Chapter 40 There is no obscenity in the world
The evening of July 13, 2017 was super sunny
When Wang Jiu returned to Shen Yuan, he found that the little girl had just taken a bath, her hair was wet, her face was red, and she was standing in the middle of the school yard in the courtyard, quietly spitting. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Hearing the sound of Wang Jiu opening the door and coming in, Shen Qingming opened her eyes, and just as she was about to open her mouth to welcome, her expression changed.
"What's it in your hand!?"
Wang Jiu said: "I don't know, I haven't seen it yet, you know?" ”
Shen Qingming's face suddenly turned crimson: "I, of course I don't know!" That's why I asked you what you're holding! ”
Wang Jiu was relieved: "I see, this is what Li Xinyu gave me just now, since you don't know it, let's study it together." ”
"Together, ...... together" Shen Qingming's little face became even redder, and then anger swelled up, "Study a ghost!" Who's going to work on this stuff with you! ”
As he spoke, Shen Qingming let out a long breath and spat out the spiritual wind that had been running in his body for dozens of weeks from his mouth, forming a torrent.
Then, she said to Wang Jiu seriously: "That fat man...... Don't have too much to do with him. ”
Wang Jiuqi said: "Li Xinyu? Why? I think that although his cultivation is average, his personality is warm and cheerful, and he does not have the cunning and despicable temperament of those sinister villains, is there something wrong? ”
"You can't distinguish between good and evil with a flying sword that doesn't understand people's feelings?" Shen Qingming first shook his head with a smile, and then explained: "He is indeed not a bad person, in terms of cultivation, although you can't look down on it, after all, he is also the chief of the inner gate of the Li family's compound, and there is still something to be desired." But there is a kind of person in this world who is worse than the bad guy, guess who? ”
As he spoke, Shen Qingming looked at Wang Jiu with an expression that you would never guess, and then added, "Don't peek at my heart!" ”
Wang Jiu said: "Do you still need to see this? The answer is obvious: dead people. ”
"......" Shen Qingming was so choked that she couldn't say a word for a long time, until Wang Jiu began to urge her to announce the answer, and then she wilted, "Lewd people." ”
"Lewd?"
"Well, this kind of person is really worse than a bad person. You see the bad guy now, even if he commits heinous crimes, as long as he is handsome, has a good temperament, and is strong, there will be many people who like him and worship him, be his supporters, and even excuse his crimes. But if a person has an obscene temperament, then it is completely hopeless, even the kind of little girl who doesn't understand anything at the beginning of love will spit on him and want to stay away from him. And Li Xinyu is really the most obscene person I have ever seen. ”
When Wang Jiu heard this, he only felt that there were many difficulties in this passage, and it was really difficult to understand.
Shen Qingming explained: "In fact, a few years ago, Li Xinyu was still very good, practiced hard, had a cheerful personality, and loved his sister very much. But then somehow, the body inflated like a hot air balloon, and then it became very ...... Lustful, and lewd. ”
A distorted expression appeared on the girl's face, and her voice became difficult: "It's hard for me to describe him in words......
"Oh that's okay, I can see what you're thinking."
As Wang Jiu spoke, he directly used the master-slave contract to see the picture in Shen Qingming's mind......
That should have been Li Xinyu a year or two ago, shorter and thinner than now. He stood beside a schoolyard where the floor and walls were as white as jade, and in front of him was a young monk who had just finished a sword dance, panting and sweating.
I saw Li Xinyu squinting his eyes, squeezing a smile, and quickly leaned over and handed over a handkerchief.
"Hehe, Lingyan girl, your set of Que Red Sword Dance just now is really amazing and beautiful."
"Uh, thank you." The girl named Lingyan hesitated for a moment, nodded in thanks, and then took the towel and wiped her sweat.
However, the next moment, I saw that Li Xinyu naturally took back the used hand towel and put it in his arms, and at the same time took out a new one and handed it to her.
The girl watched Li Xinyu put away her used hand towel in a daze, her face turned red, and she almost cried.
"By the way, my sister's sword dance consumes a lot, and I have a bottle of moon marrow spirit liquid here, which is the most nourishing for the monks of the Wind Rising Realm."
Then he untied a small water bottle from his waist.
The girl was indeed a little tired, and when she saw the moon marrow spiritual liquid, she knew that it was indeed a good thing, so she couldn't help but thank her, and opened the bottle cap and took a sip.
However, just when the aura in her body surged up and the tiredness was dispelled, she found ......
"This, this water bottle has been drunk?!"
Li Xinyu smiled: "I've only had one sip before, it doesn't matter." However, let's also count as indirect, so what's over......"
Then there was the crying of the little girl and the back of the running away.
Shen Qingming asked, "How is it?" Do you understand? That dead fat man is so obscene! ”
Wang Jiu frowned: "To be honest, I don't understand, Li Xinyu gave the girl a hand towel and spiritual liquid, and then what?" ”
"You don't understand this!?" Shen Qingming was angry and funny, "He obviously has a bad intention!" Didn't you see him take back the handkerchief that people had used at home? ”
Wang Jiu said: "He just borrowed the hand towel, not a gift, so it is very reasonable to recycle it after the other party has used it." ”
“…… But that's used. ”
"I don't think this spirit of recycling, cleaning and reusing is a bad thing."
"What about the Aquarius incident that followed?!"
