"I beg you to be a man..."

Lin Chou covered his forehead with his hands, only to feel that his brain hurt like a needle prick, and he was angry.

Just take a look at the salty and wet color of a scientific research institute surnamed Wu, especially a thirteen-ton estrus wild boar knows what elegance is better than him!

Does the Mingguang Research Institute specialize in producing this kind of dirty stuff?

This damn true sight...

Why does Ben Shuai take care of all these idle things? Maybe people are enjoying it, drunk (yu) life (xian) dream (yu) death (si)!

Spicy eyes!

"Don't be a man anymore?" The female ghost lady actually took out a pair of chopsticks that looked like porcelain from the belt of her skirt, and said very seriously, "Na, wait until I'm done..."

Wu Ke: "(ot-t) corpse"

The chopsticks are delicate and come in a mahogany box with some intricate patterns on them.

Lin Chou's analysis should be a phoenix tail or something, thinking that the young lady was a decent person before her death, after all, she had to carry chopsticks with her, and if she didn't live a very delicate life, she could only be clean.

"It smells so good..."

The dumplings of Lin Chou Bao do not belong to the type with thin skin and large filling, on the contrary, the skin of the dumplings looks a little thick.

Even after cooking, it does not change with the shape and color of the filling, and it is round and chubby.

The steaming dumplings smell full of flour, which is extremely friendly to some people, and may add some special fun to guessing the filling of the dumplings.

The female ghost lady's hand holding the chopsticks gradually revealed its original whiteness, the scales faded, and the nails retracted into a pink appearance.

Her gaze can almost be described as reverent, picking up a dumpling and carefully holding it with her other hand.

"Ahh

Lin Chou noticed a very mysterious scene, the dumplings that were picked up by the young lady did not actually leave the plate, but a clear image of the dumplings appeared on the young lady's chopsticks, although it seemed a little transparent, but it was exactly the same as the dumpling that was picked up on the plate, and even the heat wafting out was completely consistent.

"Ground beef... Not... Dumplings..."

"Oil?" Lin Chou said seriously, "If you don't have some vinegar, of course there is garlic paste." ”

"Is it okay," the young lady said in a particularly low voice, as if she couldn't believe it, "Is there a chili pepper?" ”

"It's spicy!"

"To..."

This young lady has mastered a special skill for eating dumplings!

Lin Chou picked a few dried red chili peppers on the kitchen wall, roasted them on a charcoal fire until they were fragrant, then crushed them, and served them with a hot dumpling soup.

The female ghost lady is almost shining with stars in her eyes,

"In my memory... It seems like that's what my mom did..."

Lin Chou said,

"The beef flavor is strong, and it's delicious to add some dumpling soup."

Moreover, after eating a few more dumplings and dipping them a few times, the juice and fat in the dumplings will soon turn the light chili pepper dipping water into a rich one, and the hot and spicy one has a special deliciousness.

"Heresy..."Wu Ke, who was ridden, beeped in a sad and angry voice.

"It's heresy! Soy sauce and garlic are king, okay, will you eat it, the worst thing has to be vinegar," the mountain master carried a colorful tiger into the house, "and dip the chili pepper, why don't you dip it in sugar?!" ”

He went out with an axe, but the tiger's skull was imprinted in the shape of a large fist, and the bones inside could be seen to be shattered.

After dragging the tiger directly into the kitchen and putting it away, the mountain master took care of himself with a cup of cold happy water and sighed.

"Yo, this mother-fetus single goods finally stopped playing with paper people's wives and changed to live? I'm afraid it's not someone else's wife, right? Married women are good in every way, and the best thing is that she is someone else's wife... Hey... You're muttering about Nima, and seriously, she's not for a newbie like you. ”

Lin Chou: "emmmmm..."

The mountain master arbitrarily commented on the riding position of the two,

"This kid looks clear-eyed, he turns out to be a sass, and his taste is really heavy, not only does he want others to look at him in the court, but his posture is so bad."

Wu Ke: "emmmmm..."

Then, Huang Dashan said in a tone of a person who had come over,

"No longer erupting in silence, just perverted in silence, so otaku is really a terrible creature, and the tech house is even dirtier, by the way, Lin Chou I saw him sneaking a lot of tail hair from four dogs into the house last time, don't make some strange dirty things, you have to be careful, maybe one day he will attack everyone on this mountain."

Female ghost: "emmmmm..."

Shan Ye glanced at the female ghost lady, and his attention was almost completely attracted by the dumplings on her plate,

"Don't think you're a ghost and can emmmmm with your mountain master, be respectful, you know? Lao Tzu's head will be crooked for you, Wu Ke, you are okay, this is really yin and yang, sixsixsix, I have been holding back for more than 30 years and have played big. ”

Wu Ke's eyes were glazed, and Lin Chou continued to cover his forehead.

The female ghost sister was surprised and a little inexplicably panicked,

"You know... Am I not human? Also? ”

The mountain master said twice,

"I also know that you panc purple lace, Lao Tzu also has the ability to see well, who do you look down on?"

"If it weren't for Lao Tzu's bad waist recently, just your little thing, double row to understand? Sanhei understands? Drag three to understand? ”

The female ghost sister is even more panicked...

has been a ghost for many years, and she can see at a glance that this is a fierce man with two tops

Oh no, it's easy to misunderstand this, she wants to say that this guy who claims to have a bad waist has two souls in his body, isn't it a top two?

It's a dead life!

This must be the body that the ghost of the big guy's predecessor fancies!

Look left and right, what kind of gods are all in this room except for their own mounts?

The female ghost sister trembled, and the dumplings on the chopsticks fell to the ground in fright.

"Don't beep." Boss Lin was dissatisfied and rushed to Huang Dashan Road.

Then he changed his tone and said to the female ghost lady,

"Don't be afraid to eat you, any more beep and half of the punctuation head will be crushed for him."

Master Shan: "."

Lin Chou coldly took out the pan that he didn't know where to hide,

"You, provoking me?!"

Shanye: ""

Huang Dashan's heart was very broken.

I'm...

How did this ghost bribe someone surnamed Lin? Does she have any special tricks up her sleeve?

Nonsense!

The female ghost lady didn't show a bad expression to Lin Chou from beginning to end, it can be said that she is particularly gentle and virtuous in the face of Lin Chou, and haven't you heard that other people's mothers even eat dumplings and dip chili peppers in the same way as Lin Chou?

This made Lin Chou very pleased: You see, this is the gap between customers and customers.

It's not like some human scum like Huang Moumou at all, they even dare to scold the cook after eating! Scold the cook!

Three people and one ghost.

In addition to Lin Chou's expressionless face, the expression can be said to be quite rich in alien shapes, and it can completely form a set of emojis.

Huang Dashan:(((;.; )))

Miss Female Ghost: ⊙⊙?

As for Wu Keke, he is amazing, he is like this: _('∠)_