Chapter 106: A Caricature
"Exaggeration", an old song from 2005, until 2017, still has a large number of people listening.
This is a slightly evil song, and unlike the affectionate style of Eason Chan's other songs, this song is sung a bit off-track.
From the lyrics to the song, or the singing, it is very appropriate to the title of the song, that is, it is very exaggerated.
It's wicked, it's absurd.
The first time you hear it, you may think it's weird, but after listening to it a few times, you will feel a little prickly.
Who is really the main character? Who isn't the little character in the song? If you look closely at the lyrics, you will feel that every sentence is like a thorn in the heart.
It hurts and itches, but the feeling of stripping everything is a little refreshing.
Due to the extreme difficulty of singing, it is listed as one of the songs that are most likely to fail in KTV.
Even at Eason Chan's concert, every time this song appears, it is definitely the climax of the whole concert.
I heard that after singing in the Red Pavilion, the sirens of the entire Red Pavilion went off, and I don't know if it was true or not.
Before Lu Xiaosu crossed over, he wanted to go to Eason Chan's concert several times, but he didn't go for various reasons. Of course, scalper tickets are too expensive to be one of the reasons.
Lu Xiaosu has watched a lot of live videos of concerts, which is one of the reasons why he can capture the essence of the song "Exaggeration".
What impressed him the most was at the MAMA awards ceremony.
MAMA is a music festival in the country of sticks, and it is considered one of the biggest ceremonies in the country of sticks.
In 2014, the ceremony was held in Huaxia Port.
Eason Chan, as one of the singers of Hong Kong, was invited to attend the ceremony.
Before he took the stage, the stars of the stick country sang and danced, sang and danced, including Quan Zhilong and others, all performed before Eason Chan.
Then, when they thought they had exploded the audience, Eason Chan quietly took the elevator to the stage.
There was no choreography, no props, no gorgeous lights, so he stood alone and sang quietly in the middle of the stage.
He didn't dance, let alone move frequently, just held the microphone and sang heartfelt songs.
The audience was quiet for a few seconds, followed by a chorus of 10,000 people!
This is the capital of Hong Kong, although all the fans who come are K-pop fans, but "Exaggeration" is too popular.
Until the last slightly hoarse but heart-rending "Ah!! ”
The sticks in the audience were stunned, and they were really confused in front of the camera.
The audience fell silent for a few seconds again.
So the fuck can you still sing songs like this?
It is rumored that the video version of Bangziguo seems to have cut out "Exaggeration", perhaps because he was afraid that this "affectionate fat man" would steal all the limelight.
He seems to be using his own personal example to ask: "Why do you have to dance to sing?" Is it bad to just sing? ”
This is the god of song!
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As soon as this song was uploaded, the entire network was directly fried!
Netizens are always the most talented people, and you will find that the most funny are netizens, and the most literary and artistic ones are also netizens.
A netizen wrote on the Internet: "There are two mes in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad. ”
As soon as this sentence was issued, the formation below was very unified.
"Piercing the heart of Lao Tie!"
"Piercing the heart of Lao Tie!"
"Piercing the heart of Lao Tie!"
And as the amount of discussion grew, so did the number of people who listened to "Exaggerated", and the comments on the Internet poured in.
"How can there be such a song? My hairs stand on end when I hear this! ”
"I listened to it with headphones, and the volume was turned up very much, and after the last high note came out, I was stunned!"
"I can only say that I was shocked, and I felt really pierced."
If it weren't for Lin Chu jumping off the building, if it weren't for his mother's emaciated heart due to postpartum depression, Lu Xiaosu might not really be able to interpret the essence of this song.
Even so, he can only give himself a score of nine for this version of this world.
It's not that he's a little more afraid of his pride, but he knows that he really still has a gap.
But where are there so many singers in the world, nine points of skill, which is enough to crush most singers.
The most interesting thing is that Lu Xiaosu did not arrange for his Weibo to be forwarded, but a girl signed by Dong Dongdong spontaneously drew a cartoon.
This girl is from the Huaxia Academy of Fine Arts, and her painting skills are first-class, and she also has more than one million fans on Weibo. It's useless to buy this kind of account, you have to sign it together.
Dong Dongdong is addicted to the two-dimensional world and can't extricate himself, so he admires this kind of person who can draw comics very much, and directly packs it at a high price, and he doesn't know why he used it to buy it together......
After the girl finished drawing, she asked Dong Dongdong, and he took a look at it and agreed to upload it.
The cartoon is only four pages, and it is Lu Xiaosu's "clown" Weibo.
Page 1: A clown goes to the psychiatrist, and the doctor tells him to go to the clown and have fun, and the clown cries bitterly, saying that I am the clown.
So far, it is exactly the same as Lu Xiaosu's Weibo.
And the second page is this girl's own expansion.
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Page 2: The Joker takes medication, but finds that he doesn't get much better, and he breaks down more and more. Every night he couldn't sleep, and he wanted to call people, but he found that he didn't have any friends at all.
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Page 3: Life forces the clown to go to the circus to perform, and ironically, if he doesn't go, he doesn't even have the money to buy drugs to control depression. He wanted to be cured, but he had to do the work that made him miserable.
He performs every day, takes pills every day, and then falls into a deeper despair, and he tells himself that tomorrow is the last performance.
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Page 4: The clown comes to the circus, and there are a lot of people watching the show today, and the audience is full.
Adults and children watched the funny clown laugh wildly, the clown kept wrestling on the stage, and every "accident" made the laughter of the audience louder and louder.
The clown fell again, he got up, bowed to the audience, and the show officially ended.
The clown looked up, and he grinned, a professional habit he had developed.
He always laughs so exaggeratedly, and his performance is always so pompous, as if the corners of his mouth are almost grinning to his earlobes.
But his eyes were tearing uncontrollably, the lights slowly went out, and everyone's vision became more and more blurry.
Only the clown stood on the stage and cried, crying with a professional smile!
Laughing and crying at the same time!
I don't know if it's because the stage is getting darker, or if the audience below really can't see it, the comic has reached the penultimate picture, which is a line from the audience:
"This clown is so dedicated, you see that he sweats so much and wears all his makeup."
It turned out to be dedication!
It turned out to be sweating!
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The last painting.
There was nothing, just a pitch black, endless black, as if it could swallow everything cleanly!
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What happened to this clown?
Nobody knows!
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As soon as this cartoon was uploaded, the popularity of the clown and "Exaggeration" became even higher, and they directly occupied the top two on the Weibo hot search list!
"Bang-"
Lu Xiaosu withdrew the barrel of the gun, but there was a junior girl who helped him fire another shot!
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