Chapter 38: How to Be Popular with Girls
There are some things in the world that go on and off like the sun rises and sets, and they don't change. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
For example, Shen Qingming's anger.
In the past two months with her, Wang Jiu has hardly found a day when she won't get angry, but every time the reason for getting angry is strange, such as serving hot water when she is injured, which may make her angry. When she is determined to stick to her persistence, helping her to stay attached and making her eat wild vegetable soup away from the delicacies of the mountains and the sea may make her angry. Inviting her to taste the special food of Qingzhou in the Kyushu era may make her angry...... It is impossible to summarize the law at all, so after thinking about it, Wang Jiu can only regard the phenomenon of Shen Qingming's anger as a natural law like the rising and setting of the sun, and it will not be transferred by any external objects.
No matter what you do, the sun always rises as usual.
Of course, based on objective etiquette, Wang Jiu still has to ask: "What's wrong?" ”
Shen Qingming's eyes were round: "What's wrong?" I've been so badly hurt by you! I've lost face! ”
Wang Jiu suddenly said in surprise: "Lose face? Are you referring to the IQ test from a month ago, or the jug incident, or the flying sword from outside the sky? But that was a long time ago, right? ”
"Thank you for reminding me what you've done before! But the problem is today! ”
"What's wrong today?"
Shen Qingming gritted her teeth, then lowered her gaze slightly, and said, "I went the wrong way today." ”
"Going the wrong way?"
"Yes, originally I was going to the Yishan Sword Cultivation Club to find someone to learn swordsmanship, there are many young monks from the Wind Rising Realm, monks from the Lu family, the Qian family, and the Yuntian Sect, as well as some surrounding casual cultivators, and the effect of the exchange is very good...... Anyway, I'm supposed to go to the Moving Mountain Sword Cultivation Club! But today I went out after dizziness, my eyes were black, and my mind was hazy when I walked, and I unconsciously walked to a school field, and saw that there were many young sword cultivators in it to learn swordsmanship, so I followed the convention, and found an invitation to fight with me at a similar level, and the other party reacted strangely at first, but when he saw me draw his sword, he also held a sword and fought with me. ”
Wang Jiu interjected and asked, "Lost?" ”
Shen Qingming glared: "Of course I won!" After that, there was a second one, a third one, and more and more people came to fight with me, and most of the time I was able to win, only occasionally when I encountered a high-level Fengqi Realm, or someone with particularly profound swordsmanship would lose one and a half moves. But the crux of the matter is not here! Later, when I became conscious, I realized that the people I was fighting with were familiar faces! That's all the sword cultivation of the outer gate of the Li family! I thought I had gone to the Sword Cultivation Club, but in fact, I subconsciously went to the outer school field! ”
"I see, that's what you mean by getting lost." Wang Jiu nodded, "Then you're really stupid." ”
"You! You actually have the face to accuse me? If you hadn't pumped my qi and blood during my morning exercises, and asked me to do mental arithmetic exercises while I was eating, I would have been dizzy and my brain would not work well when I went out. How could I have gone the wrong way? I've lived in Qingyun City for fourteen years, don't you even know the road! It's not all you! Now the monks' associations in several major cities have stipulated that monks are not allowed to fly with swords under extreme fatigue, so as not to cause traffic accidents, but you made me exhausted before I went out, it is not your fault, whose fault could it be?! ”
After Shen Qingming poured out his anger, he was shocked to find that there was actually a short and fat young monk standing next to Wang Jiu, and his face looked extremely familiar......
"Li Xinyu?!"
Shen Qingming's surprise was not trivial, she took a few steps back, and almost tripped over the threshold.
"Why are you here!?"
Thinking that Fang Cai was so angry that he said his troubles out loud, Shen Qingming really wanted that there were more than two hundred True Yuan Yuan Nuclei of the Pai Mountain Realm cultivators in his body burst at the same time, erasing everything in front of him!
This small shop specializing in dark spices is not popular at all on weekdays, except for the occasional visit of curiosity lovers like Wang Jiu, there may not be two or three customers during the whole day. Shen Qingming went home in shame and found that Wang Jiu was not there, so he guessed that he was going to buy spices, but he caught Wang Jiu in the spice shop, but he didn't expect that there were other people in the store!
That Li Xinyu seems to be fatter than when we met a few months ago, and when she entered the store, she thought it was a wine barrel or clay jar placed next to the shelf......
And Li Xinyu fell into an extremely excited situation as early as when Shen Qingming entered the house, his fat body trembled slightly, and his eyes turned back and forth between Shen Qingming and Wang Jiu, as if he was happy to see the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth.
"Sister Qingming, good afternoon......" Li Xinyu said excitedly, "I didn't expect you to have such a good relationship with Wang Jiu!" ”
Shen Qingming was going to treat this head of the family's inner door with courtesy, but when she heard this, she suddenly became angry: "Which eye did you see that the two of us have a good relationship?!" ”
Li Xinyu said: "Fang Cai, aren't you talking to him very enthusiastically? ”
"That's me squirting him! What kind of enthusiastic talk? ”
Li Xinyu sighed: "If there is a top-notch Lori like a light tea girl, willing to scold me like just now, I am willing to die." ”
"......" Shen Qingming suddenly stepped on dog shit, her face distorted and took two steps back, and finally walked outside the store.
