Chapter 209: Going Home
On the evening of December 31, 2017
In the Shen Yuan house in Luliu Lane, east of Qingyun City, the girl's cry reverberated in her heart.
"Woo woo, too much, you're too much!"
"It's just that when people come to interview me and the broadcast projections are all in focus......"
"I, all my reputation in this life has been ruined by you!"
In the face of the girl's accusation of blood and tears, Wang Jiu, who was confused, could only answer seriously with a panacea sentence that he had only learned not long ago.
"I'll be responsible for you."
"You ......" Shen Qingming listened to these lines that had touched countless ignorant girls, but she didn't have the slightest joy, but became angry, "How are you responsible!?" Turn back the clock or wash away the memories of everyone who saw it!? ”
Speaking of this, the girl couldn't help but feel sad again: "Vomiting in front of hundreds of thousands of people, I'm afraid this is the most miserable champion in the history of Qingyun Dabi!" Congratulations, I'm going to be forever consigned to the annals of shame! ”
Wang Jiuqi said: "It's just to vomit, why make such a fuss?" At that speed, after the end of the blade storm, vomiting due to severe dizziness was a normal victory phenomenon, even if Li Wanqing was replaced, at least a few mouthfuls of water would have to be vomited. ”
Shen Qingming recalled the tragic scene a few hours ago, and said sadly: "If it was just Qing Shui, I wouldn't say anything......"
Wang Jiu said: "So I warned you before, don't eat too many snacks before the game to relieve tension. ”
"Is it still my fault!? Who thought you'd make me throw up! Aren't you very good at controlling my physical body remotely with master-slave contracts?! When you are competing, you can also accelerate your qi and blood and enter a violent state, why can't you help me press my stomach at that time!? ”
Wang Jiu explained: "It was you who proposed that I was only allowed to control remotely during the game, and once the game was over, I would immediately exchange control of my body. ”
“…… So it's my fault again?! ”
Wang Jiu said again: "And even if it is controlled by me, it is difficult to completely suppress the normal physiological reactions of the internal organs, at most it is to help you close your mouth tightly and prevent the vomit from coming out." ”
"That's fine!"
Wang Jiu said, "Are you sure? In that case, you will swallow all the vomit back, and although there is nothing unhygienic about this kind of self-production and self-sale in theory, I think it would be better to let you vomit at that time, considering that most humans have a hard time accepting this kind of behavior. ”
"I'd rather swallow it back!"
"I don't think you're going to accept that." Wang Jiu said, very neatly moved the brush, and drew a picture of light tea eating, and painted Shen Qingming holding a sea bowl, and the bowl was ......
"Vomit ......" Shen Qingming's face changed at that time, and she stretched out her hand to cover her mouth and rushed straight to the toilet......
It wasn't until late at night that the little girl finally quieted down and reluctantly accepted this tragic reality.
Well, thinking about it from another angle, it's actually not so miserable, although it is destined to become the most embarrassing champion in history, but ...... After all, it is also the champion of Qingyun Dabi.
I don't know how many people worked hard for it, risking their lives on the field to fight to the death. And this honor was finally won by Shen Qingming.
The girl looked up at the moonlight outside the window and couldn't help but be distracted.
Shen Yuan, it's been a long time since I've been so quiet, and since I decided to participate in the Qingyun Competition a few months ago, it's been noisy every day.
Either he and Wang Jiu were fighting because of their cultivation and training, or Li Wanqing's guy came to tease him, and there were many times during this period when Li Chaolu came to harass Wang Jiu...... It's a nuisance guy too.
Now, Dabi is over, and he finally enjoys a rare moment of quiet, but he is a little uncomfortable. And looking at the championship trophy at the head of the bed, there is a strong sense of unreality.
Really, that's it, won?
"Of course it's true." Wang Jiu said, "With my shot, if I can't win such a small championship, it will become a joke." ”
"Yes...... Shen Qingming nodded first, and then asked, "Ah Jiu, did you also participate in such a competition back then?" ”
Wang Jiu said: "Of course, before the invasion of the Demon Race, the Kyushu Continent often held similar competitions, and the type and scale were far superior to those of the Qingyun Great Competition. There are regional and professional competitions, such as the World Sword Club that I participated in, which is recognized as the most authoritative competition in Kyushu Sword Cultivation. However, on the whole, the largest and most authoritative is the Wanxian League led by the Wanxian League, once every ten years, inviting immortal cultivators from all over the world, regardless of origin, age, status, or even good and evil, as long as they are willing to abide by the rules of the competition, they can come to participate in the competition. And those who can come out on top in the Ten Thousand Immortals Competition can be called the first in the world. ”
Shen Qingming listened slightly: "Then did you win?" ”
This question is more complicated to answer, Wang Jiu groaned for a while, and was just about to speak, when he heard a knock on the door of the courtyard.
