April 18, 2018

With Zhao Lingbo's gentle and amiable explanation, the audience only felt that the temperature in Jinyu Sendai was getting lower and lower.

"Many people say that half of a person's appearance comes from his hair, although the earliest origin of this sentence seems to be an advertising slogan of a beauty salon agency, but it must also be admitted that this sentence is indeed reasonable, after Hongwu Zhenren turned gray with black hair, several confidants left him for some reason, and even his daughter cut off contact with him, and his later life was really bleak."

Zhao Lingbo is a very attentive speaker, and when he speaks, every expression and every movement is just right, vividly outlining the down-and-out image of an old man who resists tyranny and is oppressed.

And after listening to this story, Li Chaolu couldn't help but say: "Isn't this just that after being put on small shoes by the boss, the people around him were implicated?" ”

Zhao Lingbo's eyes widened in surprise, as if he had heard the most incredible thing: "Being put in small shoes by the boss?" Are you talking about the lord of the castle? Haha, how is this possible, the city lord is the most broad-minded, and he will never care about these offends with his subordinates. ”

"But wasn't Hongwu Zhenren dismissed for contradicting Zhao Shenlu!?"

Zhao Lingbo waved his hand again and again and explained: "No, no, it's two different things, how could the city lord do such a thing, his dismissal has nothing to do with confronting the city lord." ”

Li Chaolu suddenly became angry, feeling like he was being treated as Shen Qingming, and asked angrily, "Then why was he dismissed!?" ”

Zhao Lingbo spread his hands and said, "I don't know, that's why I said it was an inexplicable misfortune." ”

Li Chaolu was silent for a long time, and then concluded: "...... I really have nothing to say about this kind of honest and shameless behavior. ”

Zhao Lingbo said with a smile: "Seeing the city lord's unparalleled face, no one can say the three words shameless. After a pause, Zhao Lingbo said again, "Look at me, don't you think it's beautiful, and the immortals descend to earth?" But compared to the lord of the city, I'm a complete passerby. ”

"You golden jade people are really ......," Li Chaolu asked, "Is it possible that you can do whatever you want if you are good-looking?" ”

Zhao Lingbo smiled with a hint of apology: "Generally speaking, those who ask this kind of question have never experienced the feeling of being good-looking and doing whatever they want." ”

Li Chaolu slammed and felt the blood vessels in his temples swell out like popcorn: "What did you say!?" ”

Zhao Lingbo said: "Actually, I haven't experienced it, today, only the city lord can do whatever he wants because he looks good, so everyone is a loser, and there is no need to be hostile to each other." ”

"You're the loser!"

Speaking of this, Li Wanqing also felt that the atmosphere was a little inappropriate: "Are you here to serve us, or are you here to block us?" ”

Zhao Lingbo smiled, bowed, and said, "I'm sorry for making you feel unpleasant, but before Sendai arrives at Golden Jade City, I think it is necessary for you to get used to the rhythm of Golden Jade City in advance, especially the method of contact with the City Lord." ”

Li Wanqing said: "It's good for you to teach Wang Jiu, a few of us...... There is no need to meet with City Lord Zhao. ”

Zhao Lingbo said, "But the city lord really wants to meet the friends that Mr. Wang Jiu made in Qingyun City. ”

“…… So, if we don't comply, we may encounter inexplicable natural disasters? ”

Zhao Lingbo said with a smile: "Maybe you are blessed with great fortune, and you are lucky enough to avoid natural disasters, maybe you can't say it." ”

The atmosphere in Sendai suddenly became even colder.

Although some people had expected that this trip to Jinyu City might not be too smooth, just like their trip to Shencheng, they really didn't expect the setback to come so quickly.

Li Wanqing snorted coldly and said, "Is this the dismount that the Golden Jade City Lord gave us?" ”

Zhao Lingbo said: "Please believe me, if you want to get off the horse, the means of Jinyu City will definitely not be so gentle, and if it is not warmed up by me, the moment you see the city lord, you will definitely deeply understand the essence of the three words of the city lord." ”

Li Chaolu said: "I want to jump, is it too late?" ”

Zhao Lingbo said very considerately: "At present, Jinyu Xiantai is located in the Nine Heavens Gangfeng Layer 13,000 zhang from the ground, the flight speed is 10,000 li per hour, and the Gangfeng pressure is 13 levels. ”

Li Chaolu said angrily: "I ask to turn around and go back to Shencheng immediately, and I won't go to Jinyu!" ”

Zhao Lingbo continued to maintain his thoughtfulness: "With the current Ascension to Sendai technology, once the flight trajectory is set and the passage is opened up in the Gangfeng layer, you can't turn at will, otherwise such a huge flying object, the sudden change of trajectory will disturb the smooth passage of the Gangfeng layer, and then cause the Gangfeng storm, in that case, among the people present, except for Mr. Wang Jiu, everyone else will be twisted into micron-level meat filling by Gangfeng in a second, so do you need to turn now?" ”

Li Chaolu was speechless and glanced at Wang Jiu.

