As a top chicken head who dominates the country (Yanhui Mountain) with a mighty and majestic state... King of Chickens... Belch... In short, that's what it means, Lord Sanhuang has been living a life that is arrogant and indisputable.

Chickens, isn't it just a little bit of a thing, pop and pop, step on an egg, eat super big and super sweet wild bee pupa, and make a few secret nests in the fragrant red bean bushes on the mountain...

Of course, Sanhuang's chicken life is not painless, and occasionally it needs to watch its baby be boiled into hot spring eggs, fried into poached eggs, wrapped into egg dumplings, and so on.

This is sometimes referred to as morning, noon, and evening every day, which is really embarrassing.

It's all about living.

It is not easy for chickens to be born, Sanhuang sighed.

However, Sanhuang has always felt that this kind of life is very perfect - except for those nervous two-legged beasts who always like to let it watch from the sidelines when they eat stewed wives/concubines/children.

Pervert, you guys!

More than once, Sanhuang let out a grief-stricken and rebellious roar, and flew up to try to fight those neurotic fish, chickens and eggs, but it didn't work, and Sanhuang found that every time he did this, it made the two-legged beasts even more excited.

This Nima...

I beg you to be human! Is my Sanhuang Lord living to satisfy the perverted desires of you people??

......

"The woods... You seem to have scared Sanhuang stupefied... It's over, it's over..."

Seeing that Sanhuang had been staring at the kitchen knife and didn't understand, Sanhuang's most loyal mother, Uncle Fan Warlock, was flustered more than a little bit.

Lin Moumou frowned and found that things were not simple.

"Damn, this chicken is going to heaven, even a kitchen knife can't scare it? Come on, please bring up the whisk of Lord Ben! ”

It's the same as a joke, you can't control the skill effect of the crockpot chicken through the artificial micro-manipulation, and Lin Chou is still a fart - this dish was invented by Lao Tzu! You're in charge of snorting crookedly??

A hundred eggs, a large bowl, a whisk.

"Why... Whoa..."

Sanhuang let out a moan of fear from the depths of his throat.

It knows this thing so well, this is the most cruel of all, corpse-stained torture instruments, with the souls of its countless white and chubby children crying and wailing!

Uncle Warlock licked his lips and was ready with a large complete chicken leg in his hand.

The chicken skin is golden and greasy, and the sauce of the thick red sauce exudes the aroma of wild vegetables and fungi, which arouses the desire to eat.

"Click~TonTon~"

Seeing his baby flowing out of the hard swaddling clothes, from a brilliant round like the sun to a mess, Lord Sanhuang let out a loud, not so sad cry:

"Giggles! (My 163,897th smash!) Go all the way! Father is here~! Don't be afraid! ）”

In the eyes of Lin Chou and the warlock, who could perceive and see the energy surge with their own eyes, at the moment when Sanhuang spoke, a golden and brilliant energy surge burst out as if the clouds were clearing, and the heavy crimson purple on the warlock's body, which had no trace of resistance, melted away, and disappeared in an instant.

Of course, some of the evolutionaries on Yanhui Mountain can also see this effect.

"it, it's here again!"

"Gan! I've eaten the crockpot chicken 16 times and it didn't come out! ”

"First of all, you have to have a reliable relationship with Boss Lin."

"Bullshit, you have a lottery fan to ask for a chicken luck, this year a fool believes that the lottery is random!"

"Mom, every time I watch this kind of scene, I feel that the son of luck is nothing more than that, but it's a pity that it's just a temporary worker."

The brilliant golden spell casts the Warlock Uncle like a golden man—of course, the naked eye can't see it.

However, any ordinary person with a keen eye can detect the difference between the warlock and the previous one.

His temperament has changed, and a vigorous self-confidence or something else rushes out directly from the depths of his soul, making his whole mental state different.

"Gan!"

