It is not easy to rewrite a person's three views.

Especially Shen Ruoshi, a person with a strong mind, once he is perverted, he can't pull it back, and now he chooses to immerse himself in the mental magic realm of this town, and enjoy the family with the virtual Shen Yue, if he wants to wake up from his dream, he needs very careful planning and clever dream-breaking skills.

If Li Fengyun wanted to do this, then he really couldn't think of any other way than to fight with his sword and try to break through with brute force. However, in the heart of the magic realm, it is really full of unknowable risks to confront the master of the illusion, fortunately with Wang Jiu by his side, he can use the large amount of experience accumulated in the Kyushu era to find a shortcut.

After careful planning outside the town, the two returned to Shen Ruoshi's house, jumped over the courtyard wall, and came to the main hall.

"It's you again!?"

In the main hall, Shen Ruoshi, who was playing chess with his daughter, seemed to have eaten hundreds of flies in an instant, and the nausea in his stomach was overflowing.

On the other side, Li Fengyun glanced at Wang Jiu, and after getting his affirmation, he slowly spoke according to the prior plan.

"That's right, Mr. Shen, we came here to apologize for the previous faux pas."

As he spoke, Li Fengyun seriously bowed his hand, bowed, and made a big salute.

However, such a gesture was not recognized by Shen Ruoshi, the old man frowned, and waved his hand: "No need, hurry up." ”

Before he finished speaking, his daughter Shen Yue'e next to him reached out and patted her shoulder: "Dad, people apologize to you, how can you be so rude." ”

Shen Ruoshi blew his beard: "Is it difficult to keep them for dinner?" Looking at their sharp-beaked monkey gills, they don't look like good people, this time they are even more uninvited, they are just robbers, what else is there to be polite to this kind of person? ”

Shen Yue'e said: "They belong to them, what a hero my father is, do you want to see it like ordinary people." ”

When Shen Ruoshi heard this, he was immediately relieved: "What you say is true, so let's give them a little face." He turned his head to Li Fengyun and said, "Okay, I accepted your apology, and now you can get out." ”

Of course, Li Fengyun couldn't get out, the main drama was just about to start, he took a deep breath, recalled the lines taught by Wang Jiu Fangcai in his mind, and said: "The second thing is that we are actually reporters who came to interview the excellent model families in Xiangzhou. ”

Shen Ruoshi's expression froze: "What?" ”

Li Fengyun repeated, and then explained: "We work for the authoritative media "Xiuxian Daily", this is our work certificate (saying that we took out two sigils made by Wang Jiu with illusion swordsmanship) Recently, we are making a large-scale project, preparing to select several typical examples of the most harmonious and loving family atmosphere in Xiangzhou, interview the parties, understand the secret recipe of their family harmony, try to promote it, and help thousands of families in Xiangzhou, it should be said that it is a good deed of immeasurable merit." And we heard that within a radius of thousands of miles, there is no more exemplary father-daughter combination than Mr. Shen Ruoshi and Ms. Shen Yuet'e, so we are here to interview the two, do you have any tips for maintaining the father-daughter relationship? ”

After Li Fengyun finished speaking, he couldn't help but feel apprehensive.

Previously outside the town, Wang Jiu said that according to the professional paper of the famous Immortal Venerable Shang Fei, if you want to create logical contradictions and make the heart magic realm collapse by itself, the first thing is to ask the owner of the illusion to open his heart and say what he thinks calmly. And the best way to get the other party to tell the truth is to ask the other party bluntly in the name of a reporter's interview......

This kind of nonsense reason, if it weren't for the solemn proposal of the predecessor of the Outer Heaven Divine Sword, Li Fengyun would not have wanted to use it anyway.

Even a person like him, who is almost ignorant of human affairs, feels that the reason for being a reporter of Xiuxian Daily is simply a naked insult to the other party's IQ, and this kind of preoccupation is clearly placed in the "Liantian Monthly"!

But since the Outer Heaven Divine Sword said so, Li Fengyun had no choice but to act according to his words. And after some words, I saw Shen Ruoshi's complexion change, and his brows furrowed slightly: "Xiuxian Daily? Seriously? ”

Li Fengyun stubbornly said: "Naturally, it's true. "What I thought in my heart was that I didn't know if there was such a setting as "Xiuxian Daily" in this fantasy world......

Next, Shen Ruoshi was silent for a long time, and finally, just when Li Fengyun felt that the plan was about to go bankrupt, the old man suddenly smiled.

"Hahahaha, I see, it's actually a reporter from Xiuxian Daily, I had a misunderstanding before, and I hope Haihan."

As he spoke, Shen Ruoshi clapped his hands and beckoned the people in the courtyard to gather over.

"Hurry up and set up a banquet, I want to treat the two big reporters from Liantian City well!"

As soon as the words were settled, dozens of servants retreated in an orderly manner, each busily preparing for the banquet for the distinguished guests.

Li Fengyun was only dumbfounded.

Is that okay?! Shen Ruoshi really believed it!

