Unlucky?

Heheda~

Compared to the innocence of the baby daughter and the respect (ao) strict (jiao), that is a thing!

I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it.

The warlock uncle who made everyone in Mingguang frightened and wanted to hug his head and run away never relied on strength, but on his unlucky attribute that would be contagious.

Regardless, 100% of the people had seen a warlock beaten up for the first time in their lives.

I have to say that Uncle Warlock is really a potential all-purpose sandbag, and every punch and kick of the illusory spirit body bursts out of a gray mist, just like shouting out the confidence and pride of the village entrance assembly with its own cement, giving people a very special sense of achievement, of course, the onlookers are also very enjoyable to watch.

The fists and fists enter the soul of the flesh and feet, and the fists and feet and the spirit body are like dry wood meeting fire, and they have to burn with a puff.

Lin Chou opened his mouth and stood there seriously for a long time.

After thinking about it, he finally put the soup bowl in his hand to Uncle Warlock... next to the table.

Well, after all, it's hard to be angry.

The warlock stretched out his trembling hand,

"Lin Zi, you..."

Lin Chouquan didn't hear it.

A few minutes later, Si Gao let out an exclamation that did not match his identity, and the ladies saw the supermarket discount promotion,

"This, this, this! Rule-product?? ”

Uncle Warlock glanced at Wei Qingyu helplessly, in exchange for huge white eyes.

I have to say that to a certain extent, the Silver Flame Beauty is really the eldest sister of Wei Qingyu and the warlock uncle... Belch... Common... Belch...

Anyway, just think about this thing in your heart, and if you say it, you'll die.

"What a wonderful world!" Si Gao's unrivaled spiritual power fluctuated back and forth on Wei Qingyu's body like a huge wave, causing her clothes to hunt, and she sighed as she scanned, "A fragile carbon-based creature, but with this kind of bug-like ability, is this young lady a son of the plane?" ”

Uncle Warlock muttered,

"It's okay to have a language talent, and I've only been here twice to learn words."

Wei Qingyu's eyes were horizontal,

"Hooligans? Believe it or not, the old lady gave you a finger on the spot? ”

Very few people who were forcibly scanned by their spiritual power experienced it, and Wei Qingyu felt as if he had been stripped of his red fruit and stood in front of a certain void creature and let it fiddle with it, and there were no secrets at all from the inside out.

The weak version of the warlock uncle instigated while sucking the almighty pig blood soup,

"Yes, poke him with your finger, poke him and can't take care of himself, at least one-third of his will is now transferred to this doppelganger, and you will smash one more if you go down with your finger!"

The will is divided into two variables, one-third and two-thirds, so theoretically it seems that it can indeed be said that two-thirds is one-third of the father?

Si Gao was terrified,

“(#`o′)...”

With the competitive pressure on the Void side, his strength suddenly weakened by one-third, and he was afraid that he would be chewed by some guys to the point that there was no bone residue left.

Wei Qingyu sneered.

Si Gao said with a soft sigh,

"The main material plane really can't be generalized with the lower plane, and human beings are really a race favored by the Creator."

The warlock poured a mouthful of pig's blood soup, and the onion flavor in his mouth became obvious.

When he was about to get up, his body was weak, but his strength disappeared again.

The warlock glanced sadly at the silver flame beauty who was seriously enjoying the bear's paw,

"Damn... And back... Lin Zi Soup... Soup... Fast... I'm going to be squeezed dry..."

"This..."Si Gao looked strange, "it doesn't seem that this spirit is absorbing your power, I haven't observed any energy channels, your spiritual power and all your energy seem to be escaping out of thin air, and just disappear." ”

Drip!

At this time, Lin Chou's sight suddenly turned blue.

It's like an antique version of Windows blue screen before the cataclysm, swiping out an uncountable amount of subtitles, scrolling through the retina at hundreds of thousands of revolutions per millisecond.

The intense pain and dizziness made Lin Chou sit on the ground, the hot nosebleed flowing down like a faucet that had opened the floodgates, and his mouth was full of blood.

Everyone was stunned.

Leng Han's eyes suddenly darkened, and when he stepped in front of Lin Chou, a fierce metal sounded, and the extremely dense metal turned into a hideous spike thousands of two hundred centimeters long, the tips pointing in all directions.

"Stay away!" Leng Han said in a low voice, "Soup! ”

"Ahh Yes? ”

"Soup !!"

Wei Qingyu reacted quickly and immediately moved out all the soup pots in the kitchen.

Goo knock goo knock...

Half a bucket of soup was forced to stomach, and Lin Chou spit out water bubbles like a drowning person.

"Well... All right... I'm fine... Hiccup~"

Lin Chou finally knew where the warlock uncle's massive amount of spiritual power and energy had gone.

"Drop, the system has rebooted."

crackling screen subtitles, Lin Chou didn't read a word clearly and left with the rolling torrent of subtitles.

"Drop, congratulations to the host for making a recognized delicacy (the only one), the pearl of the palm ¥%%#¥... (crossed out)... The time when the system was attacked from an unknown source... Force... Tamper... Repairing... Behind the scenes...... ￥#%#... (crossed out)... Drip... Didi...#¥¥#.... Ten years in Hexi, the first production gets a 120% special effect bonus, eliminating some negative effects, and all attributes +1. ”

Lin Chou: ???

My special dog beeping system can't be infected with something dirty on the heterotopic plane...

Broken?!

The mess of garbled subtitles made it very difficult for Lin Chou to identify, and even the name of the dish was crossed out and modified three times in succession.

"The host who makes a good quality dish without being taught by the system will be rewarded with an additional +1 intelligence."

"Nature's Mark: Those who consume this dish gain increased strength, agility, and stamina, and the increase is determined by the activity of plants within a 5 km radius.

Hunting Instinct: Those who consume this dish will have their movement speed increased by the Nature's Force, which will force them to clear any effects that affect their movement speed when activated.

Wrath of Nature: When the person who consumes this dish dies, a powerful giant tree will be summoned to hunt down enemies.

Thorn Grip: Those who consume this dish have a chance to summon Tough Thorns that entangle enemies during combat.

Taunt: When the person who consumes this dish has Bear Blood, activate the power of the Bear Bloodline, and taunt nearby enemies with a roar, causing them to lose their minds and attack the Growler, based on the enemy's hearing.

Berserk: Whoever eats this dish can activate the Berserk ability every 136 hours for 59 seconds, ignoring critical damage, ignoring slow, ignoring tiered threats, and locking the attack effect to 100%.

Biting: Anyone who eats this dish has a chance of contracting the incurable rabies virus by biting any living organism.

National Treasure Kinship: If the person who uses this dish has the blood of the Bear Clan, there is a slight chance that they can transform into the form of a National Treasure, blessed by qi (guo) luck, and have a certain chance to make the opponent sit in prison or be headshot by peanuts of unknown origin when attacked. ”

"Drip, drip, warning... When the system is from an unknown source... Tamper... Repairing with force... Please wait..."

At the same time, a certain one who was holding a small boat and picking pink flowers in the blood lake of Qinshan suddenly widened his eyes,

"Oh ho, my aunt and grandmother have waited for more than a dozen reincarnations, and finally here~"

This aunt grabbed the treasure bag that was already huge and about to explode with her backhand, and stuck her head into the mouth of the bag.

"Where's it... Where's my wallet... Not... This one isn't... This one isn't either... What's this... Undergarments? How is A, my aunt and grandmother are obviously 38d, get out! ”