"Sister Qingming, I'm coming to see you."
Outside the door, Li Wanqing's energetic voice did not sound discouraged by losing the final.
Shen Qingming sighed at that time: "It seems that the comfort of the Jade Qingzhen is very effective, and he has come out of the shadow of defeat so quickly." ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard that Li Wanqing had already climbed over the courtyard wall and replied as she walked.
"Yes, she promised to accompany me to Yuqing Hot Spring after the game, haha, I pestered her in the mountains for a long time before and didn't agree, just now she nodded as soon as my eyes were red! Teacher Yuqing is in super good shape, but she usually wears more than zongzi, which is a pity. ”
While speaking, Shen Qingming looked at Li Wanqing, who had entered the room directly from the window, and turned her head to ask Wang Jiudao, "I remember that you said a long time ago that you had set up a powerful protective circle in the house. Why can't even this kind of thief who illegally breaks into the house stop? ”
This time, without waiting for Wang Jiu to answer, Li Wanqing replied first: "The protective magic circle designed by Wang Jiu has serious defects in character recognition, and the magic circle mainly uses the smell of the character as the identification mark, and lacks other identification methods for staggered judgment, so it is easy to hide it." ”
In this regard, Wang Jiu had to interrupt: "There is no flaw in my design, it is because Shen Qingming's financial situation at that time was embarrassing, and he did not allow too expensive procurement, resulting in the incomplete function of the magic circle. ”
Li Wanqing spread her hands: "Anyway, in short, now I can drive straight in with your underwear." ”
"What did you say!?" Shen Qingming jumped up directly from the bed.
"Hahahaha, just kidding." Li Wanqing smiled and waved her hand, signaling Shen Qingming not to take this seriously.
However, Shen Qingming had just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard Li Wanqing say: "The size difference is a bit much, and I really can't wear it after trying it a few times." ”
"How many times have you tried!?"
"Hahahaha, just kidding, there is so much difference in size, I don't have to try it and I know I can't wear it, I'm just wearing it."
As she spoke, Li Wanqing took out a small piece of pink cloth from her pocket, and then was immediately snatched back by Shen Qingming, who was embarrassed and angry.
"You guy's a pervert!"
Li Wanqing said: "Sister, that's my underwear, the kind with my body temperature on it." ”
"Huh?" Shen Qingming spread out her hand and took a look, and sure enough, she saw the pink cloth, the style was extraordinarily sexy and hot, the kind she never wanted to try.
"Wow!" Shen Qingming shook her hands desperately as if she had been electrocuted, and the shame and anger in her heart overflowed.
"What the hell are you doing here?! Didn't know tonight was the champion's break?! ”
Li Wanqing smiled and picked up the piece of cloth casually, and said again: "Help you get a message." Tomorrow night, there will be a celebration banquet at home, do you want to attend? ”
Shen Qingming hesitated slightly, but nodded anyway.
Li Wanqing laughed and gave a thumbs up: "Haha, it's great if you agree, if you shake your head just now, Sister Xin will really cry." ”
"What does it have to do with me whether she cries or not?"
"Hahahaha, you two are really ......" Li Wanqing couldn't straighten her waist with a smile, "When I came, she still twisted her head and said, what does it have to do with her whether you come or not, the posture and tone are exactly the same, seriously, are you really not her own child?" The personalities and body types are so similar, why don't they look like stepmothers. ”
"Not like it at all, okay!"
"Eh, this is especially similar to this!"
"Enough! Besides, I'm not going! ”
Li Wanqing hurriedly waved her hand: "Don't don't, I can't afford this pot, if it's because of me, you are absent from the celebration banquet, Sister Xin has to hate me to death." Anyway, I'm waiting for you to play tomorrow night, and this time, let's go home in style. ”
Shen Qingming's expression was a little complicated, but finally nodded firmly.
"Well, tomorrow night, I'll go home."
After the two sisters waved goodbye, Shen Qingming lay on her back on the bed, a little expectant and a little nervous.
Although the daytime battle was short, it was very draining, and the girl soon felt dizzy and began to fall asleep. It's just that before going to bed, I always feel that something related to Lu Xin has been ignored, but I can't remember it for a while......
Forget it, anyway, Ah Jiu has a good memory, so ask him when the time comes