Chapter 211: The Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood
After a brief interlude between the mother and daughter and the donkey, the celebration feast soon returned to its festive and peaceful atmosphere. At the banquet, people enjoyed the food and chatted enthusiastically with the people around them, and the snow around Fengyun Tower seemed to be melted by this enthusiasm.
Wang Jiu sat at the main table, constantly welcoming the Li family who came to toast, and felt that his proficiency in dealing with the world was also rising.
When sufficient proficiency has been accumulated, Wang Jiu summed up a set of highly versatile greeting routines.
Got up, held the wine glass, and the muscles at the corners of both mouths were pulled at the same time, pulling out a sincere and gentle smile that was not too enthusiastic, and then said in a clear and insurmountable voice: "Long admiration, fortunately, the next one." ”
The whole process is clean and neat, and it covers all the essentials of the social program perfectly, removing unnecessary red tape while improving social efficiency for both parties. And most importantly, it is extremely versatile, no matter how young or old, you can use the same set of actions to deal with it, the height of the wine glass, the posture of the arms and the pronunciation of specific lines can not be changed at all.
Such a standardized social routine can be said to be a revolution in the history of social networking.
As we all know, the progress of human civilization depends to a large extent on socialized large-scale production, and in this process, standardization is an important foundation for realizing socialized large-scale production. The best example is that books and cars are on the same track, so that different people can work hard in the same direction to improve social productivity.
In the same way, if human social activities can be highly standardized and standardized, and unnecessary losses can be reduced, social efficiency can also be improved.
What Wang Jiu is doing now is such a thing.
"Long admiration, fortunately, next."
After dealing with the dozens of guests who came to toast, Wang Jiu suddenly found that the crowd in front of him was empty, and the surrounding environment was quiet.
It's strange, could it be that these people have such a good understanding, and in a short period of time they have discovered the milestones he has set in the history of human social interaction, so they use this atmosphere of silence to express their shock and respect?
But the next moment, Wang Jiu saw that outside the banquet, a white shadow was walking slowly.
The sense of presence was so weak that with Wang Jiu's perception at this time, he couldn't even detect his existence without relying on vision. His vision was blocked by the toaster, and it was only then that he saw the ghostly white shadow.
The white robe and milky white mask look like a cold ghost in the night, but it has an ethereal fairy meaning.
Holy Sect Immortal Envoy, Shen Ziyu.
The immortal envoy came, even if it was a family banquet of the first family of Qingyun, he had to give up some limelight, and soon, Li Fengyun, Lu Xin and others got up to greet each other, but the atmosphere was a little weird.
Why, he came over at this time?
In general, shouldn't you wait another day or two?
Although in the earliest days, after the end of this Great Contest of the Holy Sect Overseer, it was immediately after the Great Contest of the Holy Sect was met by the champion, who received the Holy Father's gifts, and asked his own questions. But over the last hundred years, the program has changed, and champions are generally given a few days to think about specific rewards and questions. The Holy Sect's envoy would also stay in the city for three or five days before returning to Liantian City.
At least, not in person.
And just when people were puzzled, Shen Ziyu spoke softly, and his voice was still ethereal.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the Li family, I am the Holy Sect Envoy in charge of this Qingyun Great Competition. I'm sorry, the sect urgently summoned, I have to rush back to Liantian City early tomorrow morning, so I can only come uninvited and award prizes to the champion. ”
After this explanation, the atmosphere of the banquet was suddenly swept away by the strangeness and embarrassment, and people enthusiastically raised their wine glasses and toasted to the immortal envoy from afar, of course, they did not expect to get a return of the salute - that was the privilege of the big man at the head of the family.
But this time, Shen Ziyu didn't even buy the face of a few big people, and faced the ushered wine glass, he waved his hand slightly: "Time is limited, there is no time to greet each other, and I hope for Haihan." ”
Lu Xin and the others didn't feel embarrassed, nodded and drank the wine in their own cups, then sat down and said their own words.
Shen Qingming stood up a little at a loss, her eyes swept around the Holy Sect Immortal Envoy a few times, and said embarrassedly: "I, I haven't thought about it yet......"
Shen Ziyu's voice revealed a hint of pampering: "I can help you, don't worry." But first, let's talk in a convenient place. ”
As he spoke, he waved his sleeves and opened a door beside him, a door to his own cave.
Shen Qingming hesitated for a moment, and then felt that someone behind her was gently pushing.
It's Lu Xin.
"Don't worry, this is your home after all."
Shen Qingming smiled, then no longer hesitated and walked forward.
Shen Ziyu turned his head to look at Wang Jiu again: "You come too." ”
"Of course." Wang Jiu took it seriously, followed behind Shen Qingming, entered Shen Ziyu's cave mansion, and ignored the noise in the banquet hall.
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The cave house that Shen Ziyu unfolded this time is a bamboo forest full of spiritual mist and moonlight, with a pavilion in the forest and a stone platform in the pavilion, where three cups of fragrant tea and a plate of refreshments have been placed.
"You may be seated." Shen Ziyu said, took a seat first, and then looked at Shen Qingming and Wang Jiu, who were a little nervous, with playful eyes.
Shen Qingming's heart became more and more uneasy, but thinking that Wang Jiu was by his side, he forced himself to calm down. Sitting next to Shen Ziyu, he took a sip of the teacup, and suddenly felt a rich fragrance roll into his abdomen, and then quickly flowed all over his body, moisturizing every corner of his body.
