Chapter 7: The Swamp Missed
"So, you've been away from home for two years" The lizardman Galantis wreaked havoc on Pannis's sleeves for a while, and found that Pannis did not show any signs of running away, and finally gradually relaxed his vigilance, letting go of the hand that was tugging at his sleeve, and his childish expression made several girls snicker. When everyone had seen enough of the excitement, Catherine finally spoke to relieve Pannis's pain, and asked Galantis, "How do you feel about the outside world?"
"The outside world is so complicated, hiss. Galantis's forked tongue stretched out and contracted like a snake, and said bitterly in a non-standard lingua franca: "Compared to the swamp, although there are indeed a lot of delicious and interesting things, hiss, and there are many beautiful scenery that have never been seen before, but it always feels too complicated, hiss, everyone is talking and thinking differently, and they are all very strange, this kind of life is so tiring, hissing. Mom is right, coming to the outside world is indeed a kind of exercise, hiss, compared to me when I first left the swamp, hiss, I feel that I know a lot more about other races, and in a few years I should be able to go home, hiss, I miss the pink mist in the swamp and the crisp sound of the bubbles bursting, and the animals sleeping in the swamp, hiss, the outside world is either too cold, or too dry, and my scales feel very uncomfortable. ”
"Well, we haven't been to the swamp. Catherine casually imagined the situation described by Galantis, hot and humid, poisonous mist at first glance, swamps with bubbles, beasts lurking in the mud, and couldn't help but secretly speak, and said with a forced smile: "But I'm sorry, I really have a little bit of the swamp scene you described."
"I can understand the hiss, you humans will definitely not adapt to it, and my uncle and knight sister used to be unused to it. Galantis seemed to be pleased with Catherine's blunt expression, and even hissed a much more crisp voice: "But it doesn't matter, the environment in most parts of the swamp is still very friendly to you. Hiss, we don't live in the kind of place I said, hiss, it's just that I prefer the environment of those places, hiss, we can't stand living there for a long time. ”
"It's pretty in the swamp. "Of course I'm talking about it from a distance, and if you want to stay in it for a while, I'm fine, but you're going to have a hard time every day, hehehehe." ”
"You guy only half talk. It's so infuriating. Catherine muttered dissatisfiedly, tilted her head and thought for a moment and said, "Let me guess, in daily life, the difference between you and us, in addition to gender, is the continuous maintenance of the demigod energy shield. Because it's a daily life, you don't always encounter danger, and if it's dangerous, you won't say a hard thing with this attitude, and combined with the swamp environment."
"3.5 percent of the time is probably smelly air. Seven percent of the time is likely to be inhaled by foreign objects such as pollen and grass seeds, and two percent of the time is one of the most disgusting non-threatening organisms. Eva said expressionlessly, like a machine: "The remaining 86.8 percent probability is that it is a common problem such as mosquito bites." ”
"Eva, forget it. Catherine's originally interested expression froze on her face. After being stunned for a long time, he sighed and said, "Thank you for the analysis, it is very timely, I need it very much." ”
"1.5 percent of the time you're really grateful, 2.4 percent of the time you're angry. "If you look closely. You can find that Eva's eyes narrowed slightly, and the corners of her mouth also had an extremely difficult to find curled arc: "There is a 92.1% chance left, you are expressing sarcasm and helplessness." ”
Catherine took the teacup in her hand and paused. Not only Catherine, but all the girls were a little surprised when they looked at Eva, only Pannis gave Eva a thumbs up and praised, "Well done, Eva, live up to the fact that I have been secretly teaching you how to make them angry these days." No, no, no, wait, it was just a slip of the tongue, it's really a slip of the tongue, what I want to say is to teach her how to get along with you, not how to make you angry. Look at my sincere eyes, isn't it worth believing it, don't light a fire, you can't afford to burn down someone's 300-year-old shop. And you, don't you like books the most, why do you make the action of throwing it over, such a thick book will kill people if it smashes it, hey, while saying that you still want to bless the power magic, do you want to demolish the house You look like you, or Freya is good, hey, don't carry it over, I won't go to church with you, Catherine, you save and feed, the table is for things, you can't use it to beat people, and the chair is not good, Eva, these women are crazy, we have such a good relationship, you can help me, they are terrible. ”
"Hello, Galantis, my name is Eva and my race is human. Eva Muran glanced at Pannis, as if she saw a cloud of air, and turned to the lizardman lady without any ups and downs, following Catherine and Pannis's example, she hugged Galantis's outstretched tail and wagged it, and said seriously: "I am very interested in the ecosystem of your swamp, can you give me a detailed introduction, after all, in the history of the goblins, the swamp is very unsuitable for humanoids." ”
"Hey, Eva, you're going too far. Pannis quickly dodged the girls who were about to surround them, and wailed: "Obviously you are making Catherine angry, why did it become me who was unlucky in the end, there must be something wrong." ”
"Hiss, is this the new mode of getting along with your sisters, uncle" The lizardman lady stuck out her tongue, blinked her pupils, and said with doubts: "Hiss, it seems that it is not quite the same as the memory of it, hiss, but the smell on the body is still so good, hiss, I really miss the feeling of being held in your arms at that time, hiss, the fox picked that time was really sweet." ”
"What kind of eyes are you looking at, and why are you suddenly hiding away. Although he got rid of the fate of being most besieged, Pannis was not happy at all, and the girl's animalistic gaze made him feel deeply hurt in his heart: "At that time she was only a young girl, not even knees high to me, isn't it normal to carry her around to play"
"I didn't even let go of the young girl. Catherine had a sad look on her face: "We really misjudged you." ”
"Ladies and gentlemen. In line with the principle of the supremacy of the guests of the inn, the old waiter did not squint as if he did not notice the chaos of the scene, and respectfully saluted the two chairs that were originally sitting Catherine and Pannis, but were now empty, and said, "Excuse me, are you ready to start eating now?"
"Uh, okay. Everyone quickly sat back in their original positions, and Catherine coughed dryly, pulled her hair down, and said, "Let's start now, thank you." "To be continued......
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ps: Yesterday I really went to cool again, and today I feel a little better. In order to give myself a little more rest, these two chapters today and tomorrow morning are only 2,000 words, I hope you are not surprised
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