"Ershen" is a music video blogger on Weibo with 3.9 million followers.

This parallel time and space Weibo is not as developed as on the earth, some of the more popular bloggers on the earth have tens of millions of fans, and in this parallel time and space, except for celebrities, no blogger has more than 10 million fans.

And "Ear God" has 3.9 million fans, and most of them are active fans, which can already be regarded as a real big V.

In real life, the "ear god" is a radio anchor, well, the kind that plays songs for people to listen to.

Of course, he also has a side hustle, which is song review.

Penguin Music is one of the largest music platforms in China, and it often publishes reviews of some songs, especially after the release of new songs. And the "ear god" is different from those music critics who blow each other commercially, he has always ..... Blind spray.

He is a very simple person, what he likes is what he likes, and if he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it, don't expect him to praise your song to the sky if he takes the money. At the beginning, of course, his behavior made many people unhappy, and Penguin Music didn't ask him for a music review for a long time, but what he didn't expect was that this guy posted it himself on Weibo.

Not just to post music reviews, but also to dissect. I have to say that this person's professional level is still very high, although he always likes to spray all screens, but they are all targeted.

For example, you will think that this person has a lot of swear words without dirty words, but after listening to it, you will think that it really makes sense?

Slowly, his unique style made him another spectacle. Some songs were sprayed by him, and inexplicably became a divine comedy.....

So he quickly quit his job as a radio anchor and concentrated on writing his own music reviews. According to him, in the radio station, you get a salary, and you can say whatever the leader wants you to say. praising those garbage songs all day long, praising his conscience, and almost nauseating and retching when he comes home every day.

After becoming famous, he also became a resident music critic in Penguin music, although he rarely praised, but once he praised it, the effect was obvious, and sometimes being sprayed by others was also a kind of hype, wasn't it?

Today, "Ear God" swiped Weibo as in the past, and then he soon saw the Weibo forwarded by Dong Dongdong's second generation, as if it was ..... Is it an original song?

When he clicked on this Weibo and saw it, he was immediately startled.

Is my old eye dizzy?

90,000 retweets? 140,000 comments? 270,000 likes?

This is not a popular star's Weibo, how can it have such a high popularity?

Who is this guy called "Kindergarten Leader"? How can this man be so rich! How many sailors should have been hired?

He clicked on the comment area and looked at it, and as he expected, it was all praise.

And the boast is full of sky, and those who don't know think that there is another popular little king who is about to make his debut.

Since "Ear God" dares to take such a Weibo name, it shows that he is full of confidence in his ears, and at the same time, he is also the most picky group of people.

Most people download one or two hundred songs in their music software, but he only has twenty or thirty songs.

And he also has his own insistence on music. Yes, he can't sing, he can't write lyrics and songs, but he just has his own persistence. He thinks that good songs are good songs, and what he is most unaccustomed to is those marketing that is flying all over the sky, praising some bad songs to the sky.

So, he clicked on the audio very decisively, he was ready to spray this person to death, is it great to hire a water army?

He is now compiling the top 10 best songs of the year and the top 10 worst songs of the year, and maybe this song called "Sunny Day" is extremely bad.

Because he had chatted with Dong Dongdong for a few words, he knew that this person was a rich second-generation, so he once thought that it was Dong Dongdong's rich second-generation friends who were playing tickets, so he sang a song casually and threw some money, and then took it outside to brag.

After clicking on the audio, the comfortable guitar sound slowly came out, and he squinted his eyes slightly, a little surprised in his heart.

It's so easy! The song of this song is really too simple!

But why is it so comfortable and sounds so good to the ear?

[The little yellow flower of the story has been floating since the year ...... birth]

After the first sentence was sung, the "ear god" paused the audio.

He silently got up and took out his special headphones from the drawer.

With just one intro and the first lyrics, he already knew that this was a song that he needed to listen to with his headphones on.

Ten minutes later, he clicked on the "Top Ten Best Songs of the Year" that he had sorted out, and silently deleted the song he thought was the worst.

Then, he hesitated for a moment and deleted the phrase "in no particular order".

The other songs were not ranked, but this "Sunny Day", he marked it.

This song is his favorite song this year.

He has always had a clear distinction between love and hate, and he gave it the first place very decisively.

He knew that some of the other songs in it were superstar songs, and celebrity fans might spray him to death. Why is an inexplicable song in front of your idol?

But he didn't care, and he didn't bother to care.

In his heart, this song deserves to be the first!

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Isn't it just a squirt? For the sake of this song, I, the "ear god", will have a good time with you brainless fans today!

.......

Lu Xiaosu walked on campus today and truly experienced the feeling of being a man of the hour.

He didn't know that in the post bar, he had already exploded!

In "Modu Art High School", someone picked him up, whether it was his hobbies or some emotional trivialities, they were all written into a post, and it was written very clearly at the end of the post - Lu Xiaosu was dumped by Wu Yiqian, who was blind, a few days ago!

And there are a lot of photos of Lu Xiaosu's life in this post, there are photos of him playing guitar in the window, the sun shines on his white shirt, he is so clean and handsome, and there are photos of him sitting in front of the computer writing lyrics, well, the man who does things seriously is the most handsome!

In an instant, the fan girls that Lu Xiaosu had just harvested last night began to reply to the post frantically, and this post was immediately put to the top by the administrator of the post bar, and the "underground relationship" between Wu Yiqian and Lu Xiaosu was also exposed, and everyone labeled "blind".

In fact, before yesterday's party, how many people really knew Lu Xiaosu?

Lu Xiaosu is indeed very good-looking, but where is this? This is the magic capital, this is the magic capital art high school, and the most important thing is handsome men and beautiful women.

Of course, this post is naturally from the hand of a fat man, Lu Xiaosu has no idea, otherwise he will definitely cramp and peel the skin of this fat man, and sell it by the pound on his body of pork, which is enough to make Lu Xiaosu live a worry-free life this month.

Lu Xiaosu walked into the classroom with a guitar on his back, and immediately felt the gaze projected around him, and as soon as he opened the drawer, he immediately saw no less than twenty love letters inside!

"The same envelope, the same seal with a small heart, are these lovely female classmates wholesaled in a group at the commissary at the school gate?" After Lu Xiaosu complained, he put the love letter back in the drawer, and he didn't even have the interest in opening it to take a look.

In fact, he can clearly feel the eyes of individual girls around him secretly projected, if nothing else, there should be a few classmates who wrote love letters to him, fortunately he is tall and sits in the last row, otherwise he will inevitably be watched like a monkey all day.

During the morning self-study, Teacher Su Qing walked into the classroom where Lu Xiaosu was, she was still wearing the same clothes as yesterday, with a T-shirt on her upper body and skinny jeans on her lower body, with an unobstructed view of her exquisite curves.

Lu Xiaosu naturally cast an admiring gaze, who doesn't like to look at beautiful women?

But when he looked up from below, he unexpectedly found that Teacher Su Qing was also staring at him.

Rao is Lu Xiaosu's cheeky skin, and he can't help blushing slightly.

Su Qing was expressionless, she clapped her hands slightly, signaled everyone to be quiet, and said to the class: "Lu Xiaosu, come out." ”