Long-haired and short-nosed elephants mostly live in the mountains and forests of Zhongzhou, Yuezhou, and Fengzhou. Its body is strong, the adult male long-haired short-nosed elephant shoulder is five meters high, the body length is more than ten meters, and the heavy hair is stained with mud, grass and trees all the year round, the hardness is comparable to armor, King Kong is not bad. The two fangs on the side of the nose are as sharp as knives, which can be called the heroes of wild animals.

This thing has a violent temperament, especially during the estrus period, it is like a demon possession, and the mountain people in the mountains and forests can often see a large area of woodland that has been trampled and destroyed by the long-haired short-nosed elephant. On the other hand, the short-nosed elephant is a standard social animal, and it is unusually united internally, except for the frenzied fight for the leader, the rest of the time it is orderly and does not offend each other, and this unity is more clearly reflected in the event of an external enemy.

So from a long time ago, there are many armies who use the long-haired short-nosed elephant as their spiritual totem, especially those regiments with strict military discipline and tough fighting style, and they are very fond of using the long-haired short-nosed elephant as a unified tattoo, and some legions, the long-haired short-nosed elephant tattoo is even a medal that marks outstanding military achievements, and those who do not have outstanding military achievements are not even qualified to do such tattoos.

The position of the tattoo represents the determination of the regiment to unite and fight without fear of casualties. Those soft eggs who tattoo on the arm, chest and other places that do not hurt or itch naturally cannot be compared with those soldiers who tattoo on vital parts.

"So I repeat once again, the long-haired short-nosed elephant tattoo is a very common and reasonable tattoo, and your fuss only exposes your shallow ignorance."

In the village chief's house in Yulin Village, Wang Jiu explained with a serious face, making more than 20 big-headed soldiers show expressions of gratitude.

On the other side, Shen Qingming looked at his own Outer Heaven Divine Sword with a complicated expression.

"Listening to you rationalize this perverted behavior is really emotional, incomparably complicated."

Wang Jiu said: "That's just your preconceived notions that affect your objective cognition, but it doesn't matter, as long as you can learn to empathize, you can understand some behaviors that seem maverick and difficult to understand." ”

Shen Qingming made a disgusted expression: "I can't learn it, I can't learn it, I want to empathize with these perverts......

Wang Jiu suggested: "I can make you a tattoo so that you can experience the beauty of this kind of bloody tattoo." ”

"You, you're going to tattoo me!?" Shen Qingming's cheeks were as red as tomatoes in an instant.

"Oh, if you're worried that you won't be able to look as beautiful as the Shencheng Patrol because of organ differences, I can help you with a prosthesis, or make the elephant's trunk pattern head up, or turn the elephant's head sideways, so that the shape of the elephant's beak fits perfectly......"

Wang Jiu gushed about his genius idea, but Shen Qingming's face had already begun to turn from red to purple.

"Dead pervert, you give me death!"

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Just when Shen Qingming did not hesitate to start his violent posture and swore to die with Wang Jiu, the patrol leader Hong Yu finally woke up leisurely, saw Li Wanqing and the others, snorted coldly, and lowered his head without saying a word, looking a little discouraged.

When the rest of the big-headed soldiers saw the fragile appearance of their captain, they immediately became indignant, struggling and struggling, eager to try, and the true yuan fluctuations in the air were filled with the breath of Jin Ge Iron Horse.

Although Hong Yu's dark but determined gaze stopped him, no one took action. But the high-pressure atmosphere in the big house still made many people feel unbearable.

Among them, the village chief was the most embarrassed, but when he saw his precious grandson sitting next to Hong Yu, he didn't even care about his pants and took care of each other...... Especially as Hong Yu woke up, his body was slightly sideways, and the two elephant heads almost touched together, the village elder still hardened his heart and said sharply: "Okay, now the ugly things in the village have finally been known to everyone!" Now you're satisfied!? ”

Hong Yu was in severe pain at this time, although he woke up, he had to devote his main energy to fighting the pain, and he was unable to argue with the village chief, so he only snorted coldly and continued to snuggle up to his lover. And his seemingly friend raised his eyebrows and retorted sharply: "If it weren't for your repeated obstruction, things wouldn't have developed to this point!" ”

The village chief doesn't talk nonsense with his own village, and only targets Hong Yu alone: "Xiao Zhu, he is not more troublesome, Captain Hong Yu, you go south and north, are you not sensible!?" You military masters of Shencheng, how you are willing to toss in the barracks, we mountain villagers can't care, but why do you bother to come to our house! ”

As soon as these words came out, those big-headed soldiers couldn't help but scold: "Nonsense! If you hadn't run to the city several times and cried and begged for the demon infestation, would we be willing to drive our chariots to this wilderness in the middle of the night to play!? ”

The village chief stiffened his neck and argued: "It is your duty to protect the territory and the people!" Our village also has to pay taxes to the city every year! ”

"Your little money from selling fish isn't enough for us to start the chariot, so I'm embarrassed to talk about it!"

