Chapter 1230: Mountain Master is too difficult

You see, there is a difference between people.

And this difference is so big that it can be more than the distance between a man and a dog.

Just like some people, the gentle and gentle jade is polite and handsome, but he still can't get the approval of Pu Chou's future father-in-law, and the meeting is a heart-digging fist weighing 50 tons, and the possibility of using the source crystal cannon at any time is not ruled out.

And some other people, even if they are full of swear words, stubble, sighing, even more embarrassing looking, and have axe-shaped and hammer-shaped brains, they can get the favor of super beauties, waving their hands, 400,000 moon Hun big buttocks, and they are especially single all-age women's army guides, which are like arm commands-

Well, it's like an arm, maybe it's better than your own hand, soft and gentle.

Look at the treatment of other people's mountain masters, full of spitting X and scolding more hooligans than hooligans, what is the result?

The old and young masters of Quan Mingguang have admiration written on their faces,

"This old brother is really ruthless."

"Sure enough, it's not for nothing that the Queen of Luanshan Night has taken a fancy to this product."

"Ge Lao Tzu, when Lao Tzu is dying, he must have half of this goods calm, ho ~ Jiuquan with a smile!"

"It's a pity, the mountain master is a little rough, and the personality is a little fucked, but if you really die like this, Lao Tzu really feels a little uncomfortable."

Huang Dashan didn't have time to pay attention to these, under the double surveillance of Doudou's bloodline ability and Lin Chou's true eye, he put on a heroic righteousness... Cross out... A state of slaughter.

"Gan mother, Lao Tzu is no longer playing."

"It's going to explode, it's so full!"

"Oh~oh~"

"It really doesn't work..."

"I'm going to die.... Yes... I'm going to die..."

The Night Queen's face turned pale as usual.

The main reason is that the queen feels cheated, and the dog didn't bark so hard last time she climbed the old lady's bed!

scold

man

Sure enough, they were all big pig's trotters,

Love the new and hate the old!

Don't look down on the old lady so soon?

Huang Dashan collapsed on the ground in a large shape, personally accepting the food of the old men.

There were eight men in charge of holding his limbs and head down—

Well, the one who is responsible for taking the rolling pin to the mouth is said to be the most powerful and short-tempered cook in the whole garrison, and it is not convenient to evaluate what kind of craftsmanship it is for the time being, but which recruit must pass the test of the big canteen that covers the sky with this benevolent brother, as long as the leftovers are operated by this respected old man with a rolling pin.

Therefore, his feeding technique should be the best, and it is quite suitable for him to serve Grandpa Dashan.

"I... Gan... Mile... Not... Mile... Not... Mother! ”

Huang Dashan said words that no one could understand, and he was moved with tears in his eyes.

Lin Chou stretched out one hand to mark the scale for the canteen master,

"Okay, let's do it again, that's it for now, don't feed it anymore, he's going to explode... Wait, let the energy balance a little bit more..."

Everyone at the scene looked at each other - they had grown so big and experienced so much, and they had never seen anyone use such rough means to reconcile the original capacity and density in the body.

It's really scary.

Considering that Huang Dashan is now a 500-caliber origin blasting device, everyone silently moved back to the distance they thought was safe.

Lin Chou changed the law and encouraged,

"Master Shan, hold on, aren't you known as the cold-faced killer of the durian kneeling clan, work hard, work hard, take another bite - why don't you get up and do a few S squats and then stumble?"

Huang Dashan spewed spittle stars,

"Why are you laying the foundation? Still bouncing? Say... Don't be scared... Let Lao Tzu rest..."

"That's not going to work!" Lin Chou said, "The energy of this thing returns very quickly, and it is easy for you to boom on the spot, for the sake of your life safety, brother, think about Mingguang's loneliness... Widow, think about the 400,000 girl group in Luanshan waiting for you to run single-handedly, be good, take another bite, hurry up... Rub, why are you disobedient, the master will scold me!! ”

With the sound of Huang Dashan's whimpering, Lin Chou followed the temptation,

"Master Shan, you have to think clearly, you have to eat hard to become a master, not to mention that this durian is sweet."

"One-two-one-two, work hard!"

"Sixth Order, the noble Sixth Order is in front of you, and you can reach it as soon as you stretch out your hand."

"My surname Lin assures you, after you finish this durian, there is an eighty percent chance that you will jump directly to the sixth order, and the rolling thunder is waiting for you, if you can't kill you, you are the first strange man in Mingguang to jump to the sixth order by eating and waiting for death, and you will be famous in history!"

Huang Dashan: "Gan, your mother and Lao Tzu died with you, you still let me die..."

In short, the scene was quite warm and tear-jerking, and everyone present was moved by Lin Moumou's eloquence.

", I didn't know before, this Sea Emperor has been talking like this??"

"emmmm, don't say it's really something, I feel Prince Dashan's strong desire to survive."

"Heh, the motivation for his old man's life is probably to wait for the sixth order to hammer Lin Chou and the canteen master alive, right?"

"Iron pot stew Lin?"

"It's terrible, eh, any of you recorded it, and in the future, my turtle son will be a picky eater in Jill again, and Lao Tzu will dip his eyelids with duct tape for him to watch this video!"

"You all know a piece of! Uninhibited with a sense of seeing through the vicissitudes of the world, with a little polite hypocrisy in the truth, Master Lin's way of speaking is really unusual, not ordinary~"

"Don't talk about it, I'm just thinking, Boss Lin and we are cold... So-and-so, what a fucking match, the same upright and hard, I really look forward to the two of them colliding with more brilliant sparks in the future, and we will even save the flowers for the New Year. ”

"Oh? Do you mean that the two of them quarreled after they got married, and then you really don't have a crow's mouth! Do you know what kind of strength Boss Lin is? Do you know what kind of strength General Leng is? When the two of them fight, I seriously doubt that they can destroy Mingguang by the way..."

There is a mess and everything, from Huang Dashan all the way to whether the baby of Boss Lin and the proprietress will not be plucked out with the roots, do you want to do a little bit of the character of the empty boy in the past to neutralize it or something, and the building has already been crooked to the Northwest Wolf City in a few minutes.

Huang Dashan was still alive and kicking, and the spitting stars gushing out of his trembling fingers betrayed the mood of this thing at this moment,

"You... Hiccup~ Can you respect Lao Tzu a little?? ”

Oh, yes, yes, there is still a pioneer who will be a hero of the human race after hanging up*Qingshiming*Dashan*Huang!

Zhao Qingcang twitched his mouth when he saw it, and it seemed that this old man was a little unbearable.

He asked in a surprisingly "kind" tone,

"Sun thief... Are you okay? ”

"? Who can't? Huang Dashan glared at his neck and slapped his waist violently, "Help, help me up!" ”