Wang Jiu nodded: "Technically speaking, there is indeed such a risk in flying in the Gangfeng layer, but with the current technical level of Xiangzhou, the more advanced Shengsentai will be equipped with a redirection armor to deal with emergencies." ”

Li Chaolu immediately turned his head: "Ha! U-turn, U-turn now! ”

Zhao Lingbo smiled apologetically: "There is no change of direction armor on the Golden Jade Immortal Platform, you can personally go to the formation to confirm this." ”

"I don't even have the armor of the change of direction, and you Golden Jade City are embarrassed to take it out!"

Zhao Lingbo smiled and said, "In fact, this is the characteristic of the top Ascension Immortal Terrace, which will not waste energy on those boring technical details, but will make the humanized service to the extreme, for example, in this palace, all the meals on the table are produced by the top chefs in Jinyu City." Every gold brick on the wall is also hand-cast by craftsmen - in fact, the important reason why gold and jade Sendai do not have armor is that gold bricks and jade take up too much load, so ......

"So you'd rather give up important maneuvering functions and install these useless gold bricks!?"

Zhao Lingbo said confidently: "So you can't see such a luxurious and noble scene in any Shengxian Terrace that can change the direction of the Gangfeng Layer, let alone eat the dishes cooked by the famous chef Jinyu." ”

“……”

Zhao Lingbo said again: "Moreover, the decoration cost of the Golden Jade Sendai is 35,000 spirit stones, and the cost of the armor is only 700 spirit stones, considering that this Sendai is already a gift from the city lord, do you want it to be more expensive or cheaper?" ”

"......" Although no one in the audience answered, someone's eyes were clearly shining.

Zhao Lingbo said with a smile: "So continuing with the previous topic, there are still a few procedures that you need to be familiar with before you meet the City Lord in person." First of all, these. ”

As he spoke, Zhao Lingbo took out a white porcelain bottle from the storage bag.

"The fast-acting heart-saving pill produced by Jin Yu, everyone takes one in advance and puts it in their mouths, and then eats it when the city lord shows his immortal face, so as not to be shocked by the peerless elegance and scatter his soul."

“…… Are you serious? Li Chaolu asked incredulously.

"Of course, you didn't feel it before, because most of the time the city lord actually wears a mask to cover his face, but for a distinguished guest like Mr. Wang Jiu, she will meet her true face." Zhao Lingbo nodded, then took out a manual from the storage bag, and read: "In 2001, there were 5 people, in 2002, 7 people, and in 2003, the worst people, 38 people, when the city lord received a wave of city-state envoys in the Nethersea region, causing a fault in the other party's diplomatic team. ...... 2004"

"Enough, no more talk, bring the pills." Li Chaolu shook his head and went directly to get the pill.

After distributing the pills, Zhao Lingbo said again: "Okay, let's assume that everyone can already adapt to the peerless elegance of the city lord, and the next problem that needs to be dealt with is the inferiority complex that comes with it, and many women will lose the confidence to continue to be a person because they have seen the face of the city lord." I hope that everyone can be strong, at least not to become incontinent because of discouragement, the lord of the castle is more strict in terms of personal hygiene, and he does not see filth......"

"Who would be incontinent just because they look good?!" Li Chaolu once again felt that his IQ had been challenged.

Zhao Lingbo took out a booklet from the storage bag: "...... 2001"

"Okay, needless to say, we have a deep understanding of your city lord's peerlessness, so let's move on to the next topic!"

"Okay, the next topic is about how to communicate and communicate effectively with the city lord, I think many people know that the city lord of Jinyu City is approachable and has no red tape, so the way to talk to her is also very simple, you just need to remember the following sentences, you can communicate with the city lord very smoothly. First, 'Good Adult', Second, 'This is going to Adult', Third, 'Your Will, My Mission'......"

After saying these classic sentences, Zhao Lingbo said with a smile: "Of course, I know that everyone must have a lot of doubts in their hearts, but I swear by the supreme honor of the personal maid of the city lord, this is all true, our city lord is so easy to communicate." However, there is a small problem, that is, if you don't follow the routine and have to play on your own, then although the city lord will not deal with others, there will always be some inexplicable natural disasters that befall people, such as in 2001......"

"Enough is enough, we all know!" Shen Qingming slapped the table angrily, then gritted his teeth and said, "I really got into the water to come to Golden Jade City with Wang Jiu!" ”

Zhao Lingbo glanced at Shen Qingming: "By the way, there is a small detail, I think it is necessary to remind you." As the top Ascension Immortal Terrace in Golden Jade City, there are 4 single escape pods in the apse warehouse, and if you set the goal correctly, you can return to Shen Cheng in two days. ”

"You did it on purpose, didn't you!?"