Chapter 135: You're the 155th!
October 19, 2017
After a long while, this group of uninvited guests finally left the sword cave with a reluctant mood. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
After the warbler left the scene last, Li Wanqing was like a puppet that had lost its string, lying on her back on her back with a grunt, with a numb and tasteless look on her face.
"Wang Jiu, I was really miserable by you this time."
Before she finished speaking, Li Wanqing smiled bitterly and shook her head: "Forget it, it's not interesting to shake the pot for this kind of thing, in the final analysis, I shouldn't have that gambling fight with you, it's really ...... A small skirt caused such a big storm. ”
Li Chaolu said with some curiosity: "What the hell is going on." ”
Li Wanqing said: "Want to listen? ”
Li Chaolu immediately nodded vigorously, as an immortal cultivator in the new era, the girl has no less enthusiasm for this kind of gossip than the pursuit of immortal paths, if it weren't for this, she wouldn't have been the first to discover that a handsome young man suddenly appeared in Qingyun City in June, and became his number one fan.
Li Wanqing pondered for a while and said, "But I'm in a bad mood now, I really don't want to talk about it." ”
"Hey!"
"Unless a beautiful girl is willing to kiss me on the cheek and make me feel better, I'll want to say it."
Li Chaolu hesitated, but still put on a cold posture and snorted coldly: "Then you just lie down obediently." ”
Li Wanqing said: "But in fact, Mr. Wang Jiu also wants to hear it, isn't it Wang Jiu?" ”
Wang Jiu said: "Indeed, further deepening my understanding of you will help fulfill my promise to Lu Xin. ”
Li Wanqing looked at Li Chaolu: "So, you can think of it as helping Mr. Wang Jiu." ”
Li Chaolu gritted her teeth and blushed slightly: "Okay, just for Mr. Wang Jiu, don't misunderstand me for the same as those women!" I'm definitely not going to be interesting to you! ”
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After a while, Li Wanqing's mood really improved a little, and she said: "Actually, things are very simple, those women just now are poor people who have been deceived and hurt by men, and then they happened to be saved by me." ”
Li Chaolu's face was flushed, and he boldly questioned: "But in the previous rumors, it was you who snatched love." ”
Li Wanqing said: "From the perspective of those men, it is indeed a knife to snatch love. It's like a thief who cuts the path and is driven away by an official when he commits a crime, so isn't the official messenger a knife to a thief? ”
Li Chaolu was stunned for a moment and retorted: "How is that the same? After the official chases away the thief, he will not get involved with the victim! ”
Li Wanqing smiled: "How do you know that it won't?" What's more, we get along well, love and harmony, and who is in the way? Really loving husband and wife, have you ever heard of me doing it? ”
Li Chaolu thought for a while: "What about Wuqing Daoist and his wife?" ”
Li Wanqing said: "Wuqing Daoist? Haha, he has mediocre talent and poor brains, if he hadn't met my father in his early years, he would just be a mediocre man who can't be high or low. He knew that with his own ability, it would be difficult for him to get ahead in his life, so he didn't know which brain he had turned wrong and what famous teacher he wanted to be. I don't know anything about being a teacher, I only believe that a strict teacher produces a high apprentice, and I use torture to torment my disciples all day long......"
"Wait, what do these things have to do with the relationship between husband and wife?"
Li Wanqing asked: "This kind of self-righteous fool, how much do you think he can be good to his wife?" ”
"I heard that he loves his wife very much and often buys expensive gifts for her......
"Expensive gifts? Did he ask his wife if she liked it, and if she needed it? Self-righteous to show favor to the other party, and then justifiably ask for something in return, the other party is unwilling, does not comply, then feels wronged, angry, and reprimands. This kind of mentality that spending money is an uncle, is it treating his wife as a prostitute? This kind of straight male cancer is simply a natural disaster, okay! ”
Li Chaolu was speechless when he heard this, Wu Qingdao people have an old-fashioned temperament and don't know how to be flexible, which has long been known to everyone, in addition, relying on the internal information of the Li family's compound, I have more or less heard that he is a little machismo. So Li Wanqing's explanation is really possible.
"Okay, even if the Wuqing Daoist deserves it, but what about Hong Renfeng, the shopkeeper of the Xianfeng Building? His wife was instigated by you to fight him every day......"
"That dead fat man looks honest and upright on weekdays, and he is a mistress and an illegitimate child outside, if he doesn't beat him, I'm afraid that sooner or later he will kick his wife out of the house, and I instigate the civil war, what's wrong?"
