Chapter 5: Learn Poses with Me
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have doubted your strength. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info" (obviously just a whiteboard blunt sword...... )
"Huh."
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have wanted to take you to the lottery." (I will definitely find a chance to trick him into helping me smoke in the future)
"Hmph."
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have wanted to sell you to the richest man in Qingyun." (I guess I can't sell it like this)
"Oh."
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have thought about buying a superb blade and replacing it when I get rich." (Even if you make a fortune, you still have to save money.) )
"Hmm."
"I promise I'll never think about it again." (Ahh )
"Oh?" Sword Spirit spoke in a contemptuous tone of conversation with an idiot, "Have you forgotten the basic function of the master-slave contract again?" ”
“……”(…… )
At this moment, the girl's mind was exactly the same as her reaction, and she was as stunned as she was.
Then came the tsunami-like apology: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, it's just, it's just that I really can't control myself!" Especially when I think of the night when there are only green vegetables and carrots, I feel as if I am possessed by demons, those are not my real thoughts, you must not take it seriously! ”
Wang Jiu sneered: "I remember yesterday you praised the green vegetables and carrots. ”
"Well, that's just a moment of confusion...... "The more the girl spoke, the more embarrassed she became, and then she simply gave up on herself, "Do you really think I like carrots so much!" Don't I like meat!? I love it too! Juicy lamb, fatty and sweet pork belly...... But I don't have any money! In addition to the cost of cultivation, I even have to buy special treatment products for cabbage and radish! Food is too luxurious for me! ”
These words really came from the bottom of their hearts, and seeing that the girl seemed to have a tendency to collapse, Jian Ling also forgot the previous unpleasantness, and asked curiously: "Aren't you the daughter of the head of the family, Li Fengyun, why are you living so poor?" The Li family is in a bad situation now? ”
Li Qingming explained helplessly: "Of course the Li family is very good, there is a family of three courtyards and seven families in Xiangzhou, and the Li family is one of the seven families, although it has been slightly declining in the past hundred years, but after all, it is also a big family in Qingyun City." I, my situation is relatively special, my relationship with Li Fengyun and Lu Xin is not good, I can only use my strength to do what I want to do, but I ...... In the first two years, I couldn't even get the second grade in the family assessment, and the standard of eating and clothing and the odd flowers were lowered again and again, so I could only have green vegetables and radish. ”
"Well, although I don't know much about human affairs, generally speaking, monks who come from wealthy families and inherit top bloodlines will not fall into such misery...... Are you sure you're not mentally retarded? ”
"You're retarded! In short, half a month later, it is the routine examination of the outer door, if I can't practice the thirty-six road chasing the wind sword, the last assessment of the outer door will not pass, and if I am expelled from the outer door, I am afraid that the money will not even be enough to eat. ”
"What, not enough money for food?" Wang Jiu was silent for a long time and said, "By the way, what is the situation of the richest man in Qingyun that you mentioned before, tell me about it?" ”
“…… You don't want to abandon me, do you? ”
"After all, in your opinion, I am just a tabula rasa blunt sword with a crooked path, at most, if I am lucky, I can use it to make a fortune......"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really wrong, I shouldn't miss you that much, Sword Spirit senior, please forgive me!"
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It took Li Qingming a lot of work to finally get Sword Spirit to forgive her for her faux pas.
"Senior, that, the immovable hegemon mentioned before......"
"That's very simple, I bleed one liter with a sharp blade every day, beat my limbs and torso with a hammer, break my tendons and fracture them, and stimulate my blood with major injuries, and I will be able to get started in about a month."
Li Qingming was covered in cold sweat when she heard this: "Yes, is there anything gentle?" I'm going to take part in the monthly assessment at the end of the month, and I'm afraid I'm ...... if I'm devastated."
"To be gentle? But back then, your ancestor Shen Kaishan tempered himself like this. When he can't think of it, he will even ask me to help him cut him with a sword. If it weren't for Yueming's presence, I'm afraid I would have to be relieved on ......the spot," Wang Jiu added while recalling the tragic appearance of Shen Kaishan's brain congestion and cramps in the past, "Speaking of which, before the decisive battle, he created a set of introductory practice routines for future generations, which is quite suitable for a little girl like you who can't endure hardship." ”
Li Qingming forcibly endured the evaluation of the little girl who couldn't bear the hardship, and said, "I just want to learn that." ”
Wang Jiu said: "Let go of your thinking, I'll rehearse it for you." ”
"Huh?"
Without waiting for Li Qingming to react, Wang Jiu followed the passage of the master-slave contract and projected the true image of the sword spirit into Li Qingming's mind.
As expected, Li Qingming only had her own body in her mind, and the rest was blank, but it was just right for him to practice the immovable body......
As soon as he thought of this, Wang Jiu suddenly found that Li Qingming in front of him was looking at him with straight eyes at this time, his cheeks were crimson, his breathing was stagnant, and his heartbeat was pounding and accelerating.
"What the hell are you doing?"
“……”
Li Qingming didn't seem to hear it, so Wang Jiu took a few steps closer until he could see his figure in her eyes: her figure was slender and straight, her appearance was handsome and heroic, her face was like a crown of jade, her sword eyebrows were in her temples, her eyes were like stars, and her eyes were clear and deep, which made people sink into it......
The question is, what's so nice about this?!
It was only at this time that Li Qingming suddenly woke up, hurriedly took two steps back, and asked softly: "This, is this my ancestor?" ”
"No, it's me."