With luck, Uncle Warlock's tone was full of confidence,

"I'm going back to solve the problem! If that doesn't work, then just get rid of the person who has the problem! ”

With a poof, Uncle Warlock turned into a puff of gray smoke and teleported away—he didn't even forget to take Sanhuang with him.

"Tsk~"

Lin Chou held a bowl and stuffed butter, garlic, fennel root, and roasted centipede meat into his mouth while beating eggs.

"I hope that unlucky boy comes out alive..."

In the current state of Uncle Warlock, if you still can't find a way to solve the problem of synchronizing the "Plus version of the soul" with the original version of the body, then nine times out of ten you will forcibly let the Xiaobawang server pick up customers in order to continue to make money, and by the way, destroy the body of the unlucky child.

Don't think that this kind of thing can't happen, the Mingguang official really can't afford to offend the warlock uncle - and there is no need to give up this small overlord server that may produce a hundred and one thousand ten thousand four-in-five for the sake of a four-in-five evolutionary.

With Mingguang's urine, isn't this also a matter of issuing an announcement that Comrade So-and-so will take the lead for the great cause of scientific research and the survival, development and progress of Mingguang, and let us mourn in silence together.

Otherwise, what do you want to do, this is the end of the world, this is the era of the cataclysm, there are many people walking on the road, who else do you want to reason with?

Lin Chou was thinking about it when he saw a familiar little guy carrying a big bag into the house.

"Yo, Ziyu, what are you doing here?"

Lin Chou pointed to Zhao Ziyu's big backpack.

Zhao Ziyu's handsome face, which made countless mothers scream in orgasm, suddenly fainted a large area of blood red,

"Running away from home!!"

"Ahh ”

Zhao Ziyu was even more embarrassed, and a large bead of sweat appeared on his forehead,

"I, I ran away from home..."

"It's too much! I can't take it! ”

"The old man of our family gave me a blind date!! I'm going to hide in the ancestral mountain for a while!! ”

Lin Chou continued to blink, his expression narrow,

"Yo, isn't this a good thing!"

"The woman is 13 years older than me!"

"Then she's only twenty-five or sixteen, as the saying goes, the third female college holds the gold brick and the female thirty..."

"The three thousand female college students are in the immortal class, and the thirty thousand female college students are still feeding the queen mother, do you want to try it?"

"Ah this..."Lin Chou Zhengse said, "Brother Chou has the best small cowhide field tent here, warm in winter and cool in summer, no return to moisture and no rain, I will give you 5 boxes of this happy water, and then bring this source crystal refrigerator, it can be used for 4 months without changing the source crystal, yes, you can also take these two big hams, and then 50 salt-baked chickens, and resolutely resist arranged marriages - Brother Chou can only help you get here!" ”

"It's better to worry about brother, I'll carry that thing away,"

Zhao Ziyu choked and said,

"By the way, Brother Chou has one more thing, when Lao Zhao came over for a while, you said that you didn't see me, if our old man doesn't believe it, emmmm, I think Lao Zhao is really not your opponent Brother Chou, you are very strong Brother Chou, come on, come on!"

"Ahh

Lin Chou stared at Zhao Ziyu, who was moving like a small mountain bag, and disappeared into the back mountain after a few ups and downs, feeling that he might have finished saying all the "ah, this" in this life.

"I haven't paid the bill yet, hey! I didn't even say it was for you, this bear child..."

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emmmm。

Actually, I'm desperate.

The previous illness was also just right, and I attended a funeral again.

Sanguan has been back to his hometown for less than two years, and he has gone 5 elders, all of whom are close relatives who need to wear linen and filial piety.

Although it is said that the age of the three views has also reached this time, but this mood, damn it, I won't say much, everyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand hope that you don't understand it all the time.

The three views can be said to have collapsed directly...

And then I've been busy with getting married.,Everyone who has a wife probably knows how abrasive this thing is.,If there is a little friction between the parents of both sides.,It's a disaster.。

Just two words: I'm Gan!

Jie's is probably the current state of three people, one head and two big.

Seriously, I envy you single dogs.

Slipped away.