“……”
"In fact, the family civil war is only a petty, temporary appearance. I had already explained before I left, and after she had collected enough evidence, she could go to the government to apply for reconciliation and leave, and at least half of the family property would be divided at that time. ”
"Okay, okay, you're amazing. But what about Sister Qingming!? As soon as you returned to the city, you wanted to chase her as your girlfriend, could it be that she was also bullied by a scumbag? ”
Li Wanqing shrugged: "How did I know that she had met a nobleman, and I thought she was being harmed by Sister Xin's stupid pit a few years ago." As soon as I left, I knew that the mother and daughter were going to stiffen their relationship with each other sooner or later, so I thought that when I came back this time, I would simply chase her down and shelter her with my prestige. Of course, a large part of it was that I was really amazed by the promotional poster of the civet project, she was so cute. ”
"Hmph, there's something cute about that little bit."
"Jealous?"
"The devil eats your jealousy! Hmph, even the matter of Qingming has been fooled by you, but it is rumored that you made hundreds of girlfriends in the city before you left Qingyun City......"
"To be precise, there are 90 people who have a clear relationship and 64 people who have an ambiguous relationship......"
"So much!? You're too embarrassed to say it! Could it be that they are all unhappy in their marriage!? Is it so exaggerated! ”
Li Wanqing smiled: "Of course there is, how many people do you think Qingyun City has, and how many couples and boyfriends and girlfriends are there?" Among them, the relationship is harmonious and happy, and it is good to be able to account for one-third, even if the standards are relaxed, and all the small fights and children's tempers on weekdays are eliminated, thousands of lovers with discordant feelings can still be found. Relatively speaking, there is very little I can do. Moreover, not all women will choose to abandon their original partners and follow me. For example, the idiot of the Qian family still killed Zhou Yu's sister's heart bolt. But after that idiot was defeated by me, he was more or less human, and he could be removed from the list of scum. ”
Li Chaolu was dumbfounded when he heard it: "...... I've never heard you say any of these things. ”
"Why? Who do I need to explain? Li Wanqing first shook her head and chuckled with disdain for the world, and her smile became more and more sarcastic, "And no one listens to what she says, in the final analysis, this world is still respected by men, and the so-called secular morality is all tailor-made for men." Even fellow women mostly think of me as crazy, so what else is there to say? As long as the girls I have helped and really like can understand me. ”
Li Chaolu asked again: "The farewell ceremony just now......
Li Wanqing's face immediately became gloomy.
"Misguided...... I already knew that most of those women felt guilty about me, thinking that they had dragged me down and made me a madman in the eyes of the world. But I didn't expect that changing the skirt once would cause such a big problem, what a mistake, but unfortunately I can't blame others. ”
Li Chao Luqi said: "Is there anything wrong?" I think they are very sincere, if most of them have been hurt in the past and need to live with your comfort, then it is a good thing to take this opportunity to be independent and self-reliant. ”
"But in the future, it's hard to have a beautiful girl kiss my cheek!" Li Wanqing rolled on the ground with a loveless look, "Those women must have avoided me like a snake and scorpion during this time, for fear of rekindling the old love or something, and Sister Yingying has to sleep for at least half a month every time she is drunk." Oh my God, I'm going to die without a beautiful girl's energy supplement......"
"Hey, I just kissed you!" Li Chaolu was very dissatisfied with Li Wanqing's expression.
"Not enough, not enough, do it again."
"You're dreaming!"
"Or I'll kiss you."
"You guy's a pervert!"
Li Wanqing smiled: "This is inappropriate, in all fairness, if it wasn't me who said that just now, but Mr. Wang Jiu, you are afraid that it will be too late to laugh now, and you will never say the word pervert." So you're not doing the right thing. ”
"You ......," Li Chaolu stammered.
"Okay, I'm not going to tease you." Li Wanqing said, jumped up, and the long skirt with water and charm on her body flowed out of the sparkling waves, "People still have to look forward, since there is no beautiful girl energy to absorb during this time, I will close up and cultivate immortals seriously." In a month's time, there is still a bad battle to be fought. ”
Li Chao Luqi said: "Qingyun Dabi is two months later." ”
"What kind of evil battle is Qingyun Dabi? A group of children are just playing at home. At most, when the three major families received the Holy Sect's envoy, they let their children perform a talent show in public, which was extremely vulgar. ”
"This metaphor makes me wonder what to say."
Li Wanqing shrugged: "It's already very nonsensical, once every ten years, and it has to be limited to under 20 years old, what is this comparing?" It's just a talent show! If it weren't for my amazing talent, I am afraid that the champion of this Qingyun Dabi would be taken by the Qian family. Ha, Qian family, don't you think it's ridiculous? ”
“…… So what do you call a bad fight? ”
Li Wanqing explained: "A month later, I will fight Wang Jiu again, and the person who loses will wear a miniskirt for a month. ”
"What!?"
"You're looking forward to it, aren't you?" Li Wanqing asked with interest.
"I, I won't ......" Li Chaolu said while turning his head to look at Wang Jiu, and then staged the scene of Wang Jiu's miniskirt in the small theater.
"Haha, wait for my good news in a month!"