"Ah, yes, yes, that's the look." Li Xinyu said, "When the girls saw me, most of them looked like they were running away as if they had encountered dirty things!" Alas, God knows how much I wish they could talk to me more, even if it's scolding, I'm happy to listen! ”
Shen Qingming couldn't help twitching the corners of her mouth: "Wang Jiu, are you messing around with this kind of person?" I was so mistaken about you! ”
After speaking, he turned around and left, shaking his head all the way, like a dryer, as if he wanted to throw out all the memories of the conversation between Fang Cai and Li Xinyu from his mind......
Li Xinyu looked at Shen Qingming's distant figure, and after a while, he sighed: "Alas, it's like this again...... Every time, I don't know what I'm doing wrong? ”
After speaking, he turned his head and asked Wang Jiu for help with extremely sincere eyes.
"Excuse me, what should I do now?"
Wang Jiu glanced at Li Xinyu and said, "You should go to the counter to settle the bill now, just put the silver taels or spirit stones directly in the cash box, the boss here doesn't come forward much, and they all collect the accounts automatically." ”
"No, no, no." Li Xinyu hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, "I mean, how can I be like you and have a good relationship with the best Lori like Sister Qingming!" But don't say that it depends on her face and figure, the light tea girl used to be notoriously cold in the compound, and she has never been pretending to the so-called young talents in the family...... Although you are more handsome than all of them, it should not be the main reason, right? To please girls, there should be a special knack! ”
In the end, Li Xinyu almost knelt down to ask for advice, full of sincerity.
Wang Jiu was immediately embarrassed, if he wanted to say how to please girls, he really didn't know anything. When he was a Kyushu sword god in the past, he had no distractions at all except for swordsmanship, and even a woman named He Yue fell in love with him, but he turned a blind eye. Later, the reincarnation of the divine sword, it doesn't matter if this kind of thing is even more indifferent, the dignified sword spirit, does it have to have a relationship with his own mount?
However, in addition to fighting hand in hand with the Nine Immortal Venerables, in his spare time, Zhao Yueming mentioned to him some tricks to please girls......
"First of all, it can't be a fat house."
Rumble!
Wang Jiu seemed to hear a thunderous sound, and then saw Li Xinyu kneeling on the ground, twitching all over.
"That, fat house, is there no hope at all?"
Wang Jiu recalled what Zhao Yueming had said, and pondered: "It's not necessarily so absolute, the fat house will just deduct a lot of points, but if there are other advantages, there will be no problem if you can add back the points deducted." And the way to add points, first of all...... Rich. ”
Li Xinyu was excited: "Money? I have it! The chief of the inner door has 50 spirit stones per month, I am the eldest son of the third room, 50 spirit stones per month, plus scholarships such as monthly exams, I have an income of at least 150 spirit stones a month, in addition to the annual New Year's money, festival expenses, and my investment income in a few small shops, in terms of assets, at least a few thousand spirit stones of assets......"
Wang Jiu sighed and didn't say anything.
Li Xinyu was stunned for a moment: "No, isn't it enough?" So how much money should there be to be considered rich? ”
Wang Jiu said: "I don't have an accurate standard, but the person who told me about this problem at the beginning said that in terms of money alone, without the assets of seventy or eighty million spirit stones, I am not qualified to talk to her." ”
Li Xinyu opened his mouth wide: "Seven, seventy or eighty million spirit stones?!" The sum of all the assets of the richest man in Qingyun is not so much, right!? ”
"Well, that's her personal standard, and she also said that if it's an ordinary girl, it's almost the same if there are 100,000 spirit stones."
Li Xinyu's mouth was still the same size: "One hundred thousand spirit stones?!" This, unless my father died young, let me inherit the inheritance as soon as possible...... Hmm, share the profit with the morning dew girl, there should be a hundred thousand spirit stones. ”
Wang Jiu said: "If you don't have enough money, you should be able to have a talent and a specialty." ”
"Talent is special?" Li Xinyu thought for a moment and agreed: "Reasonable, reasonable, I often hear stories that there are often ladies in the world of cultivating immortals, who are shy and have a lot of money, but they ignore the wealthy sons who are in charge of the family, and they just fancy some poor boys from the ravines, just because the other party has special talents...... Hmm, if it's just talent, then I'm pretty good, right? At the age of 15, he came to the Yunyong Realm, and the earth-shaking sword has been in the fire for 7 days, and its comprehensive strength ranks among the leaders of the inner door of the Li family - even if Sister Wanqing comes back, I will be firmly in second place. In addition, since I was 7 years old, I have studied Dongxuanzi and other Qimen classics, and my theoretical attainments are extremely profound, and I can definitely be called talented! How's that, I'm supposed to be qualified to please girls, right? ”
Wang Jiu listened to the previous words, but he didn't care, the 15-year-old Yun Yongjing, in his opinion, was no different from Shen Qingming's mild intellectual retardation. However, the Dongxuanzi Qimen classics mentioned later aroused Wang Jiu's interest.
"What is Dong Xuanzi?"
"Eh, haven't you seen it?!" Li Xinyu was surprised, "It's very classic, although many things are outdated, after all, they are still worth referencing, you wait, I have it with me." ”
As he spoke, he took out an almost torn book from his pocket and handed it to Wang Jiu.
"Oh, that's it, I've already marked the key points in it, it's easy to see......" Li Xinyu promoted it with great interest, but before he finished speaking, his face changed, "Oh no, my mother told me to go home for dinner, and I'll talk about it when I have time later!" ”
After saying that, he casually threw a few spirit stones to the cash box at the counter, and then unfolded a swift body method that completely did not match his body shape and left the store.