Chapter 127: The Big Pit under Murphy's Law
A master once told us maliciously that if things could go bad, no matter how small the chance, it would happen.
Now:
...... Buried alive!"
When Martin and Ryan heard this, their hands shook, and they were so close that they didn't get into the pit first.
Ryan said hesitantly: "People are not dead yet, not yet!"
Martin said with a sad face: "Even if it is really hopeless, please give her a good time! It is too ...... to be buried alive."
Edison was almost amused by the reaction of the two, and rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Who do you all think of me? When did I want his life? When did I say that she was not saved?"
"The dragon itself is a very territorial creature, although Bit does not have dragon blood, but now it is affected by the dragon's residual mating/mating will, so this will happen...... However, there is a way to force an end to this effect, and that is when the female dragon's nest is invaded, the angry female dragon will stop coming into heat and drive away the invaders. ”
"And this pit is used as a dragon's nest temporarily, and then, we just need to put some precious magic materials in front of Bit, and take some of them in front of her when she wakes up, so that she can be stimulated a little, and she should be able to wake up. Edison said lightly, as if it were as natural as eating and drinking.
Ryan had an unaware expression on his face, but his hand began to move.
Instead, Martin, an Arcanist, muttered, "That doesn't sound very reliable!"
When Edison heard this, he said angrily, "Hurry up, while people are not awake." Just lift people in and leave a head outside to breathe. She's not a real dragon, not even a dragon. The key is that this is a form! form! The most important thing about magic is to dare to think...... This is a demigod......"
The two of them had no opinion now, and as soon as they put the person into the pit, they began to fill in the soil.
While only Bit's head was still outside, Edison waved his hand, about 1 pound of Mithril, 10 ounces of Adamantite, and a fist-sized Heart Crystal...... , Zero Zero totaled more than 30 things piled up in front of the bit's head.
"Alright, stay away, I'm going to give him ......"
Before Edison could finish his sentence, a familiar voice came from outside the tent: "Hello! I heard that Bit fainted in the bath." How's it going? Are you feeling better?"
"This is a 'cooling patch' made by me who collected materials by hand, and it is very effective for people who are dizzy in the hot springs to recover!"
The voice was tender and magnetic, but the question was ...... How did Wolf come to visit Sister Bit?
Edison, who had a 'question mark' in his head, turned his gaze to Martin in confusion.
Martin was stunned for a moment, then the expression on his face fell, and he explained to Edison with a smile:
"When I set off for the hot spring today, Bit met with him, and somehow, he got entangled. ”
"At the time, we thought he was trying to humiliate us, so we ignored it. Now it seems...... It seems that he is serious. ”
(Hey!Is there so much charm of salted fish after transforming into Sister Bit?)
Edison squinted at the now gray-faced bit in confusion, but said in his mouth: "You don't have to worry about it now, I've already been treated with magic, you can go back!"
Edison's voice was heard from inside the tent. Wolf had a faint displeasure on his face, but he still said politely, "Okay, but I want to hand over the things to Bit." Look at her ......"
As he spoke, Wolf was already walking towards the tent. And because of the peculiarity of the magic tent, he did not actively trigger the magic barrier. Instead, he flexibly used earth-based magic to move the fixed position base of the tent, making the magic array of level 0 [Barrier Technique] mistakenly think that the tent was about to be put away, and took the initiative to converge the magic effect.
The shortcomings of the uncontrolled magic props were suddenly exposed, and they were misled by their wisdom.
Sensing the clear fluctuations of the earth element, Edison took a step forward, and without waiting for Wolf to come in, he got out of the tent first, pushed Wolf on the shoulder, and said: "This is the aristocratic spirit in your mouth, uninvited, she is resting now, you can't go in, and you are not welcome to come in." ”
Wolf was pushed by Edison and stumbled, and he didn't know what his brain had made up, so he actually said to Edison in an aria with a sad and angry face:
"No, you can't do that, the two of us really love each other, and from the first time I saw her, I knew that she liked me, and I would be her only ...... (The inner monologue of about 300 words and the condemnation of Edison for hindering the normal love behavior of the two are omitted below!)"
