At eight o'clock in the morning of the 29th, 3 long-awaited new Chinese-style songs were uploaded on time on Penguin Music.

Li Xin's "Battlefield".

Chu Rong's "Drunken Southeast".

There is also a song with a very strange title, Lu Xiaosu's "Blue and White Porcelain".

Most music critics have been looking forward to it for a long time.

They all make a living by writing music reviews, and it's impossible for them not to write such a popular song.

He Dong is a music critic, and he was once one of the two major trolls in the music criticism industry on the same level as "Ear God".

It's just that Ershen later transformed into a Weibo music blogger, and he is generally active in Weibo, but He Dong is still fighting on the front line of Penguin Music's music criticism.

Ershen is a music critic purely based on personal preference, if he likes it, he will praise it desperately, and if he doesn't like it, he will spray blindly, just like the original "Sunny Day", he doesn't care if others like to listen to it or not, anyway, he just likes to listen to it.

He Dong is different, he analyzes from a more professional point of view, and this person is extremely good at analyzing the lyrics of songs.

As we all know, the words of many songs are written blindly, and they are often made up for the sake of rhyme.

For example, JJ's song, JJ, as a "walking CD", has absolutely nothing to say about his singing skills. And his unique voice and singing voice are very recognizable, any song he sings, and what he sings is Lin Junjie's own taste.

As a super invincible rich second generation, if Lin Junjie doesn't work hard, he will go home to inherit hundreds of millions of family properties.

Lin Junjie's own lyric writing ability is very average, but he is very good at composing, so his songs are basically written by others and then composed by himself.

But to be honest, his songs are good, because he is amazing, and it really has nothing to do with the lyrics.

When it comes to JJ Lin's early songs, everyone can always hum a few words, but if you ask everyone: Are there any words in JJ Lin's early songs that make you feel that they are particularly well written? Many people are usually stunned for a moment.

Yes, his lyrics have slowly improved in recent years, but when he stayed at Sea Butterfly Records in the earliest years, he couldn't understand those words at all.

Like his "mentor", Lin Qiuli, the former boss of Haidie, wrote him the Chinese-style song "Cao Cao".

The lyrics of the original version are [Use conspiracy and conspiracy, openly say and steal the touch. 】

When Lu Xiaosu didn't read the lyrics at first, he thought it was [Talking openly and secretly stealing indifference......

Although the current version of the lyrics has been changed to [Ming Said An Duo's Scheme], it is estimated that there are too many people complaining, but listen carefully, and what you sing is touching.

What the hell does this touch mean? Lyricist Lin Qiuli later explained: I think the Three Kingdoms is like playing mahjong, either you touch yourself or I touch yourself.

But the landlord only needs three people.

There is also the [Circle Circle Circle] in "Jiangnan".

[Don't Buckle Everywhere] in "Don't Spend Money If It's Not Trendy".

Not to mention the song "Killer" written by Lin Qiuli, it is a bit perverted from the words, a bit like X abuse.

Of course, there is also the most powerful "Back to Back Hug", I can't even understand the title of the song, and I don't know what kind of new pose this is, it looks strong.

In the final analysis, in the past, Lin Junjie's lyrics were a bit of a drag, but fortunately, his personal conditions were really awesome.

And He Dong is this kind of "lyrics troll", he doesn't care if your song is good or not, anyway, he loves to pick thorns in the lyrics, and he immediately sprays the kind of blind writing.

Put it on the earth, no matter how good you Lin Junjie sings, I will spray the lyrics garbage!

He turned on Penguin Music and listened to Li Xin's "Battlefield" first.

King Li Xin may want to get back the face he lost in "The General", and this new song is a bit like an evolved version of "The General".

The lyrics and composers are all the top in the circle, and Li Xin also brought his rich and sad voice to the extreme this time, which is a bit of a "few people who have fought in ancient times".

It's just obvious that the idea of this song is likely to come from "Jing Zhong Serving the Country", on the earth, this is a very typical old-fashioned Chinese style, although it is different from the song of "Jing Zhong Serving the Country", but it is obvious that this idea of writing Jin Ge Iron Horse must have some reference.

The most important thing is that, judging from the lyrics, He Dong still prefers "Loyal to the Country", and feels that it is difficult to surpass this song when writing the words of Jin Ge Iron Horse.

But the song is still a good song, He Dong is a lyric troll, he also feels that there is nowhere to spray, I can't say that I don't think this song is as good as "Serving the Country with Loyalty"? He has never done this kind of thing to praise and step on low, he feels that every time he squirts, he is not a blind beep, I am different from the rotten thing of the ear god!

But if he wants to write a music review praising this song, he can't do anything.

"Serving the Country with Loyalty" is in front of Zhuyu, and he has already used all the words he can praise "Serving the Country with Loyalty".

opened Chu Rong's "Drunk Southeast" again, He Dong personally felt that it was better than "Battlefield", but he always felt weird.

I can't tell what's wrong, anyway, people don't feel like they will think of Lu Xiaosu's "East Wind Breaking".

Both songs are good songs, Tianwang's singing skills are absolutely not said, and the songs written by the industry's top lyricists also make He Dong unable to find a place where he can spray, but he can't find a shining point.

A lot of listeners feel this way because their tastes have been fed.

As soon as the Chinese style was born, they listened to "Dongfeng Breaking" and "Loyal to the Country".

It's like the first time in my life it's unexpectedly cool, and if it's not fierce next, everyone will just feel boring.

Xiao Su, the originator of the mountain, poked the road so wide that it needed something coarse to fill the gap.

Because they are two heavenly kings, everyone unconsciously puts their expectations very high, and it is obvious that they always feel that they are still so lost.

He Dong rubbed his hands and stared at the strange title of the song "Blue and White Porcelain".

The impression of Chinese style is naturally singing Chinese characteristics, Chinese porcelain is world-famous, such as porcelain in English called China, is one of the symbols of our country.

But what flowers can a broken bottle sing?

As soon as he opened it, he heard the accompaniment of ding-dong ding-dong, like the sound of gently tapping porcelain.

I have to say that even if He Dong is not very sensitive to composition, he still feels that this prelude is very powerful.

He heard the sound of the guqin, the guzheng, and the flute.

Soon, the song officially started, and he couldn't help but look at the lyrics.

[The plain embryo outlines the blue and white pen style and heavy makeup,

The peony depicted on the bottle is just like your first makeup. 】

In just two sentences, He Dong only felt suddenly enlightened.

This is writing people with things!

Fresh, so fresh! Can Chinese style still be written like this?

He kept hearing the chorus, but he was slightly stunned.

[Azure is waiting for smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you. 】

He suddenly didn't understand, what does this azure and other smoke and rain mean?

He opened the Qiandu search engine and checked some information about porcelain, and then he learned that "Azure Over the Rain" is the top grade of blue and white porcelain, and there are very few surviving products. This glaze color can only be burned out in the rain and smoke.

I see, no wonder it's azure and other smoke and rain.

However, as a nitpicky lyric troll, he suddenly felt that the logic seemed to be a little out of place.

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