Chapter 1201: This Man Is Stupid
The base city still attaches great importance to this big tiger with wings, and specially dispatches a lot of manpower and material resources to lure the winged tiger... Cross out... Coercion and temptation, the price code offered includes, but is not limited to, rats, voles, moles, bamboo rats, squirrels, rabbits, hazel chickens, sika deer...
Oh, and even brought two dozen tigresses for the winged tigers to choose from.
One primate, one feline, the common denominator is that all the eyebrows are clear and choppy.
The brightest colors that can be accepted in the dress are Haze Blue, and the Lieutenant General is as cold as cold, and the lieutenant generals have already burst out in a nameless rage at the unreliable behavior of the base city - they are even preparing to install a large screen opposite the big tiger to broadcast [Man and Nature], "Earth Pulse", and [Digimon] 24 hours a day.
The first two may be understandable.,It's just that what the hell is Digimon?,Hey.,Is it going to capture the landlord with a dimensional summoning master ball??
"It's ridiculous! Ridiculous! ”
Leng Han was holding a cup of snow bud tea, looking like he was going to eat people.
Lin Chou pinched his eyebrows.
It is impossible to persuade, and he even wants to teach Leng Han all the swear words that he has stored for twenty years, and scold the immortal.
Perhaps for this large number of second-hand goods sent by the base city, what they need is not for others to help them stop the anger of Lieutenant General Leng , but for a complete social beating.
Lin Chou silently served Leng Han tea,
"Don't look at it, those linguists can't even break the tweezers when you see them..."
Leng Han's momentum is really not something that ordinary people can withstand, first, the appearance of a high-level momentum with a big opening and closing of the golden iron horse, and second, the life in the army is like the wind, sitting like a clock, and the third is naturally used to licking blood on the tip of the knife to live with the murderous aura that makes people's scalp tingle.
"It seems that there is indeed such a thing as murderous energy!" Lin Chou sighed with emotion, and at the same time soothed the hairs that stood up on his arms.
"Humph!" Leng Han finally withdrew his gaze and rubbed his temples vigorously.
Lin Chou comforted,
"Isn't the base city always trying, and the solution can't be figured out at a moment, I always feel that this big cat has a very high IQ, maybe it's sitting on the ground and starting the price!"
Zhao Er said,
"Where are these atavistic people with low IQs... Base City just isn't sure what it wants..."
Lin Chou thought about it for a while, and looked at the large group of people who were tossed in the direction of the back mountain,
"At the very least, it's safe to confirm that what it wants hasn't come out yet."
So Zhao Er and Leng Han nodded together.
Zhao Eryi said with satisfaction,
"Let them toss, maybe the blind cat will run into the dead rabbit that hits the tree—the big cat won't have to toss us around."
Lin Chou thought so, and said to Leng Han with a smile,
"I saw that you have lost some weight recently, so I just took this opportunity to live in Yanhui Mountain for a few days and make something good for you to eat."
Leng Han narrowed his eyes,
"Hmm..."
Zhao Ershan and a group of other gentlemen were shocked,
"I'll go, can you still see that the girl has lost weight??"
"This is not in line with the national conditions!"
"A straight man of steel who owes EQ... Finally enlightened..."
Lin Chou's face was pale,
"What do you mean?"
"Who am I?"
"How about a professional cook! Any piece of pork from the half of the piece of pork I glance at the error is no more than two taels, if I let me get my hands on the error will definitely not exceed 10 grams, and I can't see a person fat and thin? Who do you dislike... Not... Huh..."
A group of guys hurriedly covered Lin Chou's mouth and threw him out.
Leng Han stared at the vanishing back for a while, and a pile of cup slag and ice slag slid from the palm of his hand to the ground.
"Alas," Zhao Er swept the waste on the table into the trash can with a towel, "Don't bother with this guy, don't you know that he's stupid." ”
"Who's stupid?"
"Hey, as the saying goes, between men and women chasing men, they have to be more accommodating, what are you calling him, who doesn't know that Lin Zi's emotional intelligence is in arrears..."
"You, say, who, is, stupid, of??!"
"Who else could it be? Who else can be friends with this kid, it's not me who said, Leng Han, you have to..."Zhao Er still didn't realize what he was doing, "uh... Huh... How... Don't fight... Oh... Why are you beating people again..."
After three or five strong men who supported Lin Chou perfectly interpreted the idiom of 'full of big men', they watched Zhao Erye run out of the house and be chased by a frozen gold ribbon, and looked dumb at the same time in addition to a cold sweat.
"That's it, dare to say with a shy face that our boss Lin is stupid?"
"No wonder the second master hasn't had a partner yet."
"After eating, everyone who scolds the cook can be said to be ruthless, our second master is good... Directly guarding the boss lady and scolding the boss..."
"IQ is worrying."
Lin Chou squeezed out a head from the big man all over his body,
"Let go, let go, I'm still stewing soup on the stove, and I've been confused for a while!"
"Good~" Huang Dashan touched Lin Chou's head and said lovingly, "Now is the time to worry about the soup, if you go in now, there is a ninety percent chance that you will be killed by the cold general." ”
Huang Dashan is willing to let go.
The scene of Lieutenant General Leng beating Lin Chou was not dared to be imagined...
Who dares to persuade the Cold Tyrannosaurus frame?
Don't want to die?!
Who dares not to persuade Lin Chou's frame?
Don't want to eat anymore?!
"That's the golden soup swallow vegetables stewed for Leng Han, and the smell of ham has already come out, I don't believe you smell it."
"Farewell!"
The mountain master turned his head and left.
Who else tells Lao Tzu that this kid is a stupid Lao Tzu, who is in a hurry, and even the helper is ready, this is obviously a scheming guy!
After a while, Leng Han's Ying Ying smile and Lin Chou's non-stop 'eat more' sound of telling cold jokes made by searching the intestines and scraping the stomach came from the room.
Lin Chou's jokes and his serious appearance when telling jokes can be called archaeological level, after only listening to two, a few guys outside felt as if they were frozen, but Leng Zhongjun looked like Yazi who was enjoying it.
Several people looked at each other,
"Speaking of which, what is Lieutenant General Leng's IQ?"
"The scientific research institute announced it more than ten years ago, 142 is coming?"
"Where's Boss Lin?"
“...”
"Please, be a man!"
......
Jintang Yancai, the so-called Yancai is 'vegetarian swallow', some people choose yuba and some people choose tofu skin, Lin Chou's choice is definitely the highest quality, he steamed the tall radish filaments with hazel chicken soup, and added flavor to ham soup and thick old hen soup, the Jintang Yancai produced is fragrant and oily and not greasy, with a faint sweetness.
Lin Chou guarded the sand pot and Leng Han sucked a bowl of golden soup in his hand,
"I didn't have time to look for bird's nest, but I didn't expect the stilt basket to taste so good."
Leng Han said,
"The ham is so fragrant—hey, did you put the radish in it, where is it?"
Lin Chou froze for a moment.
Pick up the spoon and add soup to Leng Han,
"Drink more, drink more."
"Hmm!"