Chapter 1268: Uncle Warlock's Black Internet Cafe (Part II)
Five hundred of them had twitching limbs and foaming at the mouth, and two thousand or so were waiting from the sidelines to be replaced.
At present, the convulsions of the limbs are already the most resistant, foaming at the mouth, but it is also good, and the worst ones are those who bleed, and when they wake up, they will not only face the sequelae and suffer a wave of crimes, but also be disgusted and despised by a group of people who watch the excitement.
You Kangkang, the thin little brother in front of you, no, people vomited two taels of foam at most, but they didn't vomit blood at all, and then Kangkang yourself, spicy chicken!
Lin Chou pondered that this didn't seem to happen when it was first put into trial operation, what was going on?
Su Yourong rubbed his arms, feeling goosebumps all over it,
"It's terrible..."
Obviously, there are cheerful songs, and the loud voice can be brainwashed, but the 500 or so people in this room are going to that stall, and all the evil shapes and evil expressions are not a little harmonious, and all of them are like violent deaths.
What kind of festive opening is this, the whole thing is a morgue...
The people who were invited to the opening ceremony pondered again after hearing Su Yourong's muttering, and their expressions were quite subtle.
emmm...
It's kind of like that.
Only the mountain master is beautiful, shouting,
"See, Lao Tzu is a prescient Ang!"
"Just put these two loud speakers here, let alone a morgue, it's just that this place is really haunted, and ghosts have to shake three times when they come out of the house!"
"No matter how awesome you are, can you stand up to me with a sentence of 'the end of the vast world is my love'?"
"It's really not good, Lao Tzu has a more awesome one, before the cataclysmic era, Tan Haha has not heard of it, a song of the light of the republic purifies all the hearts of non-submission! What a cow, a ghost, a snake god, and a god have to be on the spot when they hear it! β
"When the time comes, I'll get a few big funny and happy Kumamon Bear pie stars or something to swing it in casually, heh, just this style of painting, who dares to hold it?"
What the mountain lord said was lively, and the warlock uncle was silent for a moment,
"Hmm..."
"You wait for me to check the encyclopedia, how can you make a place really haunted, how desperate the scarcity of raw materials is for a skilled and powerful enterprise, can you understand this thing, alas, it's really a sea of endless hard work, and the book is used to hate less, but I am professional in catching ghosts or something."
"If you catch one, the server can double the capacity, how much more money do I make!"
All:(β_β)
The good news is that Uncle Warlock didn't really find the method of haunting in any encyclopedia, but there are ways to make people become ghosts, and the probability is too low to try it, and it is illegal.
Lin Chou also put forward his own professional advice,
"It's not enough to have ice drinks, you have to have wine, and it's better to sell some fast food, such as instant noodles, salt-baked chicken, or something."
Uncle Warlock's eyes are double brightβthe ghost fire in the hollow eye sockets is about to burst out, can it not be lit.
"Yes, yes, yes, this must be there, you will give the whole batch of Lin Zi when the time comes, I planned to open this place next to your Yanhui Mountain at the beginning, don't think about leaving when you come, eat and sleep, come in from me and out from you, but unfortunately they didn't agree to set up the venue outside the city, or we will make another profit."
Bao Er appeared at the right time,
"This is simple, those that are resistant to preservation are directly put here in a batch, Uncle Warlock, you leave me a radio signal, and when the time comes, I will ride a little sheep and swish over, 10 minutes to arrive~"
Shan Ye: "Arrange a few more beds, we are charged by the hour here, don't you have to spend time when you come and go on the plane and get off the plane, there is still a large open space over there, let's put up bunk beds, just lie down, and then go up to the commission to make some low-order low-purity source crystal solution and glucose brine water, all to arrange, including the rest of the day!" Again, don't think about leaving when you come! Anyway, why is there no toilet in this house? Where is this? What about the renovation team? Hurry up~"
β...... That's it. β
Uncle Warlock is on the road, and now this scene feels like a capitalist boss discussing something like a resource monopoly, and the style of painting has tended to be dark for a while.
"That's life..."
Uncle Warlock sighed with tears streaming down his face.
He took a drawer of source crystal tickets, and the smell of ammonia pierced normal people's eyes and began to shed tears, and he was willing to count them over and over again.
"In a while, I will set up a reliable small teleportation array in this drawer, start it every 4 hours, and pass all the money to Lin Zina, Lin Zi, you leave me a place to put money!"
He never intended to accept the Source Crystal Point Card, so how could that thing be stimulated by cash?
Lin Chou thought about it,
"How about cold storage, I will open up a warehouse for you in the innermost part to load money, with drying and dehumidification, room temperature minus 101 to minus 101 degrees optional, safety is absolutely guaranteed."
"Gotcha~"
At this time, Su Yourong's faint voice came from behind Huang Dashan,
"That ugly one, can you turn off your song, my head hurts so much when I listen to it."
Huang Dashan was frightened,
"Why am I rubbing your little girl like a ghost? What do you mean by 'that ugly one'? And also... Hold the grass... Why do you still bring a pan when you come out to play??? β
Lin Chou grabbed the pot and pasted it casually,
"Can you be civilized when talking to my little apprentice, it's a bad lesson for children."
Forest?? Fourth, there are young people?? Master?? Sorrowful and kind, he returned the pot with the face of the mountain master to Su Yourong's hand,
"Well, let's go play, I see there's a stall selling cream ice cream over there, come back when you're full, and bring us one by the way."
Su Yourong lowered his head and carefully looked at the marks on the pot, and after confirming that the shape was flawless, he raised his face and said sweetly,
"Excellent! Thank you Wet Tiger! β
Da-da-da-da.
Gothic Lori walked away happily in her small leather shoes.
A certain mountain: "??? β
A certain forest: "What are you looking at, coaxing children, why are you so small?" β
A certain mountain: "??? β
The warlock interrupted the two of them, and suddenly said worriedly,
"Is it that no one has been notified, why no one has come to deliver wreaths... Flower baskets? β
"I didn't set off firecrackers, and I always felt that it wasn't formal enough."
"Am I going to open a business? The only two shareholders are myself..."
One warlock, two snow balls.
There is also a sad story that the Snow Dumpling Boss and the Warlock's Silver Flame Beauty are hot, and the two creatures of ice and fire are like one person, and they don't care much with the Warlock.
Xue Tuanzi is still a knowledgeable person, and he still finds a warlock to do scientific research when he has nothing to do.
As for the Silver Flame Beauty, this strange energy body born from the top of the Warlock Uncle's head is simply like he has a grudge, and he is beaten to death at every turn...
It was a legendary creature that once pressed Zhao Qingcang to the ground and rubbed it, and all the energy used came from the abyss and the warlock's spirit itself, and when necessary, he could even summon the warlock's two hideous horns in the air, and the warlock had no way to do anything, so he could only kneel and lick with a bag of tears.
Miserable batch!
Three heads