Chapter 1309: Wu Ke's New Experience
Lin Chou never seemed to have thought that there were so many martial artists in Mingguang Base City—could it be that these guys were all wild? The kind that grows when it rains?
Yanhui Mountain is still as lively as ever, but today is obviously not the norm.
The sound of "hey, hey, haha" is endless, and there are people everywhere who are fighting with their fists to the flesh, what black tigers dig out their hearts, double dragons play with pearls, monkeys steal peaches, old trees, roots, etc.
Wu Ke pinched his chin and sat on the threshold and looked down, his eyes didn't move as if the screen was locked, and tears of emotion flowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Suck and slip."
"Brother Sorrow, look at Ang, did you see that Nezha, stainless steel Barbie! My God, what kind of parents are willing to let a girl with this face go to drive piles and practice her fists and feet..."
"And you say, why didn't our Lieutenant General Leng train his muscles like that?"
Lin Chou itched his teeth, and kicked this thing off the threshold with one kick,
"The threshold is the neck of the head of the house, do you know? I sitle on it every day, and next time I will see that my brain and bones will be broken for you. ”
"Feudal superstition," Wu Ke patted his ass and found a place to sit down again, and continued to sigh at the exquisite Barbie made of all-steel, "It's a pity, it's a pity, it's so cute, you should be able to cry a lot with a punch..."
"Whew!" Lin Chou sneered, "Believe it or not, if she touches you, you're gone?" ”
"Tsk," Wu Ke said suddenly, "Brother Sorrow, I don't know what, I suddenly remembered the old brother who came to ask you if you had a beauty package a few days ago and was thrown to the potted plant by you, wasn't he licked by a saber-toothed bear in Zushan, and half of his face was gone, quack, this Barbie may be related to the saber-toothed bear, and the effect is almost the same." ”
“...”
"Brother Sorrow?"
"Brother Sorrow, why don't you speak..."
Lin Chou patted Wu Ke on the shoulder, turned around and entered the room.
Wu Ke was about to speak, but suddenly he was shrouded in a shadow.
Looking back tremblingly,
"Hiccup~"
"You... Hello..."
In front of him was the alloy Barbie.
is about 1.8 meters or even 1.9 meters tall, and his hair is draped... Wear... Belch...
In short, it is a black shiny, silky hair, which naturally falls on the high and bulging trapezius and deltoid muscles.
"Boom."
"Do you cry for a long time with a punch? Rise? ”
"Goo-dong..."
"Related? Rise? ”
“......”
Wu Ke, a sand sculpture, the martial artist and the evolutionary are almost two species, and the visual and auditory enhancement of the evolutionary also needs to rely on skills, but the martial artist directly started by training~
The eyesight and hearing are simply not very good, and the martial artist with strong control can distinguish the "malicious" and "hostile" gaze or voice from the noisy noise from a few hundred meters away, as simple as eating and drinking.
Titanium Barbie smiled slightly,
"Bang bang,"
"Come on, little handsome guy, try a punch."
Wu Ke: Stay, stop, men, men and women don't kiss!
Of course, I didn't dare to say this.
"That's... Little sister... What's... Misunderstanding... Definitely a misunderstanding..."
I heard the joking roar of a bald head suddenly coming out of the mountainside,
"Yo, dog man, you like the new and hate the old so much, and forget about your female ghost sister so quickly? hetui! ”
Huang Dashan made such a mistake, but saved Wu Ke.
"My name is Cao Meng." Miss Barbie, who had a small face and a completely mismatched figure, flapped Wu Ke lightly and walked straight to the house, "Tease you, look at what scared you, and said bad things about others, um~"
"I'm in for a treat!" Wu Ke grinned and rubbed the place where he was beaten, "It must be, I apologize, I have a treat, and the woman spares her life!" ”
Cao Meng seems to know Wu Ke,
"I heard that you came from the research institute, when you first arrived here, there were people who bet that you would not be scared by the wilderness to pee your pants, I bet that you could live in the mountains for a week before running away, and you lost 850 circulation points."
Wu Ke: ...
Cao Meng skillfully raised his head and glanced at the menu,
"Boss, Brother Lin, I want to eat sour and spicy things, and I still remember the skewers you made at a bonfire party, so I want to eat that taste."
Lin Chou, Rolling, and Four Dogs poked their heads out of the front and back doors and behind the counter respectively, looking at the two of them.
Lin Chou said,
"Raw skewers?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Didn't eat breakfast again?"
"Hmm..."
The kitchen has been tinkling, and there are too many warriors in Mingguang who have been summoned by the scorpion lion of the mountain master, and he is very busy now.
"Time is not enough, I'll make you a smoked beef mixed with wild vegetables, using the seasoning method of raw skewers, just right, how about it?"
"Fry a few more Yunling bird eggs, a big bowl of pig blood soup, and rice!"
A large bowl of salad-like cooked beef salad with wild vegetables, with bright red raw skewer sauce as the base, plus fresh devil peppers, nepeta and a variety of fresh wild vegetables, and fried egg rice and pork blood soup were sent to Cao Meng.
"Oh~"
Cao Meng cheered, and one bite was a palm-sized omelette,
"Hmm..."
"I went on a mission some time ago, and I haven't been here for a long time."
"It smells so good."
Wu Ke swallowed his saliva and looked at the large pot of bright red and bright red beef cut into inch strips, and then watched Cao Meng suck the meat strips into his mouth like eating noodles, chewing them with relish.
"Mommy... It's too raw..."
He himself can't accept this kind of food setting, and he doesn't dare to eat too much seafood sashimi occasionally, for fear that the small body can't stand it, after all, normal people don't want to live in the toilet.
Of course, swallowing saliva is still necessary, and you have to be hungry.
"Wait..."
"That's not right..."
"Brother is not an ordinary person now!"
Although Comrade Xiao Wu's transformation has not completely ended, the previous fragile and incapable ordinary body has made a qualitative leap.
"You're okay with that?" Cao Meng found a small bowl, "Woo woo, here you go, let me tell you, this thing just looks more difficult to accept, do you want this, tomato pasta, like it?" You face it with the same attitude as eating noodles, take a big bite, it's very good, take a bite, try it, Tong Suo is not bullied~"
Comrade Xiao Wu held the bowl, looked at the contents of the bowl and muttered,
"Hmm..."
"I feel like I'm going to go down a road of no return..."
Cao Meng rolled his eyes, went up and put half a bowl of beef pestle in Wu Ke's mouth with a pair of chopsticks,
"Walk you!"
"The old man is grinding and chirping!"
One step to the stomach.
Wu Ke didn't even have time to chew.
“emmmm...”
Does it seem to taste pretty good?
It's a little sweet, a little salty, a little spicy.
Cao Meng asked with a smile,
"How's it going, isn't it?"
"Uh," Wu Ke glanced at his stomach, praying that it had become very aggressive, "It's really delicious." ”