chiyi, and in the afternoon, he returned to Lin Chou, and the two agreed that the second concubine had been hit by a particularly secret poison and needed treatment.

Of course, Lin Chou is not as fierce as the big-breasted sister, and his "treatment" is based on dishes such as pig blood soup, renovated tyrannical wolf sashimi, etc.

- Anyway, after Lin Chou kidnapped the second concubine and Daoyan back to the mountain, the commission ran over and said that if the second concubine was saved, they should be decided, and it would be difficult for anyone to stop it!

Lin Chou shrugged, and after making sure that the second concubine would not be poisoned on the spot by a bowl of soup medicine from the big-breasted sister, he took the time to say to Bao Er,

"It's a bit of a hassle, but it's okay, there's no time limit."

The expression on Bao Er's face changed, thinking about the address

But I don't seem to have the right to refuse, I gritted my teeth for a while and fought hard!

"It's nothing, what's in five minutes, it's guaranteed to be delivered in fifty minutes, it should be."

Late at night, in the wilderness.

Pink lights shoot out from the eyes of the little sheep to illuminate the road ahead, and the speed does not exceed 200 per hour, which is very leisurely for the little sheep, which is equivalent to walking.

Bao Er shrunk in the little sheep, stepped on the grip to control the direction and accelerator, pinched a note in one hand and pointed the needle in the other, still reading.

I saw that the address column on the small note read,

"15 degrees and 03 minutes south-west of the straight line of 133.666 kilometers, with obsidian as the standard to pile up the pentagram one-story tower; due north 19 degrees and 09 minutes straight line travel 99.735 kilometers, with lazurite as the standard to pile up the regular triangle of the first layer of tower;

There are eighty-six lines in the address column, the font is a little bigger, and the printing paper is not enough.

"I'm just delivering takeaways, it's easy, I, the needle and the compass are not the same thing at all, okay, I have to learn arithmetic, Lao Tzu can't stand this grievance!"

Bright light, only the pointing needle does not have a compass, especially the kind of compass that is particularly accurate.

"Bastard, I don't know which unlucky bastard who can't go home is playing Lao Tzu" Thinking about the food in the trunk, Bao Er couldn't help but shrink his neck, "It's still a rich bastard!" ”

Bao Er obviously overestimated his computing power, and he found the place to deliver the food when it was about to dawn.

"Ugh"

There was no one, and there was a lonely place sitting in front of me at the delivery position accurate to eight decimal places

"Hell, the meteorite won't pop out of here, there's no alien flying saucer."

Boss Lin has expanded his food delivery business to the outside of the ball!

This is apparently a predominantly metallic meteorite, about a man tall.

Its surface is covered with traces of melting and solidification, shining with a mottled special metallic cold light, and many bubbles that have broken or are about to burst are burned on the surface of the meteorite, some of which are speckled and leprosy.

The most important thing is that the soil layer around the meteorite is rolling radially, with a diameter of about -

"One, two"

Bao Er really trembled.

A crater that is so fresh that it is still smoking is only two steps in diameter, and this meteorite is one person taller, okay? Why do you land with automatic deceleration?

Bao Er swallowed his saliva and mustered up the courage to step on the hot soil and place various dishes in the predetermined place, that is, on the meteorite.

"Mom, damn, I was wrong, I shouldn't have watched so many things, especially sci-fi"

In comparison, Bao Er is now more willing to face a super high-level super cruel beast than a meteorite that can order takeout.

"I always feel that I will be taken to mate with a beautiful female alien, and then click a slice of the click, poor you, Bao Erye, chaste and martyr, I don't know if the mother alien is not beautiful, the average is D or E or G, usually I don't see a lot of books, whether I live well or not, and there is not much water."

Boom~

There was a violent crashing sound from the meteorite, just like Bao Erye's collapsed heart.

After a long day of psychological construction, a long time of beautiful conjecture was cleared, Bao Er's two legs were soft like springs made of noodles, and he jumped out more than three meters away.

A loud and deep voice sounded from the stone, and it seemed to sound in Bao Er's heart.

“#@！ %”

“%￥#@…”

After a long time, the voice said,

"The simple language formed by rubbing the vocal cords is really interesting."

