Bon Moumou almost escaped from Yanhui Mountain in embarrassment in the posture of being beaten by everyone, and left a cruel word to a group of accomplices, and the price of anything bought after tomorrow will be super doubled, and the aunt and grandmother wrote down Yunyun in a small book.

emmmm...

I can't blame others for this matter, after all, the big guys are very sorry for their lives, and no one wants to turn themselves into a loess because of a few words of bird language that they can't understand anyway, who the hell knows that they have a few years left to live, this thing is too mysterious.

After the potted plant left, Sikong held his chin with his hand and said with interest,

"Really, we're so stupid, the people of the Occurrence Committee and the Academy of Scientific Research once thought that this girl surnamed Zuo was a guy with a high probability of affecting Mingguang and even the future direction of mankind, and they have studied her for a long, long time, including bloodline ability, activity trajectory, behavioral characteristics, etc..."

Lin Chou complained,

"So they already knew? Then why didn't you pull the slices? It's good to have a bloodletting! Isn't there a lot of talent in a huge scientific research institute who can do serious things? ”

Sikong rolled his eyes and said,

"The instant noodles she sells, the production date will not exceed one month at most, and the food packaging technology of two hundred years ago is completely different from now, okay, there is a comic that says it, except for the impossible, even if it is unreasonable, that is, the truth is that the lice on the bald head are obvious, and what era is this, the era of cataclysm, theoretically any bloodline ability can appear."

Lin Chou pinched his chin and said thoughtfully,

"Oh, I know that comic, it's called 'The Grim Reaper is Coming,' right?"

"I can't see it, I can't imagine that you are a serious person with clear eyebrows and eyes, and you actually like to watch those bloody and violent things?"

"I'm optimistic about you..."

Sikong opened his mouth, and the cavity was full of grooves that prevented him from breathing, and the thief choked in panic.

"What age is it, I still believe in this kind of thing, what is this thing called two hundred years ago, personal heroism, it's not worth advocating that there can be heroes, heroes who can save the world, hey!" The mountain master poured a sip of wine and pouted.

Sikong was silent for a while,

"It's just that I'm not willing to invest so much but I don't get back with all my money, and my family has invested in several research projects of the scientific research institute."

Huang Dashan laughed like a breathless,

"Those guys from the scientific research institute, what science do they keep talking, but they try to see the future in the eyes of others? Rip a few handfuls of eggs..."

Sikong snorted.

The mountain master said, "Think about the good in everything, at least that pot of green-headed things is still alive, isn't it~"

"It's just that the future is still there~" Someone added in a very deep tone, "Ah~~ What is it that blinds my eyes, why can't I see the future I want~~"

Sour...

Hearing this, a few people broke out in a cold sweat, and Lin Chou asked with a crooked mouth,

"Who is this man?"

"It's a wimple! It's the persimmon that obscures your dog's eyes! The mountain master turned around and yelled at the man, and both sides smiled.

Then the mountain master gave the answer,

"The logistics captain of the Jiang family's big milk group is quite angry, this guy has a wife who is in the big milk group, and they are all team captains or something, thieves are excited."

"I don't think I invited him..."

"People consciously follow the money, three gold cards."

"When I didn't ask."

Lin Chou suddenly remembered something and said to Sikong,

"You can tell the base city that this dish may only have an effect on non-human creatures."

"I see," Sikong was not surprised, and then said with a playful smile, "Hey little brother, do you think that bonsai is not human?" ”

"Yes!" Huang Dashan said solemnly, "People, it is impossible to live without a pimple!" ”

So Sikong also nodded with a deep face, and the two of them had the same meaning of compassion for each other as a hero.

Lin Chou: "......"

Wouldn't this method of judgment be too hasty?

"Why do you think bonsai are human?" The warlock squirmed onto the table, "It's too hasty..."

The warlock easily put Si Gaoyi, who had not yet recovered from the pain, on the table to the side, and then looked at the silver flame beauty sitting on the other table, looking inexplicably weak.

"I thought you could see it last time you and Leng Han had that people's painting styles are different from yours," the warlock said confidently, "Besides, how can people have a surname!" ”

Lin Chou: "??? ”

Sikong and Shan Ye held back their laughter,

"Yes, yes, that's right, it's the same as how people can't live without a pimple."

Lin Chou pinched his eyebrows speechlessly,

"Say something about the evidence..."

The warlock pondered for a moment,

"The evidence... Also, have you ever seen an evolutionary with Tianwei appearing every time he advances? ”

"Only alien beasts and demon plants are like this, not even living corpses!" The mountain master suddenly said, "The stone hammer is over, the green-headed one is definitely a cactus essence!" ”

"It's a tree, hey!" Sikong began to roll his eyes again, "Eyes are a good thing, but unfortunately you don't have them, can't you see such a big tree just now?" ”

The mountain master pinched his chin, and there was light flashing in his eyes,

"It's a tree, no wonder it's even a wimple..."

Lin Chou stumbled.

Brother, we can't get over the hurdle of the coffin, right? ?

The mountain master smiled mysteriously,

"Hey, even if she runs fast, next time you come to the master, you have to ask Ya, tsk, it's actually a tree, why is the bark of the tree the thickest?"

"You said I should introduce her to a little boyfriend or something, I think the pitcher plant at the door is very good, the appearance is upright and powerful, the thick stump, the flexible tentacles, the crazy mouth, the slimy tongue... Eh, I don't know how many tree holes the green head has grown, emmmm, it doesn't matter, anyway, the pitcher plant has a lot of spicy tentacles, and it's beautiful to think about!! ”

"Linzi, you come, give the tree to Lao Tzu and let it grow a couplet, write welcome on the left side, and thank you on the back side to thank you again, horizontal batch... Hmm...'一丨一正' what's going on? ”

The mountain master wanted to say it again, but the rest of the people on the mountain all looked at him with an expression that they were still eating when they saw ghosts and ghosts in broad daylight.

The mountain master suddenly became more and more excited,

"Oh, you also think Lao Tzu's idea is very good, right, the hero sees the same thing, o(n_n)o~"

Sikong squirmed, and quickly drank a sip of cold water to suppress the shock,

"I don't think I'll ever be able to look directly at the word tree hole again, what about you?"

Lin Chou's lips trembled,

"What tree hole? What is a tree hole? What is a tree hole? ”

“......”

What kind of heinous crime did Ben Shuai (Childe) commit to know such a dirty thing!!

Over there, Huang Dashan took out a small notebook and recorded his thoughts in a book and put them close to him.

Lin Chou couldn't help but ask,

"Anyway, how much did the bonsai deceive this product?"

"Should... Not a lot..."

Seeing the two of them looking at him in a daze, Huang Dashan suddenly became interested,

"Little lady, come and sing a little song to the uncle, the uncle is in a good mood today, and there are many rewards for singing, don't sing, it's okay, then the uncle will sing you a little song to listen~"

All:

"Damn..."

"Don't~"

It's late!

The mountain master wiped his shiny bald head with both hands, and raised his orchid fingers in his throat,

"I was originally a banlan root in the mountains that has cultivated for thousands of years~

Thousands of years of practice, thousands of years of loneliness~

You see my clothes fluttering~

Fluttering clothes~

Yes~

Can I do another dance for you~"

"Gross!!"