Chapter 132: Great Wisdom and Foolishness
On the evening of October 18, 2017
After finishing a hearty and long working lunch, Wang Jiu returned to Shen Yuan with his mount, and was about to start taking her to practice at night, but saw Shen Qingming wave his hand: "No, I'm too tired today, apply for rest." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Wang Jiu was shocked at that time.
The immortal cultivator who was dignified and immovable and domineering the body of the Double Heaven Great Perfection and the half-step peak of the late stage of the Fengqi Realm ate the delicious food of the Drunken Immortal Mansion for an afternoon, and then told him that he was too tired? This quality is not even up to the mark.
"You're a rice bucket!" Shen Qingming said angrily, "And it's not all your fault!" I have to have some idol group with her, and I have to have dinner together, do you know what Li Wanqing looks like...... Eating with her is even more torturous than cultivating the immovable body! ”
Wang Jiu's eyes lit up: "Really? ”
Shen Qingming nodded vigorously: "Really! Super tired! ”
After a pause, in order to strengthen the persuasiveness, Shen Qingming added: "Just think about how many times I drank hot water this afternoon!" ”
Saying that, she had palpitations, if it weren't for the fact that she was not moving the second heaven of the body, and she was also an immortal cultivator in the Fengqi Realm, just those large buckets of hot water in her stomach would be enough to make her organs swell and ache all afternoon, and she couldn't sit still.
"In short, eating with Sister Wanqing is like a duel with a master in the ring, physically and mentally exhausting."
Although Wang Jiu still didn't understand it in his heart, since the mount emphasized it so repeatedly, he let it be believed, so he nodded: "Okay, then the next cultivation of the third heaven of the immovable hegemon body will be changed to having dinner with Li Wanqing." ”
Shen Qingming jumped three feet high: "I rely on you guy to yin me!" ”
Wang Jiu said: "How do you say it? ”
Shen Qingming stared at Wang Jiu for a long time, and found that he really had nothing to do with this serious guy.
"Okay, I'll be honest, I really don't want to stay with Li Wanqing anymore, it's too dangerous! If you don't pay attention for a while, you feel like you're being confused by her...... She is so knowledgeable about women! It's really going to make people love her! Shen Qingming's cheeks were crimson when she said this, but she had to admit that she was really unable to resist Li Wanqing's various warmth and thoughtfulness.
Wang Jiu asked rhetorically: "Then I like her, is there any problem?" ”
"Big problem!" Shen Qingming said angrily, "She's my sister!" We are sisters by blood! ”
Wang Jiu explained: "It's not a big deal. Theoretically, human beings prohibit close marriage by blood in order to avoid various genetic diseases presented by offspring. But considering that neither you nor Li Wanqing have a birth plan yet......"
"It has nothing to do with childbirth and marriage, okay? We're all girls! I don't want to be gay at all! ”
Wang Jiu said: "Very interesting resistance, in fact, you don't really understand homosexuality, and you haven't tasted homosexuality, why are you so repulsive about this matter? ”
Shen Qingming opened her mouth and stammered: "I ......"
Wang Jiu said: "Let's analyze it from a rational point of view. A person's evaluation of the same thing comes from two aspects, his own relevant experience, and the relevant experience of others. From your point of view, you have never been in a relationship in 14 years, whether you are gay or straight...... Or fetishes. And from the perspective of the people around you, Li Wanqing's life can be regarded as happy and free in any case, which is a positive case. To sum up, homosexuality should be more positive than negative for you, so why do you have such a rejection of homosexuality? ”
Shen Qingming continued to stammer, and after a long time, he said: "Because, because the vast majority of people are heterosexual!" Homosexuality is a very minority! ”
"Then in the same way, compared to the majority of human beings, immortal cultivators are an absolute minority, and the proportion is much lower than that of homosexuals. So why can you cultivate immortals without resistance, but you can't accept homosexuality? ”
“…… I can't talk about you! I don't want to say it! Shen Qingming gave up resistance in shame and decided to end the conversation by invoking one of his mount's privileges: being unreasonable.
It's just that suddenly, Shen Qingming remembered something again: "Ah Jiu, you won't accept any benefits from Sister Wanqing to advocate for homosexuality like this, right?" ”
Wang Jiu nodded: "She promised me that if she could convince you to be her girlfriend, she would no longer cause trouble before the Qingyun Dabi, so that I could have an explanation for Lu Xin......"
Shen Qingming was dumbfounded, and then became angry: "So you sold me like this!" ”
"No, I thought it was a win-win outcome, so I agreed. On the one hand, Li Wanqing is far more obsessed with you than with other girls, so if you can give full play to your feminine charm and make her prodigal son turn back, then it is equivalent to saving other girls......"
Shen Qingming was a fool with a thousand thoughts, and he had an idea: "Wait, what do you mean to save?" Didn't you just blow homosexuality to the heavens and the earth! What else can be saved! ”
Wang Jiu said: "If you admit the positive meaning of homosexuality, then it is obviously beneficial for you to fall in love with Li Wanqing, the master of homosexuality. If you don't recognize the positive meaning, then helping other teenage girls in love get rid of homosexuality is undoubtedly a great merit. So you either win the love, or you win the merit, no matter how you look at it, it's earned. ”
"Isn't that the other way around, either losing merit or losing love!?"