Wang Jiuqi said: "What do you say? If you mean that the girl is too concerned about the possible residual saliva of Li Xinyu in the bottle, it can only be blamed on her own lack of consideration. The water bottle was untied from Li Xinyu's belt, it was obviously a bottle for his personal use, and it was normal to have his residual saliva. What's more, Li Xinyu is not a highly toxic physique, and his saliva has no toxins. ”
"It's not a question of toxin or not!" Shen Qingming was a little angry, "And he also emphasized indirectly kissing indecently, how disgusting it is!" ”
Wang Jiu said: "If you don't emphasize it, that girl is equivalent to completing indirect kissing with him in ignorance, and I don't think this kind of behavior of not fulfilling the obligation to inform is not worth advocating." ”
"Do you still want to praise him for being upright?!"
Wang Jiu asked rhetorically, "Isn't it?" ”
"......" Shen Qingming really felt that it was difficult to communicate with this person.
Wang Jiu could also see that Shen Qingming was not convinced, and thought about it: "Let's do an experiment." ”
"Experiments?"
"Wait a minute."
With that, Wang Jiu flew into the house, fetched a new towel, and then approached to wipe Shen Qingming's long wet hair, and then used the other side to wipe the sweat from her cheeks.
The girl's face was red and hot: "What are you going to do?" ”
Wang Jiu didn't say much, after wiping it, he folded the towel and put it away, and then handed a water cup to Shen Qingming's mouth: "Drink hot water." ”
Being so close to Wang Jiu, Shen Qingming felt as if he had just breathed out of breath, which affected his consciousness, and his thinking began to blur, and when he heard Wang Jiu say the familiar words of drinking hot water, he subconsciously took the cup and took two sips.
After that, I heard Wang Jiu say: "That cup was used by me, although I had no way to secrete saliva, but it left my sword qi on the cup, so in a sense, we can be regarded as kissing indirectly." ”
“…… Ha? Shen Qingming was dumbfounded, and the next moment, the cup fell to the ground, and it was broken all over the ground.
Wang Jiu glanced at the debris on the ground: "Although the physical evidence was destroyed by you, it didn't affect the essence of the matter, so we still kissed indirectly." ”
"Not really!"
Wang Jiu ignored Shen Qingming's hard mouth, and only asked, "So, do you think I'm obscene?" ”
Shen Qingming wants to scold him very much, you are not obscene, but you are so stupid that you want to cry!
However, he raised his head and looked at the face of the sword spirit...... There are some things that I can't really say.
Wang Jiu said: "So here's the problem, what Li Xinyu and I do is almost exactly the same, but you don't think I'm obscene, so what's the reason to judge that Li Xinyu is obscene?" ”
Shen Qingming was silent for a long time and decided to give up the treatment.
"Well, I admit, it's mainly because Li Xinyu is fat and ugly."
"That makes sense." Only then did Wang Jiu get a satisfactory answer, "But it doesn't matter to me that he is fat and ugly." ”
Shen Qingming waved his hand: "Then you go and make friends with him!" ”
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Shen Qingming said casually, he didn't take it seriously in his heart, that obscene fat man has always only been courteous to beautiful women, and indifferent to men, especially to handsome and handsome men, this time he is so enthusiastic about Wang Jiu, most of them are resonant between perverts and idiots, but this enthusiasm cannot last.
However, in the evening, Wang Jiu received a flying sword.
"Li Xinyu invited me to the tea party. July 20, exactly a week later. ”
"What!?" Shen Qingming was incredulous, "He? Tea party? When will the dead fat man still know how to drink tea? ”
Wang Jiu looked at the invitation card in his hand and added, "It was said that his sister Li Chaolu would also come." ”
"Li Chaolu?" Shen Qingming frowned slightly, "How could that girl participate in Li Xinyu's tea party?" The relationship between their brother and sister has always been very strained. And...... Wait, is it because of you? ”
Shen Qingming raised her head, carefully examined Wang Jiu, and gradually affirmed her judgment.
"Ha, I didn't expect your sword spirit to be so popular, even the little girl in the second room has become your fan."
After laughing, Shen Qingming didn't take the matter seriously.
But Wang Jiu became interested in the tea party: "Then I'll go and see it on the 20th, and the practice course that day will be changed to self-study." ”
"Eh, you're going?!" Shen Qingming was taken aback, "Why?" Haven't you always hated ignorant girls like moths to the flames? ”
"Li Xinyu said that if I don't agree, he will definitely be skinned and liposuction by his sister and die of exposure to the sun, please save his life for the sake of human life."
"......" Shen Qingming opened her mouth, shocked by the shamelessness of Li Xinyu, a dead fat man.
Wang Jiu said: "He also said that if I am willing to participate in the tea party, he will give me a set of collector's edition of "Is Gold X a Thing in the Pool" with pictures and texts, and a set of supplemental version of "So Many Xes in the Mountains". ”
“…… Do you know what that book is? ”
Wang Jiu shook his head: "I don't know, but it looks like you know?" ”
"I don't know!" Shen Qingming blushed, "But since it's the dead fat man's collection, it's definitely not a good thing!" ”
Wang Jiu continued: "He also said that he could give me a bottle of Red Jiao Blood Wine that his father had treasured for a long time......
Before he finished speaking, Shen Qingming approached and looked at Wang Jiu with a firm gaze: "Go, you must go!" ”