Chapter 1274: Uncle Warlock's version of the Crossroads Demon
Uncle Warlock rubbed his hands happily, and finally changed into a big red emoji that looked much brighter and sunnyβit showed that the bright sunshine was nothing more than a big red emoji that made the ghost fire in his hollow eye sockets look less conspicuous.
"Yo, Sensei said, Uncle Warlock, your expression is a little cute~"
Cute egg.
This emoji is a big red pixel face, a piece of scum pixels, and it looks like a traffic light is possessed on the face.
When the warlock uncle is in a good mood, he is willing to believe what others say,
"And then?"
Lin Chou spread his hands,
"What should I do, such a good excuse for server maintenance, I told you that it can be used to refute any doubts, first get Sikong and them in to play, and then wait for Mingguang to come?"
Not to mention the purple glow on the door...
For the sake of server maintenance, do you have any tricks to be a player?
Your Uncle Warlock opened a black Internet cafΓ©, not a listed game company that asked for money and face before the cataclysm, and there were a lot of shareholders waiting to be fed!
You call out and try?
I might just blow up the server maintenance in situ with a shake of my hand~
Let's play with eggs, I feel sorry for you if you delay for a minute~
Sikong carried a "headset" and looked at it in a daze, as if he couldn't believe that this stuff brought by someone else, with a few pieces of dandruff on it, had the attribute of "realizing his dream for many years".
The moat has changed the way, and I still feel a little unable to pass the hurdle of cleanliness...
The warlock said,
"Hurry up and put that thing down, those are the simple version of fooling people, Uncle Warlock himself is standing here, operate it yourself, can directly wireless 5G and let you plug in the network cable, what's the matter?"
"Oooh," asked Sikong dumbfoundedly, "so what do I do?" β
In my eyes, there is a kind of helpless and pitiful hurry, poor baby...
No one else probably can put themselves in his shoes, so God knows how much he's looking forward to it now.
"Wait a minute, I'll modify the properties of the server world, I built a lot of modeling when I was idle in the test earlier, but fortunately, I have stored it in it, and the modification can be used directly - this one they use is a big arena, except for the ring, there is not even a bench, hey!"
"If I get enough Hermes-like ghosts, I can even put all of humanity in captivity in the game world... The memory module is not enough, and the technical flow is actually very difficult to know. β
The evolutionaries who followed all the way from Yanhui Mountain salivated one by one, regardless of whether they had breathed the air with unlucky attributes around the warlock uncle,
"Give me a whole one!"
"Yes, yes, Mingguang controls this quota to death, and Lao Tzu can only stare dryly..."
", which one of the places in your hand now is not a good seedling with potential, no matter how bad you are, you have to be powerful, and you have to be rich at the worst... What about you... You don't have a fucking debt except for a handful of years..."
"Damn, it's heart-piercing, big brother!"
"Come on~" Uncle Warlock commanded, "Come on, little ones, put a comfortable position for Sikong Gongzi, he's going in!" β
The crowd laughed.
Sikong: "??? β
Before Sikong could say anything, Uncle Warlock waved his hand, and Sikong Gongzi fainted safely and painlessly.
Uncle Warlock closed his eyes and "observed" the inner world of the Little Overlord server,
"Perfect, next!"
One counts as one, and it's all put in.
"Linzi, you're not coming?"
Lin Chou thought about it,
"Forget it, this thing is useless to me, don't you know that I, the awakened person, don't even have a decent skill, are you too beautiful to go in and play Wing Chun jumping chicken?"
Uncle Warlock smiled like a crossroads demon waiting for a deal,
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"You underestimate my strength, Uncle Warlock."
"In it, I can erase any attribute of any unit~"
"A few days ago, I made a volcanic hot spring when I was idle, the water was milky and milky, and there was a good smell of sulfur + minerals, think about it, while soaking in the steaming hot spring, while drinking the chilled fat house happy water, and then playing a happy flying chess game with this warlock, what a wonderful thing it is..."
Lin Chou: Huh?? δΉ
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The next day, the evening breeze blew and the smoke curled.
The smell of pastrami wafted from outside Uncle Warlock's shop.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and in just a few days, there are already people who smell business opportunities and buy properties and stalls nearby.
Just like around the Internet cafΓ© in a college town before the cataclysm, you can find everything from pancakes, fruits, grilled cold noodles, finger cakes, small wontons, and beef noodles with steamed meat.
They go to work when you get on the plane, but they don't necessarily leave work when you get off the plane.
Uncle Warlock pinched a meat bun in his hand and splashed the gravy of the meat, and said slowly,
"No, Lin Zi and Sikong haven't come out yet... This meat sandwich bun is not good, it is said to be bacon meat, and the taste is not authentic at all. I won't eat it next time. β
It's pitiful, Uncle Warlock was finally able to twist out a source crystal ticket from the drawer to pay the bill, although the money still didn't dare to put it in the wallet, and the drawer also needed to be guarded by a special person, and he had to put on a set of fireproof, anti-theft, earthquake, tsunami, volcanic eruption, meteor fire shower, etc.
However, paying the bill by hand is still a novel experience for Uncle Warlock, and it has a special and milestone significance.
It's so rewarding!
When the warlock said this, there were three bitter old faces in front of him...
The expressions on their faces are so funny that one can't help but ignore the part from the neck down.
Well, in a popular sense, they are the words (bei) things (guo) people (xia) launched by the high-level of Mingguang.
A female evolutionary in her forties, who was a fourth-order senior, rubbed her eyebrows vigorously,
"Excuse me, Mr. Warlock, can I know what they're doing in there now?"
This is a blatant step -
Even if Uncle Warlock said it casually, it was his mother's saying that Lin Chou and Sikong got married on the spot... Bah... Practicing the ability to awaken, the three unlucky ghosts of them will have an excuse to reply to the above.
However...
Who is Uncle Warlock, where does he have that trivial heart.
He really closed his eyes to observe the built-in world of the server.
"Let me be well..."
"Oh, I found it, this guy Sikong is surfing in the dark sea, the kind of 12-level tsunami, it's really nothing new."
"But isn't there never such an option for such intense exercise in his activity list, how can he play so well, tsk, narcissistic enough, and he is especially posing on the cusp of the wave."
"The woods... The forest seems to have been lost..."
"Oh, I found it, he was holding a surfboard for Sikong under the water."
Everyone: "??? β