Chapter 432: The Duckling Rises Overseas
readx;? The duckling carried his wings upside down, and while walking, he kept reminding himself in his heart that he was an envoy of the dignified Qinglong Empire, representing the emperor, and he must not lose his national prestige. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The more I reminded myself, the higher my head was raised, and after walking up a dozen steps, my chin was almost raised to the sky.
Suddenly, a group of officials, led by a protocol officer, trotted up to meet them. After all, they are thousands of miles away, and although they are in the same language, they sound very jerky, and even the protocol officer sounds weird.
I only heard him say: "Your Excellency has come from afar, we have the best wine to wait, and what you can't drink there, the strongest, strongest wine." What is your name?"
When the duckling heard the strongest and strongest wine, he couldn't hold back at all, and saliva flowed in his mouth. He swallowed hard, determined not to let them out, and this time, he didn't dare to speak at all.
The protocol officer didn't speak when he saw the duckling, but just nodded violently, I don't know what etiquette it was, and then nodded frequently, and then asked, "Your name?"
The duckling was helpless, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said impatiently: "My name is Little Duckling, your surname is Dongfang, quickly lead the way and go to drink spirits." ”
The protocol officer had been ordered to get drunk with the envoy, for fear that he would not be able to complete the task, and when he heard that he liked to drink so much, his eyebrows fluttered happily, and he pouted his ass to lead the way in front, and his mouth blew wildly: "Our wine is the best in the world, no matter how big the amount of wine is, we can't drink ten bowls, and the envoy will definitely be satisfied." ”
When the duckling heard this, he became interested, and said vaguely: "Okay, good, fast, fast, I will definitely be able to drink ten bowls." Go and pass on the decree, and I will drink it and go to King Tsukihara. ”
The concierge was happy, his teeth were about to break, and he led the way in front of him, and soon came to the State Guest House.
Asked the duckling to sit on the upper seat, a group of graceful maids came to serve wine and cloth dishes, and the duckling had the heart to grab the wine jar, considering his identity, but he still held back.
Finally, when the protocol officer raised the wine, and didn't hear what he said, the duckling raised the bowl and poured it.
"Poof!"
As soon as the duckling took a sip, he squirted out, his face changed, and he said angrily: "Entertaining our imperial envoy of the Blue Dragon Empire, you actually dare to mix water in the wine?"
What the?
When everyone saw him openly spitting out wine, they were angry in their hearts, and they were even more angry when they heard him blame him for mixing water with wine for no reason. However, although everyone in the seat could understand what he said, there were not many who could really clearly understand the Chinese language of the Qinglong Emperor.
The protocol officer refused to lose his national prestige, and argued: "Honorable envoy, this is obviously the best and strongest wine in our country, why do you say that we are mixing wine with water?"
The duckling also felt a little unbelievable, and stretched out his wings to suck the wine bowl of the official next to him in confusion, took a sip, and spit it out with a "bah", and said: "I said that you are mixing wine with water at all." ”
The officials of the Yueyuan Kingdom just had a happy face, only to hear the duckling continue: "You are simply mixing wine in water, and you are too stingy, and you have too little wine." ”
The protocol officer Huo Ran stood up, his face turned purple with anger, and he said with some trembling: "Honorable envoy, this is the pride of our Yueyuan Kingdom, it is obviously the best wine in the world, why do you repeatedly slander it?"
"The best wine in the world?" the duckling rolled his eyes, just wanted to continue to make sarcastic remarks, and thought of a strange possibility, turned over his hand and took out a jar of wine he brought, and said, "So, you can taste the wine I brought, and see how it goes?"
Slapped open the mud seal, and a rushing aroma of wine permeated.
Although the people of Yueyuan are used to drinking "low-alcohol wine", the people here are all carefully selected, out-and-out "drunkards". As soon as everyone smelled the aroma of the wine, they were immediately full of gluttony, and their eyes were like copper bells.
When the duckling saw this situation, it turned out that these poor fellows had really never drunk good wine, so he waved his hand in a chic manner and said to the maids: "I have a treat and change wine for everyone." ”
As soon as seventeen or eighteen bowls of wine were poured, the whole guest house was full of wine.