"Over there" seems to be holding some kind of banquet, and along with the speech, there is a stirring BGM and a loud roar.

At the same time, there were other "voices" sounding in Bao Er's heart,

"Carbon-based organisms? What kind of food can there be in the lower planes, local specialties haha! ”

"Si Gaoyi, you have fallen, the only value of this low-level plane may be to produce a large number of low-quality souls."

"Is this the creature you're waiting for, what will he offer you, stir up the Wraith, or Angry Wraith?"

Bao Er had never felt that there was such a power that could be divided between "evil" and "justice", but now, it took a great deal of courage for him to even look directly into the rift, and those voices made him feel like a hungry wild cat surrounded his thin little mouse at the same time and purred gently.

Airplanes~

The meteorite bloomed in an instant, forming a stardust-like brilliance, turning into a sharp blade that tore the space into a gap.

The rift gradually expanded, and terrifying fluctuations that made the creatures within a hundred miles of the Fang Wilderness tremble and roll out of the rift.

Bao Er was dizzy and forgot all his fears.

He could faintly see a majestic palace of gold and precious stones, and the coquettish voice of a fishtail man, in the ripples of the fissure.

"Mermaid, this is a mermaid, this face, this breast, this leg and this tail I can play for a lifetime"

Then, a wet tentacle stained with a sauce that seemed to have a certain meaty aroma poked out of the crack like lightning, and with some even more terrifying, indescribable tearing sound, the dishes that Boss Lin had carefully cooked disappeared.

At the same time, the yellow clouds in the sky set off stormy waves as if they were rioting, and hundreds of millions of scarlet thunderbolts fell from the clouds, forming an endless sea of thunder and lightning.

"Humph!"

The voice snorted, and the tentacles quickly retracted, and used them to pull the edge of the rift.

The edge of the rift that it had "caressed" was suddenly coated with a deep blue light.

"Hum~"

The boundless sea of thunder rolled for a while, and began to slowly disappear as if it had lost its purpose.

The voice was silent for a second, and said,

"You are a punctual servant, and I will reward you!"

"Do you crave power?"

Bao Er was stunned by a series of operations by the tentacle boss.

(I'm a mother, so Lei Hai shouldn't be the legendary world will of high-level bosses, right?) ）

(999 ah)

(What the hell is that big guy ordering food on the other side)

"No, I'm craving milk baba baba"

Bao Er almost put his real thoughts out of his mouth, and hesitated for a long time before saying,

"No, I'm hungry for speed, right is speed!"

Bao Er's awakening is the agility bloodline, but unfortunately, there is almost no hope of advancement at his age, which is an iron law that cannot be broken as well known to the Mingguang evolutionaries.

emmmmm, except for the pervert of Li Heigou

In short, Bao Er really doesn't feel that he has a protagonist's halo on his body or something, and he can sing a drama against the sky where the salted fish turns over.

(If I double the speed of my bloodline skill, I will be able to reduce the time it takes to deliver food even more, if I try my best to cooperate with the little sheep, hehehe)

The strong spiritual power fluctuations swept over Bao Er, and the voice said,

"You are a loyal servant, then, you desire speed, and I will give you speed, real speed!"

"Wait!!" Bao Er howled coldly.

"Huh?"

Bao Er swallowed his saliva wildly, stared at the crack with his eyes, and said very calmly,

"I'm you from Boss Lin"

"I know."

Bao Erqiang endured the fear brought by the evil and brutal forces in the rift,

"And at what cost?"

Swish~

The purple wave of spiritual power was like a flame that ignited Bao Er and the little sheep under him.

Intense pain hit like a tidal wave, touching the soul and penetrating deep into the soul, pumping and thrusting and back and forth

Except for the pain, all the senses seemed to be closed.

However, Bao Er seemed to hear the voice vaguely say,

"In this way, it seems that the next takeout can be more timely"

Bao's two thousand words are combined into one sentence,

"Hemp wheat husk!"

After squeezing out this sentence from between his teeth, Bao Er simply fainted neatly.

The voice in the chasm snorted,

"Poor, weak, and helpless."

A deep light poured out of it, covering Bao Er.