"If it's too little, you can't take it!" The village chief also showed the nature of the old hooligan, and scolded, "Not to mention the lack of money, the officials in the city should come and tell us that since this is a protected area, it is only natural for you to send troops." ”

"Okay, it's only natural that we send troops to eliminate demons, but it's justified to install a high-performance warning array in a small broken mountain village like you, and even protect the grain and livestock!?"

The village chief and the old man continued to rise: "You have done something wrong! ”

"You old immortal! I have to teach you a lesson today! ”

"Lao Zhao, calm down, after all, he is Captain Hong's father-in-law, and he should still maintain basic politeness."

The green tendons in the temples of the village elder burst out on the spot: "You are the father-in-law, and your whole family is the father-in-law!" ”

And just when the contradiction between the two sides was about to become inseparable, someone suddenly exclaimed: "Those people are gone!" ”

A few people were stunned when they heard it: Gone? Who's missing?

looked at it again, and found that Li Wanqing and others, who were just right and brave, actually sneaked away while the village chief and others were desperately stealing the show!

And where Wang Jiu had just stood, he left a letter.

A villager curiously picked up the letter paper, only to see a passage written on it in very shocking handwriting.

Suggested ways to resolve conflicts in the village:

Considering the objections of the village chief, only the disapproval of homosexuality and the emphasis on blood lineage were concentrated. In addition, there was no dissatisfaction with Hong Yu himself, so he only needed to choose one of the two to perform sex reassignment surgery to solve this contradiction perfectly.

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On the other side, outside Yulin Village, Li Wanqing forcibly pulled Shen Qingming and the others and fled silently all the way.

It wasn't until she ran ten miles away in one breath that Li Wanqing stopped and complained with a disappointed face: "Alas, it's rare for a hero to save the United States, and he actually rescued such an ugly thing...... It's rare to meet such a lovely little fisherwoman in this kind of poor country, I even designed the lines, and if it goes well, I can win it tonight. ”

Shen Qingming scolded: "If you hadn't done so many things, it wouldn't have caused us to see that blind scene!" ”

Li Wanqing retorted: "Chivalry and righteousness are the foundation of monks, at that time, can you still stand by and watch the situation?" Besides, I took the lead in the charge, and you didn't stop me from following behind...... It's really hell, Shen Cheng is simply perverted here, that Yu Zishen, oh no, it's just Shen Ziyu, even a fishing village more than 100 miles outside the city can make such a name, which is also an eye-opener. ”

Shen Qingming remembered the shocking picture in the village chief's house, and also covered her chest with her hands, and said in disbelief: "Yes, those are dignified regular soldiers, and they actually get tattoos in that kind of place......

Li Xinyu suddenly put forward a hypothesis: "Speaking of which, the Shen family has always been proud of the military and their values are different from ordinary people, so could it be that the Shen family also has this kind of tattoo?" ”

The next moment, Li Wanqing, Li Chaolu, and Li Xinyu looked at Shen Qingming at the same time.

Shen Qingming was furious: "What are you looking at!?" ”

"No, no, no, we don't doubt you, after all, we bathed together as children. We were just thinking ......"

"Neither does my mother!"

Li Xinyu asked, "What about your uncle?" ”

"How would I know!?"

Li Chaolu sneered: "Haven't you read that famous martial arts, when father and son recognize each other, they tear off their shirts and expose the wolf's head on their chests." Then maybe your Shen family is taking off your pants to show off the war elephant. ”

"Die!" Without saying a word, Shen Qingming raised his fist and fought with Li Chaolu.

Li Xinyu asked: "Mr. Wang Jiu, if the people of Shencheng are proud of this, then if I tattoo one for myself, will it become popular with girls?" ”

Wang Jiu thought about it for a while, and just as he was about to nod, he saw a pink sword qi slashing in the distance, slashing Li Xinyu and rolling on the ground.

Li Chaolu scolded angrily while dealing with Shen Qingming's heavy punch: "Li Chaolu! If you dare to let Mr. Wang Jiu see your ugly thing, believe it or not, I will cut it off! ”

Li Xinyu was beaten by the Hundred Flowers Sword Qi and was about to vomit blood, so he had to hurriedly swear a curse: "I will tattoo it myself, just tattoo it myself, and I will definitely not bother Mr. Wang Jiu!" ”

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With a series of noises, the group continued to hurry through the night, and finally before dawn, according to Wang Jiu's design, they came to the gate of Shencheng with a dusty and tired face.