It seems that the predecessor of the Outer Heaven Divine Sword is really right, in the Class B Heart Demon Realm, the master of the illusion realm will subconsciously rationalize everything that is beneficial to him, and he doesn't care about any logic at all. As long as he says what he wants, no matter how ridiculous it is, he will believe it!

Next, Shen Ruoshi asked with a smug face, "How did you know about our deeds?" ”

Li Fengyun replied according to Wang Jiu's instructions: "Shen Ruoshi and Shen Yue'e have a deep father-daughter relationship, which touches the heavens and the earth, who on the mainland doesn't know?" ”

"Hahaha, I see, that's the case, it makes sense, I have such a good relationship with Yue'e's father and daughter, I can be a model for people in the world, and it is reasonable to be famous."

Shen Yue'e also smiled and agreed: "Dad, seeing that you are proud, you don't know modesty at all. ”

Li Fengyun had a toothache when he heard this, and hurriedly continued: "So please introduce the secrets of family getting along, how can you cultivate such a perfect family relationship?" ”

Shen Ruoshi listened to this flattery, and his smile was almost overflowing, but soon the smile gradually condensed, and he repeated Li Fengyun's question in his mouth: "How can we cultivate a perfect family relationship......

As he spoke, the old man frowned and looked at Shen Yue'e a little strangely: "Yes, what do I usually do to make my daughter so intimate with me?" ”

Shen Yue'e also said strangely: "Yes, why am I so close to my father?" ”

Seeing this, Li Fengyun couldn't help but secretly clench his fists.

Wang Jiu said it again.

This kind of dream of abandoning rationality is most afraid of delving into the details. For example, some people share the same bed with the goddess they have been pursuing for a long time but cannot get it in the magical realm of their hearts, singing every night, as if everything is natural. But if you ask him carefully, why does such a smart, independent and beautiful goddess look up to you? That person is often speechless and unable to give a reason.

The problem between Shen Ruoshi and Shen Yue'e is also this, the cold relationship between father and daughter is fundamentally incompatible in character, according to common sense, with Shen Ruoshi's style of acting, it is impossible to win Shen Yue'e's favor.

However, just when Li Fengyun thought that the plan was about to succeed, he heard Shen Ruoshi clapping his hands violently and suddenly made a cheerful appearance: "Haha, I thought of it!" Big reporter, your question is really tricky, it almost stumped me, but fortunately I still came up with the answer! ”

After speaking, Shen Ruoshi paused, solemnly cleared his throat, and said under everyone's gaze: "The relationship between our father and daughter is good, not because of what we do, but because we are born to have a good relationship!" This is a congenital cause, and it has nothing to do with what you have done! ”

"......" Li Fengyun had his mouth half-open, and his face was like dementia.

Shen Yue'e also nodded: "Indeed, just like some people are born tall, and some people are born good at cultivation. And my father and I are destined to have a good relationship by nature, and the so-called made in heaven is to describe us. ”

God is made in heaven! The stinky shamelessness of this old thing was simply invincible, Li Fengyun only wanted to vomit blood when he heard it, and then he had to look at Wang Jiu for help.

Extraterrestrial Excalibur senior, I'll leave it to you next, I can't stand it anymore.

Wang Jiu nodded, the development of things to this point is already one of the several particularly bad situations specially listed by Concubine Shang at the beginning, and she must take action by herself.

Shen Ruoshi's obsession and persistence have completely defeated IQ and shame, reaching the point where people are invincible in the world. No matter how he asks for details, he can use this invincible face to rationalize the unreasonable details.

Therefore, if you want to break the illusion, you must use the ultimate weapon.

Fortunately, this ultimate weapon was discussed in Concubine Shang's paper, and Wang Jiu remembered it very well and happened to write it down.

The next moment, Wang Jiu stepped forward, took Li Fengyun's place, and said: "I see, it is because God is destined that the two can have such a harmonious and perfect father-daughter relationship. So there are a few detailed questions that I would like to ask you to answer. First of all, the first question is, in your eyes, is the other person the most perfect man or woman? ”

Shen Ruoshi replied loudly: "Of course, my daughter is of course the most perfect woman in the world." ”

"Shen Yue" also nodded and smiled: "Of course, my father is the most perfect man in the world. ”

Wang Jiu asked, "In your eyes, does the other party not have any flaws?" ”

Shen Ruoshi said: "Of course, if there is a flaw, how can it be called perfect!?" ”

Wang Jiu continued to ask, "So, do you hope that such a perfect relationship can last forever, forever?" ”

Shen Ruoshi said with a smile: "Of course, although people can't live forever, in our lifetime, our relationship will always be close and perfect." ”

Wang Jiu nodded and asked, "Then there is one last question left." ”

Wang Jiu said, his voice had become solemn, making the three people present involuntarily become serious, waiting for his last question.

"Excuse me, when are you going to have a mating ceremony?"

"Poof!"

Suddenly, three mouthfuls of blood spurted out of the main hall.