Wang Jiu was silent for a while and said, "Have you ever heard such a fable, an optimistic person will say that there is still half a bottle of water in it when he sees half a bottle of water, and a pessimistic person will say that there is only half a bottle of water left in it. I think that for you in the growth period, you should develop a more positive and optimistic outlook on life. ”
"Why am I always justified by you!?" Shen Qingming was about to collapse, and it was rare that he had a flash of inspiration and gave a strong and powerful rebuttal, but the initiative of the words was still in the hands of this tabula rasa stupid swordsman!
Wang Jiu said: "What a stupid question, I gave you an IQ test in May......"
"Don't mention that IQ test!" Shen Qingming became more and more ashamed, "Okay, okay, who made me blind and bought your stupid sword home!" Whatever you say, it's what it is! I'll fall in love with Li Wanqing tomorrow! ”
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Late at night, when Shen Qingming couldn't sleep with a belly full of fire, Wang Jiu gently and thoughtfully used the regret god clock to help her fall asleep as soon as possible, and then came to the desk and wrote a reply to Li Wanqing.
"Li Wanqing, I have persuaded Shen Qingming to try to accept her fate as agreed, and then it will be your turn."
A moment later, Jin Jian flew back with Li Wanqing's reply.
"Thank you, Mr. Wang Jiu, you really deserve to be a special guest, and you have made a promise. Then I will also follow the agreement, restrain myself, and play the role of everyone's lady in the Li family's compound, so that you can give Sister Xin an explanation. ”
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The next day, when Wang Jiu left Shen Yuan and went to the inner gate of the Li family's compound, he met Lu Xin with a shocked face on the way.
"Mr. Wang Jiu, what did you do to Wanqing? It can't be that kind of powerful brainwashing, or soul snatching or something like that, right? Saying that, Lu Xin explained in an incredulous tone, "Just now, Wanqing actually took the initiative to come to the door to greet a few elders and serve tea, and also apologized for what happened in the council hall yesterday. My God, since Uncle Ruwen was bedridden, I have never seen that girl politely apologize to her elders and admit her mistakes. ”
Wang Jiu said: "According to my agreement with her, she needs to restrain her temperament in the near future and play the role of everyone's lady in the Li family's compound, so that I can give you an explanation." Need me to explain the principle in detail? ”
Lu Xin wanted to nod, but suddenly a flash of inspiration and shook his head vigorously: "No need, no need, I think it's better not to know." ”
After a pause, Lu Xin said again, "That, say hello to Qingming on my behalf, just work hard for her." ”
"Okay."
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A moment later, Wang Jiu walked to the underground sword cave in the inner gate school grounds.
Li Chaolu came to the sword cave early as always, put on refreshments and drinks, and pasted a super absorbent ultra-thin hemostatic bandage, waiting for Wang Jiuxin's day's love whipping.
"Mr. Wang Jiu, good morning." The little girl tilted her head, smiling, wearing a close-fitting short shirt and trousers, so that the girl's beautiful figure was undoubted, and half of the snow-white lotus arms and calves were as clear as jade in the faint sword cave.
The next moment, without waiting for Wang Jiu to reply, a woman's voice suddenly sounded at the entrance of the Sword Cave.
"Sister Aru, good morning."
The moment he heard this voice, Li Chaolu seemed to be greatly frightened, took three steps back, and stumbled on a stone, embarrassed.
"Sister Wanqing!?"
Li Wanqing wore a gorgeous dress with the water spirit of Tianxiang Pavilion, and walked in. first nodded softly to Wang Jiuluo beside him, and then came to Li Chaolu and smiled sweetly at his frightened sister: "I didn't expect it, I haven't seen her for a few years, and Sister Chaolu has been so slim." Well, the cultivation is also very good, in another three or five months, it will hit the Cloud Surge Realm, right? This little specialty of Yuqing Mountain should be used as a congratulatory gift. ”
As she spoke, Li Wanqing handed over a small crystal clear porcelain vase, which made Li Chaolu's eyes widen in an instant.
"God, Yuqing Immortal Dew?! This, isn't this the holy product that makes many great monks snatch their heads and can't get it? ”
Li Wanqing said with a smile: "The master of the Immortal Yin Pavilion who refines the Immortal Dew happens to be my senior sister, and I have to go to her every month to ask for a few bottles. ”
"Tian......" For a while, Li Chaolu didn't know whether to sigh that Yuqing Daoist was really full of peach and plums all over the world, and even the famous Xianyin Pavilion Master was her apprentice, or should she sigh that Sister Wanqing had great powers, this priceless fairy dew, she could actually ask for a few bottles every month.
It's just that he unconsciously took the porcelain vase, and held it in his hand hard, refusing to let go.
"With my sister's age of cultivation, one drop of refining every week will bring you to life, and in addition, it is best to use the Fire Phase True Yuan as the source when refining......" Li Wanqing explained the use of Xianlu softly, only to say that Li Chaolu nodded like a chicken pecking rice. From time to time, Li Wanqing told a joke, which made Li Chaolu tremble.
But in half an hour, the two have been like best friends for many years.