A cup of tea seems to make new progress in the immovable hegemon that has just made a breakthrough.
The girl sighed that the Holy Sect Immortal Envoy's shot was really extraordinary, and this fragrant tea was also a treasure of Xiangzhou such as the inheritance of the wilderness. While secretly urging Wang Jiu to drink tea quickly, don't waste the rare opportunity.
Although Wang Jiu is not a human being, it is still unknown whether this fragrant tea that nourishes the human body will be effective for him, but after getting along for so long, the sword world of the Outer Heaven Divine Sword has been rebuilt, and Shen Qingming still knows more or less about it, in short, if there are good things, just try to fill them in.
This tabula rasa stupid sword, except for the skin, now lacks everything.
Wang Jiu didn't rush to make a move, just looked at the tea in front of him, and then sighed: "I didn't expect to see Kaishan tea." ”
"Kaishan tea?" Shen Qingming asked.
"Huh?" Shen Ziyu also made a puzzled voice.
Wang Jiu explained: "This is the tea tree specially cultivated by Jinghong Immortal Zun for Shen Kaishan back then, and the tea contains unique medicinal power, which can effectively nourish Shen Kaishan's immovable hegemonic bloodline supernatural power. I thought that after the war, this tea tree would be extinct, but I didn't expect it to have survived to this day. ”
After speaking, he pushed the tea in front of Shen Qingming: "This tea has been drunk by others, at most, the body is filled with a few true yuan, but it is an excellent tonic for cultivators who do not move the body, so it is better for you to drink it." ”
"Is this, like this?" Shen Qingming was quite surprised, and then looked at Shen Ziyu very unexpectedly, thinking that the Holy Sect Immortal Envoy was really omnipotent, and even this kind of tailor-made tea was prepared for himself.
But then, I saw Shen Ziyu shake his head, and then pushed his tea over with his pusher.
"It turns out that this tea still has such a mystery, in vain I have cherished it all these years, but I only use it as a spirit stone tea, it is really a tyrannical thing, Ye Gong is a good dragon."
Shen Qingming was embarrassed to occupy three cups alone, and didn't know whether to refuse the other party's kindness, so she was stunned for a while, at a loss.
Wang Jiu explained: "Ye Gong is a good dragon is an idiom, and it talks about a person named Ye Gong ......."
"I know it's an idiom!" Shen Qingming was no longer confused, and drank all three cups of tea in one go, and then thanked the immortal envoy seriously, "Xie immortal envoy gave tea." ”
Shen Ziyu sighed, then slowly took off his mask, revealing a handsome and extraordinary young face.
Shen Qingming looked at it, and couldn't help but stare at it, feeling that it seemed to be a little familiar.
Between the eyebrows, there seems to be a resemblance to an extremely unpleasant brain-dead local tyrant fan, but on the other hand, this young and handsome man inexplicably makes her feel extremely intimate, and she can't wait to pounce on her immediately......
This, this is really......
The girl's heart moved, and she had to ask Wang Jiu in the spiritual channel: "I didn't have any kind of flattering medicine or anything like that in the tea, right?" ”
Wang Jiu said: "I haven't drunk it, so I can't give you an accurate answer, but I can answer your question by observing your next reaction." ”
"That's late, thank you!"
Seeing that the girl was vigilant, Shen Ziyu shook her head helplessly, and finally said her identity.
"Light tea, long time no see. I am Shen Ziyu, your mother, Shen Yue'e's younger brother. I also hugged you once when you were very young. Although I was soon beaten by my sister for making you cry. However, we can't be considered to be a no-deal, right? ”
As he spoke, Shen Ziyu stretched out his hand and tried to shake hands with his niece in a hearty and generous image.
As a result, Shen Qingming only cautiously retreated half a step, and there was more suspicion in his eyes.
Shen Ziyu couldn't help but hurriedly say: "I mean it! I'm your uncle! Don't you remember me at all? As he spoke, he couldn't help but stand up and wanted to walk next to Shen Qingming.
Shen Qingming directly sent a life-saving signal to Wang Jiu.
Wang Jiu then seriously reminded Shen Ziyu: "If Shen Yue'e is still alive, she should be ready to beat you for the second time now." ”
"......" Shen Ziyu suddenly stopped still, and then asked Shen Qingming with a bitter face, "Can we do it again without a deal?" ”
Shen Qingming listened to the conversation between the two, and finally said suspiciously: "You, are you really my uncle?" Also, Ah Jiu, you already knew? ”
Next, without waiting for the two to answer, Shen Qingming suddenly burst into tears.
"Yes, I remember, it was indeed when I was very young, when my mother was still ...... She, she did help me beat the big bad wolf away when I was crying. ”
Wang Jiu glanced at Shen Ziyu.
Shen Ziyu was embarrassed: "I heard my sister telling the story of Little Red Riding Hood to Qingming, so I wanted to pretend to be a big bad wolf to liven up the atmosphere." ”
Shen Qingming was stern in her words, and said categorically: "You are obviously using a spell to turn yourself into a big wolf head to scare me when you are hugging me!" ”
Shen Ziyu was silent for a long time and said, "I was broken by my sister at that time. ”
Shen Qingming nodded: "It's okay, I don't blame you." ”