Edison listened patiently for 45 seconds, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
Now his first thought was, "If this thing is put in the age of mythology, it will be extremely talented in chanting spells." ”
The second thought was: "Could it be that this product is really in love, why has IQ and EQ been reduced to the comic level!"
Thinking of this, he was no longer angry, and it was good to be angry on the spot.
Without waiting for Wolf to continue to make noise, Eddie was vivid, and the physical fitness of a third-level mortal warrior was enough to make Wolf unable to react at this distance.
Edison's hand slapped Wolf's chest like an ordinary fly...... "bang" sounded.
Worf felt like he had been hit head-on by a huge monster, flipped 720 degrees in the air and fell to the ground, and the whole person flew more than 5 meters away.
Suo/sex his father spoiled him, and a magic halo of third-level earth magic [mud armor] lit up, removing most of the physical impact, although he was a little embarrassed, it saved him from the pain of flesh and skin, and at most he felt that his whole body was sore.
But before Wolf could recover his senses, Edison stepped on the ground less than 0.5 centimeters from the side of his face, and the splash of mud hit his face—painful.
Edison condescendingly looked down at Worf, who was still confused, and said disdainfully: "What do you mean that I deliberately turned you away in order to hinder your relationship? What do you mean that I used my status as a magician to deliberately force her to wear men's clothes, just because I was afraid that she would be snatched away?"
"I'm telling you now, he'...... She's resting in there, and you're going to have to wait until she's awake before coming to her...... I will not stand in the way. ”
But then, Wolf said something that made Edison almost spurt blood:
"You! you...... You're okay with the two of us together, that's great, you're such a nice guy!"
"Good man, your sister! It's not a question of whether I agree or not, it's a question of whether Bit's will agree or not, don't make a mistake, please go back now! She should be able to wake up before dark......" Edison said these words with black lines on his head, and he was so angry that he almost didn't raise his foot again and kicked him to death.
Wolf subconsciously said: "How do you know that my father also gave birth to many younger sisters for me, if you want to agree with the two of us, I can also introduce my sister to you?" After speaking, he looked up at Edison with a serious face.
Edison turned and left, he felt that he could not talk to Wolf anymore, otherwise the retardation would be contagious, and then pulled him to the same level, using his rich experience to defeat himself.
......
But as soon as he stepped into the tent, Edison found that Bit's eyes slowly opened, and Edison, who was secretly complaining, summoned his 'skill spirit' without thinking about it, and said to the other two: "Get out of the way!"
He never expected Bit to wake up so early, at this time, he didn't even have medicine, and he couldn't restrain Bit at all!
Under [Weakness Insight], the magic power on Bit's body was brilliant, condensed into a set of light blue magic armor, and with a shake of his body, he broke out of the mud, and was affected by the will of the residual dragon clan.
Just as Edison was silently saying in his heart: "Don't make a sound, don't do anything, just lie on the treasure!"
A long howl of "Whoa!" not only shattered Edison's illusions, but also attracted the attention of the outside of the tent, and the air wave overturned the entire tent, exposing her situation to everyone.
The armor of the magic illusion moved from the heart, turning into a pair of sharp claws, fangs, and scales, and because he was only wearing basic underwear, the bit at this moment even had a trace of the demeanor of the dragon charm queen against the background of the slender figure of 180cm.
Edison looked at the scene in front of him, and only felt that he had a toothache, since the middle of last night, his luck has not been good, and all kinds of accidents that should not have happened frequently.
Wolf, who had not yet gone far, stared obsessively at Bit's current appearance, his eyes full of fanaticism, and his mouth kept praising him: "Oh, dear, you are so beautiful, I can't live without your ......" (to be continued). )
PS: Appendix:
The main content of Murphy's Law:
1. Nothing is as simple as it seems;
2. Everything will take longer than you expect;
3. Things that go wrong will always go wrong;
Fourth, if you're worried about something happening, it's more likely to happen.
(I'm going to be outside all day tomorrow, and it's up to God to see if there's an update!)