The duckling looked at their gluttony, and laughed: "Come, I like to drink the most in my life, let's do three bowls in a row." ”
After saying that, he couldn't hold back any longer, and opened his hand to drink a bowl. At a glance, everyone was still drinking slowly, impatient to wait for a long time, took out a jar, and poured it into their mouths like a sea.
This is the liquor that Yueyuan has never drunk at all, and the officials only feel like a line of fire entering their throats, pulling their throats like a knife. The maids were just smelling the wine, and some of them were so drunk that they were stunned to see the duckling drink like this.
After the duckling drank a jar, seeing that others hadn't even finished a bowl, he took out dozens of jars of wine with contempt and drank it to himself.
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At this time, in the main hall of the Tsukihara Kingdom, the king's eyebrow postman was gathering his ministers to discuss urgently.
Some officials read the decree five times, and the ministers discussed it vigorously.
The Meichuan postman was very excited, and he was completely moved.
The Qinglong Empire is a ****-like existence, and compared to them, this is just a village. Now the **** emperor personally issued an order to crown himself as the king of Yueyuan Zhongyi, which shows that he has been recognized by the emperor, and his name has been justified since then. If the other generals of the country tried to rebel again, they would be morally untenable in the first place.
The ministers discussed very fiercely, some strongly opposed, and some wept bitterly that they must seize the opportunity.
The Meifune Shofu looked upset, habitually looked at his most trusted general, Chiba Buju, and asked, "General Chiba, what is your opinion?"
Chiba did not raise his head and saluted, and said, "Your Majesty, this matter is very easy, can you let me try to convince the ministers." ”
Although the eyebrow boat postman was puzzled, he always trusted him, so he said, "Okay, you can try." ”
Chiba did not raise the order: "Come to the two pencils, record them separately." You only remember the benefits of the Divine Decree of the Green Dragon Empire, you only remember the disadvantages, and you don't need to remember the repetitions. Do you understand? Asuki-kun, you speak first. ”
The two penmen nodded respectfully, ready to go.
When the eyebrow boat postman and the ministers heard this, Chiba was really smart. It would be nice to list them clearly in this way and analyze them one by one, so why argue. So, the ministers began to tell them one by one.
In less than an hour, the two writers had already taken notes.
Chiba asked, "How many did you remember?"
One said: "There are seventy-four benefits of the Divine Decree of the Green Dragon Empire. ”
The other said: "There are three benefits of not respecting the Holy Decree of the Blue Dragon Empire. After speaking, he said a little cowardly: "Actually, there is only one, and that is our ......."
"Shut up!" Chiba shouted, "The opinions of the ministers, how can you summarize them." You just read it one by one. ”
In fact, at this time, the hall was already extremely quiet, and no one did not admire Chiba's approach. You don't even need to read it, what is the concept of seventy-four to three, does it need to be said?
Patiently waiting for the two penmen to finish reading, even the eyebrow boat driver smiled. Those dissenting opinions are really the same, that is, they originally set themselves up as kings, and no one controlled them, and a holy decree is equivalent to living under others. But the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, what does it matter?
As for the benefits, there are more, culture, economy, commerce, status, reputation, all of them are exciting.
The postman of the eyebrow boat was full of smiles, and asked Chiba again: "General Chiba, only you have no opinion." ”
Chiba didn't raise his head and bent over, and said lightly: "The opinion of the king is the opinion of the minister." ”
"Hahaha!" The eyebrow boat postman laughed heartily and ordered: "Use one day to quickly gather usable warships, merchant ships, and fishing boats, and mobilize brave generals in the army, commanded by General Chiba, to cooperate with the Blue Dragon Empire's South China Sea Guard to exterminate the traitors." ”
The ministers bowed down to their orders one after another, and the eyebrow boat postman said: "Quickly go and ask the envoy of the Qinglong Empire, don't let them get him drunk." ”
After a while, an official stumbled over, startling the Meichuan postman and the ministers, wouldn't it really spoil the envoy?
The official who had just come up with the idea to bring the duckling down secretly wiped his sweat.
I only heard the official stammer: "Wang...... The king, the green dragon...... The envoy of the Blue Dragon Empire drunk the seventeen protocol officers. He himself said that he hadn't drunk it yet, and he would drink ten more jars and come in a while. ”