"Huh?!" Li Qingming was simply horrified, "This is you?!" It doesn't make sense, you, how can you be so handsome?! ”
Wang Jiu's eyes widened suddenly, and he said strangely: "It's not the first time we've met, what are you fuss about?" Haven't you seen and been deeply intoxicated by my flawless pure white sword body a long time ago? ”
"Not at all! And I mean, you're ...... like you are."
Wang Jiu said angrily: "You are really mentally retarded, right?" Compared to the flawless pure white sword body, the human form is as ugly as a twisted kitchen knife, okay? You, you're like putting braised pork and not eating it, but eating carrots! ”
"Don't mention carrots! Okay, I was wrong, can you rehearse the Immovable Hegemony for me!? ”
“…… Okay, then you follow this routine to rehearse, and you can get started in about three to five days with your foundation. ”
After speaking, Wang Jiu recalled Shen Kaishan's movements, his back was tense like a bow, his right arm was raised, his left hand was probing his foot, and then with his waist as the axis, his body turned out of an exaggerated angle like a puppeteer, and then the toes of his left foot were tightly grasped like hooks, with his ankle as the axis, the whole person leaned forward abruptly, moved up like a windmill, and smashed down with his raised right hand......
Li Qingming only watched two or three movements, and then felt creepy: "This, this is really an action that people can do?" ”
"Of course, it's simple."
"Very, very simple? But when I was forging my body in the inner door of the Li family, even if I taught snake boxing and jiu-jitsu, I was afraid that I would break my tendons and fractures if I did this set of movements! ”
Wang Jiu thought for a moment: "So he is just teaching, and you are the mount of the Outer Heaven Divine Sword." ”
"Hey!"
Wang Jiu saw that the girl was becoming more and more hesitant, so he said: "Of course, if you are afraid of pain and don't dare, then forget it." ”
Li Qingming suddenly stiffened her neck: "Who is afraid of pain?" You watch, I'll do it! ”
After speaking, the little girl recalled the first routine that Wang Jiu had just disguised, her right hand was raised and her left hand was probed down, her waist and back were bent like a bow, and then she twisted violently with her crotch as the axis.
"Ahhhh
Li Qingming, hit hard.
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At the same time, the three brothers Li Li, Li Peng, and Li Yuan, who were retching, supported each other and returned to the Li family compound.
As the elite servants in the Li family's compound, such a tragic situation is rare, and the three of them are also ashamed to see people, so they only quietly turn through the back door to the small courtyard where the servants live. When I entered the door, I saw Li Ping lying on the stone floor, panting like a dead dog.
Even if it is a master who has entered the Immortal Law Gate beyond the limits of the human body, and runs around Qingyun City for three weeks with hundreds of catties in one hour, he will definitely be tired into a dead dog.
Li Ping heard the footsteps of the three little friends, and said without raising his head.
"The three of you are back, how are things going?"
The trio looked at each other, not knowing what to say.
"Didn't offend Miss, did you? Of course, the attitude can't be too soft, otherwise the lady will scold, the young lady is stubborn, and when necessary, we have to be the next person to come forward and be evildoer, but we must grasp the proportion, a light tea lady, a frost-free young master, we have to serve well. I just don't worry about the three of you, you can't see the opportunity to act when you get there, you talk too hard, and you do too much. Hate that ...... on my side That mundane is so entangled that he has no time to withdraw. ”
Li Ping was chattering, but because he couldn't breathe, his face had gradually turned red and purple, and there were signs of suffocation.
Li Ping groaned and sat up, half-squinting his eyes: "That, Miss should be invited back, right?" It's in the courtyard of the outer gate, right? Later, when I take a little breath, I will take the three of you to the door to plead guilty, of course, the attitude should not be too soft, otherwise the lady will ......"
Before he finished speaking, there seemed to be signs of suffocation again, and Li Peng couldn't help it, and said in a humble voice: "Brother Ping, Miss didn't come." ”
"Let's be the next people...... What!? Miss didn't come!? Li Ping jumped up in shock, "What's the matter?" I rely on your face to be sluggish, did I do it with Miss? What about the spirit rune, isn't it useless? ”
Li Li looked helpless: "Brother Ping, I'm afraid there is a problem with that talisman, Miss only broke free for a moment, it's okay!" ”
"What!?" Li Ping's voice raised an octave, "That spirit talisman was given to me by my wife, how can there be a problem?" Moreover, even if there is no spirit rune, the three of you, can't you please bring back a little girl who hasn't even practiced the Wind Chasing Sword? ”
Li Li was ashamed: "Brother Ping, don't talk about inviting Miss back, we couldn't even hold on to a face, and she broke the external skills of the body, the qi and blood were dispersed, and the five organs spasmed." ”
Before the words fell, Li Yuan next to him couldn't hold on, and stepped into the small bushes and vomited.
Li Ping was dumbfounded: "The three of you, can't even hold on to one face?" I don't think I'm the only one who needs to run laps! What have you all been practicing lately?! ”
"Brother Ping, you really can't blame us, Miss's swordsmanship is too strange, it seems to be crooked, not a sword, and the sword is still a blunt sword, it doesn't have a blade, but it instantly disperses the hard skill of protecting our body, it's really evil."
At this time, Li Yuan had just finished vomiting, and said while wiping his mouth: "Brother Ping, according to my reasoning and calculation, Miss is afraid that she has practiced the legendary Dugu Nine Swords, and there is a qi-breaking ...... in it."
"If she could practice Dugu Nine Swords, she would have become a wind long ago! No, there must be something strange about this matter, and I will take a moment to take a breath before I think about it. ”