Wen Zhongjiu's thinking question is very rational - after his beauty and strength have raised the appetite of his former friend, he has become a reserve old man.

emmmm...

This is especially unless the liver is two catties of small blue pills and puts the old man on the bed, otherwise no matter from which technical level, it is more likely to be killed by the old man.

He sighed.

There are many difficulties, why don't you pull your second uncle and fourth uncle back from the black sea and the fourth uncle and grandfather to put a dead fat man's sack?

Wei Qingyu looked at him and said in a very illusory tone,

"Jiu'er, are you thinking of something very rude?"

Wen Chong wine was shocked,

"Nothing to do."

A daughter enslaves a father, your idea is really too dangerous, do you know what you are going to face?

Wei Qingyu stretched out an unusually beautiful lazy waist,

"It's still more relaxed here in Xiaolinzi, Dad looks at me very tightly now, and he must bring me a watch every day when I go shopping."

"I'm afraid that you will find a reason to miss the agreed time to go home, it's really a strict guard." Wen Chongjiu said helplessly, "I can't always ask the garrison to call the old guard over for a meeting, once or twice is no problem, if there are more, it will be easy to be seen, if the old guard finds out that I did it, he will definitely empty my wine cellar." ”

Wei Qingyu pouted,

"What's wrong with moving a few bottles of wine, you still think about distressed wine, my dad said, there are your wine cellars everywhere under the whole Mingguang, and Mingguang has been hollowed out by you."

There is thunder flashing in the corner of Wen Zhongjiu's eyes,

"That's why I'm worried, your dad knows the location of almost every one of my cellars - just thinking about it makes me feel like I'm going to die socially, it's terrifying."

Wei Qingyu's eyes flashed with the kind of excitement that the little girl had before she went on the roller coaster,

"I've got to figure out a way... Or... Or let's have a showdown..."

Wen Chongjiu suddenly shivered,

"Can you wait any longer..."

"Huh?"

The expression on Wei Qingyu's face changed in an instant, and he became enthusiastic... Ah no... To be precise, the fire has already peeked out of her eyes and nostrils, and it can turn into a monstrous flame at any moment, and the warm wine will crush the bones and ashes.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you regret it?"

"Wow, you old rascal, you've changed your mind in just a few days!"

Wen heavy wine covered his forehead,

"No, I mean I'm not sure to carry your father's sword now, wait for me to seriously practice a few back and forth, hold back a big move, and strive to use 'Du Kang drunk' to put your dad down, let him get drunk for more than 30 years, and when he wakes up, a large group of grandchildren and great-grandchildren take a bite of a grandfather, grandfather, grandfather, grandfather, grandfather, and grandfather give him soy sauce to drink every day, I don't believe that the fat man is still..."

"Nasty! Don't call my dad fatty! ”

"So you agree with my plan?"

"Dream big dreams! Do you want my wife to warm your bed?! You put down the old lady first! ”

“...”

Lin Chou was tinkering with duck soup in the kitchen, looking at the pots and pots on the board that were buzzing with the roar of Sister Qingyu, and couldn't help but shrug his shoulders,

"You said that if Wen Chongjiu really marries Sister Qingyu, won't the future tutor be a leather whip dipped in cold water? Ah no, the whip dipped in fire? ”

In the face of such a fierce old lady, Lin Chou trembled from the bones.

Although this eldest sister always took great care of him and the big fool brothers when she was in the shooting range, it didn't change her fierce character, as long as her leather whip was raised, even the most thorny living corpse in the shooting range had to be shaken into chaff.

Living corpses without IQ know how to judge the situation, let alone people with normal three views and sound limbs.

Leng Han's face was cold, and she still remembered that Wei Qingyu and Wen Chongjiu had robbed her of her soup,

"I haven't taken a few sips yet..."

Lin Chou put a few more fragrant red bean cores in his pocket, and then he felt a little better, the sequelae left in the crystal world were so terrifying, Lin Chou felt that he would basically say goodbye to ducks in the future.

"Your first time drinking salted fish soup?"

"Hmm." Leng Han nodded, "It tastes better than fresh fish soup." ”

Lin Chou said,

"The main thing is that the people who make salted fish are very skilled, not only to get rid of the fishy smell, but also to have the strange fishy smell of the pickled fish."

"I know, I know, you've said it many times, the people who pickle salted fish are very good, okay."

Lin Chou laughed a few times,

"Are you still eating?"

"Eat, why don't you eat, she drinks my fish soup, and I eat her duck."

Lin Chou nodded and said,

"It's a pity that Xiaozhu was destroyed by the meteor in Wolf City, otherwise it should be possible to produce bamboo shoots now, the sweet bamboo shoots in the back mountain are really not suitable for duck soup, and the bamboo shoots of the pen frame bamboo can still be reconciled."

"Oh..."

"Hehe..."

Lin Chou panicked.

What's wrong?

What's wrong with this?

Why is there no topic all of a sudden?

What should I say to make the atmosphere less awkward?

"Bang dang!"

A sudden, loud bang interrupted the three-second, years-long silence.

Lin Chou rushed out like a gust of wind,

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong? uh..."

So Lin Chou and Leng Han saw such a scene:

Wei Qingyu and Wen Chongjiu were one by the window, the other by the wall at the very end, and there were six tables in the middle of the pattern on the top of the beam of the research room, and the things on the table that the two of them originally used fell to the ground.

？？？

Lin Chou said inexplicably,

"You are..."

"It's fine!"

"It's fine!"

Leng Han was puzzled,

"Is it a quarrel?"

"It's fine!"

"It's okay!"

Lin Chou and Leng Han looked at each other speechlessly.

"I'm leaving!" Wei Qingyu said holding his forehead.

Lin Chou's eldest sister Qingyu blushed as if she had been steamed, her forehead was full of fine beads of sweat, her breathing was short, and her eyes were wandering.

"I... I'll send you..."

There is nothing abnormal on Wen Zhongjiu's face, but the walking posture is a little strange.

Wei Qingyu suddenly said,

"No, no, I, I'm a little dizzy all of a sudden, I want to go to the back and wash my face."

Wei Qingyu staggered past between the two, carrying a gust of fragrant wind.

Leng Han muttered,

"Dizzy?"

Lin Chou felt that it was wrong at that time-

Are you kidding!

A strong awakened person like Sister Wei Qingyu would be dizzy if he was fine?

She'll just beat others up until they're dizzy, okay!

“emmm...”

Lin Chou pondered for a while, came to a conclusion, and stopped talking.

"I said, Sister Qingyu shouldn't be pregnant, right?!"

"Poof..."

Wen Chongjiu took a sip of pressed tea, and when he didn't suppress it, he spurted blood.

"It's not!"

"Nope!"

"Impossible!"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"You can't think about it!"

"Then you talk about it first, I'll go see Qingyu."

One minute passes, ten minutes pass, twenty minutes pass.

"No, I've got to go check it out!" Leng Han frowned heavily, "Sister Qingyu shouldn't really have an accident!" ”

Lin Chou symbolically stopped, but didn't stop.

Yes, the two of you are there, you and me, eldest sister, didn't you ruin the atmosphere in the past.

As a result, Leng Han came back, and he came back alone.

"What about people, why are they gone?"

Lin Chou smiled,

"Then you don't need to ask, it must be the world of two."

Leng Han said worriedly,

"Sooner or later, Uncle Wei will fight him."

Lin Chou's face was full of joy,

"yes, yes, I'm looking forward to it."

Leng Han: "..."